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16 Nov 18 - 02:11 PM (#3961978)
Subject: BS: The only thing worse than ...
From: Donuel

The only thing worse than being stuck in an elevator with Melania is being stuck in an elevator with Hillary and her hot sauce.

The only thing worse than Trump today is all those who will ignore, excuse, enable and grab the evil he embraced

rinse and repeat
yours will be funnier.


16 Nov 18 - 04:44 PM (#3961995)
Subject: RE: BS: The only thing worse than ...
From: Steve Shaw

At my age and condition, the concept of being stuck in a lift with ANY woman exuding hot sauce is not exactly an unwelcome one - in theory...


17 Nov 18 - 02:13 PM (#3962105)
Subject: RE: BS: The only thing worse than ...
From: Donuel

Steve, Its basic chemistry when the Taco hot sauce hits Hillary's favorite beverage Diet Dr Pepper, the elevator becomes a gas chamber.

The only thing worse than the ambiance of a food court in Queens is the empathy of Gonad Trump


17 Nov 18 - 07:46 PM (#3962143)
Subject: RE: BS: The only thing worse than ...
From: Steve Shaw

I can't countenance any "diet" drinks or sugar-free stuff of any kind. This harks back to a traumatic day when I bought a bag of sugar-free sweets containing something called "stevia" (I think) from Tesco. After consuming a handful of the admittedly tasty sweets, my digestive system turned into something resembling a cement mixer that could not be switched off for the next four hours. My contribution to the greenhouse gas content of the atmosphere was significant, and my car smelled as though the contents of the sewage system of a small town had been tipped into it.


19 Nov 18 - 10:22 AM (#3962314)
Subject: RE: BS: The only thing worse than ...
From: Charmion

... Christmas advertising before Advent is the smug complaints of those decrying it.

Yes, I hate it, too. But every Facebook meme -- "Baby Jesus wants you to Share!" -- makes me hate the haters more.


19 Nov 18 - 12:19 PM (#3962334)
Subject: RE: BS: The only thing worse than ...
From: Senoufou

I'm not on Facebook. Are there really sickly memes like that Charmion? Gawd!


19 Nov 18 - 04:42 PM (#3962361)
Subject: RE: BS: The only thing worse than ...
From: Donuel

Actual commercials:
The only thing worse than our TV commercial about people waiting for new livers in the dark and damp is the commercial about Ivokana giving people gangrene of the genitals and having them amputated.


20 Nov 18 - 04:46 AM (#3962400)
Subject: RE: BS: The only thing worse than ...
From: Mr Red

stevis - so don't try sorbitol sweetened polos then. Ice cool, until ...........


20 Nov 18 - 09:50 AM (#3962458)
Subject: RE: BS: The only thing worse than ...
From: Donuel

Another stinky thread gone to shit, which reminds me;

A man is being held on charges when he said at an airport "I'm gonna go drop a bomb" before he went to the restroom. According to restroom witnesses he did in fact drop a bomb of a bowel movement.

Although color was involved its hard to say if it was a racist arrest or not.


21 Nov 18 - 02:38 AM (#3962574)
Subject: RE: BS: The only thing worse than ...
From: Dave the Gnome

The only thing worse than a cold toilet seat is a warm, wet one.


23 Nov 18 - 04:22 PM (#3962956)
Subject: RE: BS: The only thing worse than ...
From: Donuel

Now thats the folk wisdom I was looking for.


23 Nov 18 - 04:39 PM (#3962959)
Subject: RE: BS: The only thing worse than ...
From: Steve Shaw

It's no use standing on the seat
The germs round here can jump six feet


24 Nov 18 - 08:58 AM (#3963035)
Subject: RE: BS: The only thing worse than ...
From: Donuel

The buttons on a public card reader are filthier/germier than toilets.
Besides urine is sterile, unless there is a UTI.
The only thing worse than serial killers is Round Up weed killer


24 Nov 18 - 09:46 AM (#3963041)
Subject: RE: BS: The only thing worse than ...
From: Big Al Whittle

someone talking about Brexit.... is two people talking about Brexit.


24 Nov 18 - 03:09 PM (#3963096)
Subject: RE: BS: The only thing worse than ...
From: Steve Shaw

Jury's out still on Roundup. Neonicotinoids are much worse.


25 Nov 18 - 03:48 PM (#3963286)
Subject: RE: BS: The only thing worse than ...
From: Donuel

Neonicitinoids killed off all our prize winning honey bees 40 years.
Back then I said if the plants can spread poison via plant tissue what would happen to birds and not just bugs.
France had the wisdom to ban neonics but the US manufacturers wrote the law itself and needs 20 more years to taper off.


25 Nov 18 - 10:43 PM (#3963318)
Subject: RE: BS: The only thing worse than ...
From: Joe_F

The only thing worse than taking a bite of an apple and finding a worm is finding half a worm.


26 Nov 18 - 02:38 PM (#3963428)
Subject: RE: BS: The only thing worse than ...
From: Donuel

The only thing worse than Trump hitting on women is Trump hitting on men