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BS: Hide the weenie

28 Feb 05 - 03:11 PM (#1423133)
Subject: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Peace

Fried bun, fried dog, onions, mustard and green relish. How do you like yers?


28 Feb 05 - 03:12 PM (#1423134)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Amos

Brucie:

The title of this thread is suggestive. Why did you do that???? It makes people think of sex!!!!

I am sure this was not your intention.

Regards,



Amos


28 Feb 05 - 03:16 PM (#1423137)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Liz the Squeak

Soft buns... no dressing. Has to be firm though.... hate weiners that flop out the end...

LTS


28 Feb 05 - 03:20 PM (#1423142)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: jacqui.c

Bright red with New England baked beans. Or in pea and ham soup.

Liz - I agree - floppy weiners are definitely a no no.


28 Feb 05 - 03:21 PM (#1423143)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: CarolC

Ingrid Bergman


Ingrid Bergman, Ingrid Bergman
Let's go make a picture
On the island of Stromboli
Ingrid Bergman

Ingrid Bergman, you're so perty
You'd make any mountain quiver
You'd make fire fly from the crater
Ingrid Bergman

This old mountain it's been waiting
All its life for you to work it
For your hand to touch its hard rock
Ingrid Bergman
Ingrid Bergman

If you'll walk across my camera,
I will flash the world your story,
I will pay you more than money
Ingrid Bergman

Not by pennies dimes nor quarters
But with happy sons and daughters
And they'll sing around Stromboli
Ingrid Bergman

This old mountain it's been waiting
All its life for you to work it
For your hand to touch its hard rock
Ingrid Bergman
Ingrid Bergman

--Woodie Guthrie


28 Feb 05 - 03:24 PM (#1423144)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Rapparee

Like this. Or like this. (A Google search of the term "Montreal steamie" brings up two Mudcat entries and one other. I can only conclude that Montreal steamies are the pariahs of the weenie world.)


28 Feb 05 - 03:28 PM (#1423151)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Peace

Sorry there Amos. I think when I started this thread that I had just seen the Boobs or Bottoms thread. Probably affected unconsciously. Rapaire: OUCH! Montreal steamies are the TOPS, the BEST. No mistake about that.


28 Feb 05 - 03:31 PM (#1423155)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Peace

Google bot the following:

montreal steamies, hotdogs

montreal steamies, hot dogs


28 Feb 05 - 03:38 PM (#1423164)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Rapparee

How about a place called "Steam City?"

Located in the uptown Eglinton-Mt Pleasant corridor, this fast food joint produces hot dogs the way they should be made—steamed with a side order of poutine, fries in gravy and cheese curds. Yes, hot on the heels of bagels and smoked meat, another transplanted Montrealer delicacy hits Toronto.

Fries in gravy and cheese curds? Poutine I assume is what the Quebecois call "poteen."


28 Feb 05 - 03:41 PM (#1423166)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Peace

Never eaten any--never will. There ARE limits.


28 Feb 05 - 03:48 PM (#1423178)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Rapparee

Could it be that Canada has never been a really big world power because the citizens are all busy being sick? Or is it possible that such things are actually The Revenge Of Quebec?


28 Feb 05 - 03:48 PM (#1423179)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: bobad

Ah brucie
Your thread invokes Proustian recollections of some fine tube steak repasts of old. Hailing from Montreal,the world's capital of steamed hot dogs,steamies in the local parlance,I can still taste those steamed little doggies slathered with mustard, green relish, onions and chopped cabbage at Lafleur's or the Montreal Pool Room on the lower main.

Sadly, these days, because of elevated cholesterol the only dogs that pass my lips are tofu dogs - definitely not in the same league- but what can you do?


28 Feb 05 - 03:50 PM (#1423182)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Peace

The Montreal Pool Room. Been there and done that, buddy. Me too with no fats from animals. The sins of my youth.


28 Feb 05 - 03:54 PM (#1423184)
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From: Clinton Hammond

Keep your "hot dogs"...

I'll take a BBQ'd sausage with garlic mustard, chili, and habeneros...

