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BS: Three Word Xmas Story.

10 Dec 04 - 05:25 AM (#1352738)
Subject: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Write a story about Xmas, each person can only post 3 words at a time.
I'll start=

One Day, Santa


10 Dec 04 - 05:27 AM (#1352741)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Mingulay

and an elf


10 Dec 04 - 05:29 AM (#1352742)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

was busy making


10 Dec 04 - 05:29 AM (#1352743)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

ate some sandwidges


10 Dec 04 - 05:38 AM (#1352749)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

made from snow


10 Dec 04 - 05:38 AM (#1352750)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,reggie miles

ho, ho, ho


10 Dec 04 - 05:41 AM (#1352753)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Seaking

bought in Marks


10 Dec 04 - 05:42 AM (#1352754)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Sttaw Legend

said Albert Tatlock


10 Dec 04 - 05:44 AM (#1352757)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

to Ena Sharples


10 Dec 04 - 05:44 AM (#1352758)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

Haddock Norse Porridge


10 Dec 04 - 06:10 AM (#1352776)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Kippers and custard


10 Dec 04 - 06:12 AM (#1352779)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: freda underhill

when along came


10 Dec 04 - 06:14 AM (#1352780)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

a big hamster


10 Dec 04 - 06:19 AM (#1352786)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Mingulay

oh my giddy


10 Dec 04 - 06:22 AM (#1352788)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

sphincter is about


10 Dec 04 - 06:38 AM (#1352800)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: The Fooles Troupe

giddy giddy gander


10 Dec 04 - 06:43 AM (#1352806)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Partridge

all over hammy


10 Dec 04 - 06:53 AM (#1352814)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: freda underhill

covered with tinsle


10 Dec 04 - 06:57 AM (#1352816)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: freda underhill

carrying a parcel


10 Dec 04 - 07:00 AM (#1352818)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

which rhymes with


10 Dec 04 - 07:59 AM (#1352856)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

A huge erection


10 Dec 04 - 08:14 AM (#1352867)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Mingulay

bad boy Rudolph


10 Dec 04 - 08:15 AM (#1352870)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Seaking

said Santa removing


10 Dec 04 - 08:27 AM (#1352875)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

black cocktail dress


10 Dec 04 - 08:54 AM (#1352895)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Black cock; DRESS?


10 Dec 04 - 08:59 AM (#1352900)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Mingulay

Oh! Sir Humphrey


10 Dec 04 - 10:30 AM (#1353027)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

you are big!


10 Dec 04 - 10:32 AM (#1353030)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

Brace your self


10 Dec 04 - 10:33 AM (#1353031)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

attach the clingfilm


10 Dec 04 - 10:36 AM (#1353036)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

damn the torpedos


10 Dec 04 - 10:42 AM (#1353038)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

penetrate at will!    Cluin, you are allowed an extra word, because ' your self' is one word, not two.


10 Dec 04 - 10:43 AM (#1353041)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Mingulay

Eventually, the pain


10 Dec 04 - 10:47 AM (#1353046)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

caused my sphincter


10 Dec 04 - 11:03 AM (#1353056)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

to explode unfestively


10 Dec 04 - 11:27 AM (#1353076)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Once Famous

in your face.


10 Dec 04 - 11:41 AM (#1353105)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Too much detail


10 Dec 04 - 01:21 PM (#1353219)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

feel free to edit


10 Dec 04 - 01:41 PM (#1353233)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

where upon it


10 Dec 04 - 01:44 PM (#1353235)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: freda underhill

rolled over and


10 Dec 04 - 02:34 PM (#1353293)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

fell over the


10 Dec 04 - 02:51 PM (#1353314)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Padre

misletoe festooned mantel


10 Dec 04 - 02:55 PM (#1353322)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: ToulouseCruise

Luckily, Mrs. Clause


10 Dec 04 - 03:06 PM (#1353339)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Once Famous

removed her bra


10 Dec 04 - 03:15 PM (#1353346)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

and santa jumped


10 Dec 04 - 03:17 PM (#1353351)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Donuel

mono-clonal in-utero pregnancy


10 Dec 04 - 03:18 PM (#1353352)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: ToulouseCruise

and jumped and


10 Dec 04 - 03:40 PM (#1353375)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

into the fire


10 Dec 04 - 03:50 PM (#1353379)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

to find his


10 Dec 04 - 03:51 PM (#1353380)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

neighbour looking through


10 Dec 04 - 03:55 PM (#1353384)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Eye Lander

the key hole


10 Dec 04 - 04:16 PM (#1353405)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

and what did


10 Dec 04 - 04:17 PM (#1353406)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

he see but


10 Dec 04 - 04:17 PM (#1353407)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

santa on top


10 Dec 04 - 05:32 PM (#1353467)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

of things generally


10 Dec 04 - 06:30 PM (#1353528)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

with a sprig


10 Dec 04 - 06:48 PM (#1353538)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: webfolk

of holly and


10 Dec 04 - 06:55 PM (#1353545)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

a big red


10 Dec 04 - 11:43 PM (#1353708)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

piece of edam,


10 Dec 04 - 11:58 PM (#1353711)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

stuffed up his


11 Dec 04 - 12:38 AM (#1353718)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

sleeve, as he


11 Dec 04 - 02:36 AM (#1353739)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: open mike

continued to prepare


11 Dec 04 - 03:04 AM (#1353752)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: beardedbruce

the reindeer jerky


11 Dec 04 - 11:42 AM (#1354006)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

santa says here


11 Dec 04 - 11:43 AM (#1354007)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

hold still , Jerky


11 Dec 04 - 11:54 AM (#1354013)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

while I get


11 Dec 04 - 12:40 PM (#1354046)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

my sack of


11 Dec 04 - 12:49 PM (#1354049)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Seaking

sorry, sack off


11 Dec 04 - 12:58 PM (#1354065)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: InOBU

some story, yeach


11 Dec 04 - 02:53 PM (#1354138)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

toys are ready


11 Dec 04 - 03:30 PM (#1354174)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

Lets go then


11 Dec 04 - 03:30 PM (#1354175)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

just need batteries


11 Dec 04 - 03:33 PM (#1354178)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

and a salt


11 Dec 04 - 09:17 PM (#1354418)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

and a pepper


12 Dec 04 - 03:26 AM (#1354537)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

plus tomato sauce


12 Dec 04 - 03:38 AM (#1354543)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

and a versatile


12 Dec 04 - 07:41 AM (#1354613)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

plus GPS navigation


12 Dec 04 - 07:52 AM (#1354616)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: freda underhill

meanwhile, the hamster


12 Dec 04 - 08:00 AM (#1354619)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

got squashed by


12 Dec 04 - 02:45 PM (#1354864)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

a pet shop


12 Dec 04 - 02:49 PM (#1354866)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

delievery van owned


12 Dec 04 - 02:55 PM (#1354873)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

by none other


12 Dec 04 - 09:32 PM (#1355193)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

than Sir jOhn.


12 Dec 04 - 09:53 PM (#1355204)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rustic Rebel

John felt extremly,


13 Dec 04 - 01:29 AM (#1355303)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

unknightly with his


13 Dec 04 - 02:33 AM (#1355339)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,bflat

nightie so tightie


13 Dec 04 - 03:35 AM (#1355368)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

and thus revenged


13 Dec 04 - 03:47 AM (#1355382)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

himself upon Santa


13 Dec 04 - 07:07 AM (#1355471)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

Help! Santa's unconscious.


13 Dec 04 - 12:05 PM (#1355689)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: PoppaGator

Call the cops


13 Dec 04 - 12:21 PM (#1355701)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

call the ambulance


13 Dec 04 - 12:27 PM (#1355708)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

because jOhn has


13 Dec 04 - 12:28 PM (#1355709)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

told me that


13 Dec 04 - 12:29 PM (#1355710)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

he wants me


13 Dec 04 - 12:29 PM (#1355711)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

to beat Ted


13 Dec 04 - 12:30 PM (#1355712)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

to the 100th


13 Dec 04 - 12:49 PM (#1355735)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

OH NO HE


13 Dec 04 - 12:50 PM (#1355736)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

he wont do


13 Dec 04 - 12:50 PM (#1355737)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

oh yes he


13 Dec 04 - 12:50 PM (#1355739)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

no he wont


13 Dec 04 - 12:51 PM (#1355740)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

100th


13 Dec 04 - 12:51 PM (#1355742)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

Sorry Sir John AND sUPER TED


13 Dec 04 - 01:48 PM (#1355783)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

Fuck it all


13 Dec 04 - 01:56 PM (#1355793)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

yelled the elves


13 Dec 04 - 01:56 PM (#1355794)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

said santa claus


13 Dec 04 - 01:56 PM (#1355796)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

hissed Mrs Claus


13 Dec 04 - 01:57 PM (#1355799)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

cheered the reindeer


13 Dec 04 - 02:02 PM (#1355802)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

yippee its Christmas


13 Dec 04 - 02:21 PM (#1355812)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

Shaddup said Santa


13 Dec 04 - 02:30 PM (#1355819)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

the sleigh's broke


13 Dec 04 - 02:33 PM (#1355823)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

and my hemmorhoids


13 Dec 04 - 02:52 PM (#1355841)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

my prostate too


13 Dec 04 - 02:58 PM (#1355845)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

swollen to piss


13 Dec 04 - 03:05 PM (#1355849)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

his bladder full


13 Dec 04 - 03:10 PM (#1355853)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

of damn milk


13 Dec 04 - 03:23 PM (#1355864)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

of too dr's


13 Dec 04 - 03:24 PM (#1355865)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

to see if


13 Dec 04 - 03:25 PM (#1355866)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

he can help


13 Dec 04 - 03:25 PM (#1355867)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

poor santa claus


13 Dec 04 - 08:51 PM (#1356122)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

mend the slay


13 Dec 04 - 09:14 PM (#1356147)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

But he couldn't


13 Dec 04 - 11:40 PM (#1356209)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

put Humpty together


14 Dec 04 - 12:00 AM (#1356222)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rustic Rebel

With reindeer snot


14 Dec 04 - 12:14 AM (#1356232)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Amos

SUddenly, ferociously, caterwauling...


14 Dec 04 - 12:18 AM (#1356234)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

Rudolph raised his


14 Dec 04 - 02:33 AM (#1356276)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

big red swollen


14 Dec 04 - 02:44 AM (#1356282)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

nose, and he


14 Dec 04 - 02:46 AM (#1356283)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

let loose a


14 Dec 04 - 02:53 AM (#1356285)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

really really big


14 Dec 04 - 03:03 AM (#1356295)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

and fantatically loud


14 Dec 04 - 03:13 AM (#1356304)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

burst of malodorous


14 Dec 04 - 03:18 AM (#1356309)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

masticated tundra burps


14 Dec 04 - 03:26 AM (#1356311)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

which reverberated around


14 Dec 04 - 03:30 AM (#1356315)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

the freezing grotto


14 Dec 04 - 03:32 AM (#1356318)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

to the point


14 Dec 04 - 03:41 AM (#1356322)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

of no return


14 Dec 04 - 03:46 AM (#1356329)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

Santa's had enough


14 Dec 04 - 03:49 AM (#1356332)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

of roof traversing


14 Dec 04 - 03:53 AM (#1356336)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

and ass compressing


14 Dec 04 - 03:57 AM (#1356340)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

so he removed


14 Dec 04 - 04:21 AM (#1356350)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

his finger from


14 Dec 04 - 04:31 AM (#1356353)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Schantieman

the woodpecker's hole


14 Dec 04 - 05:21 AM (#1356376)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

and wiped his


14 Dec 04 - 05:24 AM (#1356380)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Schantieman

nose with it.


14 Dec 04 - 07:10 AM (#1356412)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

Then the reindeer


14 Dec 04 - 07:31 AM (#1356436)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

droppings for miles


14 Dec 04 - 07:36 AM (#1356442)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

began to glow


14 Dec 04 - 08:28 AM (#1356492)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Mingulay

like Rudolph's nose


14 Dec 04 - 10:56 AM (#1356640)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: MMario

. Soon, the night


14 Dec 04 - 12:13 PM (#1356728)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

was dark and


14 Dec 04 - 12:14 PM (#1356730)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

thick heavy snow,


14 Dec 04 - 12:14 PM (#1356731)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

and children slept


14 Dec 04 - 12:20 PM (#1356738)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

the sleigh heavy


14 Dec 04 - 12:33 PM (#1356748)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

with bulging stockings


14 Dec 04 - 12:48 PM (#1356762)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

food for reindeer


14 Dec 04 - 01:07 PM (#1356787)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

was not available


14 Dec 04 - 01:57 PM (#1356818)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

for repainting, as


14 Dec 04 - 02:52 PM (#1356865)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

the Abominable Snowman


14 Dec 04 - 03:18 PM (#1356888)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

spilt the paint


14 Dec 04 - 03:20 PM (#1356889)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

while reaching for


14 Dec 04 - 03:21 PM (#1356890)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: MaineDog

cheered the baby


14 Dec 04 - 08:33 PM (#1357098)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

who was crying


14 Dec 04 - 08:42 PM (#1357108)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

his little heart.


14 Dec 04 - 08:42 PM (#1357109)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

Mary and Joseph


14 Dec 04 - 08:43 PM (#1357110)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

could'nt stop Jesus


14 Dec 04 - 08:58 PM (#1357129)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

biting his nails


15 Dec 04 - 12:45 AM (#1357243)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

into his hands


15 Dec 04 - 02:34 AM (#1357282)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

and throwing them


15 Dec 04 - 02:34 AM (#1357283)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

into the snow


15 Dec 04 - 04:52 AM (#1357335)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Mingulay

where they melted


15 Dec 04 - 05:11 AM (#1357342)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

due to salt.


15 Dec 04 - 05:14 AM (#1357343)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

intake being excessive


15 Dec 04 - 05:56 AM (#1357374)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

vomiting projected across


15 Dec 04 - 06:23 AM (#1357392)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: matai

the grand canyon


15 Dec 04 - 06:36 AM (#1357405)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

and far beyond


15 Dec 04 - 06:50 AM (#1357417)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Mingulay

barbed wire fences


15 Dec 04 - 07:00 AM (#1357423)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

and the electric


15 Dec 04 - 07:10 AM (#1357431)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

christmas lights which


15 Dec 04 - 07:23 AM (#1357440)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

were really nice


15 Dec 04 - 07:27 AM (#1357444)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bassic

except for the


15 Dec 04 - 07:29 AM (#1357447)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

illuminate santa claus


15 Dec 04 - 07:31 AM (#1357450)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

which was punctured


15 Dec 04 - 08:54 AM (#1357521)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

and slowly deflating


15 Dec 04 - 09:24 AM (#1357540)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

and his sack


15 Dec 04 - 11:10 AM (#1357618)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

mysteriously levitated skywards


15 Dec 04 - 11:26 AM (#1357639)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

and reappear in


15 Dec 04 - 11:27 AM (#1357642)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

The North Pole.


15 Dec 04 - 11:29 AM (#1357643)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Mingulay

Break three eggs


15 Dec 04 - 11:32 AM (#1357649)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

fry the bacon


15 Dec 04 - 11:52 AM (#1357668)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

feed the world


15 Dec 04 - 12:12 PM (#1357686)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

cod and chips


15 Dec 04 - 12:20 PM (#1357691)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

instead of presents


15 Dec 04 - 12:21 PM (#1357692)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

So of Santa


15 Dec 04 - 12:23 PM (#1357694)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

goes into the


15 Dec 04 - 12:24 PM (#1357696)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

sky above the


15 Dec 04 - 12:25 PM (#1357697)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

North Pole heading


15 Dec 04 - 12:25 PM (#1357699)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

towards the third


15 Dec 04 - 12:26 PM (#1357700)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

world countries of


15 Dec 04 - 12:26 PM (#1357702)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

and them beyond


15 Dec 04 - 12:27 PM (#1357704)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

and suddenly he


15 Dec 04 - 12:27 PM (#1357705)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

remembered that he


15 Dec 04 - 12:29 PM (#1357706)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

passed 200th posts


15 Dec 04 - 01:17 PM (#1357748)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

festooned with tinsel


15 Dec 04 - 01:24 PM (#1357753)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

little things please


15 Dec 04 - 01:53 PM (#1357778)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

the little people


15 Dec 04 - 01:59 PM (#1357784)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

who are called?.


15 Dec 04 - 02:10 PM (#1357799)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

Children, go where


15 Dec 04 - 02:26 PM (#1357811)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

I send thee


15 Dec 04 - 02:30 PM (#1357817)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

Pack your bags


15 Dec 04 - 02:30 PM (#1357818)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

as soon as


15 Dec 04 - 02:31 PM (#1357820)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

possible,go now


15 Dec 04 - 02:58 PM (#1357845)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

and sin no


15 Dec 04 - 03:02 PM (#1357849)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

mower for lawn


15 Dec 04 - 03:06 PM (#1357855)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

grass has grown


15 Dec 04 - 03:18 PM (#1357864)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

harvest and smoke


15 Dec 04 - 03:33 PM (#1357873)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bassic

gets in your


15 Dec 04 - 03:36 PM (#1357875)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

eyes you stupid


15 Dec 04 - 04:28 PM (#1357904)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

stupid, stupid, STUPID


15 Dec 04 - 06:39 PM (#1358021)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

reindeer and children.


15 Dec 04 - 06:40 PM (#1358023)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

this thread gets


15 Dec 04 - 06:44 PM (#1358031)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

more tenuous hourly


15 Dec 04 - 06:45 PM (#1358033)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

it sure does!!!!!!!


15 Dec 04 - 06:48 PM (#1358037)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

Christmas is a


15 Dec 04 - 06:57 PM (#1358053)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

time for giving


15 Dec 04 - 06:58 PM (#1358060)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

big rip off


15 Dec 04 - 07:01 PM (#1358065)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SINSULL

over-priced gifts to


15 Dec 04 - 07:02 PM (#1358066)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SINSULL

jOhn from Hull


15 Dec 04 - 07:03 PM (#1358067)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SINSULL

just to break


15 Dec 04 - 08:33 PM (#1358153)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

the monotony of


15 Dec 04 - 08:41 PM (#1358157)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

socks and hankies.


16 Dec 04 - 02:41 AM (#1358334)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

after shave,perfume


16 Dec 04 - 06:22 AM (#1358439)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Schantieman

and much chocolate.


16 Dec 04 - 06:41 AM (#1358456)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

santa decided that


16 Dec 04 - 07:00 AM (#1358474)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

now's the time


16 Dec 04 - 07:01 AM (#1358476)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

for rectum replacement


16 Dec 04 - 07:07 AM (#1358484)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: matai

No more genocide


16 Dec 04 - 07:09 AM (#1358487)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

Oiled fairy cakes


16 Dec 04 - 07:45 AM (#1358525)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

came to santa


16 Dec 04 - 07:45 AM (#1358526)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

and said its


16 Dec 04 - 07:46 AM (#1358527)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

nearly christmas eve


16 Dec 04 - 07:46 AM (#1358528)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

and the childrens


16 Dec 04 - 07:47 AM (#1358529)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

xmas list isnt


16 Dec 04 - 07:47 AM (#1358531)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

finished yet as


16 Dec 04 - 08:04 AM (#1358538)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

isotope periwinkle hardboard


16 Dec 04 - 08:06 AM (#1358542)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

have run out


16 Dec 04 - 08:20 AM (#1358551)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

of sex aids


16 Dec 04 - 08:34 AM (#1358572)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

and condoms for


16 Dec 04 - 08:46 AM (#1358584)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

harri watts band


16 Dec 04 - 08:58 AM (#1358590)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Sttaw Legend

slippery customers those


16 Dec 04 - 09:03 AM (#1358598)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

beige clad wankers


16 Dec 04 - 09:26 AM (#1358620)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bunnahabhain

dancing spanish style


16 Dec 04 - 09:46 AM (#1358640)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

in pink satin


16 Dec 04 - 10:17 AM (#1358696)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bunnahabhain

never yet caught


16 Dec 04 - 12:22 PM (#1358898)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

in a rat-trap


16 Dec 04 - 05:06 PM (#1359095)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

by their hairy


21 Dec 04 - 08:32 AM (#1362374)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

hands and feet


21 Dec 04 - 12:07 PM (#1362525)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bunnahabhain

playing with their


22 Dec 04 - 05:08 AM (#1362933)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

ghoulies and ghosties


22 Dec 04 - 05:11 AM (#1362936)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bunnahabhain

and nebulous posties


22 Dec 04 - 05:14 AM (#1362937)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

Goat Herring Concrete


22 Dec 04 - 06:14 AM (#1362976)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bunnahabhain

were talking rubbish


23 Dec 04 - 02:13 AM (#1363785)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rustic Rebel

while seducing Santa


23 Dec 04 - 02:26 AM (#1363790)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

with feather dusters


23 Dec 04 - 03:11 AM (#1363812)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

Bung plaster helical


23 Dec 04 - 03:34 AM (#1363822)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

before it spreads


23 Dec 04 - 04:08 AM (#1363833)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

Gold flat moisture ( go on, make something from that then, you bugger!)


