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Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)

29 Jun 03 - 11:39 PM (#974436)
Subject: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,.gargoyle

From Dayton Ohio - circa May, 2003.

    I Love You


    The Barney Song

I love you,
You love me,
Barney gave me H.I.V.

With a hug, and a kiss,
And a little bit more,
I got AIDS from a dinosaur

Sincerely,
Gargoyle


30 Jun 03 - 05:54 PM (#974671)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,Martin Gibson

Have to ask, on that "little bit more", who's walking funnier, you or Barney?


30 Jun 03 - 09:06 PM (#974801)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: EBarnacle1

Be ashamed. Be very ashamed.


30 Jun 03 - 09:25 PM (#974812)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: LilyFestre

Similar...not quite as bad though........

I love you
You love me
Ho~mo~sex~u~al~i~ty
People think
We're just friends
But we're really
Lesbians!!!!!!

*Laughing*

Lily =^..^=


30 Jun 03 - 10:21 PM (#974831)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,Martin Gibson

Lily:

Thanks for the laugh.

EBarnacle:

I'm not.


30 Jun 03 - 11:25 PM (#974855)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,.gargoyle

Lilly - in the interest of scholarship

Where and when did the song come from? (date/location you heard it)

Sincerely,
Gargoyle


30 Jun 03 - 11:40 PM (#974857)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: LadyJean

All of these, and many that are worse can be found in Josepha Sherman's "Greasey Grimey Gopher Guts". Which I reccomend.


01 Jul 03 - 12:15 AM (#974870)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,.gargoyle

A quick web-search reveals that the little Barney ditty was not new to Ohio 2003.




"I hate you, you hate me,

Barney gave me HIV.


(First-grader's parody of Barney theme song)"



"...no self-respecting second-grader will admit to liking Barney ("He's too childish" was the response of first-graders I talked to at the University of Chicago's Laboratory School.)"
Mitchell, W.J.T., The Last Dinosaur Book-The Life and Times of a Cultural Icon
Chapter 37 "Why Children Hate Dinosaurs" University of Chicago Press. © 1998 Excerpted from page 230-35.


Or here is a collection from etext.org Copyright 1994 PPiC -Phose Phree -N- iNNER CIRCLE
(Note the 2 Nodes Ringdown :14.4/1.5Gigs)





I hate Barney
Barney hates me
Let's tie Barney to a tree
Hold an Uzi up to his head
Pull the trigger, oops, he's dead.



I love Barney, Barney hates me
Barney gave me HIV
With lots of shots
And a condom every day
Don't you know that Barney's gay



I hate Barney
Barney hates me
Go tie Barney to a tree
With a great big gun and an arrow through the head
Aren't you glad that Barney's dead



I watch Barney every night       {I invented this one. Don't go taking credit}
Barney is the Antichrist
With a 666 tattooed on his dick
Damn that Barney sure is sick



I hate Barney
Barney hates me
I shot Barney in the knee
THen I shot him in the head and he fell to the floor.
No more purple dinosaur!



Sincerely,

Gargoyle


01 Jul 03 - 07:41 PM (#974878)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,Melani

My daughter's version from Girl Scout camp:

I love you, you love me,
Together we can kill Barney;
With a great big shotgun
We'll blow him through the door--
No more stupid dinosaur!


01 Jul 03 - 09:00 PM (#974896)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: hobbitwoman

My son's version from college was much simpler:

"Kill the dino, kill the dino, kill the dino!!"

Yes, his college career was short-lived.

Annie


02 Jul 03 - 07:12 AM (#975045)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: LilyFestre

Hmmm...when did I first hear the parody? Actually, I believe my high school girlfriend's and I were singing that and giggling before Barney came around...say 1983ish? It would be interesting to know when the I Love You song came about.........

Lily


02 Jul 03 - 07:15 AM (#975046)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: LilyFestre

When and where did I first encounter the parody? Actually, I first remember singing this song in the library at school with my highschool girlfriends long before I ever heard of Barney....say 1983ish. Any information on when the I Love You song came about???

As for second graders vehemently disliking Barney, I'd like to add that I've heard children as young as 3-4 years old exclaim, "I don't like Barney...he's CREEPY!"   LOL...out of the mouth of babes!   :)

Lily =^..^=


15 Nov 08 - 02:34 PM (#2494686)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST

I love you.
You love me,
Barney gave me H.I.V
It started with a hug,
But Barney wanted more.
I got raped By a purple dinosaur!!!!!!


