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BS: Conservative love.

09 May 06 - 11:11 AM (#1736187)
Subject: BS: Conservative love.
From: The Shambles

All I can think of is David Mellor in his Chelsea strip.


09 May 06 - 12:39 PM (#1736216)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: The Shambles

John Major and Edwina Currie.......


09 May 06 - 12:53 PM (#1736223)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Emma B

Margaret Thatcher and Margaret Thatcher?


09 May 06 - 01:27 PM (#1736248)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Gervase

Stop it at once! I feel ill...


09 May 06 - 01:55 PM (#1736265)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Skipjack K8

David Bellamy and Bill Oddie?


09 May 06 - 02:31 PM (#1736299)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: number 6

Consertative Love ... sounds a lot more 'warmer' than Liberal Hate .. but then a Canadian initiated this thread.

sIx


09 May 06 - 02:33 PM (#1736302)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Big Al Whittle

Ken Barlow and Norma Major - the monotonous in full pursuit of the colourless.


09 May 06 - 05:59 PM (#1736527)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: The Walrus

What about that Tory found hanging with an orange in his mouth (one of the Magatollah's 'empty suits', so please forgive me not remembering his name).

W


09 May 06 - 06:00 PM (#1736530)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Little Hawk

Barbara Amiel and Conrad Black.


09 May 06 - 06:09 PM (#1736536)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Little Hawk

Joe Clark and Maureen McTier?

Brian and Mila Mulroney?


09 May 06 - 06:21 PM (#1736546)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Little Hawk

Here are Barbara and Conrad getting ready to flush a Canadian Liberal kitten down the toilet...

Bye, bye, Liberal kitty!


09 May 06 - 06:22 PM (#1736548)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: autolycus

The young couple in The Vicar of Dibey - took them ages to get anywhere.


   Ivor


09 May 06 - 06:24 PM (#1736549)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Little Hawk

Here's Maureen McTier helping Joe Clark find something...

Ah, there it is...


09 May 06 - 10:33 PM (#1736761)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Little Hawk

This poor neglected thread is not getting enough attention.


09 May 06 - 10:36 PM (#1736764)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: number 6

I like it L.H ... it's such a relief to browse these posts and very pleasant ... not at all like Liberal Hate.

sIx


09 May 06 - 10:52 PM (#1736775)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Amos

Oh, and there's the undying affection between...what's her name, now...ummm... ... damn... (just a minute, ...lemme type "neoconservative bitch writer" into Google...press Enter.....here it is! "An Evening With Ann Coulter")...Ann Coulter and her well beloved self-image.


09 May 06 - 10:53 PM (#1736778)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: number 6

Come on Amos ... deep down you think she's hot !!

sIx


09 May 06 - 10:53 PM (#1736779)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Little Hawk

How about a whole weekend with her?...think about that, if you will.


09 May 06 - 10:57 PM (#1736784)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: number 6

Yikes !! That would be horrific.

sIx


09 May 06 - 10:58 PM (#1736787)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: number 6

Hey ... we've been tricked ... Amos has swung this thread into Liberal Hate !!

sIx


10 May 06 - 02:35 AM (#1736904)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: dianavan

Peter MacKay and Belinda Stronach.

Oops, did I say something wrong?


10 May 06 - 03:17 AM (#1736922)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Paco Rabanne

Me and George Bush.


10 May 06 - 04:38 PM (#1737437)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: number 6

Good one dianavan ... but unfortunately that romance evolved into Liberal Hate.

sIx


10 May 06 - 06:21 PM (#1737515)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Little Hawk

"I wonder who's kissing her now?" Belinda Stronach, that is. I think that if we got Belinda as Prime Minister of Canada and Hillary Clinton as President of the USA we'd be headed for a very interesting time in North America. Let's do it.


10 May 06 - 06:27 PM (#1737523)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: GUEST,sorefingers

Lush Bimbow ( naked but wearing suspenders and a bra ) and Laura The 'Shrieker' Ingraham.


10 May 06 - 10:04 PM (#1737683)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Deda

"Conservative Love" is an oxymoron, isn't it?


10 May 06 - 10:06 PM (#1737684)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Little Hawk

Not if you are Mila Mulroney, it isn't.


11 May 06 - 01:04 PM (#1738130)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Herga Kitty

As I'm sure Shambles knows, there will be sessions and singarounds in the Conservative Club at Wimborne folk festival, 9-11 June. They don't seem to mind that the songs include Miner's Life and John Tams' Rolling Home.