23 Dec 04 - 04:27 AM (#1363847)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

seeking difficult equilibrium


23 Dec 04 - 04:30 AM (#1363854)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

I give in!


23 Dec 04 - 04:35 AM (#1363858)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

Generous Self implosion?


23 Dec 04 - 04:38 AM (#1363860)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

I've been drinking


23 Dec 04 - 04:39 AM (#1363863)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

Fell off chair


23 Dec 04 - 04:40 AM (#1363866)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

Ho Ho Ho


23 Dec 04 - 05:29 AM (#1363892)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

It's a stool


23 Dec 04 - 05:37 AM (#1363900)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

Eight inches long


23 Dec 04 - 09:53 AM (#1364058)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

size doesn't matter


23 Dec 04 - 10:08 AM (#1364073)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Entre deux Merdes


23 Dec 04 - 04:47 PM (#1364416)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

that blasted heath


23 Dec 04 - 05:35 PM (#1364438)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

kits into space


23 Dec 04 - 05:41 PM (#1364443)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

nearly knocking Santa


23 Dec 04 - 06:21 PM (#1364480)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Fat old bastard


23 Dec 04 - 08:34 PM (#1364562)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

that he was


23 Dec 04 - 09:26 PM (#1364574)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: wysiwyg

off the loo


23 Dec 04 - 09:27 PM (#1364575)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

off his sleigh


23 Dec 04 - 09:32 PM (#1364577)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

he retrieved a


23 Dec 04 - 09:41 PM (#1364581)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

bemused looking Rudolph


27 Dec 04 - 05:35 AM (#1364921)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

said "Lessoftheold" Giok


27 Dec 04 - 05:37 AM (#1364923)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Portmanteauwordsdon'tcount said Giok.


27 Dec 04 - 06:32 AM (#1364943)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

clevershit said fB (Nice one , Giok.)


27 Dec 04 - 06:42 AM (#1364949)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

Happy New Year


27 Dec 04 - 09:37 AM (#1365032)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Ceud mil failte.


27 Dec 04 - 12:03 PM (#1365144)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

Je ne comprend pas (pardon, c'est quatre)


27 Dec 04 - 12:16 PM (#1365150)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

quatre mots non permettez!


27 Dec 04 - 01:14 PM (#1365184)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Aussi c'est interdit


27 Dec 04 - 03:52 PM (#1365302)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

Eh bien, maintenant


27 Dec 04 - 04:31 PM (#1365323)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Defense de fumer


28 Dec 04 - 05:46 AM (#1365728)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

pilae tibi mate


28 Dec 04 - 06:02 AM (#1365735)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Baiser mon cul


28 Dec 04 - 07:22 AM (#1365775)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Paranoid Android

Anglaze sayvoo play


28 Dec 04 - 01:26 PM (#1366036)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

Ja. Oui. Yes.


28 Dec 04 - 01:27 PM (#1366037)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Leadfingers

Three word story ? How about -One !


28 Dec 04 - 01:27 PM (#1366038)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Leadfingers

Three hundred


28 Dec 04 - 01:29 PM (#1366041)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Leadfingers

That was going to be One Two Three Hundred but Lauar got in just ahead of me !


28 Dec 04 - 03:29 PM (#1366122)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Tel can't count


28 Dec 04 - 04:29 PM (#1366166)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

In CHRISTMAS town


28 Dec 04 - 05:00 PM (#1366196)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

where the elves


28 Dec 04 - 06:17 PM (#1366272)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

Christmas is OVER!


28 Dec 04 - 09:20 PM (#1366438)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

disjointed syllables abound


29 Dec 04 - 02:23 PM (#1366888)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

and children frolic


30 Dec 04 - 06:39 AM (#1367490)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

unphotographed by parents.


30 Dec 04 - 11:30 PM (#1367759)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

and eat cake


01 Jan 05 - 01:14 PM (#1368793)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

laced with hashish


01 Jan 05 - 03:36 PM (#1368897)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

made from soapandoxocubes


06 Jan 05 - 01:33 AM (#1372799)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

sprinkled liberally with


06 Jan 05 - 11:51 AM (#1372809)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

hundreds and thousands


06 Jan 05 - 01:58 PM (#1372954)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

of body parts.


06 Jan 05 - 02:18 PM (#1372985)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

from Hannibal Lecter's


06 Jan 05 - 02:19 PM (#1372986)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

new K-Mart line


06 Jan 05 - 02:21 PM (#1372989)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Not Xmas now!


06 Jan 05 - 02:22 PM (#1372991)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

Sweet dreams, Kiddies!


06 Jan 05 - 02:22 PM (#1372993)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

was just introduced


06 Jan 05 - 06:44 PM (#1373295)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

To Saddam Hussein


06 Jan 05 - 07:28 PM (#1373355)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

and Billy Barty


13 Jan 05 - 01:36 PM (#1378222)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

The following year


13 Jan 05 - 01:48 PM (#1378249)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and joyfully they


13 Jan 05 - 03:00 PM (#1378340)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

celebrated the holiday


13 Jan 05 - 04:15 PM (#1378408)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

by dancing with


13 Jan 05 - 07:41 PM (#1378617)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

cats and dogs


14 Jan 05 - 03:01 AM (#1378823)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

while dangling his


14 Jan 05 - 03:22 AM (#1378832)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

nuts from a


14 Jan 05 - 01:47 PM (#1379087)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

traditional may pole


18 Jan 05 - 12:10 PM (#1381378)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

While exchanging gifts


18 Jan 05 - 01:37 PM (#1381448)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

With Neddy Seagoon


18 Jan 05 - 04:52 PM (#1381660)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

in Bora Bora


19 Jan 05 - 01:14 AM (#1382012)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

and the band


19 Jan 05 - 04:23 AM (#1382066)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

played Waltzing Matilda


19 Jan 05 - 04:36 AM (#1382074)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

as our ship


19 Jan 05 - 05:24 AM (#1382097)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

was held up


19 Jan 05 - 08:14 AM (#1382191)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

to close scrutiny


19 Jan 05 - 08:44 AM (#1382209)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

by cannibal warriors


19 Jan 05 - 11:51 AM (#1382357)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

and Hannibal Hayes


19 Jan 05 - 12:08 PM (#1382373)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

In fishnet stockings


19 Jan 05 - 12:12 PM (#1382376)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor

and killer heels


19 Jan 05 - 12:15 PM (#1382380)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

which he bought


19 Jan 05 - 02:22 PM (#1382429)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

from Paris Hilton


19 Jan 05 - 03:49 PM (#1382523)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

after she finished


19 Jan 05 - 04:42 PM (#1382571)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

making sex films


19 Jan 05 - 06:04 PM (#1382635)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

and Tiddy Oggies


19 Jan 05 - 07:41 PM (#1382725)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

her famous cookies


19 Jan 05 - 08:58 PM (#1382782)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

were bitten by


19 Jan 05 - 09:00 PM (#1382786)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

sex starved mutants


20 Jan 05 - 01:59 PM (#1383426)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

They exchanged gifts


20 Jan 05 - 03:28 PM (#1383505)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

and F***ed off


20 Jan 05 - 04:30 PM (#1383571)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

with all the


20 Jan 05 - 05:41 PM (#1383668)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

relatives who visited.


20 Jan 05 - 06:36 PM (#1383707)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

every bloody Sunday


20 Jan 05 - 07:22 PM (#1383751)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

protestor witnessed murder


20 Jan 05 - 10:07 PM (#1383850)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

But this year


20 Jan 05 - 11:54 PM (#1383923)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

protestor murdered witness


21 Jan 05 - 05:40 AM (#1384086)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

protector Oliver Cromwell


21 Jan 05 - 08:40 AM (#1384199)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and his Roundheads


21 Jan 05 - 10:15 AM (#1384287)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

and his blackheads


21 Jan 05 - 12:16 PM (#1384435)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

raped the Queen


21 Jan 05 - 01:11 PM (#1384481)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

poor Freddy Mercury


21 Jan 05 - 01:37 PM (#1384493)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

No, poor Elizabeth.


21 Jan 05 - 02:19 PM (#1384515)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

lost her mittens


21 Jan 05 - 02:57 PM (#1384553)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

while reaching into


21 Jan 05 - 03:07 PM (#1384566)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Diana's toy box


21 Jan 05 - 03:18 PM (#1384575)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

while Prince Harry


21 Jan 05 - 03:42 PM (#1384601)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

fondled his member


21 Jan 05 - 11:59 PM (#1384939)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

thinking theriouth thoughth


22 Jan 05 - 05:03 AM (#1385021)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

of Britney Spears


22 Jan 05 - 09:34 AM (#1385147)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and her dogs.


22 Jan 05 - 11:22 AM (#1385223)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

toking a number


22 Jan 05 - 03:10 PM (#1385393)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

with other friends


22 Jan 05 - 04:00 PM (#1385430)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and deeply incestual


23 Jan 05 - 12:11 PM (#1386132)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

thoughts of cousins.


23 Jan 05 - 12:16 PM (#1386139)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

O my brothers


23 Jan 05 - 12:53 PM (#1386174)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Camilla Parker Bowels


23 Jan 05 - 01:52 PM (#1386224)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

on the loo


23 Jan 05 - 03:47 PM (#1386325)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

clutching the strainbar


23 Jan 05 - 05:47 PM (#1386453)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

while blowing Charlie.


24 Jan 05 - 01:15 AM (#1386791)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

A Royal Blumpkin


24 Jan 05 - 01:19 AM (#1386794)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

Merry Christmas, Chuckie!


24 Jan 05 - 10:40 AM (#1386943)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

she said with


24 Jan 05 - 11:06 AM (#1386972)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch in Wales


24 Jan 05 - 01:41 PM (#1387190)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

her mouth full


24 Jan 05 - 04:12 PM (#1387401)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Prince Harry's next!


25 Jan 05 - 06:08 AM (#1387951)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

HRH pubic heir


26 Jan 05 - 02:02 PM (#1389255)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

approached Camilla cautiously.


26 Jan 05 - 02:40 PM (#1389293)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

she was mounted


26 Jan 05 - 02:41 PM (#1389295)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

on a horse


26 Jan 05 - 02:42 PM (#1389297)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

16 hands up


26 Jan 05 - 10:39 PM (#1389868)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Come my prince,


27 Jan 05 - 01:10 AM (#1389973)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

Let me drive


27 Jan 05 - 11:36 AM (#1390176)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

your royal wand.


27 Jan 05 - 11:55 AM (#1390194)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

ride a cockhorse


27 Jan 05 - 01:22 PM (#1390298)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and give you


27 Jan 05 - 01:39 PM (#1390320)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

a heavy box


27 Jan 05 - 01:39 PM (#1390321)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

with in is


27 Jan 05 - 01:40 PM (#1390322)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

a heavy box


27 Jan 05 - 01:41 PM (#1390323)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo

full of gold


27 Jan 05 - 04:43 PM (#1390505)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

I'm already rich


27 Jan 05 - 06:27 PM (#1390606)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

but you'll need


28 Jan 05 - 05:45 AM (#1391063)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

a proper job


28 Jan 05 - 08:36 AM (#1391159)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

to keep up


28 Jan 05 - 09:52 AM (#1391238)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,*Laura* at college

with Charlie Windsor.


28 Jan 05 - 12:44 PM (#1391447)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

And Mabel Slough


28 Jan 05 - 04:52 PM (#1391658)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

not to mention


28 Jan 05 - 11:01 PM (#1391963)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

the royal consort.


29 Jan 05 - 01:19 AM (#1392039)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

Mrs Ethel Shroke


29 Jan 05 - 02:12 PM (#1392439)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Ooh-Aah2

Suddenly, Rupert Murdoch


29 Jan 05 - 02:14 PM (#1392444)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

asked to buy


29 Jan 05 - 03:19 PM (#1392505)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

some excellent grass


29 Jan 05 - 04:18 PM (#1392562)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Camilla and Charlie


29 Jan 05 - 05:07 PM (#1392601)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SussexCarole

Smoked one's lawn


30 Jan 05 - 10:34 AM (#1393223)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Rosanna

and threw up


30 Jan 05 - 10:44 AM (#1393230)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

all over the


30 Jan 05 - 11:08 AM (#1393250)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Queen's corgis (pretend it's 3 words)


30 Jan 05 - 12:11 PM (#1393325)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

and Dinky Toys


30 Jan 05 - 12:50 PM (#1393359)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

which were scattered


30 Jan 05 - 09:15 PM (#1393823)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

throughout the kingdom.


31 Jan 05 - 02:25 PM (#1394552)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Rosanna

Rudolph's mum, Rudolphiniaopolis


31 Jan 05 - 02:28 PM (#1394558)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Known as Ruby


31 Jan 05 - 02:46 PM (#1394584)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Rosanna

Sat on her


31 Jan 05 - 04:21 PM (#1394695)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

pin cushion, which


31 Jan 05 - 04:52 PM (#1394729)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SussexCarole

tickled her fancy


31 Jan 05 - 04:56 PM (#1394735)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

not to mention


31 Jan 05 - 05:54 PM (#1394832)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Scratching her Volvo


31 Jan 05 - 09:20 PM (#1395133)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

She jumped up


01 Feb 05 - 02:37 PM (#1395909)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Rosanna

and hit her


01 Feb 05 - 03:46 PM (#1395994)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

catabas with a


02 Feb 05 - 07:54 AM (#1396704)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

large blunt instrument


02 Feb 05 - 09:47 AM (#1396748)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

of torture which


02 Feb 05 - 10:56 AM (#1396775)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

was shaped like


02 Feb 05 - 10:59 AM (#1396776)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,JennyO

a large spatula

HA!!!


02 Feb 05 - 03:40 PM (#1396954)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

OH DEAR GOD...


02 Feb 05 - 05:07 PM (#1397091)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

What will become


02 Feb 05 - 05:41 PM (#1397135)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

of the porcupine


02 Feb 05 - 05:44 PM (#1397139)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

up George Bush's


02 Feb 05 - 07:24 PM (#1397241)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

tight presidential cheeks?


07 Feb 05 - 10:14 AM (#1401497)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Its pointed quills


08 Feb 05 - 06:00 AM (#1402336)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

and trembling knees


08 Feb 05 - 08:34 AM (#1402413)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

were signs that


08 Feb 05 - 05:55 PM (#1403014)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

it was repressed,


08 Feb 05 - 08:43 PM (#1403227)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and depressed too.


09 Feb 05 - 01:49 AM (#1403396)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

Thrusting with gusto,


09 Feb 05 - 04:04 AM (#1403479)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

came and went


09 Feb 05 - 04:47 PM (#1403745)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

then was gone.


09 Feb 05 - 07:56 PM (#1403906)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

into a bottomless


09 Feb 05 - 10:08 PM (#1404024)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

dark, stinking pit.


10 Feb 05 - 12:55 AM (#1404128)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

Pass the Cheetos


10 Feb 05 - 06:37 AM (#1404321)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

hide the silver


10 Feb 05 - 08:33 AM (#1404434)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

stash the drugs


11 Feb 05 - 03:51 AM (#1405516)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

here comes nameofinfamouscelebrityrenownedforfuckingupbigtime


11 Feb 05 - 04:13 AM (#1405534)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Leslie 'Dirtyden' Grantham


11 Feb 05 - 04:23 PM (#1406294)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

who prefers 19yrold


11 Feb 05 - 08:46 PM (#1406653)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

sheep to women.


12 Feb 05 - 03:49 PM (#1407454)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

I love ewe


13 Feb 05 - 05:16 AM (#1408034)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: matai

U2 played the


13 Feb 05 - 06:29 AM (#1408045)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

the last torpedo


13 Feb 05 - 11:57 AM (#1408141)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

from their album


13 Feb 05 - 12:07 PM (#1408151)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

of rude photos


13 Feb 05 - 02:11 PM (#1408275)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

of farmyard animals


13 Feb 05 - 04:04 PM (#1408380)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and British Royalty.


13 Feb 05 - 04:18 PM (#1408397)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

Bono boned a


13 Feb 05 - 06:07 PM (#1408513)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,*Laura* at friends house (i WILL convert he

large pink spatula


14 Feb 05 - 03:18 AM (#1408975)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

doffed his colander


14 Feb 05 - 08:23 AM (#1409133)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and shouted "WherethehellamI".


15 Feb 05 - 10:22 AM (#1410426)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

That was the


15 Feb 05 - 11:28 AM (#1410501)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

end of that


15 Feb 05 - 11:34 AM (#1410509)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Mornington 'Bloody' Crescent


15 Feb 05 - 11:51 AM (#1410533)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Huh?


16 Feb 05 - 04:06 PM (#1412232)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

Five fat squirrels


16 Feb 05 - 06:46 PM (#1412456)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

fucking four ferrets


18 Feb 05 - 01:44 AM (#1413762)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

for fun & profit


18 Feb 05 - 11:23 AM (#1414005)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

This is getting to be quite unfunny and highly uninteresting.


18 Feb 05 - 11:45 AM (#1414015)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: harpmaker

Take me big boy


18 Feb 05 - 02:49 PM (#1414199)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

lick my love pump


18 Feb 05 - 03:50 PM (#1414264)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

I say.steady on.......


04 Oct 05 - 10:48 PM (#1576134)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Christmas soon returns


04 Oct 05 - 11:40 PM (#1576159)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SINSULL

Credi card debt


05 Oct 05 - 03:56 AM (#1576232)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Jesus, Scrooge, Blair.
g


05 Oct 05 - 06:43 AM (#1576301)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

no bloody snow


05 Oct 05 - 02:24 PM (#1576638)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

inside my closet


06 Oct 05 - 06:27 AM (#1576968)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paul Burke

It's a girl!


06 Oct 05 - 12:47 PM (#1577198)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

Santa freaked out


06 Oct 05 - 12:57 PM (#1577213)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Donuel

the lord came


06 Oct 05 - 01:11 PM (#1577228)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SINSULL

a girl what?


06 Oct 05 - 06:16 PM (#1577513)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

...this runs smoothly


07 Oct 05 - 04:45 AM (#1577758)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paul Burke

Mary's daughter Jessie!


07 Oct 05 - 08:44 AM (#1577920)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Wrong...a hermaphrodite.


07 Oct 05 - 03:30 PM (#1578212)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie

Well, I declare!


07 Oct 05 - 03:39 PM (#1578220)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

It's Yogi Bear !!


08 Oct 05 - 10:42 AM (#1578801)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and boo boo


08 Oct 05 - 10:56 AM (#1578819)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: freda underhill

meanwhile, the hamster


06 Nov 05 - 03:27 PM (#1598813)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

saw his chance


06 Nov 05 - 08:15 PM (#1598962)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

to get laid


06 Nov 05 - 08:23 PM (#1598966)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Alba

..back and festive!


06 Nov 05 - 08:59 PM (#1598982)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

He took it


06 Nov 05 - 09:48 PM (#1599006)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

in one gulp


06 Nov 05 - 09:48 PM (#1599007)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

Five oh oh


07 Nov 05 - 02:59 PM (#1599467)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

Twenty Three Skidoo


08 Nov 05 - 01:14 AM (#1599786)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Kaleea

. . .

Mrs. Claus' elf . . .


08 Nov 05 - 01:57 PM (#1600099)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

finished her knitting


08 Nov 05 - 02:13 PM (#1600109)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and cast off


08 Nov 05 - 05:01 PM (#1600211)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

his spotted undies.


08 Nov 05 - 05:06 PM (#1600213)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Kaleea

Or maybe hers, . . .