20 Nov 08 - 02:30 AM (#2498206)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,chavi

i love you
you love me
barney gave me H.I.V
it started with a hug
but barney wanted more
i got raped by a purple dinosaur


06 Dec 08 - 12:26 AM (#2509175)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I hate you
From: GUEST

I hate you
you hate me
lets get together and destroy barney
you get the gas
and ill get a match
we will stick it right up barneys ass


11 Feb 09 - 03:21 AM (#2563541)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,GUESTTTT

I hate you
you hate my
Tinky-winky shot Dipsy.
Lots of bullets to the head.
Go tell Lala dispsies dead.

Theres more to the song but im not sure where to find it..


12 Feb 09 - 10:18 PM (#2565577)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,Me

I love you
you love me
lets get together
and
kill barney with blood on the door
and
barney on the floor
No more purple dinosaur


14 Feb 09 - 06:17 PM (#2567061)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,Wicked

I love you
you love me
with a gun
and a bloody nose
let's stick it right up barney's anal hole


26 Feb 09 - 07:13 PM (#2576827)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST

I love you
you love me
crack cocaine and ecstacy
with a sniff sniff here
and a sniff sniff there
now im in intensive care


07 Mar 09 - 06:02 AM (#2583164)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,Me

Hey i got this one off my fwnd

I hate you
you hate me

lets go out and kill bar-ney
with a big shot gun we'll shoot him on the floor

sorry kids no more fun
i shot barney up the bum
with a big shot gun we shot him on the floor

no more purple dinosour!!


08 Mar 09 - 12:54 AM (#2583677)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST

i love you
you love me
let's get together
and kill barney
with a knife in his head
and a gun shot too
let's tell mommy barney's dead (aint you glad barney's dead?) so many different ways to sing this song, it's hysterical.


09 Mar 09 - 09:51 PM (#2585238)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,jason

this one is awsome....
   

    I hate u u hate me
   lets get together and kill barney
i'll get the gas u get the flamethrower
lets go blow up barneys ass!!!!


11 Mar 09 - 05:31 PM (#2586666)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Aaronique and Cousins

I HATE U, U LOVE ME BARN-NEY GAVE ME H.I.V WITH A KNIFE UP HIS PUSSY , AND HE RAPED ME LETS GET TOGETHER AND KILL BARN-NEY.


14 Mar 09 - 05:23 PM (#2588937)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Thomas

Heres mine xD.

I hate you
You hate me
Lets get together to kill barney
With a baseball bat and a four by four
No more purple dinosaur!


16 Mar 09 - 10:39 AM (#2590055)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,djttj

i-hate-you
you-hate-me
lets-get-together-and-kill-barney
with-a-great-big-gun-and-a-bullet-to-the-head
sorry-kids-but-barney's-dead


16 Mar 09 - 02:07 PM (#2590260)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Waffle maker.

I hate you
You hate me
Lets get together and kill barney
With an M44
And barney on the floor
No more purple dinosaur


16 Mar 09 - 04:07 PM (#2590371)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,borgieee

i love you
you love me
barney gave me HIV
so i kicked him in the balls
and shot him in the head
now that purple bastards dead

my versionn LOL

xx


26 Mar 09 - 09:57 PM (#2598247)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST

I hate you
You hate me
Let all go and kill barney
Whith a bebe gun
and a bullet to the head
your free kids cause barney's dead


23 Apr 09 - 11:15 PM (#2617469)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parod
From: GUEST

i hate you
you hate me
lets get together and kill barney
with a knife in his back
and a sniper in his nose
pull the trigger and up he goes


30 Apr 09 - 11:15 AM (#2621944)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,aimsjdkdj

i hate u u hate me u went and gave me hiv so i puched u in the balls and hit u in the head sorry children barneys dead


08 May 09 - 02:28 PM (#2627232)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,randommm

I hate you
You hate me
Barney Gave me HIV
Its started on the bed
Then it moved to the floor
I got raped by a dinosaur!

XD


14 May 09 - 09:36 PM (#2632161)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,SAMJ

I love u
you love me
barney touch me sexually
it started with a kiss
but he wanted more
i got raped by a dinosaur


14 May 09 - 11:13 PM (#2632211)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: Bill D

......I see we are being 'favored' by kids who can't be bothered with capitals or punctuation.
   Google has a lot to answer for.


15 May 09 - 07:28 AM (#2632403)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,mcmaner

i love u , u love me,
barney gave me hiv,
so i kicked him in the balls,
and shot him in the head,
now the purple bastards DEAD!


