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BS: Hull Smoking Club

20 Oct 04 - 04:00 AM (#1301436)
Subject: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Paco Rabanne

CARA at MARKET RASEN FOLK CLUB 5TH NOVEMBER.

These chappies are launching their latest CD here that night. Any of you lot want to come along in my trusty Fiat Scud?

Post here if you want to travel in luxury with my goodself.

Ps how do you launch a CD? Surely it would sink? Do they attach little floats and a sail to them?


         Flamenco, the true path!


20 Oct 04 - 04:56 AM (#1301468)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Paco Rabanne

pps: I think it's four quid entry on the 5th


20 Oct 04 - 05:08 AM (#1301480)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Sooz

CDs float, Ted - Don't forget Market Rasen Folk Club is Non-smoking!


20 Oct 04 - 05:32 AM (#1301488)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Paco Rabanne

Not anymore! Cara have promised to smoke pipes on stage during their performance at your club, if us Hullites club together and buy a copy of their CD,


20 Oct 04 - 05:43 AM (#1301495)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Sweetfia

Non-smoking or smoking I think it will be a good place to go to.

What day is the 5th? What time does it start? Would i have to sit in the back with the sheepshit?


20 Oct 04 - 05:58 AM (#1301506)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,Cod Fiddler

"The Sheepshit"! Is that what you call me? Am I really that bad?


20 Oct 04 - 06:01 AM (#1301510)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Oaklet

Please be assured, gentle people that them Cara lads would never be seen abusing themselves with tobacco (or anything else come to think of it). They are pure, wholesome, sensitive and lovely - particularly the fat bloke on the violin, the lovely man who sings and the lovely guitarist.


20 Oct 04 - 06:09 AM (#1301513)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,ossonflags

As much as I support them lovable luggs with the lovable muggs, the no smoking has put me right of.

"Old Holburn" .................the true path.


20 Oct 04 - 07:19 AM (#1301547)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Sttaw Legend

It maybe pertinent to try an organic shag.


20 Oct 04 - 10:50 AM (#1301768)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: s6k

i might come! ill keep posted


21 Oct 04 - 03:43 AM (#1302585)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Paco Rabanne

Hmmm.... Non smoking...... vegetarian left wing librarians.... cardigans.... Shall we just stay in Hull Chaps? oh,

100

by the way!


21 Oct 04 - 04:10 AM (#1302600)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: s6k

69


21 Oct 04 - 06:32 AM (#1302691)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

If smoky people not allowed, then i'm not going.


21 Oct 04 - 06:58 AM (#1302707)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Hand-Pulled Boy

Can't go because of work. Dave will go (SL).


21 Oct 04 - 07:01 AM (#1302711)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,Mingulay

HURRAH Sir jOhn is back.


21 Oct 04 - 10:24 AM (#1302889)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Paco Rabanne

Oh! No Sir jOhn either! Looks like:-

       Rabid loony right-on non-smokers 4
       Normal, nice tax payers          0


    Paella, the true path!


21 Oct 04 - 10:27 AM (#1302892)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Ted-I think we should Form A Hull Smoking Club, and tell Hull Council, that we are a minority disadvantaged group, and they will give us a grant, [for mini bus etc].


21 Oct 04 - 10:37 AM (#1302902)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Paco Rabanne

Brilliant jOhn. Do we have to be rampant poofta's like councillor Inglis though? That could be a bit of a drawback, we would all have to sit their holding hands in The Marlborough club.


21 Oct 04 - 10:57 AM (#1302918)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: s6k

you wouldnt have to, you might get away with it with those nails, as they are but simple folk and dont understand the ways of the true path.

and if we tell them about your pestering of Les for hair tips, im sure that would be enough!


21 Oct 04 - 11:03 AM (#1302925)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: The Beast of Farlington

Hullites

The Blacksmith's Arms at Farlington salutes you! (Not literally, of course, it's just a greeting.I could have said 'greetings' but [shut up. Ed])

We will have a new landlordy and landlady from 1 November and I understand that Wednesday night Folk nights will be safe.

Hope to see you again soon


21 Oct 04 - 11:07 AM (#1302930)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Paco Rabanne

news of a most excellent fancy Beast. We must be about due for another visit to FarTington.


21 Oct 04 - 11:22 AM (#1302948)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Sttaw Legend

Hello Beast

Excellent news - hope they'll have the same start and finish times, and maintain the marvellous camp site!!


21 Oct 04 - 01:49 PM (#1303070)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: s6k

Aye we must be, a pilgramage is surely on the cards


22 Oct 04 - 04:19 AM (#1303640)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,ossonflags

This is indeed good news.I know that the lovely Ben would want some replacing but maybe you could do a little field work here? Hope to see you all real soon.


22 Oct 04 - 11:23 AM (#1303933)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Paco Rabanne

I am toddling off now until monday 3rd November, talk to you all when I get back but how about this for The Smoking club outings:-
      
               wed 3/11/04 - FarTington.
             thurs 4/11/04 - Hull Flock club
               fri 5/11/04 - Market Rasen smoking club to see CARA.
               sun 7/11/04 - Monks Walk flock club
               sun 20/11/04 - Black Boy flock club

       St Bruno, the true path!