08 Nov 05 - 05:23 PM (#1600230)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

anyhow, together they


09 Nov 05 - 06:45 AM (#1600541)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

dropped a stitch


09 Nov 05 - 04:49 PM (#1600930)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and stiched a


09 Nov 05 - 07:40 PM (#1601044)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

pocket or two


11 Nov 05 - 08:04 AM (#1602220)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

in time for


11 Nov 05 - 08:43 AM (#1602258)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

playing naked twister.


11 Nov 05 - 10:49 AM (#1602338)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

wearing only a


11 Nov 05 - 11:59 AM (#1602395)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

smile. Joining them


11 Nov 05 - 01:44 PM (#1602491)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

were three very


11 Nov 05 - 01:51 PM (#1602497)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

open minded reindeer


11 Nov 05 - 03:11 PM (#1602539)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

four wild chimpanzees


12 Nov 05 - 09:01 AM (#1603007)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and a bunch


12 Nov 05 - 11:41 AM (#1603071)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

of seedless grapes


13 Nov 05 - 11:04 AM (#1603766)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

hanging from his


13 Nov 05 - 11:26 AM (#1603781)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

multi purpose hook.


14 Nov 05 - 07:24 AM (#1604466)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and decorated with


14 Nov 05 - 10:10 AM (#1604596)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

silver glitter. Across


14 Nov 05 - 12:56 PM (#1604730)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

the frozen tundra


14 Nov 05 - 09:52 PM (#1605197)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

galumphed a huge


14 Nov 05 - 10:06 PM (#1605203)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

moose on skates


14 Nov 05 - 10:55 PM (#1605225)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

with his dangling


15 Nov 05 - 01:54 AM (#1605278)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

tail upon which


15 Nov 05 - 09:16 AM (#1605440)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

glowed a large


15 Nov 05 - 11:22 AM (#1605525)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

neon sign proclaiming


15 Nov 05 - 02:01 PM (#1605704)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Merry Christmas Everyone!!!!!

(This is, afterall, a Xmas story)


15 Nov 05 - 05:23 PM (#1605851)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

Meanwhile, inside the


15 Nov 05 - 05:55 PM (#1605868)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

igloo something stirred.


16 Nov 05 - 04:56 AM (#1606232)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

no bigger than


16 Nov 05 - 04:57 AM (#1606233)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Orson Welles' head!


16 Nov 05 - 11:55 AM (#1606511)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

The huskies trembled


17 Nov 05 - 10:53 AM (#1607273)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work

under their duvets


17 Nov 05 - 12:55 PM (#1607361)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

It was the


17 Nov 05 - 01:48 PM (#1607389)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Seventh Fire Brigade


17 Nov 05 - 03:56 PM (#1607488)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

speeding across the


17 Nov 05 - 06:21 PM (#1607615)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Georgiansilver

JESUS WAS BORN


17 Nov 05 - 08:08 PM (#1607700)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

banner unceremoniously discarded


17 Nov 05 - 10:46 PM (#1607820)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

over the icey


18 Nov 05 - 07:07 AM (#1608020)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

features of Charlton


18 Nov 05 - 10:12 AM (#1608161)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

Heston, playing a


18 Nov 05 - 05:41 PM (#1608462)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

sweaty bi-curious charioteer


18 Nov 05 - 05:51 PM (#1608466)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Meanwhile high above


18 Nov 05 - 08:48 PM (#1608584)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

George Bush's head


18 Nov 05 - 10:13 PM (#1608629)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

flew the cuckoo


18 Nov 05 - 11:03 PM (#1608659)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

It let loose


19 Nov 05 - 12:22 AM (#1608686)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

a well placed


19 Nov 05 - 12:32 AM (#1608688)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,ghost

Santa was here


19 Nov 05 - 04:47 AM (#1608748)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

into the ear


19 Nov 05 - 11:42 AM (#1608941)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

of the president


19 Nov 05 - 12:17 PM (#1608952)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

who was sitting


19 Nov 05 - 12:19 PM (#1608953)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

on his thumb


19 Nov 05 - 05:40 PM (#1609130)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and chewing thoughtfully


19 Nov 05 - 06:10 PM (#1609144)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

on bamboo leaves


20 Nov 05 - 09:43 AM (#1609420)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and a bud


21 Nov 05 - 01:43 AM (#1609967)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

from the plant


21 Nov 05 - 04:14 AM (#1610017)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

with which he


21 Nov 05 - 06:08 AM (#1610071)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

never did inhale.


22 Nov 05 - 02:13 AM (#1610932)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

It was peyote


22 Nov 05 - 12:19 PM (#1611292)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

given to him


23 Nov 05 - 07:18 PM (#1612417)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

by a crazy


23 Nov 05 - 08:02 PM (#1612454)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

son of a


24 Nov 05 - 09:53 AM (#1612787)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

business man with


24 Nov 05 - 10:41 AM (#1612818)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work

an extendable ladder


24 Nov 05 - 11:13 AM (#1612845)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and other extendable


24 Nov 05 - 01:19 PM (#1612950)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

equipment that he


24 Nov 05 - 01:25 PM (#1612955)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

waxed lyrical about.


24 Nov 05 - 07:41 PM (#1613172)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and kept in


24 Nov 05 - 07:45 PM (#1613174)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

case he ever


24 Nov 05 - 10:48 PM (#1613279)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

felt like a


24 Nov 05 - 10:53 PM (#1613283)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

trip to the


25 Nov 05 - 06:03 AM (#1613416)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

lower reaches of


25 Nov 05 - 11:24 AM (#1613585)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work

Billy Cotton's Bandshow


27 Nov 05 - 01:13 PM (#1614791)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

or Northern Ireland


27 Nov 05 - 09:46 PM (#1615139)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

or any other


27 Nov 05 - 10:12 PM (#1615157)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

place of beauty.


28 Nov 05 - 07:13 AM (#1615354)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

that took his


28 Nov 05 - 10:56 AM (#1615524)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

fancy. When three


28 Nov 05 - 11:23 AM (#1615544)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

wise men appeared


28 Nov 05 - 01:41 PM (#1615617)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

(christmas, after all)


28 Nov 05 - 03:02 PM (#1615674)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

carrying peculiar packages


28 Nov 05 - 03:48 PM (#1615722)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

they were arrested


28 Nov 05 - 08:31 PM (#1615965)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA

and deported to


28 Nov 05 - 08:37 PM (#1615968)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

lower Mongolia, where


28 Nov 05 - 09:10 PM (#1615981)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

they opened a


28 Nov 05 - 09:31 PM (#1615998)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Donuel

life of Jesus in 3 words...

Host, toast, ghost.


28 Nov 05 - 09:44 PM (#1616003)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

store selling counterfeit


29 Nov 05 - 05:48 AM (#1616183)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

tickets to a


29 Nov 05 - 07:42 AM (#1616243)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

low budget nativity


29 Nov 05 - 11:33 AM (#1616393)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

starring Elmer Fudd


29 Nov 05 - 01:46 PM (#1616500)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

as the virgin


29 Nov 05 - 04:26 PM (#1616637)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and Jessica Simpson


29 Nov 05 - 04:35 PM (#1616645)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SINSULL

as the Babe


29 Nov 05 - 05:13 PM (#1616674)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and rolf harris


29 Nov 05 - 10:34 PM (#1616875)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

as the extra


29 Nov 05 - 10:36 PM (#1616881)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

leg and 600!


30 Nov 05 - 05:43 PM (#1617533)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA

{...and 600] screaming Chinamen as


30 Nov 05 - 05:48 PM (#1617539)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

lots of sheep.


30 Nov 05 - 06:30 PM (#1617572)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA

Meanwhile, back at


30 Nov 05 - 07:00 PM (#1617601)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

santa's twinkly grotto


30 Nov 05 - 08:34 PM (#1617663)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

Ricky, the magic


30 Nov 05 - 09:57 PM (#1617734)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

dildo decided to


30 Nov 05 - 10:03 PM (#1617740)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

surprise Mrs. Claus


30 Nov 05 - 11:58 PM (#1617813)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

with a manoeuvre


01 Dec 05 - 09:50 AM (#1618102)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

so forceful that


01 Dec 05 - 10:35 AM (#1618117)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

he almost broke


01 Dec 05 - 09:11 PM (#1618144)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

into a sweat.


01 Dec 05 - 09:47 PM (#1618168)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

thinking about it


01 Dec 05 - 11:09 PM (#1618211)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Ricky jumped,humped


01 Dec 05 - 11:10 PM (#1618212)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and pumped the


01 Dec 05 - 11:14 PM (#1618215)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

bodacious Mrs. Claus


02 Dec 05 - 01:35 AM (#1618249)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

with her consent


02 Dec 05 - 07:09 AM (#1618362)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

of 'caus'. Suddenly


02 Dec 05 - 11:22 AM (#1618566)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

televisions everywhere imploded


02 Dec 05 - 11:26 AM (#1618577)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

from the force


02 Dec 05 - 11:49 AM (#1618608)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

On the mantle


02 Dec 05 - 02:00 PM (#1618712)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

her granny's photo


02 Dec 05 - 08:18 PM (#1618993)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

morphed into a


02 Dec 05 - 11:10 PM (#1619075)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

hideous face of


03 Dec 05 - 08:14 AM (#1619198)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

a gargoyle, which


03 Dec 05 - 12:38 PM (#1619333)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

looked a bit


03 Dec 05 - 12:43 PM (#1619336)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

like Santa's testicle


03 Dec 05 - 02:25 PM (#1619395)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

(the left one.)


04 Dec 05 - 08:02 AM (#1619727)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

"Balls!" said the


04 Dec 05 - 11:26 AM (#1619809)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SINSULL

saggy, baggy granny


04 Dec 05 - 11:55 AM (#1619816)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

to the immensley


04 Dec 05 - 05:11 PM (#1619946)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

hated Morris dancer


04 Dec 05 - 08:51 PM (#1620081)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

who was juggling


04 Dec 05 - 09:20 PM (#1620096)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

career and family.


04 Dec 05 - 09:55 PM (#1620121)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and three handkerchiefs.


05 Dec 05 - 06:26 PM (#1620712)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

A completely unrelated


06 Dec 05 - 09:31 AM (#1621115)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Iraq war protest


06 Dec 05 - 01:42 PM (#1621321)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

was making its


06 Dec 05 - 01:58 PM (#1621339)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

icy journey eastwards.


07 Dec 05 - 01:47 PM (#1622069)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Uzzi armed militants


07 Dec 05 - 02:24 PM (#1622089)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

with painted faces


07 Dec 05 - 05:07 PM (#1622189)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

danced a jig


08 Dec 05 - 09:28 AM (#1622695)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

to the tune


08 Dec 05 - 12:18 PM (#1622863)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne

six four three


09 Dec 05 - 09:30 AM (#1623507)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Santa's Gotta Pee.


15 Dec 05 - 02:08 PM (#1628070)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

Whenever a reindeer


15 Dec 05 - 05:39 PM (#1628251)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

dropped a turd


15 Dec 05 - 09:42 PM (#1628441)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

there was heard


15 Dec 05 - 11:20 PM (#1628491)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Peace

BAH, hum bug!


16 Dec 05 - 12:54 AM (#1628514)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SunnySister

All presents opened.


16 Dec 05 - 03:47 PM (#1628990)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Carols softly playing.


16 Dec 05 - 08:47 PM (#1629174)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Peace

Three geese a-laying


16 Dec 05 - 09:15 PM (#1629188)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Stars magically twinkling.


16 Dec 05 - 09:54 PM (#1629216)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Today's my birthday!

Nankypoo and Yumyum


16 Dec 05 - 10:44 PM (#1629239)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

barked so excitedly


17 Dec 05 - 10:07 AM (#1629445)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

at the tree


17 Dec 05 - 12:11 PM (#1629502)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Suddenly, an IRA


17 Dec 05 - 12:45 PM (#1629515)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

official leaped manically


17 Dec 05 - 02:20 PM (#1629551)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

then fell over.


17 Dec 05 - 06:27 PM (#1629683)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

breaking his nose


17 Dec 05 - 07:49 PM (#1629736)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

It glowed red.


19 Dec 05 - 09:47 AM (#1630523)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

At dinnertime, everyone


19 Dec 05 - 05:58 PM (#1630811)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

farted and belched.


20 Dec 05 - 06:10 AM (#1631112)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

as you do...


20 Dec 05 - 09:54 AM (#1631266)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

after getting laid.


20 Dec 05 - 10:09 AM (#1631276)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

back and stoned


20 Dec 05 - 10:16 AM (#1631287)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,*Laura* at college

like a fat


20 Dec 05 - 10:19 AM (#1631292)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Greek green olive.


20 Dec 05 - 10:57 AM (#1631362)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

or a juicy


20 Dec 05 - 01:48 PM (#1631543)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

ripe cherry tomato


20 Dec 05 - 02:56 PM (#1631594)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

inserted lovingly into


20 Dec 05 - 03:03 PM (#1631602)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Mediteranean Lamb Stew.


20 Dec 05 - 05:55 PM (#1631661)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and garnished with


20 Dec 05 - 05:55 PM (#1631662)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

fresh lark's vomit.


20 Dec 05 - 10:37 PM (#1631876)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

"That's disgusting" said


20 Dec 05 - 11:03 PM (#1631890)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

a critical elf


21 Dec 05 - 09:27 AM (#1632105)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

as he masturbated.


21 Dec 05 - 09:30 AM (#1632107)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Epona

on Santa's sleigh.


21 Dec 05 - 09:30 AM (#1632108)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *daylia*

or rather, masticated


21 Dec 05 - 09:31 AM (#1632112)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *daylia*

curds and whey


21 Dec 05 - 09:33 AM (#1632113)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *daylia*

till Santa said


21 Dec 05 - 09:50 AM (#1632122)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *daylia*

Begone, fair fay!


21 Dec 05 - 11:25 AM (#1632194)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

That's 12 words daylia. You're cheating!!!!


21 Dec 05 - 11:26 AM (#1632196)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

The elf refused


21 Dec 05 - 03:04 PM (#1632345)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Santa sacked him.


21 Dec 05 - 07:18 PM (#1632502)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

Spoiling children's toys


21 Dec 05 - 07:42 PM (#1632515)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

deliveries for sure.


22 Dec 05 - 09:54 AM (#1632875)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Ho, ho, ho


22 Dec 05 - 07:18 PM (#1633366)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA

three wise prostitutes


22 Dec 05 - 08:05 PM (#1633395)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

saw a star


23 Dec 05 - 09:21 AM (#1633752)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

while having sex


23 Dec 05 - 09:42 AM (#1633762)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

this becomes stranger


23 Dec 05 - 09:48 AM (#1633766)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

when the camels


23 Dec 05 - 11:02 AM (#1633823)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

brought hunchbacked leprechauns


23 Dec 05 - 11:44 AM (#1633855)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

for the craic.


23 Dec 05 - 02:54 PM (#1634010)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Irish sergeant

and armed camels


23 Dec 05 - 06:37 PM (#1634158)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

at check points


26 Dec 05 - 12:05 PM (#1634950)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

wished peace to


26 Dec 05 - 12:18 PM (#1634954)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

reign forever more.


26 Dec 05 - 02:05 PM (#1635038)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Irish sergeant

Throughout the world


26 Dec 05 - 02:50 PM (#1635064)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

a calm descended.


26 Dec 05 - 05:02 PM (#1635123)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

'how lovely' sighed


27 Dec 05 - 04:06 PM (#1635558)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Irish sergeant

Fiona,SAnta's mistress


27 Dec 05 - 05:21 PM (#1635615)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

as she slowly


27 Dec 05 - 11:07 PM (#1635817)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

strangled three elves.


29 Dec 05 - 11:30 PM (#1637146)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

while Morris dancing.


30 Dec 05 - 07:22 PM (#1637751)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

which strangled everybody.


30 Dec 05 - 11:06 PM (#1637917)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

with white handkerchiefs.


03 Jan 06 - 12:54 PM (#1640454)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

She then did


04 Jan 06 - 08:47 AM (#1641050)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

a very peculiar


04 Jan 06 - 10:15 AM (#1641098)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

backflip, while hanging


04 Jan 06 - 07:46 PM (#1641437)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Celtaddict

beneath the yardarm


04 Jan 06 - 08:26 PM (#1641478)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

whilst whistling dixie.


05 Jan 06 - 09:28 AM (#1641933)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

through her arse.


05 Jan 06 - 05:10 PM (#1642304)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

Unfortunately, three wise


05 Jan 06 - 10:52 PM (#1642583)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

proctocologists were waltzing


05 Jan 06 - 11:11 PM (#1642594)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Murray on Saltspring

back to back


08 Jan 06 - 10:24 PM (#1644626)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

They approached Fiona


15 Jul 06 - 11:23 PM (#1784631)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

as Christmas neared.


16 Jul 06 - 05:31 PM (#1785094)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Seaking

Only seven shopping


16 Jul 06 - 05:47 PM (#1785105)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

months had passed


16 Jul 06 - 05:49 PM (#1785109)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Seaking

when the Visacard


17 Jul 06 - 01:45 AM (#1785336)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA

expired, so Fiona


17 Jul 06 - 08:42 AM (#1785440)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

traded sex for


17 Jul 06 - 10:07 AM (#1785514)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA

gold, frankincense and


17 Jul 06 - 10:27 AM (#1785519)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

a G string.


17 Jul 06 - 10:47 AM (#1785531)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Tuned to open


17 Jul 06 - 05:33 PM (#1785843)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Seaking

by remote control


17 Jul 06 - 05:38 PM (#1785854)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA

(the "mute" button).


17 Jul 06 - 05:42 PM (#1785858)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Seaking

Sometimes the batteries


17 Jul 06 - 06:00 PM (#1785877)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Stolen from WAL-MART


17 Jul 06 - 06:04 PM (#1785884)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA

spontaneously combust, causing


17 Jul 06 - 06:12 PM (#1785891)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

ticklish short circuits


17 Jul 06 - 08:18 PM (#1785970)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

that excite her


17 Jul 06 - 09:02 PM (#1785987)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

short and curly


17 Jul 06 - 09:30 PM (#1785996)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

pubic hairs shaped


17 Jul 06 - 09:32 PM (#1785997)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

like a mistletoe.

(This is, afterall, a Christmas story.)


18 Jul 06 - 05:58 AM (#1786222)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

in perfumed abundance


18 Jul 06 - 01:39 PM (#1786495)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Thanta thwished into


19 Jul 06 - 09:48 AM (#1787220)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: MBSGeorge

his private aeroplane


19 Jul 06 - 10:03 AM (#1787232)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Air Force One


19 Jul 06 - 10:37 AM (#1787267)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: MBSGeorge

pinched his riendeer


19 Jul 06 - 11:05 AM (#1787292)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Checked his rearview


19 Jul 06 - 12:13 PM (#1787356)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

, blew his nose,


19 Jul 06 - 12:26 PM (#1787367)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

lost his ballance


19 Jul 06 - 09:48 PM (#1787828)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and skydived down


20 Jul 06 - 05:05 AM (#1788026)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

"Lookout George!"cried..


20 Jul 06 - 08:42 AM (#1788137)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

the president's proctologist


20 Jul 06 - 10:25 AM (#1788220)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA

as he grabbed


20 Jul 06 - 11:44 AM (#1788287)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

at the nearest


20 Jul 06 - 05:29 PM (#1788589)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

excuse for a


20 Jul 06 - 09:38 PM (#1788771)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

president since the


21 Jul 06 - 08:29 AM (#1789036)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

invention of the


21 Jul 06 - 12:51 PM (#1789191)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

star spangled jockstrap


21 Jul 06 - 01:39 PM (#1789215)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Suddenly Santa kerplunked


21 Jul 06 - 03:09 PM (#1789293)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Seaking

twice - 'Kerplunk, Kerplunk'


21 Jul 06 - 06:49 PM (#1789465)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Struming his banjo


21 Jul 06 - 07:05 PM (#1789481)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

he started singing


21 Jul 06 - 09:24 PM (#1789558)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

"Grandma got runover..."


21 Jul 06 - 10:46 PM (#1789588)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brķan

...By a rein


22 Jul 06 - 12:03 PM (#1789881)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

dear oh dear!


22 Jul 06 - 02:53 PM (#1790039)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Seaking

Kerplunk, Kerplunk, Kerplunk.


22 Jul 06 - 05:40 PM (#1790133)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

"Grandma was drunk..."


23 Jul 06 - 03:57 AM (#1790483)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

so is water


23 Jul 06 - 06:56 PM (#1791087)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

water,cool clear...


23 Jul 06 - 10:11 PM (#1791240)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

water, water everywhere.