17 May 09 - 02:07 AM (#2633669)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parod
From: GUEST,....

I love you,
You love me,
Lets go out and kill Barney

With a death bomb,
Bang, Boom,
Barney's on the floor
No-more stupid dinosaur


30 May 09 - 01:28 PM (#2644247)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,YOURMOTHER

I LOVE YOU
YOU LOVE ME
WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY
WITH A GREAT BIG HUG
AND A KISS FROM ME TO YOU
WON'T YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME TOO


02 Jun 09 - 05:38 AM (#2646260)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: Muttley

I love you
You love me
Barney gave me HIV
So I picked up a gun and shot him in the head
Fuckin' great, now Barney's dead!

My daughter taught that to her little brother who proudly got up in kinder and sang it to has class and (horrified) teachers! That little boy is now 17!


04 Jun 09 - 03:58 PM (#2648465)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Nevite

I love you
You love me
Lets get together and kill Barney
With a M-16 and a 4 by 4
No more purple dinosaur.


06 Jun 09 - 07:38 AM (#2649821)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Molly

I've got one

I love barney barney loves me
Barney gave me HIV
I gave him a kiss
But he wanted more
I got raped by a dinosaur

My friends made it up


13 Jun 09 - 02:05 PM (#2655679)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Maryrosakk

Here's one that i just made up:

I Love You,
You Love Me,
there are Aids we can give Barney,
with a slip on his dick, and a fake condom,
the force is not very strong with this one.


13 Jun 09 - 07:43 PM (#2655856)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: kendall

Someone sent me an e mail with Barney singing, I love you you love me etc. then three gunshots and a little voice yells "Shut the fuck up"!


18 Jun 09 - 06:46 PM (#2659810)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,BARNEYSUCKS!!!!!!

I love you, you love me
Let's get together and kill barney
With a baseball bat and a 4 by 4
No more purple dinosaur!(this one's like really old, but i find it funny... God only fucking knows the fuck y!)


19 Jun 09 - 02:25 PM (#2660363)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST

I love you,
You tolerate me,
Let's fix Barney in the first degree!
We'll lobotomize his purple skull,
So at least we'll know why Barney's so dull...


19 Jun 09 - 02:27 PM (#2660365)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,TJ in San Diego

Mea Culpa;
T'was my previous entry and I'm so ashamed...


16 Jul 09 - 04:35 AM (#2681242)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,helena

I hate you
You hate me
togethe we can kill barney
With a baseball bat and a four by four
No more purple dinosaur!


21 Jul 09 - 01:24 PM (#2684585)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Annie

Let's sing in MY version.

I hate you,
You hate me,
Let's all start a world war 3
With a shotgun bomb and barney on the floor
No more purple dinosaur.


22 Jul 09 - 01:28 PM (#2685382)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Me

I hate you you hate me spongebob gave us hiv
So I kicked him in the bulls and shot him in the head
Now that yellow bastards dead


31 Jul 09 - 06:51 AM (#2690940)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST

i hate u u hate me lets get together an kill barny
with a bit of glass, shuve up his ass, never seen barny
run so fast


31 Jul 09 - 07:56 PM (#2691340)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: Joe Offer

And the hits keep right on a-comin'...


10 Aug 09 - 11:01 AM (#2696982)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Dan

I Hate You You Hate bobby gave me HIV So I Kicked him in the balls and shot him in head yay mummy and daddy bobbys dead


11 Aug 09 - 02:27 AM (#2697489)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Ruby

i love you
you love me
lets gay up on bar-na-ey
with a shot gun
bang bang
barneys on the floor
no moor stupid dinisaw


15 Aug 09 - 03:46 AM (#2700750)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Forrest Devol

god damn these suck ass. you give me hiv you sonomabitch, and i will rape your children. ima beat your ass you goddamn purple hermaphrodite or my name isnt forrest Yancy Devol. i gots one for you sons of bitches...

I Love You
You Love Me
Forrest Just Raped Bar-ney
With A Slap
And A Yelp
And A Sore Ass Hole
Forrests' Pecker Barney Will Blow!!!!


15 Aug 09 - 03:53 AM (#2700753)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,joe mark anthony mello

I don't know what the hell is wrong with you guys man, I love barney y'all need to grow up man, I'm gonna show you how I feel about barney man


I love him
he loves me
barney took my virginity
with a wince and yelp
i took his purple cock
now i'm in love with Bar-ney


15 Aug 09 - 04:05 AM (#2700759)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Max Bates

I Hate Forrest
Forrest Loves Me
Lets Give Forrest Herpes
With My Foot Up His Ass
And My 9 To His Head
Max Just Made Forrests' Register Turn Red

Fuck You Forrest! You Gave Me HIV you gray haired, moustached, medium rare steak eatin, panty wearing Fagot ass bitch?!?!?!?!