I'll take a side of poutine too


28 Feb 05 - 03:59 PM (#1423187)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Stilly River Sage

I like some of those New York kosher hot dogs. (One of them makes a whole meal, and is enough to send your cholesterol into hyperspace.) Mustard is good, and they must be eaten with relish.

Don't even THINK it MartinGibson, this thread is not about you!

;-D


28 Feb 05 - 04:02 PM (#1423192)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Rapparee

Steamie cuisine....


28 Feb 05 - 04:07 PM (#1423198)
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From: Bill D

all beef, split, fried, on a toasted bun...mustard and 'some' relish.. (sweet relish)...NO onion.

(no comment on the 1˝ entendré ..I don't care much for most Euphemisms)


28 Feb 05 - 04:12 PM (#1423208)
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From: Metchosin

jeez, I love poutine, but you have to have proper St. Hubert gravy and the right kind of cheese curds, mozorella just won't do.....and......Vive le Quebec Libre! Fortunately we can get it here because of homesick sailors in the Canadian Pacific Fleet.


28 Feb 05 - 04:25 PM (#1423223)
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From: sue exhull

Sorry for being ignorant, but can someone tell me what poutine is please? Ive never heard of it. Thanks


28 Feb 05 - 04:34 PM (#1423234)
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From: Bee-dubya-ell

Poutine!


28 Feb 05 - 04:40 PM (#1423237)
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From: Bee-dubya-ell

But have you ever hidden your weenie in the poutine?


28 Feb 05 - 05:28 PM (#1423290)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Rapparee

Well, no, but I HAVE experienced wetting my whistle with poteen.


28 Feb 05 - 05:34 PM (#1423299)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: sue exhull

Thanks Bee Im am now able to discuss this subject, should I ever be asked :) I must try that out one of these days.


28 Feb 05 - 05:41 PM (#1423301)
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From: Phil Cooper

Polish sausage with onions. Preferably from Chicago. Had what was supposed to be a polish sausage had a stop on the Ohio turnpike and it bore no resemblance to what we have in Chicago.


28 Feb 05 - 05:47 PM (#1423306)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: DougR

It pains me to admit it, but Bobert's home state, West Virginia, is where you can get the best hot dogs in the world. A nice fat weenie, smothered in onions, chili, and if you want it, cole slaw. Billy Edd Wheeler and I went on a search for the best hot dog in Beckley, West Virginia, several years ago and we found that all the places that made them were about the same ...excellent!

DougR


28 Feb 05 - 05:51 PM (#1423311)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: robomatic

I have had a truly disgusting experience with savalloys and will not touch 'em. got rot 'em whut's in those vile red skins?


28 Feb 05 - 05:54 PM (#1423315)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Peace

"St. Hubert gravy"

St Hubert Barbeque Sauce is the absolute dynamite best commercial BBQ Sauce in the known UNIVERSE.


28 Feb 05 - 06:03 PM (#1423324)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Rapparee

I shan't get into the barbeque sauce debate, except to say that my wife makes the best barbeque sauce in the universe.


28 Feb 05 - 06:07 PM (#1423327)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Peace

AH! BUT, I meant commercial.


28 Feb 05 - 06:18 PM (#1423340)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Mingulay

So they think that Canada's somewhere on Earth do they? My cholesterol went up 5 points just reading about this apology for food. If you are going to eat sausages (weenies are NOT sausages, they are emulsified offal tubes with dubious chemical additives) then they should be proper Lincolnshire sausages with at least 95% coarse chopped pork, a little breadcrumb, pepper and sage in a natural casing. Anything else is not worthy to bear such a noble name.


28 Feb 05 - 06:27 PM (#1423349)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Little Hawk

There are lots of good places to hide the weenie. In a drainpipe. In a knothole. In the mailbox. In the safe. In the letter slot. Under the desk. Behind the potted plant. On top of the ceiling fan. In your pockets. And so on...

If left unattended for too long, however, the average weenie begins to shrivel up and assume a much less impressive and robust appearance. This is undesirable. Always eat them while they are still fresh and firm.

If you have a dachshund, then no hiding place will suffice unless it is securely locked...or at least 4 feet above ground level. A weenie hidden on top of the ceiling fan will drive your dachshund practically out of his tiny mind, because he will KNOW it is there, but be utterly unable to do a thing about it.