25 Jul 06 - 01:35 PM (#1792868)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Santa walked towards


25 Jul 06 - 02:33 PM (#1792908)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

his grotto's revolving


25 Jul 06 - 08:02 PM (#1793191)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

toy wrapping machine.


26 Jul 06 - 03:59 AM (#1793410)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

unwrapping some WMD's


26 Jul 06 - 08:29 AM (#1793579)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

He disarmed them


26 Jul 06 - 12:43 PM (#1793750)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

with a smile


26 Jul 06 - 12:45 PM (#1793753)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and promptly tripped


26 Jul 06 - 12:46 PM (#1793756)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

on the LSD


26 Jul 06 - 01:40 PM (#1793795)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST


26 Jul 06 - 01:41 PM (#1793796)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Visions of candycanes


27 Jul 06 - 09:25 AM (#1794504)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

flashed before his


27 Jul 06 - 11:31 AM (#1794599)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

rapidly blinking eyes


27 Jul 06 - 12:00 PM (#1794627)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and he reeled


27 Jul 06 - 02:16 PM (#1794754)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Seaking

jigged and hornpiped


27 Jul 06 - 04:09 PM (#1794820)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

until he reached


27 Jul 06 - 06:51 PM (#1794927)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

the christmas wagon!!


27 Jul 06 - 07:10 PM (#1794938)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Which was clamped


28 Jul 06 - 03:13 AM (#1795195)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

for illegal parking


28 Jul 06 - 03:16 AM (#1795198)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

on the roof


28 Jul 06 - 05:29 AM (#1795258)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

of the Kremlin


28 Jul 06 - 05:44 AM (#1795271)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

newly whitewashed and..


28 Jul 06 - 05:54 AM (#1795278)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

renovated with a


28 Jul 06 - 06:12 AM (#1795286)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

stroke of genius


28 Jul 06 - 06:17 AM (#1795290)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and lots of


28 Jul 06 - 06:20 AM (#1795293)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

complete indifference,but


28 Jul 06 - 06:29 AM (#1795299)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

fortunately the termites


28 Jul 06 - 06:35 AM (#1795301)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

back from Siberia


28 Jul 06 - 06:51 AM (#1795309)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

had so expertly


28 Jul 06 - 06:54 AM (#1795312)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

infiltrated the inner


28 Jul 06 - 06:55 AM (#1795315)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

circles of the


28 Jul 06 - 07:03 AM (#1795319)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

KGB Christmas card


28 Jul 06 - 07:28 AM (#1795329)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

he had lovingly


28 Jul 06 - 07:54 AM (#1795336)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

decorated with curly


28 Jul 06 - 08:44 AM (#1795368)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Moe and Larry.

(The Three Stooges for those of you across the pond.)


28 Jul 06 - 08:50 AM (#1795371)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

that Santa burst


28 Jul 06 - 09:19 AM (#1795385)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

out laughing instead


28 Jul 06 - 10:09 AM (#1795415)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and split his


28 Jul 06 - 05:46 PM (#1795738)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

pants,exposing curly


28 Jul 06 - 05:53 PM (#1795748)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Seaking

patterns on his


28 Jul 06 - 06:11 PM (#1795768)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

genetic makeup,however


28 Jul 06 - 08:54 PM (#1795879)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

seven little elves


28 Jul 06 - 10:06 PM (#1795903)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

also split their


28 Jul 06 - 10:49 PM (#1795906)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

pants when they


28 Jul 06 - 10:54 PM (#1795911)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Sorcha

Wrapped Christmas Presents.


29 Jul 06 - 04:39 AM (#1796045)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Suddenly,without notice,


29 Jul 06 - 06:30 AM (#1796086)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Seaking

an Elvis impersonator


29 Jul 06 - 07:11 AM (#1796096)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

sprang through the


29 Jul 06 - 07:11 AM (#1796097)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

saloon style doors


29 Jul 06 - 08:25 AM (#1796121)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

waving a gigantic


29 Jul 06 - 10:28 AM (#1796176)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

dildo adorned with


29 Jul 06 - 11:28 AM (#1796197)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

three traffic wardens


29 Jul 06 - 11:42 AM (#1796202)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

tastefully arranged in


29 Jul 06 - 11:47 AM (#1796207)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

wellington boots with


29 Jul 06 - 12:33 PM (#1796231)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

roses in their


29 Jul 06 - 05:15 PM (#1796436)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Pussy willows,pruned


30 Jul 06 - 12:04 AM (#1796609)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

within an inch


30 Jul 06 - 05:20 AM (#1796707)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

of decency,or


30 Jul 06 - 09:31 AM (#1796822)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

any kind of


30 Jul 06 - 11:35 AM (#1796934)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

respectability. Whereapon the


30 Jul 06 - 11:46 AM (#1796941)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

local constabulary,weilding


30 Jul 06 - 12:26 PM (#1796973)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

dainty white handkerchiefs


30 Jul 06 - 01:08 PM (#1796997)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

and swaggering somewhat


30 Jul 06 - 04:50 PM (#1797149)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

started Morris dancing


30 Jul 06 - 06:26 PM (#1797227)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

- panic ensued! Santa


30 Jul 06 - 11:45 PM (#1797368)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

picked up his


31 Jul 06 - 05:10 AM (#1797476)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

wellfare cheque to


31 Jul 06 - 07:16 AM (#1797515)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

slap them with


31 Jul 06 - 08:14 AM (#1797568)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

but was overpowered


31 Jul 06 - 08:17 AM (#1797573)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

by the squire


31 Jul 06 - 08:21 AM (#1797576)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

who leaped ontop


31 Jul 06 - 08:26 AM (#1797585)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: The Barden of England

of the nearest


31 Jul 06 - 08:28 AM (#1797588)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

white bearded crocodile


31 Jul 06 - 12:10 PM (#1797793)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and fiercely wrestled


31 Jul 06 - 12:13 PM (#1797797)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

the Easter Bunny.


31 Jul 06 - 12:14 PM (#1797800)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

Meanwhile, the Morris


31 Jul 06 - 04:39 PM (#1798111)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Island Lighthouse Institution


31 Jul 06 - 05:01 PM (#1798135)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

lit the light


31 Jul 06 - 05:11 PM (#1798144)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

fandango,did a


31 Jul 06 - 05:27 PM (#1798165)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

perfect impersonation of


31 Jul 06 - 06:22 PM (#1798221)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: The Barden of England

Muffin the Mule


31 Jul 06 - 06:39 PM (#1798234)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

an unseemly passtime


31 Jul 06 - 10:20 PM (#1798363)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

considering that Muffin


31 Jul 06 - 10:40 PM (#1798373)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

died years ago.


31 Jul 06 - 10:45 PM (#1798375)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

of a terrible


01 Aug 06 - 03:37 AM (#1798480)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

contract misunderstanding between


01 Aug 06 - 07:19 AM (#1798568)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

Andy Pandy and


01 Aug 06 - 08:09 AM (#1798598)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Jack and Jill


01 Aug 06 - 08:14 AM (#1798602)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

when the pail


01 Aug 06 - 08:18 AM (#1798605)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

developed a leak


01 Aug 06 - 08:26 AM (#1798610)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

it was time


01 Aug 06 - 08:59 AM (#1798645)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

for a quick


01 Aug 06 - 09:25 AM (#1798682)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

toke behind the


01 Aug 06 - 09:37 AM (#1798701)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

bicycle shed.Unfortunately


01 Aug 06 - 10:23 AM (#1798757)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

those pesky dancers


01 Aug 06 - 10:25 AM (#1798760)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

with their sticks


01 Aug 06 - 11:09 AM (#1798797)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

errect,poised ready


01 Aug 06 - 11:15 AM (#1798803)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

to inflict grievous


01 Aug 06 - 11:32 AM (#1798825)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

boredom to people


01 Aug 06 - 11:55 AM (#1798866)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

emitted a bloodcurdling


01 Aug 06 - 12:09 PM (#1798888)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

waving of handkerchiefs


01 Aug 06 - 12:12 PM (#1798892)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and an outrageous


01 Aug 06 - 12:31 PM (#1798914)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

pouting of red


01 Aug 06 - 12:45 PM (#1798934)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

fluffy feather boas


01 Aug 06 - 01:07 PM (#1798949)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and charged directly


01 Aug 06 - 01:20 PM (#1798961)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

to their accounts


01 Aug 06 - 05:12 PM (#1799189)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

secreted in Switzerland


01 Aug 06 - 05:29 PM (#1799211)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA

$300,000,000 worth of


01 Aug 06 - 05:39 PM (#1799225)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

stock options,lying


01 Aug 06 - 10:22 PM (#1799441)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA

about their age.


01 Aug 06 - 11:03 PM (#1799466)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and their height


02 Aug 06 - 03:45 AM (#1799571)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

extremely economical with


02 Aug 06 - 04:29 AM (#1799592)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA

whipped cream topping


02 Aug 06 - 04:40 AM (#1799597)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

spiked with lashings


02 Aug 06 - 05:39 AM (#1799632)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA

(whatever lashings are)


02 Aug 06 - 05:54 AM (#1799637)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

plenty,copious amounts


02 Aug 06 - 06:10 AM (#1799642)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

of large luscious


02 Aug 06 - 06:30 AM (#1799650)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

belly dancing hippos.


02 Aug 06 - 07:10 AM (#1799669)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Strange as it


02 Aug 06 - 11:08 AM (#1799804)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

seemed, this was


02 Aug 06 - 11:09 AM (#1799805)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

merely an average


02 Aug 06 - 11:34 AM (#1799828)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA

afternoon in Wales.


02 Aug 06 - 12:17 PM (#1799849)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Down the coalmine


02 Aug 06 - 12:38 PM (#1799869)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and up the


02 Aug 06 - 01:22 PM (#1799907)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

down stairway limped..


02 Aug 06 - 01:35 PM (#1799915)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Prince Charlie and


02 Aug 06 - 01:37 PM (#1799917)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

the ghost of


02 Aug 06 - 02:54 PM (#1799955)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Princess Diana who


02 Aug 06 - 06:03 PM (#1800073)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

in the circumstances


02 Aug 06 - 07:32 PM (#1800139)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

that now exist


03 Aug 06 - 10:21 AM (#1800520)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

only to confuse


03 Aug 06 - 11:00 AM (#1800566)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

the issue of


03 Aug 06 - 11:03 AM (#1800569)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

the existence of


03 Aug 06 - 11:35 AM (#1800597)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

the deceased Princess


03 Aug 06 - 12:02 PM (#1800623)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

or anybody.Quasimodo...


03 Aug 06 - 01:09 PM (#1800668)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

humped his bluey


03 Aug 06 - 01:16 PM (#1800677)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

duckey while Charles


03 Aug 06 - 04:58 PM (#1800840)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

humped his Camilla


03 Aug 06 - 05:28 PM (#1800872)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

ontop a camel


03 Aug 06 - 07:48 PM (#1800975)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SharonA

cigarette, crushing it.


03 Aug 06 - 08:15 PM (#1801003)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

the Queen's rump


04 Aug 06 - 05:39 AM (#1801258)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

was tender and


05 Aug 06 - 06:07 AM (#1802023)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Guest chungo Matney

subtly tandoori seasoned


05 Aug 06 - 09:15 AM (#1802067)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rusty Dobro

not forgetting the


05 Aug 06 - 12:36 PM (#1802152)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

carefully placed sprigs


07 Aug 06 - 09:05 AM (#1803396)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

in her blowhole


07 Aug 06 - 09:22 AM (#1803409)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

making it highly


07 Aug 06 - 09:46 AM (#1803421)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

unattractive to view


07 Aug 06 - 09:50 AM (#1803423)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

regardless of the


07 Aug 06 - 10:26 AM (#1803462)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

expensive plastic surgery.


07 Aug 06 - 10:38 AM (#1803472)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and plastic explosives


13 Aug 06 - 11:28 AM (#1808759)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

that were strategically


13 Aug 06 - 05:01 PM (#1809016)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

placed in her


27 Aug 06 - 04:47 PM (#1820186)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

unexplored,virgin quarters


28 Aug 06 - 09:10 AM (#1820655)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

During Christmas dinner,


28 Aug 06 - 09:26 AM (#1820665)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: hilda fish

Don't do it.


28 Aug 06 - 04:30 PM (#1820950)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

But she did


28 Aug 06 - 04:41 PM (#1820967)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

So Santa said


28 Aug 06 - 06:03 PM (#1821049)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

in a voice


29 Aug 06 - 05:42 AM (#1821470)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Seaking

reminiscent of Garbo


29 Aug 06 - 07:27 AM (#1821514)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

Joe Bloggs, garbo...


29 Aug 06 - 08:43 AM (#1821563)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

garbo...ho ho!


29 Aug 06 - 08:49 AM (#1821572)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Bring out the


29 Aug 06 - 05:35 PM (#1822077)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

dancing girls.Meanwhile...


29 Aug 06 - 06:09 PM (#1822103)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

some merry elves


29 Aug 06 - 06:35 PM (#1822130)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

dressed in drag


29 Aug 06 - 11:03 PM (#1822308)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

reenacted the battle


29 Aug 06 - 11:18 PM (#1822327)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

-field band, playing


30 Aug 06 - 02:29 AM (#1822396)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

We Three Kings.


30 Aug 06 - 07:02 AM (#1822527)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Battle broke out...


30 Aug 06 - 09:01 AM (#1822619)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

over who's gift


30 Aug 06 - 10:59 AM (#1822726)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

the turbo banjo,


30 Aug 06 - 11:22 AM (#1822741)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

or the accordion


30 Aug 06 - 11:54 AM (#1822759)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

played the best


30 Aug 06 - 12:56 PM (#1822796)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

trumpet solo since


30 Aug 06 - 02:18 PM (#1822857)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

the trumpet union


30 Aug 06 - 05:31 PM (#1823008)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

whose members,considering...


30 Aug 06 - 05:50 PM (#1823018)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Wesley S

their previous arrests


30 Aug 06 - 05:58 PM (#1823023)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

telling the judge...


30 Aug 06 - 07:57 PM (#1823108)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

about the unfortunate


30 Aug 06 - 08:08 PM (#1823120)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

runin with reindeer


31 Aug 06 - 12:09 AM (#1823233)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

turds, inside their


31 Aug 06 - 06:38 AM (#1823392)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

mocassins, which had


31 Aug 06 - 06:44 AM (#1823395)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

padded cells,plus...


31 Aug 06 - 06:53 AM (#1823404)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

extra springy soles


31 Aug 06 - 07:14 AM (#1823416)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: MBSGeorge

and curly toes


31 Aug 06 - 09:03 AM (#1823515)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

with multi-colored tassles.


31 Aug 06 - 09:16 AM (#1823526)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and silver baubles


31 Aug 06 - 02:36 PM (#1823745)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

nefariously attatched upon


31 Aug 06 - 02:46 PM (#1823754)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Wesley S

body parts unmentionable.


31 Aug 06 - 02:48 PM (#1823755)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Not to mention


31 Aug 06 - 04:20 PM (#1823849)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

unmentionables not mentioned.


31 Aug 06 - 07:11 PM (#1824022)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

hence the name


31 Aug 06 - 11:13 PM (#1824193)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

"The Unmentionables"! Meanwhile


01 Sep 06 - 05:46 AM (#1824338)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

under the table,


01 Sep 06 - 06:25 AM (#1824355)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

certain things had


01 Sep 06 - 06:26 AM (#1824356)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

begun to stir


01 Sep 06 - 07:39 AM (#1824423)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

accordinly,adjusting his


01 Sep 06 - 07:42 AM (#1824428)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

black leather codpiece


01 Sep 06 - 07:45 AM (#1824430)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

testimonials,tattooed with


01 Sep 06 - 08:33 AM (#1824462)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

a blowtorch,depicting


01 Sep 06 - 08:44 AM (#1824478)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

a Kwanza celebration


01 Sep 06 - 11:55 AM (#1824658)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

and related issues


01 Sep 06 - 01:41 PM (#1824749)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

of unrelated issues.


01 Sep 06 - 02:11 PM (#1824778)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and multiple impossibilities


01 Sep 06 - 04:32 PM (#1824910)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

with multiple personalities


01 Sep 06 - 06:32 PM (#1824998)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

.   After much deliberation


02 Sep 06 - 06:24 AM (#1825275)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

and several pints


02 Sep 06 - 10:30 AM (#1825343)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

of ice cold


02 Sep 06 - 10:33 AM (#1825344)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

turkey turd beer


02 Sep 06 - 10:38 AM (#1825347)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

prune cocktails,supplied


02 Sep 06 - 11:03 AM (#1825364)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

by Santa himself.


02 Sep 06 - 11:15 AM (#1825374)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Now,if you


02 Sep 06 - 12:41 PM (#1825439)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

really want to


02 Sep 06 - 01:37 PM (#1825473)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

try a new


02 Sep 06 - 02:41 PM (#1825504)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Christmas party tradition


02 Sep 06 - 06:17 PM (#1825601)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

you could all


02 Sep 06 - 06:17 PM (#1825603)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

learn a thing


02 Sep 06 - 06:17 PM (#1825605)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

or two from


02 Sep 06 - 06:28 PM (#1825611)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

the Maquis de


03 Sep 06 - 03:47 AM (#1825762)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

Sade, or Tomas


03 Sep 06 - 10:59 AM (#1825942)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

the Tank Engine


03 Sep 06 - 02:04 PM (#1826033)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

I'll pay that :-)


04 Sep 06 - 12:55 PM (#1826666)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

caroler to sing


04 Sep 06 - 01:00 PM (#1826668)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

a Christmas dirge


04 Sep 06 - 04:26 PM (#1826842)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

on the roof


04 Sep 06 - 05:22 PM (#1826910)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

of the manger


05 Sep 06 - 04:44 PM (#1827756)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

in tones sweet


05 Sep 06 - 10:36 PM (#1828069)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and so high


05 Sep 06 - 11:28 PM (#1828086)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

that little children


06 Sep 06 - 07:03 AM (#1828263)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

's ear drums burst


06 Sep 06 - 07:36 AM (#1828280)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

like tiny balloons


06 Sep 06 - 01:31 PM (#1828559)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

pricked by a


06 Sep 06 - 01:40 PM (#1828566)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

giant cactus growing


06 Sep 06 - 01:43 PM (#1828572)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

in the inner


06 Sep 06 - 01:44 PM (#1828575)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

*1000 posts* (interlude)


06 Sep 06 - 04:11 PM (#1828663)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

ear of Santa


06 Sep 06 - 10:39 PM (#1828880)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

Lucia. Fortunately the


07 Sep 06 - 06:09 PM (#1829566)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

senior choir had


08 Sep 06 - 02:15 AM (#1829776)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

filled up their


12 Sep 06 - 05:59 PM (#1832980)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

hot water bottles


12 Sep 06 - 10:16 PM (#1833170)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

with lots of


12 Sep 06 - 10:40 PM (#1833184)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Brian

plain, old fastidousness


12 Sep 06 - 10:57 PM (#1833193)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and outrageously expensive


13 Sep 06 - 11:52 AM (#1833563)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

cheap,imitations of


13 Sep 06 - 01:43 PM (#1833656)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

Santa's most favourite


13 Sep 06 - 11:45 PM (#1834062)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brķan

White fur-trimmed


14 Sep 06 - 12:22 AM (#1834069)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

rhinestone covered set


14 Sep 06 - 11:05 AM (#1834390)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brass Monkey

of Mrs Santa's


14 Sep 06 - 03:18 PM (#1834570)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brķan

Unmentionable, sort of


15 Sep 06 - 08:49 AM (#1835181)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

furry,stretch rewashable


15 Sep 06 - 03:03 PM (#1835466)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brķan

Rudolph cast-off


17 Sep 06 - 09:15 AM (#1836592)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

set of antlers


17 Sep 06 - 10:32 AM (#1836635)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

which she found


17 Sep 06 - 11:46 AM (#1836665)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

buried deep under


17 Sep 06 - 06:12 PM (#1836912)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

her neglected,pulsating


18 Sep 06 - 05:51 AM (#1837226)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: MBSGeorge

pussy cat called


18 Sep 06 - 06:21 AM (#1837234)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,jOhn

its not xmas yet, stupif!


18 Sep 06 - 06:37 AM (#1837237)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: MBSGeorge

GUEST,jOhn - Don't interrupt the story if you don't know what you're talking about!!