ITS OVER!!! YOURE DEAD AND YOURE FIRED!!!


15 Aug 09 - 04:11 AM (#2700763)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Lacy Capes

I Love You
You Love Me
Barney ate my Roast Beef
With a side of curly fries
and a fresh Cream Pie
Barney Made Me fuckin Cry

I have a pussy that looks like Arbys Roast Beef and Barney ate it then came in my pussy and made me cry cuz he got me pregnant. at least barney had a big dick and not a little pinky pecker like Joe Mello. god it was soo small!


15 Aug 09 - 04:14 AM (#2700765)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: Joe Offer

If I were Barney, I'd be afraid.
I'd be very afraid...


21 Aug 09 - 08:41 AM (#2705370)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,billy

I love barney he's a great big fag like me, I way about 300 lbs like him, me and barney are soul mates


29 Aug 09 - 11:43 PM (#2711899)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: Bill D

So...what IS folk, anyway?


01 Sep 09 - 06:09 PM (#2714055)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST

OMG! Leave Barney alone! >:(

You abuse him too much.

Oh, by the way ... he's my mate.

>:) A very good one ... unlike yous!


- Loopeehhh,


P.S. Nice songs x]

Bye?! xx


02 Sep 09 - 07:55 AM (#2714456)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: and e

The earliest I have found for a variant of this rhyme is 1964

Ten vital Jewish issues‎ - Page 155
by William Berkowitz - History - 1964 - 268 pages

The variant is "I love you, you love me, we are all one happy family."   There is no indication that this is sung.


03 Sep 09 - 01:07 PM (#2715516)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST

The rhyme "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family" is documented as being sung in Mel Torme's 1974 biographical book _The Other Side of the Rainbow_. See here:

        
The Other Side of the Rainbow: With Judy Garland on the Dawn Patrol‎ - Page 148
by Mel Tormé - Music - 1974 - 241 pages
She was entranced by the theme song, "I love you, you love me, we're a happy
family ..." Every once in a while Jessi would sing along: ". . . owe you . ...


No tune is indicated. Date of the song being sung is not decernable from the snippet.


04 Sep 09 - 07:35 AM (#2716041)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST

The Mel Torme book discusses the Judy Garland show which aired 1963 to 1964.


04 Sep 09 - 09:29 AM (#2716090)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: Azizi

Thank you, and e - 02 Sep 09 - 07:55 AM, GUEST 03 Sep 09 - 01:07, and GUEST 04 Sep 09 - 07:35 AM for your comments.

The information that you posted is interesting from a folkloric standpoint.   

It's probably unlikely that there can be an unmoderated online folkloric discussion about Barney and his "I Love You" song without people posting bawdy parodies of that song.

**

For the record (no pun intended), Barney's "I Love You" song uses the "This Old Man" (Knick-Knack Paddywhack) tune.


04 Sep 09 - 09:38 AM (#2716098)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: Azizi

Here's some information about "Barney & His Friends" for those who may not be familiar with this television show/character:


"Barney is a big purple Tyrannosaurus Rex with human-like qualities and abilities whom preschoolers love and some parents tend to merely tolerate. Barney promotes learning through his completely optimistic attitude and loving nature, cavorting about singing children's songs on a U. S. children's show, Barney & Friends. Children find Barney lovable, friendly and accepting. He made his television debut on PBS in 1992 in the children's television show titled "Barney & Friends". The character is tremendously popular among preschool children, entertaining with song and lessons in kindness. Originally airing in 1987, the Barney and Friends television show was aimed directly at the pre-school audience...

Barney's best-known song is the much-spoofed sing along "I Love You, You Love Me," which epitomizes the show's simple, gentle approach."

http://wikiparenting.parentsconnect.com/wiki/Barney_And_Friends

**
Here's a link to a YouTube video of Barney singing "I Love You":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZZivl5iKCo

**

Here's an excerpt of the spoken introduction that Barney gave before sining that "I Love You" song:

"Big or little, you're all wonderful just the way you are."


04 Sep 09 - 10:26 AM (#2716127)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: Azizi

Why do people hate Barney so much?

Since the "Barney & Friends: show focuses on pre-school age children, one reason that older children could have for rejecting Barney is to demonstrate that they are older and therefore are far beyond such childish programming.