22 Oct 04 - 11:28 AM (#1303941)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Punch the orse at High, street, Hull 9pm tonight.
You approached Mr Inglis yet Ted?


22 Oct 04 - 11:30 AM (#1303943)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

I'm not going to Market Raisin.

Samson the true path!


22 Oct 04 - 11:40 AM (#1303951)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Paco Rabanne

Approached him????!!! I've had him!!!!!!!!!


22 Oct 04 - 11:56 AM (#1303963)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

oh.


22 Oct 04 - 12:12 PM (#1303976)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Paul from Hull

Thats a Rough Shag....

Definately NOT the true path.....


22 Oct 04 - 12:57 PM (#1303991)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: s6k

going to see John Mayall at City Hall tonight.

fartington! amazing! can i come! back of the van! finally!


22 Oct 04 - 08:12 PM (#1304328)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: s6k

is smoking allowed?


23 Oct 04 - 08:20 AM (#1304687)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Paul from Hull

I shouldnt go round shouting 'back of the van' too much if I were you!

....& I think Smirking is compulsory, isnt it?


26 Oct 04 - 06:40 AM (#1307432)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: s6k

PS - I think Ted means he is away until MONDAY the 1st November, not bloody wednesday!
the 3rd is wednesday and hopefully farTington!


26 Oct 04 - 10:00 AM (#1307550)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,Skipy

Flamingos, the true path

Skipy I'll get Mingulay's coat


26 Oct 04 - 10:49 AM (#1307613)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,Mingulay

So you're the one who nicked my coat.

Whatever you do don't try to sing in it. There's a hole in the lining that sucks in words and never lets them out again. Doesn't usually happen until line 2, verse 73 on the shorter ballads, just late enough to bugger up the finale.

Gravel, the true path.


26 Oct 04 - 10:49 AM (#1307614)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,The Beast of FarLington

El Ted and Hullites

We have been starting at 8/8.30 since Ben left as the temp landlords shut at 11 plus a bit. I should imagine that the new couple will do the same atleast to start with, so come early, but don't expect to camp overnight just yet. Too bloody cold and wet anyway.

It will be good to see you again.

Bring a seater cos the extractor fan is bust and we don't have a fire on.

The Beast is most displeased


26 Oct 04 - 10:57 AM (#1307623)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Sttaw Legend

Good afternoon Beastos, cant make your shindigg but have fun and keep your cockles warm. I'm sure the new couple will eventually partake in your tried and tested Mission Statement.


26 Oct 04 - 11:26 AM (#1307652)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,Skipy

I'm sorry that I nicked you coat, I'm not normally allowed sharp things.


Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry,forgive me, forgive me,I won't do it again!
Grovel the true path.


26 Oct 04 - 11:40 AM (#1307659)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,The Beast of...oh, you know the rest

The Beast meant bring a 'sweater' not a 'seater'. Typing is difficult with claws.


26 Oct 04 - 11:47 AM (#1307666)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,Mingulay

It's no use pleading Skipy, you're a rotten little pleader.

Stop hijacking threads.

Soft wool, the true scarf.


26 Oct 04 - 12:39 PM (#1307731)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: s6k

ill bring an eskimo jacket


27 Oct 04 - 08:07 AM (#1308525)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Strollin' Johnny

Thank God there are normal people here, who post threads that aren't about that shitty show-biz 'election' farce that the US contingent are all creaming their jeans about.

Keep it up you 'Ullites - we need you here, to bring some sanity to the BS section.

SJ :0) (LOL)


27 Oct 04 - 08:17 AM (#1308527)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Hand-Pulled Boy

Praise for 'ullites. Keep it coming. Any problems just ask. Someone will put you right even if it's biased towards Hull and it's wonderful people!


27 Oct 04 - 08:52 AM (#1308562)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,Skipy

rutaceae citrus sinensis the only true pith

Skipy


27 Oct 04 - 09:01 AM (#1308574)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,Mingulay

To be fair to our brethren on the wrong side of the pond, the forthcoming election or chad identification and deciphering competition as it really is, is of some import to many of the rebel colonists. Not only that, but lest we forget, this is an American hosted site. Therefore, there are bound to be threads concerning the activities of the various political amoeba. All you have to do is not open any of them. They are unlikely to confuse Arkansas with 'Ull (I think), whatever Arkansas is when at home.

Apart from anything else they would not be able to understand the average 'Ullite if engaged in conversation. The written word (even Sir jOhns) belies the dialect. Spurn(!) this election.

Local government, repairers of the true path.


27 Oct 04 - 09:44 AM (#1308606)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,Skipy

What is PATH?

Partnership Action on Tobacco and Health (PATH) is an initiative that aims to increase the number of people that successfully stop smoking in Scotland. Funded by the Scottish Executive, PATH was developed to support the implementation of policies outlined in the Government's 1998 White Paper Smoking Kills, and subsequent policy documents. PATH will, with key partners, develop and roll out best practice across key areas of training, data collection, evaluation, prevention and cessation.