18 Sep 06 - 10:22 PM (#1837928)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brķan

Noel, of course


18 Sep 06 - 11:04 PM (#1837948)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Leon for dyslexics


19 Sep 06 - 06:45 AM (#1838140)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

, who had previously


19 Sep 06 - 07:37 AM (#1838171)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

used up most


19 Sep 06 - 08:57 AM (#1838232)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

of his confiscated


19 Sep 06 - 11:43 AM (#1838351)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

french letters which


19 Sep 06 - 02:07 PM (#1838460)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brķan

accessorized splendidly with


19 Sep 06 - 04:01 PM (#1838571)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

his Italian shoes.


19 Sep 06 - 09:18 PM (#1838744)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brķan

Meanwhile, the chimney


19 Sep 06 - 10:15 PM (#1838771)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

sweep had climbed


19 Sep 06 - 11:03 PM (#1838788)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Mount Everest with


20 Sep 06 - 05:29 AM (#1838937)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

-out his glasses


20 Sep 06 - 06:02 AM (#1838965)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

or a bottle


20 Sep 06 - 06:16 AM (#1838976)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

in which to


20 Sep 06 - 08:42 AM (#1839071)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

place his collection


20 Sep 06 - 09:00 AM (#1839081)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

of furry wombats


20 Sep 06 - 09:01 AM (#1839084)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

of top shelf


20 Sep 06 - 10:35 PM (#1839688)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

furry wombats, which


21 Sep 06 - 12:05 AM (#1839704)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brķan

are not marsupials


21 Sep 06 - 06:10 AM (#1839831)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and neither are


21 Sep 06 - 08:24 AM (#1839897)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

unfurry wombats,however


21 Sep 06 - 09:26 AM (#1839944)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

patchy furred wombats


21 Sep 06 - 05:50 PM (#1840309)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brķan

are classified as


22 Sep 06 - 04:48 AM (#1840618)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

a close cousin


22 Sep 06 - 06:07 AM (#1840662)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

to bushy eyebrows


22 Sep 06 - 07:44 AM (#1840699)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

little johnnie howard


22 Sep 06 - 09:08 AM (#1840774)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

the gravedigger's son


22 Sep 06 - 09:18 AM (#1840779)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

had bushy eyebrows


22 Sep 06 - 09:31 AM (#1840783)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

which went feral


22 Sep 06 - 09:47 AM (#1840800)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

roaming his forehead


22 Sep 06 - 07:24 PM (#1841177)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and even reaching


23 Sep 06 - 12:19 AM (#1841295)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

the peak of


24 Sep 06 - 05:47 PM (#1842342)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Brian

pre-Christmas madness


24 Sep 06 - 11:19 PM (#1842579)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

as they teetered


25 Sep 06 - 08:45 AM (#1842790)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

on the precipice


25 Sep 06 - 10:48 AM (#1842894)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

of his ears


25 Sep 06 - 11:14 AM (#1842906)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

he carefully combed


25 Sep 06 - 11:55 AM (#1842932)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

his hair, searching


25 Sep 06 - 12:05 PM (#1842940)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

for bird droppings


25 Sep 06 - 12:45 PM (#1842970)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and other signs


25 Sep 06 - 01:04 PM (#1842990)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

of cross-species


25 Sep 06 - 02:12 PM (#1843037)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

before Christmas dinner.


01 Oct 06 - 12:02 PM (#1847569)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

Anyhow, in elfland


01 Oct 06 - 12:03 PM (#1847570)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

an employment war


01 Oct 06 - 02:11 PM (#1847641)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

between elves and


01 Oct 06 - 07:03 PM (#1847858)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

reindeer was raging


01 Oct 06 - 07:51 PM (#1847886)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,ibo

My husband and


01 Oct 06 - 11:10 PM (#1847968)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

the reindeer claimed


02 Oct 06 - 01:03 AM (#1847992)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

that some elves


02 Oct 06 - 08:30 AM (#1848164)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,ibo

LOOK LIKE KANSAS


02 Oct 06 - 09:16 AM (#1848203)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and believe me -


02 Oct 06 - 04:09 PM (#1848572)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,IBO

Not great escape


03 Oct 06 - 06:09 AM (#1849087)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

^ (you makethis hard) ^


03 Oct 06 - 09:25 AM (#1849177)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

IBO

Either play the game right or go away.


03 Oct 06 - 06:10 PM (#1849620)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

*anyway* (the reindeer claimed that some elves...)

had stolen Santa's


03 Oct 06 - 10:28 PM (#1849778)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

bottle of Viagra


03 Oct 06 - 10:44 PM (#1849783)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

which he kept


04 Oct 06 - 08:30 AM (#1850005)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

just in case


04 Oct 06 - 10:08 AM (#1850097)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

Mrs Santa failed


04 Oct 06 - 12:16 PM (#1850234)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

to come home.


05 Oct 06 - 05:43 AM (#1850826)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Mrs.Duck

Or felt like


05 Oct 06 - 09:16 AM (#1850937)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

sleeping with elves


05 Oct 06 - 11:32 AM (#1851070)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

or dancing with


05 Oct 06 - 08:26 PM (#1851557)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

esquimos. The elves


05 Oct 06 - 10:18 PM (#1851672)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

used the viagra


10 Oct 06 - 08:26 AM (#1854809)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

while chasing reindeer


10 Oct 06 - 11:52 AM (#1854924)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

. It raised their


10 Oct 06 - 01:34 PM (#1855028)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

desire to escape


10 Oct 06 - 03:11 PM (#1855118)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,ibo

from the planet


10 Oct 06 - 11:07 PM (#1855520)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

of extreme apathy


11 Oct 06 - 07:05 PM (#1856282)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and highly increased


11 Oct 06 - 09:38 PM (#1856406)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

their urge for


12 Oct 06 - 07:48 PM (#1857319)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,catter not signed in & feels like being myst

tapas and candyfloss


13 Oct 06 - 01:13 PM (#1857983)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

soaked in vodka


14 Oct 06 - 11:55 AM (#1858725)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and topped with


14 Oct 06 - 11:59 AM (#1858727)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

POST NUMBER 1100!!


14 Oct 06 - 01:20 PM (#1858784)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

glace cherries. "HORAAAAY...


15 Oct 06 - 11:12 PM (#1859948)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

shouted an elf.


15 Oct 06 - 11:19 PM (#1859950)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

"Bring on the


16 Oct 06 - 09:20 AM (#1860245)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

female impersonators who


16 Oct 06 - 09:38 AM (#1860270)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

can show us


16 Oct 06 - 11:29 AM (#1860375)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

a really good


16 Oct 06 - 12:31 PM (#1860442)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

pair of fishnet


16 Oct 06 - 02:27 PM (#1860551)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

pantaloons that fit


16 Oct 06 - 04:30 PM (#1860671)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,ibo

all arse sizes


16 Oct 06 - 05:17 PM (#1860710)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

including the Queen's.


16 Oct 06 - 09:31 PM (#1860910)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and her 1111 ;-)


16 Oct 06 - 11:25 PM (#1860981)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brķan

Victoria's Secret catalog


17 Oct 06 - 08:29 AM (#1861204)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

which revealed everything


17 Oct 06 - 05:01 PM (#1861559)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

including some unmentionable


17 Oct 06 - 06:54 PM (#1861677)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

items of edible


17 Oct 06 - 08:20 PM (#1861749)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

unmentionables. The Queen's


17 Oct 06 - 08:55 PM (#1861770)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

edible unmentionables were


17 Oct 06 - 09:14 PM (#1861783)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SINSULL

cotton candy undies


17 Oct 06 - 10:26 PM (#1861824)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

that were eaten


17 Oct 06 - 11:55 PM (#1861866)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and seasoned with


18 Oct 06 - 01:26 AM (#1861906)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

coffee coloured toads


18 Oct 06 - 06:21 AM (#1862009)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

-tools which poisoned


18 Oct 06 - 09:25 AM (#1862113)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

(very good JennyO)

the Prince when


18 Oct 06 - 10:24 AM (#1862173)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

he indulged in


18 Oct 06 - 11:07 AM (#1862217)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

a spot of


18 Oct 06 - 11:18 AM (#1862223)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

finding THE spot


18 Oct 06 - 12:29 PM (#1862300)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

Shocked, Santa decided


18 Oct 06 - 02:00 PM (#1862377)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

that the Queen


18 Oct 06 - 02:11 PM (#1862381)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

had no knees


18 Oct 06 - 02:27 PM (#1862392)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

or knephew to


18 Oct 06 - 06:37 PM (#1862686)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

take the place


18 Oct 06 - 08:02 PM (#1862763)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,ibo

of the troll


18 Oct 06 - 10:51 PM (#1862843)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

named ibo who


19 Oct 06 - 06:23 AM (#1863016)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

had eaten the


19 Oct 06 - 10:12 AM (#1863194)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brķan

figgy pudding. Santa


19 Oct 06 - 12:01 PM (#1863298)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

had been hoping


19 Oct 06 - 01:25 PM (#1863400)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

to catch the


19 Oct 06 - 01:39 PM (#1863412)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

nude skydiving demonstration


19 Oct 06 - 01:49 PM (#1863423)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

before it started


19 Oct 06 - 02:41 PM (#1863475)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brķan

arousing the spectators


19 Oct 06 - 11:58 PM (#1863849)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

resulting in fallout


20 Oct 06 - 09:23 AM (#1864165)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and rising expectations


20 Oct 06 - 09:48 AM (#1864203)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,*Laura*

which could prove


20 Oct 06 - 10:02 AM (#1864215)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

disastrous for the


20 Oct 06 - 10:04 AM (#1864216)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Brian

That Rudolph's red


20 Oct 06 - 02:36 PM (#1864446)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brķan

Whoops out posted) state of Rudolph's


20 Oct 06 - 02:38 PM (#1864450)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

mighty member which


21 Oct 06 - 04:51 AM (#1864906)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

was rapidly exceeding


21 Oct 06 - 05:11 AM (#1864912)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

the speed limit


21 Oct 06 - 02:46 PM (#1865202)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

for safe sex


21 Oct 06 - 06:08 PM (#1865281)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brķan

-agonal containers that


21 Oct 06 - 06:26 PM (#1865291)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

are normally used


22 Oct 06 - 11:42 AM (#1865681)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

to ship illegal


22 Oct 06 - 11:55 AM (#1865694)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

substances to France.


23 Oct 06 - 09:26 AM (#1866415)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

where dwarfs use


23 Oct 06 - 01:15 PM (#1866587)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

coffe and prunes


23 Oct 06 - 01:17 PM (#1866589)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

to stimulate their


24 Oct 06 - 01:46 AM (#1866971)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

thier libidinous aardvarks


24 Oct 06 - 01:50 PM (#1867420)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brķan

who are well


24 Oct 06 - 11:11 PM (#1867841)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

pissed from drinking


25 Oct 06 - 12:22 PM (#1868378)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

weak imported beer.


25 Oct 06 - 08:55 PM (#1868730)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

Three more sneezes


25 Oct 06 - 09:41 PM (#1868760)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and you're out!


25 Oct 06 - 09:49 PM (#1868764)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

in the dark


25 Oct 06 - 10:13 PM (#1868784)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

with ghosts, goblins


28 Oct 06 - 01:46 PM (#1870876)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and small furry


28 Oct 06 - 02:08 PM (#1870891)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

gerbils that bite


29 Oct 06 - 08:40 PM (#1871766)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

hard in unexpected


29 Oct 06 - 10:02 PM (#1871818)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

parts of the


29 Oct 06 - 10:22 PM (#1871833)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

anatomy below the


29 Oct 06 - 10:27 PM (#1871841)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

surface of the


30 Oct 06 - 05:12 AM (#1871996)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

moon, making craters


30 Oct 06 - 06:10 AM (#1872029)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

inhabited by Clangers.


30 Oct 06 - 11:27 PM (#1872713)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Brian

Celebrating Halloween, Santa


30 Oct 06 - 11:51 PM (#1872718)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

ate more cheese


31 Oct 06 - 04:46 AM (#1872813)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

from the moon


31 Oct 06 - 06:09 AM (#1872843)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie

Presents of genius.

Giok


31 Oct 06 - 06:24 AM (#1872853)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Ella who is Sooze

PC, happy Holidays


31 Oct 06 - 07:20 AM (#1872870)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,*Laura*

much rejoicing ensued


31 Oct 06 - 08:18 AM (#1872916)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and the elves


31 Oct 06 - 10:37 AM (#1873004)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

got pissed again


31 Oct 06 - 10:56 AM (#1873031)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and danced around


01 Nov 06 - 05:28 AM (#1873689)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

naked in their


01 Nov 06 - 07:03 AM (#1873725)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

uncontrollable joy. They

***how come our post count has gone down to 4 hundred and something....?*****


01 Nov 06 - 09:24 AM (#1873805)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

finally decided to


01 Nov 06 - 09:42 AM (#1873815)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

forgot about the


***Probably for the same reason that the MOAB count went from 14,7?? to 8,1??. Try clicking on one of the other pages at the top of this thread and look at the number in the address bar. It changed from 495 to 1183 for me. That is probably a lot nearer to a correct count. You will notice that there are 24 pages, and 23 of them have 50 posts each, so although the count is wrong, our posts are probably all still there (give or take a few).***


01 Nov 06 - 09:44 AM (#1873818)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

all right...             forget about the


01 Nov 06 - 10:27 AM (#1873841)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

seeing the Queen


01 Nov 06 - 10:30 AM (#1873845)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

opps...didn't continue with the previous last word

Queen having sex


01 Nov 06 - 12:02 PM (#1873908)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

on the workshop


01 Nov 06 - 12:13 PM (#1873919)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

covered in sawdust


01 Nov 06 - 01:05 PM (#1873969)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

, and instead concentrated


01 Nov 06 - 03:46 PM (#1874106)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

on her majesty


01 Nov 06 - 08:04 PM (#1874313)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

's large bottle of


01 Nov 06 - 11:17 PM (#1874402)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

industrial strength laxative


02 Nov 06 - 10:02 AM (#1874686)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

that was spilling


02 Nov 06 - 10:53 AM (#1874734)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

down her throat


02 Nov 06 - 01:08 PM (#1874850)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and rapidly increasing


02 Nov 06 - 01:23 PM (#1874856)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

the pressure in


02 Nov 06 - 05:27 PM (#1875001)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

-side her lower


02 Nov 06 - 05:38 PM (#1875012)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

intestines to dangerous


03 Nov 06 - 05:29 PM (#1875657)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

levels of pressure


03 Nov 06 - 05:34 PM (#1875662)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Finally, the Queen


03 Nov 06 - 07:11 PM (#1875708)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

, with unexpected panache,


03 Nov 06 - 09:11 PM (#1875766)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and grenache, opened


04 Nov 06 - 12:02 AM (#1875824)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

opened her butthole


04 Nov 06 - 05:08 AM (#1875899)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

to pull out


04 Nov 06 - 05:57 AM (#1875927)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

a white rabbit


04 Nov 06 - 09:09 AM (#1876026)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

with three ears


04 Nov 06 - 10:43 AM (#1876077)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

of corn, buttered


04 Nov 06 - 10:48 AM (#1876080)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: freda underhill

and she burped.


04 Nov 06 - 11:05 AM (#1876092)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

Satisfied, the elves


04 Nov 06 - 12:27 PM (#1876135)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

went back to


04 Nov 06 - 06:34 PM (#1876338)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

wrapping each other


05 Nov 06 - 11:05 AM (#1876707)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

in burlap nightgowns


05 Nov 06 - 12:40 PM (#1876762)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

decorated with floral


08 Nov 06 - 07:10 AM (#1878955)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

print. The reindeer


08 Nov 06 - 07:02 PM (#1879629)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

ate the flowers


08 Nov 06 - 09:03 PM (#1879728)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and the nightgowns


09 Nov 06 - 06:33 AM (#1880030)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

leaving the elves


09 Nov 06 - 07:16 AM (#1880044)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

without a single


09 Nov 06 - 09:24 AM (#1880135)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

way to protect


09 Nov 06 - 09:53 AM (#1880164)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

certain tender parts


09 Nov 06 - 01:00 PM (#1880348)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

from fondling by


09 Nov 06 - 09:23 PM (#1880801)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

a sexually frustrated


09 Nov 06 - 11:09 PM (#1880881)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

member of a


10 Nov 06 - 02:02 AM (#1880949)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

Select Congressional Committee


10 Nov 06 - 09:23 AM (#1881694)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

investigating deviate practices


10 Nov 06 - 09:24 AM (#1881696)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

of Mudcat members


10 Nov 06 - 11:45 AM (#1882267)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

!! Shock Horror! Cried


10 Nov 06 - 12:51 PM (#1882339)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Shambles again, again


11 Nov 06 - 03:52 PM (#1883317)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and yet again


11 Nov 06 - 05:18 PM (#1883390)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

How did they


11 Nov 06 - 06:41 PM (#1883461)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

know where to


12 Nov 06 - 09:21 PM (#1884325)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

find his proclamations


12 Nov 06 - 09:29 PM (#1884331)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

!? It's most disturbing


12 Nov 06 - 09:33 PM (#1884333)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

how he rants


13 Nov 06 - 06:41 AM (#1884520)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

about the elves


13 Nov 06 - 09:26 AM (#1884636)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

deleting his messages


14 Nov 06 - 11:11 AM (#1885517)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

closing threads and


19 Nov 06 - 10:34 PM (#1888702)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

eating his shoes.


19 Nov 06 - 10:48 PM (#1888703)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

which tasted really


20 Nov 06 - 05:11 AM (#1888795)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

revolting because he


20 Nov 06 - 01:57 PM (#1889087)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

in stinky, revolting


20 Nov 06 - 03:30 PM (#1889183)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

cheap, nylon underpants


20 Nov 06 - 07:45 PM (#1889435)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

with steel lining


25 Nov 06 - 10:31 AM (#1893197)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

had enticed thousands


25 Nov 06 - 11:08 AM (#1893224)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

of fellow posters


25 Nov 06 - 12:12 PM (#1893275)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

to engage in


25 Nov 06 - 03:53 PM (#1893433)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

a virtual boycott


25 Nov 06 - 10:52 PM (#1893667)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

of any posts


30 Nov 06 - 08:15 PM (#1897053)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brķan

or pior herein


01 Dec 06 - 12:01 PM (#1897568)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

whereupon everyone decided


01 Dec 06 - 03:04 PM (#1897725)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

Let's get a


01 Dec 06 - 03:27 PM (#1897755)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

fruitcake fight started


01 Dec 06 - 07:27 PM (#1897918)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,harlot

Santa flung a


01 Dec 06 - 07:44 PM (#1897934)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,*Laura* (on laptop)

large slice of


01 Dec 06 - 07:54 PM (#1897935)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

gingerbread man tushie


01 Dec 06 - 07:57 PM (#1897938)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

which landed on


01 Dec 06 - 08:01 PM (#1897940)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

a penguin tap


02 Dec 06 - 05:23 AM (#1898129)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

dancing with gay


02 Dec 06 - 11:31 AM (#1898333)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

marsupials singing dirges


02 Dec 06 - 01:20 PM (#1898397)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

with Bare Naked


02 Dec 06 - 01:26 PM (#1898402)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

bears, who stripped


02 Dec 06 - 03:47 PM (#1898505)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

eleven Lords a-leaping


02 Dec 06 - 04:15 PM (#1898527)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

Twelve gates to...