But the viewer comments for YouTube videos such as this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZZivl5iKCo as well as the parodies of Barney's "I Love You" song on this discussion thread document that there's much more going on here than older children proving that they have outgrown Barney.

I admit that I actually read all of the 2,170 comments to date for that "I Love You" video.

What I find most troubling to me was that so many people who loved to hate Barney indicated that he is gay and/or that he is a pedophile. Unfortunately, it appears that a number of people making those assertions inaccurately still connect being homosexual with being a pedophile. In my opinion, these aseertions about Barney the dinosaur being gay and Barney the dinosaur being a pedophile being coupled with the "Let's kill Barney" meme can have very dangerous consequences. This is particularly worrisome in light of the increases in physical attacks on homosexuals and lesbians worldwide that have been reported for decades.

I'm not sure what if anything can be done about these Barney parodies and what if anything can be done about the venom directed towards Barney the purple dinosuar. Actually, I don't give a fig about the Barney character. My concern is directed to those who haters of Barney the dinosour might target in the real world.

For what it's worth, I strongly believe that people should be more aware of the possible implications and the possible consequences of this "I love to hate Barney the purple dinosaur" phenomenon.



Azizi Powell


14 Sep 09 - 08:48 PM (#2723784)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,rylane

A B C D E F G

WHY IS BARNEY ON TV


STICK A RIFLE UP HIS NOSE


PULL THE TRIGGER


THERE IT GOES


PENCIL PENCIL IN HIS EYE


OH MY GOD BARNIE DIED


23 Sep 09 - 02:13 AM (#2729379)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST

I hate you,
you hate me,
lets make up and kill dispey,
with 20 bullets in his head,
sorry lala, dipseys dead.

lala cried,
lala died,
po just commited suicide,
tinky winky crashed the plane,
Teletubbies are insane !!


20 Oct 09 - 06:38 AM (#2748569)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,The Chosen One

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
! I HAVE ONE !


! I Love You !
! You Love Me !
! Let's Go Out And Kill Barney !
! With A Big Shotgun !
! Shoot Barney On The Floor !
! No More Purple Dinosaur !

! ! ! !


29 Oct 09 - 11:20 PM (#2755415)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,betty b

I HATE YOU YOU HATE ME I STUCK BARNEY UP A TREE WITH A BING BANG GUN I SHOT HIM THE HEAD SORRY KIDS BUT BARNEYS DEAD


05 Nov 09 - 10:55 AM (#2760143)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,LoLoL

I hate you
You hate me
Let's get together
And kill Barney
With a great big Gun
And a Bullet in his Head
Now we know that Barney's dead

-LoLoLoL-


06 Nov 09 - 04:17 AM (#2760652)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parod
From: GUEST,angelzroxz

My Fav:

I Love You
You Love Me
Barney Gave Me H.I.V
So I Kicked Him In The Balls
And I Shot Him In The Head
Now The Purple Bastards Dead!


25 Nov 09 - 06:14 PM (#2773746)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,GUEST

I hate you,hate me lets team up and kill barney with with a big fat knife and a bullet in his head...sorry kids but barneys dead

extra:(Main theme of barney) Barney is a dinosaur that's in my imagination..very fat and full of crap that's in his dino nation. everyday he comes to play.but i do not like it.he will rape me day and night if i do not fight it!


05 Dec 09 - 06:35 AM (#2781196)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST

i hate you
you hate me
barney gave me HIV


07 Dec 09 - 02:19 PM (#2783083)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Becky

This version was popular when I was in middle school (1991-1994):
I love you
You love me
Now we both have HIV
You threw up
And I got sick
All because I sucked your dick!


08 Dec 09 - 10:40 AM (#2783744)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,seth in Olympia

All my grand kids and kids of a particular generation(born after 1987) just couldn't get enough of Mr. B when they were toddlers. Whatever they are sending out,those kids were in LUV with Barney. Later,they completely rejected Barney and the idea that they loved that show was a source of great shame and distress. My daughter (now twenty-five) said " It's all about toilet training and other early childhood stuff. Barney helps you through that time. No kid in first or second grade wants to be be reminded of what a short time has passed from toddler to to first grade."
All my 5 kids are adopted. When asked in first grade how Barney, a transgendered T-rex ,could have a sister who is a completely different species, my daughter announced to her classmates " There all adopted!"
Barney, and everything connected with Mr. B. is a regular topic of conversation at my house. I grew up with a ventriloquist on the radio, so what do I know?
seth


