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14 Sep 12 - 10:08 PM (#3404891)
Subject: BS: Jesus F**ks Dog Video...
From: Bobert

Lets get real here... I am a Christian but...

... can we get real here???

What if some Islamic group did a movie of Jesus having sex with a dog???

I mean, I can see all kinds of Christian righties going ballistic...

Think about it...

B~


14 Sep 12 - 10:13 PM (#3404894)
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From: gnu

I don't understand... at all... ??? I didn't think about it at all. Don't think that would help... ???


14 Sep 12 - 10:22 PM (#3404898)
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From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

Given the fact that Muslims revere Jesus as a true prophet of God, along with Abraham, Moses, Ezekial, Isaiah, Mohammed, etc....it don't seem likely to me that they would do that, Bobertz!

Besides, I think they got very strict rules against depictin' such kinda scenes no matter who was in 'em.

- Chongo

p.s. You might be able to talk some of the militant atheists here into doin' it, though...


14 Sep 12 - 10:27 PM (#3404900)
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From: Donuel

Bobert I am reposting this on Facebook, asking Max to close this thread and demand that you personally apologize to every Christian in the world.

However if you would join me in dubbing the word Mo and Mohammad every time the name Brian is said, then puting Arabic captions on the bottom of the screen of the 'Life of Brian', I will call us even.


14 Sep 12 - 10:28 PM (#3404901)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesus F**ks Dog Video...
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

I think Bobert is a Christian, ain't he?

- Chongo


14 Sep 12 - 10:49 PM (#3404907)
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From: Donuel

Is there a way I can get the whole movie on You tube in two parts instead of 4?




Hey Chongo, WTF is a militant athiest, Communists?
The book of Mormon is in fact available in Arabic. It puts Jesus on the same level as in the Talmud but then puts him on tour in Utah talking to Native Americans & smoking the peace pipe, and it never mentions Mohammud once. Besides everyone knows the one true God Garlok who is also the president of the planet Galoob. opps I mean Kolob.

Doncha think Muslims everywhere would like to learn about Romney's revelation that there is no Allah? When Romney is President it will herald the day for Mormon missionaries to sweep across the middle east in a mighty wind.


14 Sep 12 - 10:51 PM (#3404909)
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From: Bee-dubya-ell

Personally, I'd rather see a video of Santa Claus having an orgy with his eight tiny reindeer.


14 Sep 12 - 10:58 PM (#3404913)
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From: Donuel

eww
now I know how Rudolf got a nose so red.


14 Sep 12 - 11:08 PM (#3404916)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesus F**ks Dog Video...
From: GUEST,Tony

Good point, Chongo. No real Muslim would do it. And I also agree that certain atheists might consider doing it. But as Donuel pointed out, "militant' isn't quite the right word. "Atheist pranksters" would be more like it. Think Bill Maher gone wild.

But no real Christian would have made that "Innocence of Muslims" film, either. Hate-filled fake Christians made it.

And remember that they tried to pretend that their anti-Muslim film was made by Jews. That angle hasn't been discussed much. Not only did they try to enrage Muslims, but they made a feeble attempt to direct that anger against Jews.

So they could just as easily make the film Bobert suggested and pretend it was made by Muslims. Or by Jews, depending on what their true agenda is.

Or hate-filled fake Muslims could do it, if there are any.


15 Sep 12 - 01:04 AM (#3404925)
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From: Donuel

Bill Mahre tonight showed pictures of muslims who held signs that said the riots don't represent us and other like minded expressions. His film Religiosity was full of pranks and certainly not balanced, but it was fair.

Martin Bashir today contrasted the remarks by Palin about Muslims being uncivilized and undeserving of any US aid, treasure or US concern, with the remarks of a British Captain addressing his troops;
"We are about to enter Iraq which has a long history, it is the original garden of Eden, birthplace of Abraham, Hammurabi, the great flood... You will not encounter another civilization as generous and pious. You will see things that no man could pay to see. It is a civization that began and understands justice. Tread lightly. Treat the civilians as you wish to be treated.


15 Sep 12 - 01:10 AM (#3404926)
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From: GUEST

What gender dog ???

and is it a white or a black pooch ???


