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BS: Golden Global warming

05 Nov 05 - 01:39 PM (#1598102)
Subject: BS: Golden Global warming
From: John MacKenzie

Amos it's your fault that El Nino has changed direction and they keep getting all those big blows in the Gulf of Mexico!!
Stop warming them globes at once!!
Giok


05 Nov 05 - 01:48 PM (#1598112)
Subject: RE: BS: Golden Global warming
From: Amos

I think this one goes in the "Didn't Quite Get the Concept" department, Jock. Let's get together next Getaway and we'll do a refresher course on curve calculus and meditative states.

A


05 Nov 05 - 06:47 PM (#1598345)
Subject: RE: BS: Golden Global warming
From: Ebbie

Oddly enough, I DID get it. Has to do with the Temple, Amos, I do believe.


06 Nov 05 - 04:27 PM (#1598840)
Subject: RE: BS: Golden Global warming
From: Mark Cohen

Ebbie, I think Amos understood, but was implying that Jock didn't quite get it. Careful, or you'll be punished with active membership. Then again, maybe I'm the one in the (warm) dark.

Aloha,
Mark


06 Nov 05 - 06:05 PM (#1598887)
Subject: RE: BS: Golden Global warming
From: John MacKenzie

Like I said worshipping at the temple produces lots of hot air, hence we have been in a tornado watch in upstate NY tonight. You've got to believe me when I say it's all related.
I don't know if I want to meditate with you Amos!!
Giok


06 Nov 05 - 06:17 PM (#1598888)
Subject: RE: BS: Golden Global warming
From: Ebbie

Dang. Literalism strikes again.


06 Nov 05 - 06:26 PM (#1598893)
Subject: RE: BS: Golden Global warming
From: Amos

Jock:

Really, you need to be more discriminating; the major sources of hot air on this planet are found in an area with 57.8 miles of Washington D.C.. This region out manufactures even New York in hot air produced per cubic meter of volume by a singificant factor of 12.78 to 1!

It is true that Temple worship raises body heat and also produces a number of thermally-advantaged ideas; this phenomenon is the subject of current scientific study.

But these do not produce hot air.

A


06 Nov 05 - 07:26 PM (#1598931)
Subject: RE: BS: Golden Global warming
From: John MacKenzie

Not even a 'head' wind?
G ;~)


06 Nov 05 - 07:29 PM (#1598934)
Subject: RE: BS: Golden Global warming
From: Peace

Next time I get a 'head' wind I'm gonna have it bronzed.


06 Nov 05 - 10:41 PM (#1599031)
Subject: RE: BS: Golden Global warming
From: Amos

Actually, headwinds are beyond the scope of the Temple's worship, ritual and training although we occasionally hear rumours about very advanced Masters who have transcended the Enigma of the Globes, one of our senior Temple mysteries, and according to some they have been known to plumb the strange aether of the Unknown, and some of them are reported to have gotten encountered these alleged "head" winds.

A


06 Nov 05 - 10:45 PM (#1599033)
Subject: RE: BS: Golden Global warming
From: Peace

Good Lord. Is that legal?


12 Nov 05 - 01:59 PM (#1603141)
Subject: RE: BS: Golden Global warming
From: John MacKenzie

Oh I do hope so. I really do!!
G.


12 Nov 05 - 05:20 PM (#1603232)
Subject: RE: BS: Golden Global warming
From: annamill

Amos, I have a question.

You stated
"major sources of hot air on this planet are found in an area with 57.8 miles of Washington D.C."

I'm a bit confused.

Isn't that area where most Mudcatters in the USA congregate.

So, to my question.

Does this statement refer to our !great! government, or...
to those Mudcatters??

LOVE!!! Annamill


12 Nov 05 - 05:30 PM (#1603240)
Subject: RE: BS: Golden Global warming
From: bobad

Drats, I thought this was going to be a how-to thread.


12 Nov 05 - 08:45 PM (#1603360)
Subject: RE: BS: Golden Global warming
From: Rapparee

I figgered it was about the Golden Globe awards.