02 Dec 06 - 04:43 PM (#1898545)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

inherit Bill's Microsoft


02 Dec 06 - 04:48 PM (#1898553)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

floppy discs which


02 Dec 06 - 04:52 PM (#1898558)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Calico

make festive ornaments


03 Dec 06 - 10:18 AM (#1898794)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

look like hulking


03 Dec 06 - 11:58 AM (#1898871)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Grinchette

elves from Paris


03 Dec 06 - 03:11 PM (#1899029)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

Hilton's apartment building


03 Dec 06 - 03:49 PM (#1899054)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

that was hit


03 Dec 06 - 07:17 PM (#1899194)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

by an unexpected


03 Dec 06 - 07:31 PM (#1899205)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

chocolate eclair bomb


03 Dec 06 - 07:53 PM (#1899224)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

thrown by Tony


03 Dec 06 - 08:17 PM (#1899232)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Blair.
It was


03 Dec 06 - 08:31 PM (#1899238)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Calico

a Blair eclair


03 Dec 06 - 08:38 PM (#1899241)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

thrown through air


03 Dec 06 - 08:44 PM (#1899244)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

by a hare


03 Dec 06 - 09:21 PM (#1899269)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

on a dare


03 Dec 06 - 09:30 PM (#1899273)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

with great flair


03 Dec 06 - 10:14 PM (#1899293)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

towards a derriere


03 Dec 06 - 10:59 PM (#1899312)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

smeared with Gruyere


03 Dec 06 - 11:04 PM (#1899317)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

mixed with hair


04 Dec 06 - 12:22 AM (#1899337)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

of the dog


04 Dec 06 - 05:06 AM (#1899417)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

that bit Paris


04 Dec 06 - 09:33 AM (#1899603)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Hilton on the


04 Dec 06 - 01:07 PM (#1899819)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

Left ear lobe


04 Dec 06 - 01:21 PM (#1899834)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

while she was


04 Dec 06 - 03:03 PM (#1899907)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

bending down to


04 Dec 06 - 03:18 PM (#1899920)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

decide which pair


04 Dec 06 - 03:53 PM (#1899950)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

of balls she


05 Dec 06 - 02:49 AM (#1900273)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

had hung on


05 Dec 06 - 09:27 AM (#1900522)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

during her sexual


05 Dec 06 - 12:35 PM (#1900719)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

encounter with two


05 Dec 06 - 02:00 PM (#1900791)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

moose dressed as


05 Dec 06 - 03:14 PM (#1900859)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

the Queen and


05 Dec 06 - 03:20 PM (#1900868)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

Sir Paul McCartney


05 Dec 06 - 03:23 PM (#1900871)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

having sex while


05 Dec 06 - 03:26 PM (#1900877)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

a French chef


05 Dec 06 - 03:34 PM (#1900882)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

basted her rump


05 Dec 06 - 03:41 PM (#1900891)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

with a mixture


05 Dec 06 - 04:29 PM (#1900932)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

of marmalade, tapioca


05 Dec 06 - 05:07 PM (#1900964)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

and Keith Richards'


05 Dec 06 - 07:01 PM (#1901076)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

special, home made


05 Dec 06 - 07:28 PM (#1901106)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

spicey salsa sauce.


06 Dec 06 - 08:09 AM (#1901448)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

and Jack Daniels.


06 Dec 06 - 02:41 PM (#1901712)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

Then Santa said,


06 Dec 06 - 03:28 PM (#1901764)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

Where's me shirt ?


06 Dec 06 - 04:15 PM (#1901817)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Her highness replied


06 Dec 06 - 09:10 PM (#1902043)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

Rudolph was chewing


06 Dec 06 - 10:05 PM (#1902087)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

Red Man Tobacco


06 Dec 06 - 10:14 PM (#1902098)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

and spitting on


06 Dec 06 - 11:48 PM (#1902137)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Prince Charles' head.


07 Dec 06 - 12:28 AM (#1902151)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

like his butler


07 Dec 06 - 12:40 AM (#1902153)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

who sported women's


07 Dec 06 - 05:49 AM (#1902268)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Aftershave,which scorched


07 Dec 06 - 09:25 AM (#1902393)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

his private parts


07 Dec 06 - 11:55 AM (#1902512)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

every time he


07 Dec 06 - 12:01 PM (#1902518)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

he engaged in


07 Dec 06 - 01:29 PM (#1902581)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

in and out


07 Dec 06 - 02:28 PM (#1902629)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

with Chongo Chimp


07 Dec 06 - 02:56 PM (#1902644)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

and his potato


07 Dec 06 - 03:36 PM (#1902680)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

head friend Sweet


07 Dec 06 - 03:39 PM (#1902686)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

George Brown who


07 Dec 06 - 04:14 PM (#1902719)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

liked to dance


07 Dec 06 - 04:35 PM (#1902742)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

in rural cemeteries


07 Dec 06 - 06:07 PM (#1902833)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

with John Dillinger's


07 Dec 06 - 10:18 PM (#1903057)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

codpiece which covered


07 Dec 06 - 10:48 PM (#1903081)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

his shooting pistol


08 Dec 06 - 05:23 AM (#1903263)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

a pocket bazooka,


08 Dec 06 - 06:37 AM (#1903303)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

aimed at Bobert's


08 Dec 06 - 07:58 AM (#1903365)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

weapon of mass


08 Dec 06 - 10:07 AM (#1903438)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

conception, his large


08 Dec 06 - 10:42 AM (#1903459)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

squeezebox,somewhat wilted


08 Dec 06 - 10:44 AM (#1903461)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and drooping badly


08 Dec 06 - 10:49 AM (#1903465)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

from climate change


08 Dec 06 - 11:02 AM (#1903475)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and old age


08 Dec 06 - 11:05 AM (#1903478)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

needing a splint


08 Dec 06 - 11:14 AM (#1903486)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

to keep it


08 Dec 06 - 11:25 AM (#1903495)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

ridgid in cold


08 Dec 06 - 12:06 PM (#1903541)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

sexual organs of


08 Dec 06 - 05:00 PM (#1903857)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

recently deceased exotic


08 Dec 06 - 05:33 PM (#1903887)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

species of inchworms


08 Dec 06 - 06:10 PM (#1903933)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

wrapped in tissue


08 Dec 06 - 06:15 PM (#1903936)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

deep fried,marinated


08 Dec 06 - 07:25 PM (#1903992)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

Stop! You're making


08 Dec 06 - 10:51 PM (#1904166)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

me hungry for


09 Dec 06 - 06:21 AM (#1904348)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

a sample of


09 Dec 06 - 06:27 AM (#1904352)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

inchworm pie, with


09 Dec 06 - 09:16 AM (#1904455)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Champagne,oysters,stuffed


09 Dec 06 - 09:29 AM (#1904468)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

lizards' gizzards, lightly


09 Dec 06 - 10:28 AM (#1904515)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Black Beauty

I love Christmas I'm like a big kid all of December.


09 Dec 06 - 01:06 PM (#1904637)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

sprinkled with garlic


09 Dec 06 - 02:27 PM (#1904684)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

culled from the


09 Dec 06 - 03:29 PM (#1904727)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

eye of a


09 Dec 06 - 04:05 PM (#1904764)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

filleted fenny snake


09 Dec 06 - 04:24 PM (#1904780)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

oil salesman posing


09 Dec 06 - 05:11 PM (#1904812)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

in a doily


09 Dec 06 - 05:42 PM (#1904833)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

and nothing else


09 Dec 06 - 06:17 PM (#1904861)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Later that night


09 Dec 06 - 07:26 PM (#1904914)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

while shepherds swigged


09 Dec 06 - 08:42 PM (#1904964)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

white lightning at


09 Dec 06 - 08:42 PM (#1904965)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

the bus stop


09 Dec 06 - 08:44 PM (#1904968)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

there appeared a


09 Dec 06 - 08:49 PM (#1904970)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

nattily dressed sausage


09 Dec 06 - 08:53 PM (#1904973)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

proclaiming he was


09 Dec 06 - 09:38 PM (#1904992)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

King of Spain


09 Dec 06 - 09:39 PM (#1904994)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

but he really


09 Dec 06 - 09:40 PM (#1904995)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

was Moxy Fruvous


09 Dec 06 - 11:10 PM (#1905047)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

the love child


09 Dec 06 - 11:43 PM (#1905058)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

of George Bush


10 Dec 06 - 02:29 AM (#1905123)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

and Bea Arthur


10 Dec 06 - 06:19 AM (#1905190)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

a regrettable incident


10 Dec 06 - 07:53 AM (#1905243)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

caused by drinking


10 Dec 06 - 10:02 AM (#1905313)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

six vats of


10 Dec 06 - 11:20 AM (#1905362)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

nitroglycerine, cut by


10 Dec 06 - 01:39 PM (#1905462)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

rhinocerous piss, which


10 Dec 06 - 05:51 PM (#1905693)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

had an odd


10 Dec 06 - 06:14 PM (#1905712)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

bouquet like warthog's


10 Dec 06 - 06:20 PM (#1905717)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

after shave loton


10 Dec 06 - 07:11 PM (#1905771)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

available in little


10 Dec 06 - 07:12 PM (#1905773)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

mixed with armardillo


10 Dec 06 - 10:36 PM (#1905951)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

(Oh, no! The dreaded simultaneous post!

Trying to make sense here.)

After shave lotion

Mixed with armadillo

SNOT, WHICH IS

available in little


10 Dec 06 - 10:42 PM (#1905955)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

Richard's lingerie drawer


10 Dec 06 - 11:24 PM (#1905966)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

for emergency use


11 Dec 06 - 01:52 AM (#1906019)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

in the catbox


11 Dec 06 - 01:56 AM (#1906021)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

after Tom Cruise


11 Dec 06 - 04:54 AM (#1906081)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

has blessed it


11 Dec 06 - 05:20 AM (#1906097)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

with a little


11 Dec 06 - 05:40 AM (#1906106)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

specimen of dubious


11 Dec 06 - 07:21 AM (#1906166)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

colour and odour


11 Dec 06 - 07:24 AM (#1906169)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

derived from the


11 Dec 06 - 09:21 AM (#1906281)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

oldest smelliest sneakers


11 Dec 06 - 10:33 AM (#1906359)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

in the Chernobyl


11 Dec 06 - 11:52 AM (#1906434)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Dead Horse

Sale Now On.


11 Dec 06 - 02:57 PM (#1906613)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

at your local


11 Dec 06 - 04:40 PM (#1906739)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

neighborhood funeral parlour


11 Dec 06 - 04:57 PM (#1906763)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

barbecue sing around


11 Dec 06 - 05:38 PM (#1906826)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

-the-rosie rag


11 Dec 06 - 05:39 PM (#1906828)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

stuffed up the


11 Dec 06 - 05:49 PM (#1906837)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

astroturf, along with


11 Dec 06 - 06:00 PM (#1906842)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

various unmentionable objects


11 Dec 06 - 06:05 PM (#1906851)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

mentioned in the


11 Dec 06 - 06:12 PM (#1906857)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

de Sade Guide


11 Dec 06 - 06:26 PM (#1906873)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Finally Christmas Dinner


11 Dec 06 - 06:29 PM (#1906878)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

early this year,


11 Dec 06 - 07:08 PM (#1906908)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

will be postponed


11 Dec 06 - 07:18 PM (#1906915)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

until further notice.


11 Dec 06 - 07:19 PM (#1906916)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

That is all.


11 Dec 06 - 07:59 PM (#1906949)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

he said, as


11 Dec 06 - 08:25 PM (#1906969)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

the arrows flew


11 Dec 06 - 08:40 PM (#1906977)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

from Cupid's bow.


11 Dec 06 - 08:49 PM (#1906981)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

damaging parts of


11 Dec 06 - 09:19 PM (#1906996)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Rudolph's red nose


11 Dec 06 - 11:46 PM (#1907089)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

flute and bodhran


12 Dec 06 - 12:24 AM (#1907116)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

and other abominations


12 Dec 06 - 05:39 AM (#1907241)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

dangling obscenely out


12 Dec 06 - 12:15 PM (#1907494)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

on the corner


12 Dec 06 - 12:19 PM (#1907498)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

of Santa's hat


12 Dec 06 - 12:20 PM (#1907500)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

jauntily cocked on


12 Dec 06 - 01:32 PM (#1907547)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

or up,depending


12 Dec 06 - 02:14 PM (#1907586)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

on which way


12 Dec 06 - 03:00 PM (#1907633)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

his balls hung.


12 Dec 06 - 03:22 PM (#1907644)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

Meanwhile back at


12 Dec 06 - 03:41 PM (#1907662)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

Britney Spears's nannycam,


12 Dec 06 - 05:09 PM (#1907760)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Kevin was stealing


12 Dec 06 - 05:11 PM (#1907763)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

Britney's lace undies


12 Dec 06 - 05:16 PM (#1907765)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

from under her


12 Dec 06 - 05:23 PM (#1907773)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

huge collection of


12 Dec 06 - 05:29 PM (#1907780)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

Donny Osmond albums


12 Dec 06 - 05:31 PM (#1907783)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

diaphanous,scanty,strawberry


12 Dec 06 - 05:37 PM (#1907795)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

flavoured vinyl 33's


12 Dec 06 - 06:39 PM (#1907863)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

gathering dust beneath


12 Dec 06 - 07:16 PM (#1907907)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

unread copies of


12 Dec 06 - 07:19 PM (#1907909)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

Paris Hilton's guide


12 Dec 06 - 07:21 PM (#1907911)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

"Famous or Bust"


12 Dec 06 - 07:24 PM (#1907913)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad


12 Dec 06 - 07:25 PM (#1907914)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

the seminal work


12 Dec 06 - 07:36 PM (#1907922)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

of a dick


13 Dec 06 - 12:20 AM (#1908077)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

sucking untalented whore


13 Dec 06 - 02:47 AM (#1908113)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

-mongering corporate lobbyist


13 Dec 06 - 04:26 AM (#1908161)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

who inherited a


13 Dec 06 - 05:18 AM (#1908200)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

a black hole


13 Dec 06 - 03:13 PM (#1908642)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

which contained the


13 Dec 06 - 04:45 PM (#1908746)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

secret of eternal


13 Dec 06 - 05:30 PM (#1908782)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

irrelevance,irremdiable inebriety


13 Dec 06 - 06:13 PM (#1908826)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

- a secret known


13 Dec 06 - 06:19 PM (#1908832)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and distributed by


13 Dec 06 - 06:30 PM (#1908843)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

nobody in particular


13 Dec 06 - 06:33 PM (#1908847)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

internet smut chatrooms


13 Dec 06 - 06:59 PM (#1908887)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

to politicians worldwide.


13 Dec 06 - 07:09 PM (#1908901)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

In this corner,


13 Dec 06 - 07:09 PM (#1908902)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Meanwhile,back at


13 Dec 06 - 07:50 PM (#1908945)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

Abu Graib, interrogators


13 Dec 06 - 10:10 PM (#1909016)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

and goddamned bastards


13 Dec 06 - 11:12 PM (#1909049)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

were having fun


14 Dec 06 - 03:34 AM (#1909136)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Calico

fun, fun till


14 Dec 06 - 04:24 AM (#1909158)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

daddy took the


14 Dec 06 - 06:24 AM (#1909231)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

monopoly board away


14 Dec 06 - 06:35 AM (#1909238)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

and flogged them


14 Dec 06 - 06:56 AM (#1909253)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,jOhn

on Ebay, then


14 Dec 06 - 07:16 AM (#1909280)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

he flogged the


14 Dec 06 - 07:16 AM (#1909281)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

the ghost of


14 Dec 06 - 07:26 AM (#1909291)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

MacBeth who haunted


14 Dec 06 - 07:32 AM (#1909297)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

The Merry Wives


14 Dec 06 - 08:17 AM (#1909333)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and pinched their


14 Dec 06 - 09:09 AM (#1909370)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

black leather thongs


14 Dec 06 - 09:11 AM (#1909376)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

delicate assets while


14 Dec 06 - 01:17 PM (#1909561)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

on their bottoms


14 Dec 06 - 01:23 PM (#1909565)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

but useless when


14 Dec 06 - 01:37 PM (#1909572)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

worn backwards causing


14 Dec 06 - 01:48 PM (#1909579)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

slightly awkward circumstances


14 Dec 06 - 02:01 PM (#1909590)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

because tinsel chafes


14 Dec 06 - 02:01 PM (#1909591)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

and driving accidents


14 Dec 06 - 03:16 PM (#1909644)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

especially with reindeer (Enough perversion. Back to Xmas)


14 Dec 06 - 03:27 PM (#1909654)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

claim more lives


14 Dec 06 - 04:07 PM (#1909678)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

than accidents with


14 Dec 06 - 06:01 PM (#1909746)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

vibrating kitchen utensils


14 Dec 06 - 07:00 PM (#1909784)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

because reindeer are


14 Dec 06 - 08:51 PM (#1909867)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

prone to OCD


15 Dec 06 - 05:08 AM (#1910059)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

especially round the


15 Dec 06 - 07:15 AM (#1910126)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

nether regions, which


15 Dec 06 - 07:42 AM (#1910140)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

are exposed to


15 Dec 06 - 07:47 AM (#1910146)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

friendly fire from


15 Dec 06 - 09:33 AM (#1910205)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

Dwarves with bazookas


15 Dec 06 - 09:42 AM (#1910215)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Nevertheless, this Christmas


15 Dec 06 - 09:54 AM (#1910232)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

the 800th. post


15 Dec 06 - 11:02 AM (#1910275)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

will be celebrated


15 Dec 06 - 11:38 AM (#1910304)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

throughout the land


15 Dec 06 - 11:57 AM (#1910321)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

with pomp and


15 Dec 06 - 11:59 AM (#1910323)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

peanut butter, according


15 Dec 06 - 12:06 PM (#1910332)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

to traditional accordian


15 Dec 06 - 01:17 PM (#1910371)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

player associations (ltd)


15 Dec 06 - 01:25 PM (#1910380)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

So squeeze your


15 Dec 06 - 02:47 PM (#1910448)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

chicken as hard


15 Dec 06 - 03:53 PM (#1910491)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

as you like


15 Dec 06 - 03:56 PM (#1910494)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

because there will


15 Dec 06 - 04:11 PM (#1910504)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

be an aftermath


15 Dec 06 - 04:30 PM (#1910516)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

plus foreplay. Elves


15 Dec 06 - 04:50 PM (#1910533)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

nether regions will


15 Dec 06 - 08:45 PM (#1910657)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

be included in


15 Dec 06 - 09:48 PM (#1910674)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

the kielbasa rodeo


15 Dec 06 - 10:11 PM (#1910691)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

where naked banjo


15 Dec 06 - 10:44 PM (#1910724)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

strumming chimpanzees are


15 Dec 06 - 10:51 PM (#1910730)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

running amock,plucking


15 Dec 06 - 11:03 PM (#1910742)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

their eyebrows with


16 Dec 06 - 04:57 AM (#1910850)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

clams. Later on,


16 Dec 06 - 05:21 AM (#1910857)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

Father Christmas will


16 Dec 06 - 08:25 AM (#1910934)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

swing from the


16 Dec 06 - 11:34 AM (#1911055)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

effects of his


16 Dec 06 - 12:59 PM (#1911105)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

drinking too much


16 Dec 06 - 01:49 PM (#1911142)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

meths laced with


16 Dec 06 - 01:55 PM (#1911147)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

creme de menthe


16 Dec 06 - 02:52 PM (#1911190)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

while Mrs. Claus


16 Dec 06 - 06:57 PM (#1911357)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

twiced divorced and


17 Dec 06 - 05:18 AM (#1911572)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

covered in tinsel


17 Dec 06 - 06:03 AM (#1911596)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

top to bottom


17 Dec 06 - 08:04 AM (#1911671)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

will perform a


17 Dec 06 - 01:04 PM (#1911871)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

flying Arkwright over
                                                                                                                                     (Cloggies anybody ?)