15 Sep 12 - 01:26 AM (#3404932)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesus F**ks Dog Video...
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

Donuel, you gotta be jokin' to ask me "What is a militant atheist". Plain and simple, it is a person who despises religion on principle, no matter what religion it is, attacks and ridicules religion whenever the subject of it comes up, denigrates religious people, calls 'em all "deluded", and blames religion for all (or most of) the world's problems. This forum is fulla such sorehead types like a junkyard hounddog is fulla fleas.

Not bein' content to just quietly have their own beliefs and approach to life and leave others alone to quietly have theirs (such as my private veneration of King Kong and my preference for expensive cigars and whisky), they insist on insultin' other people over the differences in their beliefs. They think they are the most brilliant people around anywhere, and that the rest of the world should convert to their viewpoint. They think everyone who don't agree with them is an idiot.

That's what I meant by "militant". I didn't necessarily mean they fire guns at people or get violent. I meant they got a chip on their shoulders that is a mile high.

I also ain't sayin' they're idiots or stupid people or anything like that. Most of them are not. They just got a really bad attitude, that's all.

- Chongo


15 Sep 12 - 09:07 AM (#3405043)
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From: Jack the Sailor

"Think Bill Maher gone wild."

I would really rather not.

And why do people keep telling me what to think?


15 Sep 12 - 01:15 PM (#3405143)
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From: kendall

Just being able to do something doesn't give you license to do it. Use your head, if you have one.


15 Sep 12 - 01:17 PM (#3405144)
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From: Lonesome EJ

The book was better


15 Sep 12 - 01:36 PM (#3405155)
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From: gnu

LEJ... HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!


15 Sep 12 - 01:52 PM (#3405167)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesus F**ks Dog Video...
From: Donuel

Shades of Grey Jesus
was a total rip off


15 Sep 12 - 08:39 PM (#3405391)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesus F**ks Dog Video...
From: EBarnacle

BWL, that video has been done.
Donuel, the Talmud does not mention specific people of other religions.


15 Sep 12 - 10:48 PM (#3405454)
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From: Ed T

Since half of the South America males are names Jesus, it is possible that one, who was not a shepherd, comforted his pet dog a bit too much.


15 Sep 12 - 11:01 PM (#3405460)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesus F**ks Dog Video...
From: gnu

Oooooh Ed.

I have gone too far fer a joke many times. It's always painful, eh? >;-)


16 Sep 12 - 12:31 AM (#3405483)
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From: GUEST

I seem to be alone here, in finding it incongruous that the title includes 'Jesus Fucks Dog,' and yet Bobert is too mealy-mouthed to spell out 'fucks' presumably because someone might be upset!

Must be part of the modern TV morality, where there's never a tiny flash of porn, but several graphic murders every night.
Can't understand that, either.

Not having a go at you, Bobert, just at the odd (to me) title. I can't place the origin of the film-maker who stirred up the present rumpus, and possibly Bobert's speculation. I voiced a very similar theory to the wife, that it might have been a shit-stirring attempt BY a Muslim. My own position corresponds with Chongo's first post.


16 Sep 12 - 03:06 AM (#3405498)
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From: GUEST,Gurney.

That last guest was me.


16 Sep 12 - 04:49 AM (#3405516)
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From: Henry Krinkle

What the hell is wrong with you?
(:-( ))=


16 Sep 12 - 06:28 AM (#3405534)
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From: Les in Chorlton

Ms/Mr Chongo,

I have just read all the posts on here and they really are a "treat" of some kind, but this post of yours is one of the most impressive pieces of ironic, creative writing I have read in a very long time:

"Donuel, you gotta be jokin' to ask me "What is a militant atheist". Plain and simple, it is a person who despises religion on principle, no matter what religion it is, attacks and ridicules religion whenever the subject of it comes up, denigrates religious people, calls 'em all "deluded", and blames religion for all (or most of) the world's problems. This forum is fulla such sorehead types like a junkyard hounddog is fulla fleas.

Not bein' content to just quietly have their own beliefs and approach to life and leave others alone to quietly have theirs (such as my private veneration of King Kong and my preference for expensive cigars and whisky), they insist on insultin' other people over the differences in their beliefs. They think they are the most brilliant people around anywhere, and that the rest of the world should convert to their viewpoint. They think everyone who don't agree with them is an idiot.

That's what I meant by "militant""

Thank you so much. I will continue my Sunday enlightened and grateful that such talents as your own should pass my way

Bless you

L in C#


16 Sep 12 - 08:43 AM (#3405567)
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From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

Well, cheers to you too, Les. I will hoist a glass in yer honor at Duffy's Bar tonight.

