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BS: for Spaw

31 Oct 13 - 12:48 PM (#3571739)
Subject: BS: for Spaw
From: olddude

neighborhood


31 Oct 13 - 01:19 PM (#3571746)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: SINSULL

Always the butt of everyone's jokes...


31 Oct 13 - 02:06 PM (#3571759)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: Amos

I suspect--like the man who farted at the dinner party--that he brought it on himself!


31 Oct 13 - 02:07 PM (#3571761)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: frogprince

...including his own...
Crazy, gross, off-the-wall...

Profoundly wise, thoughtful ...

A guy I know only here in the catbox , who did as much as any one person could to help me keep it together when my wife was on the brink of death ...

Look up paradox in the dictonary; they use a picture of him for the definition.


31 Oct 13 - 02:29 PM (#3571768)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: GUEST,olddude

yup that is out Spaw, it would take me a year to tell you all the times he helped me through bad stuff ... so I tease him cause I love


31 Oct 13 - 03:31 PM (#3571784)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: gnu

UP yours, Spaw. (If anyone dunno know what I mean, stay in and read more.)

Spaw is... hell unto the lowly.
Spaw is... what you should be.
Spaw is... what I got for you.
Spaw is... what I wanna be.

Apologies to Alannah Myles... and Spaw.


31 Oct 13 - 03:35 PM (#3571785)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: Rapparee

Spaw? Come on! He lives in Southeast Ohio, fercrissakes!


31 Oct 13 - 04:09 PM (#3571799)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: jacqui.c

All I can do is echo the previous posts. Here's to one of the really good guys.


31 Oct 13 - 07:28 PM (#3571839)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: SINSULL

Back to the original theme: Very cheeky of you, RAP.

I have lost count of the number of times I have been in tears or close to it and Spaw has gently walked me back to the Path.

I am not sure if he was born wise or learned everything the hard way through the years, but he is a rock for some of us.

Love you, Mr. Patterson.
MARy of the CAPSlOck


31 Oct 13 - 10:14 PM (#3571874)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: Rapparee

Well, I guess he is sorta okay, even if he does support OSU.


31 Oct 13 - 10:49 PM (#3571879)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: Amos

HE was born a wise guy, but he learned wisdom from old car parts. Don't ask me how. Who else could have made "broke-dick jadrool mammalucca" a standard part of Mudcat vocabulary?


01 Nov 13 - 12:23 AM (#3571884)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: JohnInKansas

In the words of the MASTER (from memory):

BBRRRAAAAAAWWP!

[Now this is a music thread.]

John


01 Nov 13 - 02:16 AM (#3571890)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: Sandra in Sydney

he's my hero.

sandra


01 Nov 13 - 02:31 AM (#3571891)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: GUEST

He's a "Good Bloke"
'Nuff Said.

Cheers
Bugsy


01 Nov 13 - 05:22 AM (#3571919)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: MMario

"I am not sure if he was born wise or learned everything the hard way through the years, but he is a rock for some of us"

Amen, Amen, Amen.


01 Nov 13 - 07:01 AM (#3571936)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: catspaw49

Awferchrissakes.........Is there something in the air? What the hell is the matter with you people?   Dan's cartoon was a funny start but somewhere the wheels went way off track.........All I can say now is Thank You .......... I mean really. I have no idea of what I'm supposed to say except that I am honored and grateful....and I am.

Also, for whatever I might have done for any of you, I got it back in spades (next time send money) because you all give me the support and love which has meant so much that no words can adequately express it. On second thought that support is something money can't buy.

Again, thank you. Now go do something constructive...........geeziz.............


Spaw


01 Nov 13 - 08:12 AM (#3571951)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: Nigel Paterson

My Dear Pat,
                   Always in my thoughts,
                                                      With Love,
                                                                     Nigel
                                                                     xxxx


01 Nov 13 - 10:02 AM (#3571985)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: Rapparee

Dearest Pat,

Do you still remember that magic night we shared among the oil tanks in the tank farm on the bank of the Beautiful Ohio? How the moonlight touched the filthy brown wavelets with silver as we listened to the news of the OSU football scandal on the transistor radio? Do you remember Talmadge and Parma and North Canton and how we cavorted like children there? How we'd chug down Iron City and Rolling Rock and Strohs?

Good, because none of that ever happened because nobody in their right mind would put up with such a broke-dick mammalucca like you (except Karen).


01 Nov 13 - 11:01 AM (#3571994)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: Ebbie

lol I still remember the late evening a few years ago when a motorcycle(?), car (?), truck(?) (I forget) came racing, blatting and roaring, down a hillside city street past me, and all I could think of was 'You broke-dick, jadrool mammalucca!'

Thanks, Spaw.


01 Nov 13 - 11:47 AM (#3571996)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: gnu

I could think of little MORE constructive at present. Besides, the pines are swaying and listing heavily as the clouds are spraying and... you can finish that one. So, other than yardwork or housework (HAHAHAHAHA!), it's more fun kicking you in the nuts.