28 Feb 05 - 06:30 PM (#1423353)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Rapparee

I hid my weenie in a safe once, but them someone slammed the door and I was left weenieless.


28 Feb 05 - 06:30 PM (#1423355)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Mingulay

Is that cruelty to dogs or to weenies? Or even ceiling fans?


28 Feb 05 - 06:30 PM (#1423356)
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From: Bee-dubya-ell

The best barbecue sauce in the world is from The Pig Barbecue in Jacksonville, Florida. It's so good it doesn't need meat. You can make a meal out of a dozen slices of Wonder Bread dipped in the stuff.


28 Feb 05 - 06:33 PM (#1423362)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Peace

"Billy Edd Wheeler"

DougR: Is this THE BEW? "Little Brown Shack Out Back" B E Wheeler?

That, sir, is awesome. Won't make me agree with you about Bush, but I have just seen you in a new light. That was one of the first songs I learned when I was working baskethouses in NYC. LOVE that song.


28 Feb 05 - 06:35 PM (#1423365)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Peace

Who's a fan of ceilings, other than Michelangelo?


28 Feb 05 - 06:46 PM (#1423377)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: PoppaGator

Poutine ~ at least, as described on the web page to which BWL provided a link ~ sounds suspiciously identical to what the rest of North America knows as "cheese fries."

Hebrew National Kosher Beef Knockwurst makes an excellent big fat hot dog. I like to boil/steam 'em and then fry in butter 'til the skin blisters. (Yeah, I know it's not kosher anymore when you mix dairy and meat ~ but then, I'm not Jewish!).

Open the bun(s) and lay inside-side-down on the skillet to soak up a bit of grease and fry lightly, and then serve with condiments of your choice.

I'm a weenie minimalist, not crazy about chili, cheese, onions, etc. Mustard alone is OK with me, but sometimes I also like a bit of pickle relish and/or saurkraut.

No ketchup! That's for burgers, not franks!


28 Feb 05 - 07:33 PM (#1423414)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Layah

you have to be careful when hiding things on ceiling fans not to turn the fan on. In my family at passover the children hide the matzah, and then the adults...um..don't actually look for it, but bribe us to bring it back (I hear in other families the adults hide the matzah and the kids have to find it) but to get to my point, one year we hid it on top of the ceiling fan. Then someone turned the fan on. Well the adults were reluctant to pay us for bits of matzah that had been strewn all over the room and did not resemble the peice we were supposed to have. I suppose a weenie on a fan probably wouldn't crumble to bits like matzah, but it would go flying around the room. Interestingly, they ate the bits of matzah off the ceiling fan, but the year we hid it in the toilet tank in a ziploc bag (that's where the CLEAN water is) they wouldn't eat it.


28 Feb 05 - 07:36 PM (#1423417)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Peace

God: Cheese Fries or Poutine: I would eat cow turds before either of those things. (Dry cow turds, not wet; I have a delicate palate.)


28 Feb 05 - 07:45 PM (#1423429)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: DougR

Yep, brucie, one and the same.

DougR


28 Feb 05 - 07:47 PM (#1423432)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: jaze

Growing up in the Philly area, a hot dog had mustard and sourkraut. Excellent. When I went to college in W.VA. I ordered a hot dog and they asked if I wanted everything on it(thinking mustard and sourkraut) I said yes. Imagine my surprise when I got it and it had mustard, chili and cole slaw. I would never have thought of putting that on a hot dog, but it was really good! DougR is right.


28 Feb 05 - 10:40 PM (#1423520)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Peace

"Champion Takeru Kobayashi

Hotdogs may have been invented in America - but when it comes to eating them, the Japanese are the best on the planet. At the 2004 World Hotdog Eating Championships on July 4th, Takeru Kobayashi pounded 53 hotdogs in just 12 minutes to set a new world record! That's more than one dog every 15 seconds!"

Gives new meaning to the term, doesn't it?


28 Feb 05 - 11:13 PM (#1423535)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Stilly River Sage

My ex brother-in-law makes some good hot dogs. He grills the Hebrew National tube steaks and has all of the condiments handy. Any hot dog tastes better when it has been grilled over coals. Preferably in the back yard with a cold beer to wash it down.

