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BS: Penis Transplant Flop

18 Sep 06 - 07:00 AM (#1837252)
Subject: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: The Villan

Have a look at this then.

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1234248,00.html

Won't be long blokes before you can do what women are doing with their knockers.

Once succesful, I can see big business there. LOL :-)


18 Sep 06 - 07:45 AM (#1837267)
Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: wysiwyg

It's definitely on the rise.

~S~


18 Sep 06 - 07:56 AM (#1837276)
Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: Mr Yellow

Adultery is not far from the lips - if you'll excuse the expression.


18 Sep 06 - 08:04 AM (#1837283)
Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: Big Al Whittle

yes and moreover, they still won't be able to wee with their knockers - back of the net!


18 Sep 06 - 08:26 AM (#1837306)
Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: Paul Burke

"Won't be long blokes before you can do what women are doing with their knockers."

I don't fancy feeding a baby with mine. Especially once they've grown teeth.


18 Sep 06 - 08:39 AM (#1837316)
Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: Paul from Hull

Pr*ck transplants?

They been having them in Downing Steet for years...

If you havent noticed, everybody is arguing about another one there now...whether it should be Brown, Reid or Prescott...

*G*


18 Sep 06 - 08:57 AM (#1837330)
Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: gnu

Right cockup, that.


18 Sep 06 - 09:07 AM (#1837340)
Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: John MacKenzie

It'll never stand up in court!
G.


18 Sep 06 - 12:14 PM (#1837478)
Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: Bill D

Perhaps his wife would like to explain to her hubby & the doctors just what she would prefer.


18 Sep 06 - 12:19 PM (#1837483)
Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: Georgiansilver

I had penis reduction surgery two years ago and can recommend it.


18 Sep 06 - 12:21 PM (#1837486)
Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: Charley Noble

Well, if I lost mine I'd be interested in this surgical advance.

Condolences to the poor Chinese fellow and his wife seems appropirate.

Hope he doesn't read the posts above.

Charley Noble, who is often equally rude and thoughtless


18 Sep 06 - 01:21 PM (#1837531)
Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: Mr Yellow

penile reform is just what politics need .........


18 Sep 06 - 01:34 PM (#1837550)
Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: Strollin' Johnny

Well mine's the original, and it's a flop too (most of the time). :0)


18 Sep 06 - 01:40 PM (#1837558)
Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: frogprince

"insert floppy" works if your computer still has that kind of drive, but where lovin' is concerned, it's an oxymoron...


18 Sep 06 - 02:44 PM (#1837601)
Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: Dead Horse

Well I've got two anyway.
I got a small one for peeing with.
And I got a big one for cleaning the babysitters teeth. :-)


18 Sep 06 - 02:51 PM (#1837609)
Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: catspaw49

Good for you Dead Horse! And you have a ball to match each one as well.....One is the size of a pea and the other is real tiny.

Spaw


18 Sep 06 - 03:29 PM (#1837646)
Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: GUEST

This thread is so funny. Lets discuss other kinds of stuff that happens to people. Hey, I know: blindness. There's a good one. Yeah. Or radical mastectomies. Operations where the wrong appendage is removed by a surgeon. Shit like that.


18 Sep 06 - 03:48 PM (#1837651)
Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: Becca72

Looks like someone is a little testes....


18 Sep 06 - 04:54 PM (#1837697)
Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: Severn

....Or maybe turn it into an origins thread for "Poppa's Got a Brand New Bag"


...."She's a Babooon-Hearted Woman In Love with A Monkey Gland Man..."


18 Sep 06 - 05:50 PM (#1837739)
Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: GUEST,Annamill

10 inches!!! This lady is crazy!! Chees!

Well...she is Chinese..maybe it's too big for her.

Love, Annamill


18 Sep 06 - 05:55 PM (#1837745)
Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: Bill D

10 CM, annamill! Not inches...*grin*


18 Sep 06 - 06:29 PM (#1837765)
Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: bobad

2.54 inches per cm. FYI


18 Sep 06 - 06:37 PM (#1837768)
Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: bobad

Uh... correction 2.54 cm. per inch.


18 Sep 06 - 06:37 PM (#1837770)
Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: annamill

getouahere!! 10 * 2.54???? Whoa! No wonder she's freaked!

Watchout Linda Lovelace!

I wonder how he feels about it! I'll bet he tries to use it
at least once. Giggle.

Talk about Chees!

Is that before or after erection?

Love, Annamill


18 Sep 06 - 06:39 PM (#1837771)
Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: bobad

That would make it 4 inches as opposed to 25.4 inches.


18 Sep 06 - 06:41 PM (#1837774)
Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: bobad

Get your mind outta the gutter Annamill.


18 Sep 06 - 06:44 PM (#1837779)
Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: annamill

ahhh..too bad, Bobad. It was a much better giggle the other way.

On the other hand, maybe she's thinking, under the cir cum stances, they could do better..

Ok, giggle anyway.

Love, Annamill


18 Sep 06 - 06:47 PM (#1837782)
Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: bobad

I don't think even Linda Lovelace could take 25.4 inches - maybe a sword swallower?


18 Sep 06 - 06:48 PM (#1837783)
Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: annamill

"Get your mind outta the gutter Annamill. "

ME! I didn't post this info. I'm just reacting.

Love, Annamill


18 Sep 06 - 06:51 PM (#1837787)
Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: Big Mick

Anna, m'love, where have you been???????

Love,

Mick


18 Sep 06 - 06:56 PM (#1837788)
Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: bobad

Ehh.. I hope you're not making a statement by entering the "discussion" at this time with that provactive moniker Big Mick.


18 Sep 06 - 07:10 PM (#1837797)
Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: annamill

HAHAHAH! bobad, you're bad.

I've been crazy busy trying to survive here in Paradise. Thank you for asking, Mick. Working graveyard and sleeping days. Honey and I moved to a RV on beautiful Mission Bay at a place called Campland-on-the-Bay. Pretty nice and saving money. I want to retire in February.

As per Mudcat tradition, anyone want to stop by, just let me know. Our quarters are small, but fun.

4 inches? Really? Before or after erecion? "Size doesn't matter", you know.

Love, Annamill


18 Sep 06 - 08:03 PM (#1837837)
Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: The Fooles Troupe

Whose floppy flopped?


When I was working in Supply years ago - the computers stuff section - a woman rang up and wanted 10 boxes of floppy dicks....


18 Sep 06 - 08:47 PM (#1837874)
Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: wysiwyg

No floppies, HARD disks now.

But they're all so fast.

~S~


18 Sep 06 - 09:49 PM (#1837912)
Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: GUEST,Treif

Wasn't the punch line "Oh my G-d, Schwartz is dead"?


18 Sep 06 - 09:53 PM (#1837917)
Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: catspaw49

LOL....Yeah I think that's a winner unless Schwartz was killed by the chicken.

Spaw


19 Sep 06 - 04:26 AM (#1838064)
Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: Paul Burke

I used to have an 8" floppy, but over the years it shrank, first to 5.25", then the 3.5", then disappeared entirely. All I've got now is this little dongle about 2" long that I stick in a little hole in the front.


19 Sep 06 - 07:19 AM (#1838164)
Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: The Villan

LOL very good Paul


19 Sep 06 - 07:45 AM (#1838176)
Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: Mr Red

"No floppies, HARD disks now."

in OZ they called 3.5 inches - stiffies.