17 Dec 06 - 04:54 PM (#1912067)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

the police station


17 Dec 06 - 09:38 PM (#1912280)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

in Omaha, Nebraska


17 Dec 06 - 11:08 PM (#1912303)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

while guzzling mulled


18 Dec 06 - 05:45 AM (#1912448)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

chloroform. Meanwhile, an


18 Dec 06 - 07:58 AM (#1912519)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

advertisment in the


18 Dec 06 - 10:41 AM (#1912650)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

local Job Centre


18 Dec 06 - 12:02 PM (#1912746)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

attracted several elves


18 Dec 06 - 01:44 PM (#1912827)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

a photograph of


18 Dec 06 - 02:56 PM (#1912888)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

2 banjo players


18 Dec 06 - 03:44 PM (#1912927)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

tarred and feathered


18 Dec 06 - 05:15 PM (#1913022)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

debating Einstein's theory


18 Dec 06 - 05:23 PM (#1913032)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

of hot buttered


18 Dec 06 - 10:57 PM (#1913275)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

phlegm and watery


18 Dec 06 - 11:00 PM (#1913278)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

time space continuums


19 Dec 06 - 01:07 AM (#1913323)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

although polar bears


19 Dec 06 - 04:22 AM (#1913376)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

feel the cold


19 Dec 06 - 06:37 AM (#1913433)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

they combat it


19 Dec 06 - 09:10 AM (#1913551)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

in St.Tropez


19 Dec 06 - 09:11 AM (#1913553)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

eating natives that


19 Dec 06 - 09:18 AM (#1913563)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

eat anything snailing


19 Dec 06 - 10:29 AM (#1913650)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

and pointlessly posting


19 Dec 06 - 11:35 AM (#1913738)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

fanmail to reindeer


19 Dec 06 - 11:49 AM (#1913747)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

risking restraining orders


19 Dec 06 - 03:00 PM (#1913962)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

and the wrath


19 Dec 06 - 03:11 PM (#1913976)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

and the sound


19 Dec 06 - 03:19 PM (#1913982)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

of Spaw chanting


19 Dec 06 - 03:19 PM (#1913983)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

and furry slippers


19 Dec 06 - 03:21 PM (#1913987)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

sliding through poop


19 Dec 06 - 03:29 PM (#1913993)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: open mike

deposited by snowmen


19 Dec 06 - 03:30 PM (#1913995)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

but not Santa


19 Dec 06 - 03:41 PM (#1914006)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

because he is


19 Dec 06 - 03:42 PM (#1914009)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

nog-bound and


19 Dec 06 - 06:34 PM (#1914163)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

wearing only mistletoe


19 Dec 06 - 06:46 PM (#1914178)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

which could prove


19 Dec 06 - 06:56 PM (#1914189)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

his innocence, but


19 Dec 06 - 08:09 PM (#1914243)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

for the tell-tale


19 Dec 06 - 08:14 PM (#1914248)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

jingle bell balls


19 Dec 06 - 08:41 PM (#1914267)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and yellow snow


20 Dec 06 - 04:15 AM (#1914471)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

cones. Fortunately, Prancer


20 Dec 06 - 07:20 AM (#1914575)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

was, with a


20 Dec 06 - 08:11 AM (#1914610)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

fart and flourish,


20 Dec 06 - 08:26 AM (#1914622)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

coming like a


20 Dec 06 - 09:15 AM (#1914679)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

horse in heat


20 Dec 06 - 09:16 AM (#1914681)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

drenching Dasher in


20 Dec 06 - 08:53 PM (#1915290)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

aromatic reindeer aftershave


21 Dec 06 - 02:06 AM (#1915432)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

which smelled like


21 Dec 06 - 02:22 AM (#1915436)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Calico

frankincense, myrrh, and


21 Dec 06 - 03:39 AM (#1915460)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

warmed over Guinness


21 Dec 06 - 10:19 AM (#1915738)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

with hint of


21 Dec 06 - 10:24 AM (#1915747)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

nutmeg and Ginger


21 Dec 06 - 10:25 AM (#1915750)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

and Mary Ann


21 Dec 06 - 10:43 AM (#1915772)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scrump

raised her umbrella


21 Dec 06 - 10:50 AM (#1915776)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

with a flourish,


21 Dec 06 - 12:07 PM (#1915841)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and smashed the


21 Dec 06 - 12:25 PM (#1915849)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

overhanging ornamental goose


21 Dec 06 - 01:53 PM (#1915920)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

with her banjo


21 Dec 06 - 01:56 PM (#1915923)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

laughing madly all


21 Dec 06 - 02:37 PM (#1915960)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

because her furry


21 Dec 06 - 03:31 PM (#1915995)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

warm little beaver


21 Dec 06 - 03:53 PM (#1916011)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

was profusely vibrating


21 Dec 06 - 04:18 PM (#1916036)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

his harp strings


21 Dec 06 - 04:20 PM (#1916038)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

playing a tune


21 Dec 06 - 04:31 PM (#1916050)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

on his piccolo


21 Dec 06 - 04:56 PM (#1916078)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

vibrating up his


21 Dec 06 - 05:04 PM (#1916086)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

flushed pink throbbing


21 Dec 06 - 05:05 PM (#1916087)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

SHUT YOUR MOUTH!


21 Dec 06 - 05:06 PM (#1916089)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

I'm talkin' bout Shaft...


21 Dec 06 - 05:23 PM (#1916109)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

disengageing his disproportionate


21 Dec 06 - 09:15 PM (#1916302)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

ego. Fortunately, stockings


21 Dec 06 - 10:03 PM (#1916334)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

turned him on


22 Dec 06 - 02:13 AM (#1916431)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Mercy

when hung by


22 Dec 06 - 05:59 AM (#1916515)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

the knackers from


22 Dec 06 - 06:24 AM (#1916539)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

Rudolf's antlers.

Suddenly...


22 Dec 06 - 07:33 AM (#1916579)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

nothing happened.Then...


22 Dec 06 - 09:10 AM (#1916649)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

the band began


22 Dec 06 - 09:41 AM (#1916667)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

playing "O Tannenbaum


22 Dec 06 - 09:47 AM (#1916672)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scrump

or Red Flag


22 Dec 06 - 12:03 PM (#1916814)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

in March Tempo.


22 Dec 06 - 12:55 PM (#1916853)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

Then the partridge


22 Dec 06 - 01:56 PM (#1916891)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

started to steam


22 Dec 06 - 02:13 PM (#1916898)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and flew away


22 Dec 06 - 02:16 PM (#1916901)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

never to be


22 Dec 06 - 07:14 PM (#1917093)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

caught,plucked,stuffed...


22 Dec 06 - 08:20 PM (#1917131)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

pickled, potted or


22 Dec 06 - 08:32 PM (#1917141)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

poached.

Santa said:


22 Dec 06 - 08:37 PM (#1917147)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

paraded naked,wearing


22 Dec 06 - 08:39 PM (#1917150)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

nothing but a


22 Dec 06 - 08:42 PM (#1917153)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

feather boa,protruding


23 Dec 06 - 02:30 AM (#1917281)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

from the angel's


23 Dec 06 - 06:06 AM (#1917338)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

neatly placed embouchre (?)


23 Dec 06 - 06:21 AM (#1917344)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

much double-tonguing...


23 Dec 06 - 09:11 AM (#1917405)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

"Where can I


23 Dec 06 - 12:20 PM (#1917514)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

find a Furbie?"


23 Dec 06 - 08:27 PM (#1917873)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

The shopkeeper laughed


23 Dec 06 - 08:31 PM (#1917876)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

perhaps unwisely at


23 Dec 06 - 09:45 PM (#1917903)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Santa's dumbass question


24 Dec 06 - 02:51 AM (#1917976)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

but kindly old


24 Dec 06 - 06:27 AM (#1918040)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

Santa smiled, and


24 Dec 06 - 08:35 AM (#1918088)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

aimed his shotgun...


24 Dec 06 - 09:29 AM (#1918106)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

at the shopkeeper's


24 Dec 06 - 09:46 AM (#1918110)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

ring dang do


24 Dec 06 - 09:47 AM (#1918112)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

assorted crushed nuts


24 Dec 06 - 12:20 PM (#1918190)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

tumbled to the


24 Dec 06 - 03:40 PM (#1918301)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

sawdust covered timbers


24 Dec 06 - 08:43 PM (#1918465)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

on Santa's head,


24 Dec 06 - 09:11 PM (#1918476)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

while two turtledoves


24 Dec 06 - 10:52 PM (#1918504)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

were flaming it


24 Dec 06 - 11:42 PM (#1918514)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

lightly over hickory


25 Dec 06 - 04:03 AM (#1918555)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

for serving with


25 Dec 06 - 05:33 AM (#1918573)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Bernard

chips.

A loud


25 Dec 06 - 10:27 AM (#1918660)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

"It's delicious!" cried


25 Dec 06 - 10:39 AM (#1918662)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Calico

the mistletoe-bedecked


25 Dec 06 - 02:11 PM (#1918731)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

but otherwise celibate


25 Dec 06 - 07:11 PM (#1918894)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

from the waist


25 Dec 06 - 07:48 PM (#1918907)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

-coat, reeking of


25 Dec 06 - 11:10 PM (#1918962)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

egnogg priest.

"Beware


25 Dec 06 - 11:27 PM (#1918968)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

the Jabberwock, my


26 Dec 06 - 05:09 AM (#1919029)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

children of the


26 Dec 06 - 06:47 PM (#1919471)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

Night of Regret


26 Dec 06 - 11:34 PM (#1919659)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

But fortunately, Kermit


26 Dec 06 - 11:47 PM (#1919661)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

the aquatically challenged


27 Dec 06 - 12:00 AM (#1919666)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

nasally sealed amphibian


27 Dec 06 - 03:08 AM (#1919731)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

sang off key.


27 Dec 06 - 05:03 AM (#1919746)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Das Rheingold

RECAP (since 12-22-06)


nothing happened. Then the band began playing "O Tannenbaum or Red Flag in March Tempo. Then the partridge started to steam and flew away, never to be caught, plucked, stuffed, pickled, potted or poached. Santa paraded naked ,wearing nothing but a feather boa protruding from the angel's neatly placed embouchre (?), much double-tonguing, said:
"Where can I find a Furbie?"
The shopkeeper laughed, perhaps unwisely, at Santa's dumbass question, but kindly old Santa smiled, and aimed his shotgun at the shopkeeper's ring dang do.   Assorted crushed nuts tumbled to the sawdust covered timbers on Santa's head, while two turtledoves were flaming it lightly over hickory for serving with chips.   A loud "It's delicious!" cried the mistletoe-bedecked but otherwise celibate from the waist-coat, reeking of egnogg priest. "Beware the Jabberwock, my children of the Night of Regret!"   But fortunately, Kermit the aquatically challenged nasally sealed amphibian sang off key.
Frogs cannot sing


27 Dec 06 - 05:30 AM (#1919756)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

although they often


27 Dec 06 - 05:55 AM (#1919764)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: freda underhill

when seeking company


27 Dec 06 - 07:32 AM (#1919783)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

will hum loudly


27 Dec 06 - 08:59 AM (#1919806)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

by rubbing their


27 Dec 06 - 09:22 AM (#1919814)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

stocking clad legs


27 Dec 06 - 09:31 AM (#1919822)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

lovingly against the


27 Dec 06 - 10:15 AM (#1919841)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

private parts of


27 Dec 06 - 10:55 AM (#1919869)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

killer bees who...


27 Dec 06 - 02:18 PM (#1920012)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

made Michael Caine


27 Dec 06 - 03:02 PM (#1920035)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

their bloody Queen


27 Dec 06 - 04:51 PM (#1920085)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Did you know,


27 Dec 06 - 06:31 PM (#1920139)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

not many people


27 Dec 06 - 06:40 PM (#1920147)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

believe that Kwanzaa


27 Dec 06 - 09:49 PM (#1920256)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Calico

is nudists' favorite


27 Dec 06 - 09:59 PM (#1920260)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

holiday because black


27 Dec 06 - 10:08 PM (#1920263)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

is the colour


27 Dec 06 - 10:21 PM (#1920270)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

of my true


27 Dec 06 - 10:24 PM (#1920272)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

love's Labrador retriever


28 Dec 06 - 12:28 AM (#1920330)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

But chestnuts roasting


28 Dec 06 - 02:19 AM (#1920352)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Das Rheingold

RECAP (since 12-22-06)


nothing happened. Then the band began playing "O Tannenbaum or Red Flag in March Tempo. Then the partridge started to steam and flew away, never to be caught, plucked, stuffed, pickled, potted or poached. Santa paraded naked ,wearing nothing but a feather boa protruding from the angel's neatly placed embouchre (?), much double-tonguing, said:
"Where can I find a Furbie?"
The shopkeeper laughed, perhaps unwisely, at Santa's dumbass question, but kindly old Santa smiled, and aimed his shotgun at the shopkeeper's ring dang do.   Assorted crushed nuts tumbled to the sawdust covered timbers on Santa's head, while two turtledoves were flaming it lightly over hickory for serving with chips.   A loud "It's delicious!" cried the mistletoe-bedecked but otherwise celibate from the waist-coat, reeking of egnogg priest. "Beware the Jabberwock, my children of the Night of Regret!"   But fortunately, Kermit the aquatically challenged nasally sealed amphibian sang off key.
Frogs cannot sing, although they often, when seeking company, will hum loudly by rubbing their stocking clad legs lovingly against the private parts of killer bees who made Michael Caine their bloody Queen.   Did you know, not many people believe that Kwanzaa is nudists' favorite holiday, because black is the colour of my true love's Labrador retrieve.   But chestnuts roasting

on the barbie


28 Dec 06 - 05:07 AM (#1920393)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

doll are often


28 Dec 06 - 06:20 AM (#1920413)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

shaped like rugby


28 Dec 06 - 07:06 AM (#1920426)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

players jock straps


28 Dec 06 - 07:54 AM (#1920434)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

which proves that


28 Dec 06 - 12:22 PM (#1920561)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

nothing is ever


28 Dec 06 - 12:57 PM (#1920579)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

what it isn't


28 Dec 06 - 03:17 PM (#1920691)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

Christmas over for


28 Dec 06 - 07:31 PM (#1920891)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

some, but many


28 Dec 06 - 08:00 PM (#1920917)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

don't even bother


28 Dec 06 - 08:41 PM (#1920941)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

to stop carolling


28 Dec 06 - 11:08 PM (#1921041)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

even during sex


29 Dec 06 - 07:37 AM (#1921211)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

while stampeding over


29 Dec 06 - 07:42 AM (#1921212)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

dead bodies of


29 Dec 06 - 07:45 AM (#1921214)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

the January sales


29 Dec 06 - 07:50 AM (#1921217)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: freda underhill

for hot bargains!


29 Dec 06 - 07:57 AM (#1921219)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Santa,now jobless


29 Dec 06 - 08:10 AM (#1921225)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

jumped off the


29 Dec 06 - 08:15 AM (#1921228)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

woman he'd just


29 Dec 06 - 08:32 AM (#1921239)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

lei'd in Maui,


29 Dec 06 - 08:51 AM (#1921252)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and abruptly started


29 Dec 06 - 08:56 AM (#1921256)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

struming his banjo


29 Dec 06 - 10:01 AM (#1921298)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

which incited wailing


29 Dec 06 - 10:10 AM (#1921308)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,mistletoes

and projectile vomit


29 Dec 06 - 10:15 AM (#1921315)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

plus naked elves


29 Dec 06 - 10:16 AM (#1921317)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

furiously pelting children


29 Dec 06 - 10:23 AM (#1921323)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

with rotten tomatoes


29 Dec 06 - 10:35 AM (#1921332)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

dipped in chocolate


29 Dec 06 - 10:45 AM (#1921336)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

Meanwhile, in ANWAR,


29 Dec 06 - 11:51 AM (#1921364)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

a sinister plot


29 Dec 06 - 12:13 PM (#1921378)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

thickened,stirring up


29 Dec 06 - 12:14 PM (#1921379)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

involving 20 elves


29 Dec 06 - 01:28 PM (#1921408)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Sttaw Legend

and harriWatts band


29 Dec 06 - 03:48 PM (#1921505)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

The Dagenham Girlpipers (sorry)


29 Dec 06 - 05:25 PM (#1921588)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

stormed the stage


29 Dec 06 - 06:17 PM (#1921664)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

braless, with tattoos


29 Dec 06 - 06:40 PM (#1921675)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

adorning their muscled


29 Dec 06 - 08:07 PM (#1921753)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

bag-squeezing hands.   Kilts


29 Dec 06 - 08:54 PM (#1921780)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

discarded,flashing their


29 Dec 06 - 10:38 PM (#1921820)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

Green Cards. Dubya


29 Dec 06 - 10:54 PM (#1921831)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

wretched violently and


29 Dec 06 - 11:50 PM (#1921877)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

mispronounced several words


30 Dec 06 - 12:00 AM (#1921883)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Calico

as usual. "Gorgileous!"


30 Dec 06 - 02:03 AM (#1921921)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

drooled the President,


30 Dec 06 - 03:24 AM (#1921945)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

dropping his dummy


30 Dec 06 - 08:41 AM (#1922122)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Tony Blair into


30 Dec 06 - 10:32 AM (#1922197)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

a writhing pit


30 Dec 06 - 10:45 AM (#1922203)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

-bull terrier, which


30 Dec 06 - 11:06 AM (#1922221)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

tonsil-swabbed him


30 Dec 06 - 01:04 PM (#1922312)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and forced large


30 Dec 06 - 01:06 PM (#1922315)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

unidentified objects into


30 Dec 06 - 01:32 PM (#1922337)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

his stocking. Prince


30 Dec 06 - 01:44 PM (#1922346)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

Edward was in


30 Dec 06 - 01:45 PM (#1922351)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

stitches, laughing at


30 Dec 06 - 01:51 PM (#1922357)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Charlie's ears flapping


30 Dec 06 - 02:39 PM (#1922403)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

polishing Camilla's thighs


30 Dec 06 - 02:58 PM (#1922413)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

with organic talking


30 Dec 06 - 04:07 PM (#1922485)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

parrots. Meanwhile, Queen


30 Dec 06 - 04:58 PM (#1922549)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Das Rheingold

(Recap update) nothing happened. Then the band began playing "O Tannenbaum or Red Flag in March Tempo. Then the partridge started to steam and flew away, never to be caught, plucked, stuffed, pickled, potted or poached. Santa paraded naked ,wearing nothing but a feather boa protruding from the angel's neatly placed embouchre (?), much double-tonguing, said:
"Where can I find a Furbie?"
The shopkeeper laughed, perhaps unwisely, at Santa's dumbass question, but kindly old Santa smiled, and aimed his shotgun at the shopkeeper's ring dang do.   Assorted crushed nuts tumbled to the sawdust covered timbers on Santa's head, while two turtledoves were flaming it lightly over hickory for serving with chips.   A loud "It's delicious!" cried the mistletoe-bedecked but otherwise celibate from the waist-coat, reeking of egnogg priest. "Beware the Jabberwock, my children of the Night of Regret!"   But fortunately, Kermit the aquatically challenged nasally sealed amphibian sang off key.
Frogs cannot sing, although they often, when seeking company, will hum loudly by rubbing their stocking clad legs lovingly against the private parts of killer bees who made Michael Caine their bloody Queen.   Did you know, not many people believe that Kwanzaa is nudists' favorite holiday, because black is the colour of my true love's Labrador retriever.   But chestnuts roasting on the barbie doll are often shaped like rugby players' jock straps, which proves that nothing is ever what it isn't.   
Christmas over for some, but many don't even bother to stop carolling, even during sex while stampeding over dead bodies of the January sales for hot bargains!
Santa, now jobless, jumped off the woman he'd just lei'd in Maui and abruptly started struming his banjo, which incited wailing and projectile vomit plus naked elves furiously pelting children with rotten tomatoes dipped in chocolate.
Meanwhile, in ANWAR, a sinister plot thickened, involving 20 elves and harriWatts band stirring up. The Dagenham Girlpipers (sorry) stormed the stage braless, with tattoos adorning their muscled bag-squeezing hands, kilts discarded, flashing their Green Cards.
Dubya retched violently and mispronounced several words as usual. "Gorgileous!" drooled the President, dropping his dummy Tony Blair into a writhing pit-bull terrier, which tonsil-swabbed him and forced large unidentified objects into his stocking.    Prince Edward was in stitches, laughing at Charlie's ears flapping, polishing Camilla's thighs with organic talking parrots. Meanwhile, Queen

Latifa flopped onto


30 Dec 06 - 08:52 PM (#1922744)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

King-Kong, who gave her


30 Dec 06 - 09:52 PM (#1922771)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

a lecture on


30 Dec 06 - 11:21 PM (#1922822)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

not mistreating royalty


31 Dec 06 - 12:21 AM (#1922849)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

during Kwanzaa.

Condoleezza


31 Dec 06 - 10:05 AM (#1923122)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Rice pudding,pouted


31 Dec 06 - 12:05 PM (#1923216)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

because Kwanzaa Claus


31 Dec 06 - 02:56 PM (#1923388)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

no relation to


31 Dec 06 - 03:14 PM (#1923406)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

Claus Bon Bulow,


31 Dec 06 - 03:19 PM (#1923412)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

but Klaus Fuchs


31 Dec 06 - 03:28 PM (#1923424)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

"Klaus fuchs whom?"