SRS


28 Feb 05 - 11:22 PM (#1423539)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: CarolC

...just goes to show it's hard to tell if a thread's going to go in the direction of suggestive innuendo or literal meaning. Ah well. I can't even eat the veggie kind of pseudo-dogs any more. They all have corn in them. But I like the veggie kind with ketchup, brown mustard, and relish, on whole wheat (bread or bun).


01 Mar 05 - 02:20 AM (#1423591)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Little Hawk

One reason dachshunds like weiners so much is that they LOOK like weiners themselves. It's narcissism, combined with just plain ordinary greed.


01 Mar 05 - 03:47 AM (#1423622)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Davetnova

Well I don't know what a weenie is but it sounds like some sort of inferior American sausage that shrivels up if you don't pay it any attention. Our fine British sausages are much harder to hide, being both larger and more succulent. There is absolutely no chance of a well made Traditional British sausage being ignored for long enough to shrivel up.
p.s. wheres the innuendo? It must be subtle.


01 Mar 05 - 11:18 AM (#1423887)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: John MacKenzie

DougR I still sing Coal Tatto which I think is one of his songs, and Red Winged Blackbird??

Anyway back to weenies, I assume this is a contraction of Weiner which if memory serves is a person native to the town of Wein, or Vienna in Austria. Why you should want to hide a person from there mystifies me, but hey you got to make allowances for the strange customs of foreigners.

Sausages on the other hand is a horse of a different colour. Here in Scotland we have the Lorne sausage which is about 2 feet long and 4" square, this is cut into slices and fried [ouch!!] We also have butchers sausages or links, which we hide in our stomachs due to our national cholesterol cholesterol addiction. See song list

A friend of mine went out with a large lady for a while, and reported back with the immortal words, "It wis like flingin' a sossidge up a close, so it wis"

I suppose it won't be too long before someone mentions Cummberland sausage which is about a foot long, and comes in a coil.
Giok ¦¬]


01 Mar 05 - 11:51 AM (#1423920)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Rapparee

Scotland has square sausages? Where do they get square casings? Must have some odd animals up there.


01 Mar 05 - 12:03 PM (#1423943)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: gnu

"p.s. wheres the innuendo? It must be subtle." Or, "... much harder to hide, being both larger and more succulent."


01 Mar 05 - 01:02 PM (#1424002)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Little Hawk

Was Hitler a weiner, I wonder? He was Austrian, but I'm not sure if he was from Vienna. Hiding him after 1945 would not have been easy, which leads me to believe that he did indeed die in the bunker in Berlin, as indicated.


01 Mar 05 - 02:28 PM (#1424110)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Cool Beans

I like them French fried potaters. Hnnn, hnn, hnnn.


01 Mar 05 - 04:06 PM (#1424212)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: gnu

LH.... no, no, no... don't you remember how the song goes? "...Hitler was a jerk. Moussolini bit his weenie, and now it doesn't work."


01 Mar 05 - 04:54 PM (#1424254)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: John MacKenzie

Just bring a basketful of sandwiches and weenies


01 Mar 05 - 09:09 PM (#1424496)
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From: frogprince

An innuendo isn't a sausage; an innuendo is an italian suppository.


01 Mar 05 - 11:14 PM (#1424564)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Little Hawk

Ah, yes! I see...


01 Mar 05 - 11:17 PM (#1424566)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Peace

Where you from?

New England states. You know? Uppa US.


02 Mar 05 - 07:44 AM (#1424823)
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From: Bunnahabhain

Venison sausages! Wonderful.

And a Haggis is little more than a sausage with ambition....


02 Mar 05 - 08:36 AM (#1424864)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Rapparee

I've got venison summer sausage in the freezer. And up in Alaska...reindeer sausage...yummmmmmmmmm!


02 Mar 05 - 06:16 PM (#1425330)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Peace

Rapaire killed Bambi!


02 Mar 05 - 06:21 PM (#1425336)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: gnu

Rapaire! How dare you shoot a fawn!! You should have taken Bambi's mother. Nice fat doe. Tasty. Burp.


02 Mar 05 - 06:30 PM (#1425344)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: John MacKenzie

Shall I roe deer?