New this year for Sidmouth is the Sidmouth Con club as a festival venue - I think it's been suggested as a possibility for the folk club, but I might be thinking of the War Memorial hall.

Kitty


11 May 06 - 07:46 PM (#1738483)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Cllr

I will probably be the only card carrying tory in the room!
Cllr


12 May 06 - 08:21 AM (#1738907)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: The Shambles

As I'm sure Shambles knows, there will be sessions and singarounds in the Conservative Club at Wimborne folk festival, 9-11 June. They don't seem to mind that the songs include Miner's Life and John Tams' Rolling Home.

They also don't mind the usual set dancing that takes place to the session's music - but they may object to lovemaking on their dance floor? With or without wearing the required Chelsea strip.....Do you want to try it with me this year and see? *Smiles*


12 May 06 - 10:48 PM (#1739546)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: frogprince

I keep seeing this thread and thinking it should be about people who only do "missionary position"...


12 May 06 - 10:57 PM (#1739550)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Little Hawk

But that would have been considered quite liberal among the Neanderthals, wouldn't it?


12 May 06 - 10:58 PM (#1739551)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: frogprince

"Oh, they call it puppy lo-ove"...


12 May 06 - 11:19 PM (#1739559)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: dianavan

David Mellor in his Chelsea strip?

Who?

I googled and found alot of David Mellors. Most of them seemed interesting. Which guy do you mean?

Mrs. Mellor was my third grade teacher and the best teacher I ever had.


13 May 06 - 07:41 PM (#1740212)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T

Dianavan,

David Mellor was one of the long line of English politicians who got caught (metaphorically or literally) with their pants down, and lost their jobs.

Don T.


14 May 06 - 03:41 PM (#1740683)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: The Shambles

From the Press Complaints Commission.

Complainant name: The Rt Hon David Mellor QC
Report: 60
Paper: News of the World
Clauses noted: 1
Complaint:
The Rt Hon David Mellor QC complained through solictors that a reference to his affair with Antonia de Sancha inaccurately stated that he had enjoyed intimate relations with the actress whilst wearing a Chelsea football strip.
Resolution:
The newspaper agreed to mark its database with a suitable warning.


05 Jun 06 - 04:59 PM (#1753534)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: GUEST

Whatabout him getting his toes sucked by that boneyard ?


05 Jun 06 - 06:38 PM (#1753597)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Big Al Whittle

that particular government were a gang of really stupid liars. they had told everybody they had no plans to raise taxes before being elected. then when they got elected, the first thing they did was to say - well last week, we didn't have any plans to raise taxes but now we do.

they also had the good luck to be opposed by a leader of the opposition who couldn't string two words together, but expressed himself in sentences of about two hundred words.

Mellor was no worse than a hundred others - he just had the bad luck to have his little scandal at a time when everybody was particularly pigsick of politicians.


06 Jun 06 - 02:47 AM (#1753905)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: The Shambles

The Government referred to rather started the hanging on and the quick return to office of certain individuals, after being discredited, that we see now.

Before Cecil Parkinson's fall from office - victims of sex scandals tended to remain out in the cold. That Prime Minister was very quick to put him back into office. For reasons I think, not based on his abilities as a Minister.


06 Jun 06 - 04:02 AM (#1753926)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Big Al Whittle

Martin Carthy once told me he had a great admiration for Cecil Parkinson - I can't remember why.

He must have had some admirable qualities.


06 Jun 06 - 05:39 AM (#1753966)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: The Shambles

Martin Carthy certainly has many admiralable qualities - but perhaps his judgement of politicians is not one of them..........?

However I suspect that Martin would make a far better politician than Cecil Parkinson would make a folk singer.

And certainly make a better father......


06 Jun 06 - 06:19 AM (#1753978)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Dave Hanson

Flamenco Ted, I thought you were in love with maggie thatcher ?

Your socialist friend, eric


06 Jun 06 - 05:21 PM (#1754446)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: GUEST, Tory?

So, is David Mellor claiming that he DIDN'T enjoy it?

(and I notice that the lovely Anne Widdecomb hasn't had a mention yet)


07 Jun 06 - 03:25 AM (#1754720)
Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: The Shambles

His lawyer was just stating that he wasn't wearing his Chelsea football strip when he was enjoying it.

Maybe it is all this toe sucking that is weakening the metatarsals of our nation's footballers?