01 Jan 07 - 06:23 PM (#1924309)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Cynthia Glovetight Snugfit...


02 Jan 07 - 03:18 PM (#1924985)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

had already visited


02 Jan 07 - 03:30 PM (#1924997)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

great vengeance upon


02 Jan 07 - 04:39 PM (#1925049)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

mudcat members who


03 Jan 07 - 09:08 AM (#1925568)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

refused to post


03 Jan 07 - 09:53 AM (#1925599)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

on THAT thread


03 Jan 07 - 10:31 AM (#1925628)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

- you know, that


03 Jan 07 - 01:18 PM (#1925744)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

one who's subject


03 Jan 07 - 02:09 PM (#1925785)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Jerry Rasmussen

Funny you should say that, Ebbie. As I think I mentioned before in this thread, Ruth likes drinking out of thin china cups and I like mugs. Kinda like Jack Spratt and his wife. I must have at least a dozen mugs, so I'm ready for an invasion of friends. We also have thin china cups and saucers for those of Ruth's persuasion.

We aim to please all..

Jerry


03 Jan 07 - 09:09 PM (#1926077)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

who broke the


03 Jan 07 - 09:19 PM (#1926080)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

record for the


03 Jan 07 - 09:21 PM (#1926082)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

longest missplaced post


03 Jan 07 - 09:25 PM (#1926085)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

in the history


03 Jan 07 - 11:13 PM (#1926163)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

of silly threads.


04 Jan 07 - 12:44 AM (#1926205)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

and composing posts


04 Jan 07 - 09:06 AM (#1926358)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

as opposed to


04 Jan 07 - 09:16 AM (#1926362)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

decomposing posts - eeewwww!


04 Jan 07 - 04:32 PM (#1926724)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

compost heaps,fashionable


04 Jan 07 - 11:53 PM (#1927021)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

in the upper


05 Jan 07 - 12:11 AM (#1927034)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Metchosin

Volga, a region


05 Jan 07 - 11:24 AM (#1927395)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

of inpolite boatmen


05 Jan 07 - 11:29 AM (#1927398)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: freda underhill

singing vulgar boatsongs..


05 Jan 07 - 11:36 AM (#1927403)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

to a balalaika


05 Jan 07 - 11:37 AM (#1927404)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and all that

(well I noticed the last post was 1066)


05 Jan 07 - 11:50 AM (#1927422)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

and the other


05 Jan 07 - 03:49 PM (#1927631)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

was in plentiful


05 Jan 07 - 06:16 PM (#1927761)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

supply, especially as


05 Jan 07 - 07:28 PM (#1927810)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

Uncle Norman Conquest


06 Jan 07 - 08:43 AM (#1928146)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

had recently opened


06 Jan 07 - 09:50 AM (#1928192)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

a few supermarkets


06 Jan 07 - 11:53 AM (#1928309)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

. Tesco's was fucked


06 Jan 07 - 03:12 PM (#1928506)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,NorthernWrites

while subordinate Clauses


06 Jan 07 - 03:33 PM (#1928521)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

danced the polka


06 Jan 07 - 03:34 PM (#1928522)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

with Morris Dancers


06 Jan 07 - 04:29 PM (#1928571)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

who should have


06 Jan 07 - 06:20 PM (#1928653)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

been downsized,delocalised...


06 Jan 07 - 06:49 PM (#1928686)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

castrated and beheaded


06 Jan 07 - 07:09 PM (#1928701)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

... unfortunately, the national


06 Jan 07 - 11:04 PM (#1928851)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

debt eliminated foreign


06 Jan 07 - 11:18 PM (#1928855)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Little Hawk

Absolutely NO snow.


07 Jan 07 - 12:51 AM (#1928889)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

(Tony, not Hank)


07 Jan 07 - 05:07 AM (#1928970)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

I'm confused said


07 Jan 07 - 08:18 AM (#1929044)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

the Queen, biting


07 Jan 07 - 08:21 AM (#1929047)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: freda underhill

into her scones


07 Jan 07 - 12:16 PM (#1929235)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

as jam dripped


07 Jan 07 - 12:52 PM (#1929272)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

over her royal


07 Jan 07 - 02:50 PM (#1929405)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

lips, while singing


07 Jan 07 - 02:56 PM (#1929413)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

The Nun's Chorus


07 Jan 07 - 03:26 PM (#1929430)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

with 120 harlots


07 Jan 07 - 05:07 PM (#1929518)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

and Prince Harry.


07 Jan 07 - 06:22 PM (#1929621)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

Then Al Quaeda


07 Jan 07 - 06:24 PM (#1929623)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

and Al Sharpton


07 Jan 07 - 06:36 PM (#1929635)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

burst into the


07 Jan 07 - 09:14 PM (#1929819)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

room stark naked


07 Jan 07 - 11:28 PM (#1929877)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

except for a


07 Jan 07 - 11:33 PM (#1929879)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Vlad

black leather codpiece


07 Jan 07 - 11:47 PM (#1929890)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

garnished with anchovies.


08 Jan 07 - 12:10 AM (#1929898)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and fluffy lavender


08 Jan 07 - 12:56 AM (#1929911)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Vlad again

bedsocks, impregnated with


08 Jan 07 - 02:05 AM (#1929926)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

impunity by the


08 Jan 07 - 03:46 AM (#1929950)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

Folk Mafia who


08 Jan 07 - 06:11 AM (#1930027)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

keep leaving horses


08 Jan 07 - 06:24 AM (#1930034)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

heads lying about


08 Jan 07 - 06:36 AM (#1930035)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

their whereabouts whilst


08 Jan 07 - 09:23 AM (#1930154)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

Morris dancing on


08 Jan 07 - 10:48 AM (#1930234)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

the run from


08 Jan 07 - 11:01 AM (#1930250)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

The Style Council


08 Jan 07 - 11:26 AM (#1930275)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Isn't everybody?Over


08 Jan 07 - 02:37 PM (#1930482)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

the hills and


08 Jan 07 - 02:40 PM (#1930485)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

under the bridge


08 Jan 07 - 05:33 PM (#1930684)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

(singing:) "to Grandmother's house


09 Jan 07 - 05:33 AM (#1931186)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

with sawed-off banjos


09 Jan 07 - 07:33 AM (#1931244)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

concealed in their


09 Jan 07 - 07:44 AM (#1931252)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

diaphanous,scanty rainmacks


09 Jan 07 - 09:12 AM (#1931311)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

made of thorny


09 Jan 07 - 09:13 AM (#1931315)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

pieces of polystyrene


09 Jan 07 - 09:35 AM (#1931346)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

with zippers,allowing


09 Jan 07 - 03:24 PM (#1931663)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

passions which stood


09 Jan 07 - 05:22 PM (#1931750)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Upright,ridged,ready


09 Jan 07 - 05:28 PM (#1931758)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST

for dark, moist


09 Jan 07 - 05:40 PM (#1931775)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

juicy penetrations into


09 Jan 07 - 06:28 PM (#1931819)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

fresh blackberry jam


09 Jan 07 - 06:33 PM (#1931829)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

in succulent tarts


09 Jan 07 - 06:41 PM (#1931837)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

and cunning stunts


09 Jan 07 - 06:54 PM (#1931849)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

oozing perfumed elixirs


09 Jan 07 - 07:12 PM (#1931860)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

from their dreadlocks.


09 Jan 07 - 07:14 PM (#1931864)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

Meanwhile, back at


09 Jan 07 - 07:47 PM (#1931884)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

abatoir,accordions were


10 Jan 07 - 03:40 AM (#1932075)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

ceremonially burned by


10 Jan 07 - 05:10 AM (#1932113)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

the fire brigade


10 Jan 07 - 05:49 AM (#1932138)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

to make room


10 Jan 07 - 05:57 AM (#1932143)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

for Line Dancing


10 Jan 07 - 06:23 AM (#1932158)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and karaoke, which


10 Jan 07 - 06:29 AM (#1932165)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

is contagious at


10 Jan 07 - 02:52 PM (#1932582)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

hip hop rap


10 Jan 07 - 03:33 PM (#1932603)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

land - the club


10 Jan 07 - 05:08 PM (#1932680)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

sandwich,turkey again,


10 Jan 07 - 06:25 PM (#1932731)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

was devoured by


11 Jan 07 - 12:27 AM (#1932927)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

turkey sandwich devourers


11 Jan 07 - 04:52 AM (#1933017)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

dressed as Morris


11 Jan 07 - 06:04 AM (#1933060)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

dancers impersonating Morris


11 Jan 07 - 06:13 AM (#1933067)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

Dancer's children, such


11 Jan 07 - 06:18 AM (#1933072)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

fiendish tactics can't


11 Jan 07 - 07:16 AM (#1933100)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

be understood by


11 Jan 07 - 07:21 AM (#1933103)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

the Morriss Police


11 Jan 07 - 07:34 AM (#1933112)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

yet are perfectly


11 Jan 07 - 07:46 AM (#1933117)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

alleviated with aspirin


11 Jan 07 - 08:07 AM (#1933131)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and a good


11 Jan 07 - 08:13 AM (#1933138)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

escape route,requiring


11 Jan 07 - 09:09 AM (#1933224)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

wit and cunning


11 Jan 07 - 09:20 AM (#1933241)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

and a huge


11 Jan 07 - 10:05 AM (#1933292)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

talent for deception


11 Jan 07 - 11:47 AM (#1933394)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

, being invisible helps


11 Jan 07 - 12:20 PM (#1933428)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

.INVISIBLE ACCORDION TERRORISTS!!!


11 Jan 07 - 02:55 PM (#1933526)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

who, disguised as















Please don't say musicians !!!!!


11 Jan 07 - 06:14 PM (#1933715)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

invisibly disguised,looking


11 Jan 07 - 06:22 PM (#1933722)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

like their background


11 Jan 07 - 06:23 PM (#1933724)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

musically non-threatening


11 Jan 07 - 06:32 PM (#1933733)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

transparently translucent but


11 Jan 07 - 06:34 PM (#1933737)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

not translucently transparent


11 Jan 07 - 07:06 PM (#1933765)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

depending where you're


11 Jan 07 - 10:41 PM (#1933943)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

sticking your shillelagh.


11 Jan 07 - 11:52 PM (#1933973)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

Water boiled over


12 Jan 07 - 02:53 AM (#1934030)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

from the samovar


12 Jan 07 - 05:19 AM (#1934083)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

into the murky


12 Jan 07 - 05:24 AM (#1934087)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

steamy trousers of


12 Jan 07 - 05:47 AM (#1934097)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

time, which split


12 Jan 07 - 05:51 AM (#1934099)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

the differentials dangling


12 Jan 07 - 05:56 AM (#1934107)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

their participles shamelessly


12 Jan 07 - 06:11 AM (#1934112)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

cavorting to strange


12 Jan 07 - 06:13 AM (#1934115)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and previously unexplored


12 Jan 07 - 06:16 AM (#1934118)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

nether regions,situated


12 Jan 07 - 08:01 AM (#1934195)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

(I knew you were going to say nether regions....)


below several layers


12 Jan 07 - 08:12 AM (#1934204)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

LOL
of kilts,blowing


12 Jan 07 - 10:58 AM (#1934378)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

freely and with


12 Jan 07 - 11:05 AM (#1934386)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

gay aberation considering


13 Jan 07 - 02:12 AM (#1935036)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

Father Damien's inclinations.


13 Jan 07 - 04:48 AM (#1935088)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

towards certain practices


13 Jan 07 - 05:34 AM (#1935113)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

perfected from self


13 Jan 07 - 06:56 AM (#1935149)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

observation and hours


13 Jan 07 - 12:07 PM (#1935291)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

cript creeping,waving


13 Jan 07 - 12:43 PM (#1935315)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Crypt creeping,waving...


13 Jan 07 - 03:54 PM (#1935482)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

the flag of


13 Jan 07 - 08:16 PM (#1935741)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

surrender.Unfortunately,George


13 Jan 07 - 11:37 PM (#1935878)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie

Sand wore trousers


14 Jan 07 - 01:12 AM (#1935934)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

out by rubbing


14 Jan 07 - 05:52 AM (#1936034)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

her shaving kit


14 Jan 07 - 11:59 AM (#1936241)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

up and down


14 Jan 07 - 12:01 PM (#1936244)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Gertrude Stein's upper


14 Jan 07 - 02:14 PM (#1936384)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and lower body


14 Jan 07 - 03:32 PM (#1936461)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

into The Well


14 Jan 07 - 05:26 PM (#1936573)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Of Alice B.Toklas.


14 Jan 07 - 10:46 PM (#1936846)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

stoned on her


15 Jan 07 - 02:20 AM (#1936962)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

high horse while


15 Jan 07 - 03:10 AM (#1936973)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

imitating Lady Godiva


15 Jan 07 - 03:24 AM (#1936979)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

wearing nothing but


15 Jan 07 - 03:53 AM (#1936988)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

a grin from


15 Jan 07 - 08:13 AM (#1937128)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

the Cheshire cat


15 Jan 07 - 09:24 AM (#1937188)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

to cover her


15 Jan 07 - 09:48 AM (#1937218)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

considerable assets, which


15 Jan 07 - 09:53 AM (#1937224)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

when exibited,usually


15 Jan 07 - 10:30 AM (#1937259)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

caused a rise


15 Jan 07 - 10:32 AM (#1937261)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

in the population


15 Jan 07 - 10:41 AM (#1937274)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

of horny goats


15 Jan 07 - 10:45 AM (#1937279)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

shepherds.Cold water


15 Jan 07 - 10:47 AM (#1937282)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

Was often required


15 Jan 07 - 11:34 AM (#1937325)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Vlad the Inhaler

when vampire bats


15 Jan 07 - 11:35 AM (#1937327)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

1900!!!

started sucking on


15 Jan 07 - 12:00 PM (#1937348)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Klaus Kinski's private


15 Jan 07 - 12:45 PM (#1937392)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin

stock of clementines


15 Jan 07 - 01:00 PM (#1937401)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Frug

Clementine purred contentedly


15 Jan 07 - 03:28 PM (#1937499)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

donned wooden boxes


15 Jan 07 - 05:29 PM (#1937641)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

looking like coffins


15 Jan 07 - 06:04 PM (#1937678)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and walked straight


16 Jan 07 - 01:30 AM (#1937933)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

off the edge


16 Jan 07 - 03:20 AM (#1937962)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

of darkness at


16 Jan 07 - 04:39 AM (#1937991)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

noon,flashing headlights


16 Jan 07 - 09:20 AM (#1938184)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

were extremely disorientating


16 Jan 07 - 09:36 AM (#1938201)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

to rabbits wearing


16 Jan 07 - 10:26 AM (#1938253)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

soft contact lenses


16 Jan 07 - 10:55 AM (#1938288)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

while comet gazing


16 Jan 07 - 10:59 AM (#1938291)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

from a great


16 Jan 07 - 11:10 AM (#1938308)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

distance down under


16 Jan 07 - 11:21 AM (#1938323)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

in Sydney's west


16 Jan 07 - 11:40 AM (#1938353)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

side brewery,completely


16 Jan 07 - 12:04 PM (#1938387)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

out of their


16 Jan 07 - 12:11 PM (#1938395)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

pyjamas banging tambourines


16 Jan 07 - 05:22 PM (#1938744)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and moon worshipping


17 Jan 07 - 05:08 AM (#1939171)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

,the judge sentenced


17 Jan 07 - 01:29 PM (#1939621)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

himself in absentia


17 Jan 07 - 01:54 PM (#1939651)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and accidentally declared


17 Jan 07 - 02:31 PM (#1939697)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

that Ned Kelly


17 Jan 07 - 03:05 PM (#1939740)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

wear a bucket


17 Jan 07 - 06:10 PM (#1939909)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

when he visits


18 Jan 07 - 04:52 AM (#1940261)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

The Rolling Stones


20 Jan 07 - 06:38 AM (#1942334)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

. The congregation exploded


20 Jan 07 - 07:29 AM (#1942360)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

with excited indiference


20 Jan 07 - 08:20 PM (#1942920)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

and delicately scattered


20 Jan 07 - 09:27 PM (#1942950)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

unmentionable body parts


21 Jan 07 - 04:26 AM (#1943068)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

to the four


21 Jan 07 - 06:20 AM (#1943109)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

storey meat factory


21 Jan 07 - 07:06 AM (#1943127)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

which made sausages


21 Jan 07 - 07:11 AM (#1943129)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

unfit for animal


21 Jan 07 - 07:30 AM (#1943140)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

lovers, because they


21 Jan 07 - 11:33 AM (#1943264)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

had a hint


21 Jan 07 - 01:32 PM (#1943390)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

that Mad Cow


21 Jan 07 - 03:00 PM (#1943472)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

mrs thatcher was


21 Jan 07 - 03:03 PM (#1943474)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

unfit for animal


21 Jan 07 - 09:42 PM (#1943781)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

consumption, because she


22 Jan 07 - 04:26 AM (#1944013)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

contained venomous substances


22 Jan 07 - 05:53 AM (#1944051)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

disguised as caring


22 Jan 07 - 03:30 PM (#1944642)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

, if slightly overbearing,


22 Jan 07 - 04:59 PM (#1944720)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

and totally peverse,


23 Jan 07 - 08:23 AM (#1945356)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scrump

things. The End.


23 Jan 07 - 09:11 AM (#1945385)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO

of her nose


23 Jan 07 - 02:41 PM (#1945772)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

dripped freely in


23 Jan 07 - 08:36 PM (#1946145)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

the soup kitchens


26 Dec 08 - 12:18 AM (#2524768)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,jOhn

it was nice


26 Dec 08 - 03:06 AM (#2524805)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

The cheese flew


26 Dec 08 - 03:31 PM (#2525103)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

The wind broke


27 Dec 08 - 12:30 PM (#2525594)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: VirginiaTam

into Thunder monkey's


28 Dec 08 - 05:30 AM (#2525925)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Christmas pudding,just


28 Dec 08 - 06:07 PM (#2526230)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Wincing Devil

makes me sick


29 Dec 08 - 06:29 AM (#2526461)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

in my socks


30 Dec 08 - 02:59 AM (#2527182)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

and my duck


30 Dec 08 - 11:53 AM (#2527496)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Amos

and that's that!


30 Dec 08 - 03:56 PM (#2527727)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

That's all she...


30 Dec 08 - 04:00 PM (#2527728)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Amos

had time for.


30 Dec 08 - 04:50 PM (#2527767)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

Dear John, I


30 Dec 08 - 05:27 PM (#2527791)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: maple_leaf_boy

purchased tube socks..........


30 Dec 08 - 05:46 PM (#2527804)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

,wrought iron pyjamas...


30 Dec 08 - 05:56 PM (#2527811)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Amos

and killed you.


30 Dec 08 - 06:06 PM (#2527820)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

I was struck


30 Dec 08 - 06:16 PM (#2527827)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

with an uncontrollable


30 Dec 08 - 06:24 PM (#2527837)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

disinterested light stupor


30 Dec 08 - 06:48 PM (#2527862)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

which rendered me


30 Dec 08 - 06:57 PM (#2527866)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

blissfully jazzed in


30 Dec 08 - 07:03 PM (#2527872)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Amos

WHICH ENDED EVERYTHING!!!!!!!


31 Dec 08 - 01:00 PM (#2528416)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

Or so it


31 Dec 08 - 03:08 PM (#2528529)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

seems, and yet


31 Dec 08 - 03:24 PM (#2528543)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

inexplicably, strange gnomes


01 Jan 09 - 09:48 AM (#2528974)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SPB-Cooperator

who wore yellow


01 Jan 09 - 04:57 PM (#2529252)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter

streaks down their


02 Jan 09 - 06:13 AM (#2529486)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

war-distorted faces


02 Jan 09 - 11:39 PM (#2530210)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

and into thier


03 Jan 09 - 09:14 AM (#2530390)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

golden final years


03 Jan 09 - 09:58 AM (#2530411)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

started rampaging all


03 Jan 09 - 11:30 AM (#2530502)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SPB-Cooperator

through the fifth


03 Jan 09 - 11:53 AM (#2530516)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*

symphony, conducted by


04 Jan 09 - 01:40 AM (#2530979)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Janie

Jim Morrison's ghost.


04 Jan 09 - 04:01 AM (#2531000)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: SPB-Cooperator

eating a large


04 Jan 09 - 07:51 AM (#2531083)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd

picture of Baudelaire


04 Jan 09 - 09:35 PM (#2531735)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Stephen L. Rich

with yellow mustard


04 Jan 09 - 09:48 PM (#2531745)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad

and channeling Bob


04 Jan 09 - 11:38 PM (#2531787)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Janie

who cheerfully remarked


05 Jan 09 - 01:55 AM (#2531818)
Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,jts

Christmas is over!