02 Mar 05 - 06:36 PM (#1425347)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Peace

Took it to hart, did ya?


02 Mar 05 - 06:38 PM (#1425348)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Peace

Bad man, Mommy. He shot BAMbi.


02 Mar 05 - 07:12 PM (#1425398)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Rapparee

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...Bambi! Good eating! Rapaire EAT Bambi! Tender. Juicy. Succulent. Tasty. Yummy. Rapaire shoot Bambi, eat Bambi.







Wait one...I haven't been hunting in five or six years, fer crissakes.


02 Mar 05 - 07:13 PM (#1425399)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Metchosin

The Sausage Queen


03 Mar 05 - 01:05 AM (#1425625)
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From: LadyJean

I would crawl on my hands and knees from Fifth and Shady to Station Street, through two feet of snow, for three hotdogs from the original Original Station Street hotdogs. Alas the place is gone! The O in Oakland isn't anything like as good.
Every now and then, in my misspent youth, Dad would say, "How many Origianal Hotdogs can you eat?" and he'd head out to Station Street to fill up. I could manage 4, and the last half of the fourth went down hard. Dad always ate 5. They were ornamented with mustard, relish, lots of lovely, hard, firm onions, and dill pickles.


03 Mar 05 - 09:21 AM (#1425883)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: GUEST,Rapaire

They actually have food in California????


03 Mar 05 - 12:21 PM (#1426032)
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From: DougR

Jaze's post: February 28:"DougR is right."

Now that's a "first" on the mudcat! :>)

DougR


03 Mar 05 - 02:33 PM (#1426130)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: gnu

Over two hours and nobody has taken a shot at Doug. Another first.


03 Mar 05 - 03:31 PM (#1426173)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Rapparee

Well, ya see, if I shoot at it, I hit it. Clear out to 300 meters if I have a decent, well-zeroed rifle (and that's WITHOUT them sissy telescopic sights). So DougR is farther away than 300 meters. And besides, he knows Billy Edd Wheeler.


03 Mar 05 - 04:02 PM (#1426199)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: gnu

..."decent, well-zeroed rifle ..." Well, you need good ammo too. I bought some cheap, Mexican 22 longs and used them in my 9422 XTR (great for keeping sharp on larger calibre 94's at little expense) until a casing split, blew back through the breech and knocked my shootin eye waaaaay out of round. Now, over 100m, it's sissy sights. If it keeps getting worse, I'll be hunting at the Co-op.


03 Mar 05 - 11:38 PM (#1426489)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: LadyJean

One of the residents of my former co op liked to cook hotdogs in maple syrup. He cooked them for 24 hours. The end result smelled all right, but looked revolting. I never tried tasting them.
Mother said his hotdogs looked like shrivelled old penises. She said this to an E.R. nurse. How many people can say, at the age of 75, that they made an E.R. nurse blush? Mom did.


04 Mar 05 - 12:18 PM (#1426598)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Rapparee

Gnu, you shoulda used surplus .50 caliber machine gun brass necked down to .17 caliber. Woooooooooooooo--eeeeeeeeeeeeee, does that make that li'l ol' bullet move along! 'Course, you gotta build yer own rifle ta shoot the stuff, but hell, you probably got a few thou layin' around not doin' nothin' you can invest in a custom-built rifle. And you'll have to load yer own, but ya should be doin' that anyways, eh?

Ya do it and let me know. Wouldn't touch such a setup my own self.

(You're right about the ammo. I don't shoot anything I don't know about, from bee-bees to 12 gauge.)


04 Mar 05 - 02:09 PM (#1426742)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: gnu

50 cal necked to 17? What the f*** are you shootin? Satellites?


04 Mar 05 - 02:14 PM (#1426748)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: GUEST

He's shooting rabbits. He just doesn't want to be bothered skinning them.


04 Mar 05 - 02:17 PM (#1426752)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Rapparee

No, no -- it's not about what I'm shooting at. As I said, I wouldn't touch such a rig myself. But feel free to have a go at it and let me know.

BTW, here's my "home range."


04 Mar 05 - 02:26 PM (#1426759)
Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Peace

I'd suggest ya check the hospital before ya pull the trigger.