With much love,

g


01 Nov 13 - 01:22 PM (#3572017)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: GUEST,olddude

My favorite line ever was when he said I really like that song Dan but then again what the fck do I know LOL ... then he said how do you come up with these , must be some kind of savant thing ... I laughed for three days

I love you bro


01 Nov 13 - 03:07 PM (#3572038)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: Amergin

Spaw....one of the most creatively foul tongued mother fuckers I have ever come across...but beneath all that shit talk, there is one of the kindest hearts. Of course you have to wade through a few tonnes of diarrhea...to get to it, because he likes to bury it deep. But it is there.

I have a wish....that is to meet him, so I can hear the words " You broke dick jadrool mammalucca" roar off his tongue....even if he's saying it to me.


01 Nov 13 - 03:16 PM (#3572041)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: Janie

Naw, He's a jerk!

(There now Spaw, feel better?)


01 Nov 13 - 03:24 PM (#3572043)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: gnu

Savant away, Dan. Yer good at it. And, yer another one of "the good ones" in my books. Hey! Dan, you fish specles down there? I watched a vid today of some lads fishin speckles in nb.ca. Nice 20"er in one vid. I love fishin speckles on fly. Even a little 8" speckle hits the fly like a moose on a green poplar.


01 Nov 13 - 05:13 PM (#3572065)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: GUEST,Jaze

Spaw is up there with Kat--Mudcat Royalty!


01 Nov 13 - 07:47 PM (#3572098)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: GUEST,olddude

Good Job Janie .. see if you want to settle him down all ya gotta do is say nice things .. then he short circuits LOL ... love picking on ya bro.

GNU yup love those fish grab yer pole get down here .. monster steel heads are running


01 Nov 13 - 07:55 PM (#3572099)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: GUEST,olddude

another fer spaw
http://www.flickr.com/photos/75412578@N04/10617412895/


01 Nov 13 - 07:57 PM (#3572100)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: GUEST,olddude

oops
here it is
another


02 Nov 13 - 03:35 PM (#3572265)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: gnu

Alas, I cannot, Dan, as you are aware. Someday. And, someday, you'll come up here and I'll teach you about our woods. BTW, I asked my old man one time what he liked better, fishin er huntin. He replied, fishin is what ya do when ya can't go huntin. I like fishin these days.


02 Nov 13 - 09:45 PM (#3572344)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: Rapparee

Dammit, ya both kin get together, pick up Spaw, and come out here. I'll take y'all to Yellerstone and ya kin see gen-you-wine sloppy Earth farts.


03 Nov 13 - 09:32 AM (#3572448)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: Suzy Sock Puppet

Spaw, there you are!

I have not been around for a while. Someone very close to me has cancer and I'm not feeling very talkative the more it sinks in that I am actually losing this person. Keep a kind thought for me y'all.


03 Nov 13 - 02:04 PM (#3572495)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: ChanteyLass

When Spaw is UP, we are UP!

Suzy, I'm sorry about your friend.


04 Nov 13 - 09:53 AM (#3572722)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: Rapparee

And when Spaw gets down, things get cool. Didja hear about the time Spaw and the OSU cheerleaders...naw, can't tell that. Or the one about Spaw and the Cincinnati Bengals cheerleaders or the Cleveland Browns cheerleaders (who do their thing in parkas, mukluks, heavy pants and balaclavas). I know! About the time Spaw got into the Convent of the Little Budlets of St. Rose (Cloistered) and changed the entire order of nuns from celibate to celebrate. I'll have to tell that sometime.


04 Nov 13 - 01:42 PM (#3572780)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: gnu

I'm havin nun a that. Spaw is as pure as the driven snow where the huskies go. Oh, yeah...


Ohio State Buckeyes

9-0, 1st in Leaders Division

Saturday, November 2, 1:00 PM (AT)

Ross-Ade Stadium, West Lafayette, Indiana

Ohio State Buckeyes (9-0)

Purdue Boilermakers (1-7)

56 - 0


05 Nov 13 - 09:44 AM (#3573021)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: SINSULL

No way this is dropping off the bottom...and back on theme.
SINS


05 Nov 13 - 12:26 PM (#3573066)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: Becca72

Another for Spaw


Just to make sure this stays in his wheelhouse...


05 Nov 13 - 12:36 PM (#3573071)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: GUEST,leeneia

Hi, Spaw. Good to hear from you. I was wondering if you were still among us, if you know what I mean.


06 Nov 13 - 06:45 AM (#3573283)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: gnu

Becca... hahahahahhahaaaa!

I wonder how many Spaw will get.


06 Nov 13 - 10:57 AM (#3573340)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: GUEST,olddude

Can't stop laughing


07 Nov 13 - 05:58 AM (#3573539)
Subject: RE: BS: for Spaw
From: gnu

Posted without comment.

cat's-paw also cats·paw (ktspô)
n. pl.cat's-paws also cats·paws

1. A person used by another as a dupe or tool.

2. A light breeze that ruffles small areas of a water surface.

3. Nautical A knot made by twisting a section of rope to form two adjacent eyes through which a hook is passed, used in hoisting.