On this thread surely the ONLY true path!

Skipy - just nipping out for a fag (u/k that is)!


27 Oct 04 - 09:57 AM (#1308615)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,Mingulay

What you been smoking Skipy?

With your antecedents, can't be sure what sort of fag you mean.


27 Oct 04 - 10:03 AM (#1308621)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,Skipy

Hence the "u/k" bit e.g. cigarette

Skipy


27 Oct 04 - 10:43 AM (#1308653)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,Mingulay

One has to be so careful these days.

Do the other sort of fag come filter tipped?


27 Oct 04 - 11:19 AM (#1308690)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,Skipy

anagrams of filter tipped:-

dipper felt it
field pert tip
field prep tit
peril deft pit
peter lift dip
petri felt dip
petri fled tip
pride felt tip

Skipy


01 Nov 04 - 03:22 AM (#1312826)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: s6k

REFRESH


01 Nov 04 - 06:50 AM (#1312918)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Paco Rabanne

Gordon Bennett!! I bugger off for a week, and when I return I find you are all talking complete bollocks! Shape up, you are not taking mudcat seriously enough!

          Flamenco, the true path!


01 Nov 04 - 06:56 AM (#1312922)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: s6k

Hello Ted, is FarTington still on for wednesday?
if so shall i go to chants ave or shall i go to football heads house?
whichever is easier for you.
have peace


01 Nov 04 - 06:58 AM (#1312923)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,Mingulay

Have you been practising flamenco with Gordon Bennett then Ted?

WARNING! Do not play castanets below the Plimsoll Line unless wearing protection.

Just how long is this path?


01 Nov 04 - 07:01 AM (#1312929)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: s6k

as long as a piece of long string


01 Nov 04 - 08:44 AM (#1312986)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,Skipy

Howlong is a tiny settlement near Bungowannah in New South Wales!

Skipy


01 Nov 04 - 09:17 AM (#1313021)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Sttaw Legend

6


01 Nov 04 - 09:21 AM (#1313025)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Paco Rabanne

100.


01 Nov 04 - 09:55 AM (#1313055)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,Mingulay

I had a tiny settlement once. I shall not elucidate further.

How wide is the path then?


01 Nov 04 - 10:30 AM (#1313098)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: s6k

69


01 Nov 04 - 12:38 PM (#1313252)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Nick

Are you still planning on visiting Wednesday, Ted?


01 Nov 04 - 01:10 PM (#1313293)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: s6k

its off now for weds Nick, i'm sure ted will let you know why


01 Nov 04 - 01:37 PM (#1313316)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Les from Hull

In Hull a true path is a tenfoot.


01 Nov 04 - 02:40 PM (#1313375)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Sooz

eightfoot


01 Nov 04 - 02:58 PM (#1313400)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Hand-Pulled Boy

Or a back-alley, but definately a ten-foot. Good luck with the rest of the thread Ted.


02 Nov 04 - 03:26 AM (#1313901)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Paco Rabanne

Yo Nick,
                         Just sent you a PM. we will have to go another week chuck. All will be revealed!


02 Nov 04 - 03:50 AM (#1313913)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Sttaw Legend

"All will be revealed!"

Ted you'll have to stop revealing yourself it's costing you a fortune in court.


02 Nov 04 - 03:57 AM (#1313920)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Sttaw Legend

69


02 Nov 04 - 03:59 AM (#1313921)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,Mingulay

He will stop soon, it's going to be a cold winter in the northlands this year. Nothing worse than frost on the appendage!

Is the path Imperial or Metric?


02 Nov 04 - 04:45 AM (#1313937)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,Skipy

anything that exists in 3d space is both imperial & metric.

Skipy


02 Nov 04 - 04:51 AM (#1313942)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,Mingulay

'Ello Skipy. Wot you doing up this early?

'Ull must be cheap to live in if space only costs 3 old pence!


02 Nov 04 - 05:14 AM (#1313955)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: GUEST,Skipy

Space the final frontier & true path.

Skipy


02 Nov 04 - 06:31 AM (#1313979)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Nick

Now why does this thread remind me of a Sex Pistols album? Hope you're better soon Ted.


02 Nov 04 - 12:04 PM (#1314221)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Paco Rabanne

Nick,
    You nearly gave the game away there! At least you didn't use the "testicle" word, so I think we have got away with it!

Flamenco, the true path! In green!


02 Nov 04 - 12:06 PM (#1314224)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: The Beast of Farlington

The Beast is disappointed




















But he thinks he can live with it


02 Nov 04 - 12:13 PM (#1314233)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: Nick

"Better Live than Dead" I was thinking of - whatever did YOU mean?


03 Nov 04 - 06:42 AM (#1315003)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: ossonflags

Wot time yer go'in on friday, Ted? And will yer pick me up?


03 Nov 04 - 03:28 PM (#1315575)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Smoking Club
From: skipy

wait on the true path

Skipy