08 Dec 09 - 06:13 PM (#2784134)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,seth in Olympia

one more thing about Barney: greatest toilet trainer EVAH! My daughter promised her daughter some Barney underwear if she could learn use the toilet/ Granddaughter trained herself in about fifteen minutes. Later we went to a public celebration in a park, and she flashed everyone she could see with those rockin' panties. I think that she would have pulled a steam locomotive across the park with a rope in her teeth to get 'em.
So, whoever came up with "Barney", thanks for that!
seth from Olympia


08 Dec 09 - 11:45 PM (#2784356)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parod
From: GUEST

To:GUEST Seth in in Olmpia



Your evaluation of age and time is "right on."



The wonder of aging is...the progression.

The two years from age 4 to 6 is 50% of the time lived/experienced.

The life experience of twenty years from 40 to 60 is the same.

Given that frame .... a five-minute-time-out....is equal to...


01 Jan 10 - 10:42 AM (#2800773)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,xxnight_tigerxx

hey guys i made several ones up i hope you like them

~i hate you
you hate me
why is barney on his knee
with a long as whip and a shiny metal gun
WOAH THAT LOOKS LIKE A TON OF FUN

~I hate you
you hate me
together we will slash barney
with a peice of glass then
shove it up his ass
yay! barnies dead atlast

~ i hate you
you hate me
did you know barney fucked me
with a hug then a kiss
then a giant OH NO
YOU JUST KILLED THE PURPLE HOBO


11 Mar 10 - 09:42 PM (#2862290)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,me

i hate you, you hate me, barney gave me H.I.V, it started with a hug but barney wanted more, stupid purple dinosaur


13 Mar 10 - 12:10 PM (#2863426)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST

Itsss
I love you, you love me
We tied dipsy to a tree;
Tinky winky came along and shot him in the head
Sorry lala dispys dead.


19 Mar 10 - 12:08 AM (#2867380)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Lalala girl

I love you
You love me
Barney gave me HIV
It started on the bed
Then itmoved to the floor
I got raped by a dinosaur!


20 Mar 10 - 12:12 AM (#2867978)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: LadyJean

Courtesy of a young lady who used to sing this at Pensic:

This old man he played one. He shot Barney with a gun, with anick nack paddy wack give the dog a bone. Barney goes a rolling home.

This old man, he played two. He stabbed Barney through and through.

This old man, he played three. He hung Barney from a tree.

This old man, he played four. Barney's going out the door.

This old man, he played five. Barney will not long survive.

This old man, he played six. Barney crosses Rive Styx.

This old man, he played seven. Barney's going up to heaven.

This old man, he played eithg. Barney's up at Heaven's gate.

This old man, he played nine. Barney's going down the line.

This old man, he played ten. Barney's in the devil's den.

And from Jo. Sherman's Greasy Grimey Gopher Guts

I love you.
You love me.
Barney has got HIV
Barney jumped Baby Bop just one time.
That's called rape and it's a crime.


20 Mar 10 - 04:38 PM (#2868256)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,qesi.

I-hate-you,
You-hate-me,
I-tied-Santa-to-a-tree,
With-an-M16-I-shot-him-in-the-head,
Sorry-KIDS-but-Santa's-dead.


22 Mar 10 - 08:26 PM (#2869639)
Subject: Barney is dead
From: GUEST,Kallie

I hate you you hate me let's get together and kill Barney with a great big shotgun we'll put a bullet in his head then Barney will be all dead

I love you you love let's get together and kill Barney with a great big shotgun he'll end up on the floor and we'll laugh until we cry


26 Mar 10 - 11:50 PM (#2873005)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,maddy

I HATE YOU
                      YOU HATE ME
                      LET'S GET TOGETHER
                      AND KILL BARNEY
                   WITH A ONE SHOT TWO SHOT
                   THREE SHOT 4 NO MORE
                   PURPLE DINOSUR


29 Mar 10 - 11:04 PM (#2875255)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,PKIF

I HATE YOU YOU HATE ME LETS GANG UP AND KIL BARNEY WITH A KNIFE AND A GUN LETS SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD YIPY YIPY BARNEYS DEAD


30 Mar 10 - 04:11 AM (#2875365)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Lerapa la kasi

I love u
u love me
blah blah blah


27 Apr 10 - 07:27 AM (#2895175)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parod
From: GUEST,Cuillin

Barney Is A Dinosaur From Our Imagination
And When He Comes
Hes What We Call A pedophile Sensation

Barneys shows Us Lots Of Things
Like How To Play Pretend
S'M, Voyerisim
And How To rape A Friend

Barney Comes To Play With Us
Whenever We don't head Him
Barney Can Be Your Pedo Too
If You Just listen to Him!


27 Apr 10 - 09:07 PM (#2895596)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,awesome_one

My friend and I made this one.

I love you
You love me
Barney gave me an STD
It started with a kiss
And ended on the floor
I got raped by a dinosaur!

My own version.

I'm a kid
You are Barney
Do not get 10 feet near me
I swear that I'll call the cops on you
If you get an inch closer.


27 May 10 - 02:36 PM (#2915453)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Asher$

I love you
You love me
Barney gave me HIV
It started with a kiss
And ended on the floor
I got raped by a dinosaur

If you want to shag me
You'll have to see the purple fiend
He'll kiss you up and shag you up for 4
Barney wants to f**k some more


07 Jun 10 - 02:44 PM (#2922525)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST

i love you
you love me
let's go out and kill barney
with a dildo up his ass
and a bullet in his head
sorry kids but barneys dead


07 Jun 10 - 05:52 PM (#2922667)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Shana

i love you you love me let's go out and kill barney with a dildo up his ass and a bullet in his head sorry kids but barneys dead


12 Jun 10 - 09:20 AM (#2926149)
Subject: teletubbie song
From: GUEST,me

Lala cried
Dipsy died
Po committed suicide
Tinkie Winkie crashed a plane
Teletubbies are insane


12 Jun 10 - 10:59 AM (#2926192)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: Bill D

There's no end to creativity, is there?


12 Jun 10 - 04:37 PM (#2926379)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,annonnommouus

THIS IS HOW IT GOES :

I HATE YOU
YOU HATE ME
BARNEY GAVE ME HIV
HE THREW ME ON THE BED AND LOCKED THE DOOR
WHAT A HORNY DINSAUR.


04 Aug 10 - 06:28 AM (#2957868)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,just me

I Hate you
you hate me
lets go out and kill barney
shoot him in the head
and kick him in the balls
Teletubbies will go LOLZ


18 Aug 10 - 05:25 PM (#2968134)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST

me and my friends upgraded the hiv oe to a nicer version

I love you , You love me barney ave me hiv
it started with a hug but then he wanted more
now i have aids and i am only four


03 Sep 10 - 10:37 PM (#2979660)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,ninja

i hate barney,he raped me,and he gave me HIV, he through me on the bed and then he locked the door, what a horny dinosaur! I hate barney, he raped me, and he gave me HIV, so i kicked him in the balls and shot him in the head, now that purple bastards dead!!!


15 Sep 10 - 03:12 PM (#2987437)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST

i hate you
you hate me
barny taught me p.e
and a bat and a ball and a little bit more
i got trained by a dinosaur


08 Oct 10 - 07:34 PM (#3002919)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST

i hate u
u hate me
barney gave me HIV
so i kicked him in the balls and shot him in the head
now that purple bastards dead

i hate u
u hate me
lets get together and kill barney
with a shot gun BANG BANG barneys on the floor
no more purple dinosaur

sorry kids
no more fun
i shot barney up the bum
with a big fat shotgun and bullets through his head
the purple dino is now dead




to jingle bells:
jingle bells, jingle bells
santa claus is dead
rudolph got a 44 and shot him in the head HEY!
barbie doll barbie doll
tried to save his life
teddy bear, teddy bear
stabbed her with a knife


07 Dec 10 - 03:05 PM (#3048244)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Beth!!!


13 Dec 10 - 11:48 AM (#3052517)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,GRR

I Love you
you love me
let's get together annd kill barney
with a baseball bat
and a 4 by 4
nomore purple dinosaur


13 Dec 10 - 12:54 PM (#3052573)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST

i love you
you love me
barney gave me HIV
it started with a kiss but barney more
i got raped by a purple dinosaur!!!!


22 Feb 11 - 12:52 PM (#3100441)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,BT

I hate you, you hate me,
Let's get together and kill Barney,
With a knife in his back and a bullet in his head,
Sorry Children, Barney's dead!
Lool :D

I love Barney, Barney loves me,
Barney gave me HIV,
I gave him a hug, but he wanted more,
I got raped by a dinosaur!


05 May 11 - 09:43 AM (#3148500)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST

I love slags, slags love me, i did barney behind a tree, tell your girlfriend your dead, because your a knob head!!!!!!


10 Jun 11 - 03:53 PM (#3168558)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST

i love you,
you love me,
barney gave me H.I.V,
so i kicked him in the balls,
and shot him in the head,
now that purple bastards dead


14 Aug 11 - 03:19 AM (#3207677)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Guest

I hate Barney Barney hates me Tinky winky gota pee with a big BANG put a bullet through a head don't tell La La Dipseys dead
La La cried then she died po committed suicide
Tinky winky died the same
TELETUBBIES ARE INSANE!!!


01 Sep 11 - 05:49 PM (#3216698)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,random person

I hate him,he hates me,let's kill that purple freak,with a kick and a punch and a bullet in his head no more purple freak alive!


15 Mar 12 - 01:56 PM (#3323232)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,guest

I love you
you love me
lets get together and kill Dipsey
with a hammer and a saw
and a whack around the head
sorry Lala Dipsey's dead


03 Apr 12 - 09:12 AM (#3332987)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,coolguy12

I hate you You hate me Let's get together to kill Barney With a rifle in my hand and a bullet through his head Celebrate that Barney's dead!


05 Apr 12 - 07:09 AM (#3333930)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST

I hate you,
you hate me,
lets get together and kill barney,
with an M-16,
and shoot him to the floor,
NO MORE PURPLE DINOSOUR


18 Apr 12 - 03:33 PM (#3340051)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Yo Mamma

I love you, you love me
we're a happy family.
with a bed, and


25 Apr 12 - 10:34 PM (#3343342)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Freddy Kruger

My own version is:

I hate you
You hate me
Let's go on a killing spree
I'll get the shotgun
You get the knife
Now let's go end Barneys life!


26 Apr 12 - 06:36 AM (#3343441)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: JohnInKansas

For the ancient and wise only -

When Windows 95 appeared (seems like centuries ago) a new feature was the ability to change the bleeps and burps associated with things your computer did.

There was also a small utility allowing you to splice sound clips together to exercise your creative inclinations.

Popularity of the little kit exploded briefly about the time Win98 appeared, when some people got a set of "clips" not too widely distributed, but rumored to have come from a lunatic band of microserfs, that included:

[voice of Barney]

I love you, You love me, We're a ...

[Sound of machine gun]

[Voice of Bones]

"He's dead, Jim!"

(a classic cliche, for those who remember)

[Voice of Jim (the fat boy?)]

"You grab his tricorder, I'll get his wallet."

(Or something like that)


John


04 Nov 12 - 03:24 AM (#3430710)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Parody lover

tis ones the full telytubbies parody soong...

I hate you,
You hate me
Tinky-Winky killed dipsy
with a 44 rifle and shot him in the head.
go tell lala Dipsies dead.

Lala cried as she died
Po comited suicide
Tinky-Winky did the same
TELYTUBBIES ARE INSANE!!!


07 Nov 12 - 01:53 AM (#3432277)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,An Aussie

This one my friend made up. Not all that good, but it flows.

I hate Po,
Po hates me,
Tinky Winky shot Dipsy,
with a BANG BANG gun,
and shot him in the head,
don't tell Lala Dipsies dead.

Lala cried, Dipsie died,
Po committed suicide,
Tinky Winky did the same,
Teletubbies are insane!


03 Feb 14 - 07:39 AM (#3597810)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Creature

I hate you,
You hate me,
Let's make up and kill Dipsy,
With 20 bullets to his head,
Go tell Lala Dipsy's dead.

Lala cried,
Dipsy died,
Po committed suicide.
Tinky-Winky crashed a plane,
The Teletubbies are insane!!!!


22 Jun 16 - 06:03 PM (#3797090)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Anon

I love you
You love me
Barney groomed me sexually
It started with a kiss but then he wanted more
Now my ass is really sore


25 Sep 16 - 05:32 AM (#3811216)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST

I hate Barney, Barney hates me
So I tied him to a tree
With a baseball bat and a hammer and a saw
No more purple dinosaur


25 Sep 16 - 05:34 AM (#3811218)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST

I hate you, you hate me
Barney gives us HIV
So I kicked him in the balls
And I kicked him in the head
Now that purple gaylord's DEAD!


07 Apr 18 - 08:10 PM (#3915789)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST

Here's one
I love you you love me Barney gave me STDs
A and it's called HIV he wanted me now I have them don't you wish you could kill Barney


07 Apr 18 - 08:55 PM (#3915792)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST

I hate you you hate me now let's go gang up and kill Barney with an S 44 let's go bang on his door and shoot that dumbass dinosaur