- Chongo


16 Sep 12 - 09:43 AM (#3405595)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesus F**ks Dog Video...
From: Les in Chorlton

As I guess there is more than one Duffy's Bar - which one will you be in?

L in C#


16 Sep 12 - 09:54 AM (#3405603)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesus F**ks Dog Video...
From: Ed T

Where is mudcat going to on this one?
Next thing we'll see posted is Chongo had agressive mono-sex with LH, and is now licking his wounds. Get a grip folks, and you too Chongo.


16 Sep 12 - 05:49 PM (#3405823)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesus F**ks Dog Video
From: Gurney

Mono-sex, Ed? The only way I can think of used to be called masturbation. Is MS something new?

As for 'licking his wounds,' the mind boggles.
I'll try to think of something else!


16 Sep 12 - 06:25 PM (#3405838)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesus F**ks Dog Video
From: Ed T

Last night, Chongo likely gave the pink mustang a spit shine again. Hopefully, LH was not awakened:)


16 Sep 12 - 06:27 PM (#3405839)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesus F**ks Dog Video
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

It's in the Greater Chicago area, Les. It don't look like much, but the company is good and the drinks ain't watered down. The place caters to apes, monkeys, and humans without prejudice, and all religions are welcome. Even Republicans are sometimes allowed in! I have also participated in some of the best bar fights I've ever seen in that place. I recommend it highly.

We ain't had no British Royals visit us...yet. But you can never tell when one might show up.

- Chongo


16 Sep 12 - 06:49 PM (#3405848)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesus F**ks Dog Video
From: Ed T

Seen any interestimng pole dancing,while at the windy city strip joint Chongo?
Da pole boss, da pole


16 Sep 12 - 07:00 PM (#3405853)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesus F**ks Dog Video
From: gnu

Spit shine.... aaahhhhahahahaa!


16 Sep 12 - 07:24 PM (#3405861)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesus F**ks Dog Video
From: Amos

I think it would VERY interesting to follow the money and find out who paid for and who benefited from stirring up that rat's nest of anger and hatred.

A


16 Sep 12 - 08:28 PM (#3405886)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesus F**ks Dog Video
From: Bobert

What??? You don't think the $$$ is Koch brothers???

If it ain't them I'd be surprised...

B~


16 Sep 12 - 08:29 PM (#3405888)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesus F**ks Dog Video
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

Looks like somebody greased the pole to me. Whoever did oughta get worked over real good by 2 or 3 gorillas.

Yeah, Ed, seen a lot of it.

- Chongo


16 Sep 12 - 08:50 PM (#3405900)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesus F**ks Dog Video
From: Donuel

You really do have to be creative to spend 5 billion dollars on this no money limit election.


16 Sep 12 - 08:53 PM (#3405901)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesus F**ks Dog Video
From: Bobert

Just like a chimp to blame the gorillas...

B~


16 Sep 12 - 08:58 PM (#3405905)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesus F**ks Dog Video
From: Jack Campin

American popular religion doesn't venerate Jesus to anything like the extent it venerates the US military. It's a lot safer to say Jesus was scum than to say American soldiers are scum.

Here's a (hugely popular albeit not very good) movie from the Muslim world where an American soldier gets a well deserved knife in the guts:

Valley of the Wolves, Iraq - final scene

It didn't create much stir in the US mainly because most Americans never got to know the film existed.

Meanwhile in England you get a criminal conviction for saying British soldiers deserve to die:

the railroading of Azhar Ahmed


16 Sep 12 - 10:56 PM (#3405954)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesus F**ks Dog Video
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

I ain't blamin' the gorillas, Bobertz. I am sayin' they oughta kick the ass of whoever greased that pole so those girls would get in a fight with each other.

Jack Campin - You are dead right, buddy. It is the military that is venerated beyond all reason in the USA, not Jesus. Jesus is a bit player in comparison. The biggest religion in America is the religion of worshippin' their own military forces. It's a motivator that helps people on the homefront not notice that America is the primary aggressor nation in the world today.

As for the corporate-sponsored invaders of Third World nations...I wouldn't say they deserve to die...they just deserve to lose, that's all. They oughta go home.

- Chongo


17 Sep 12 - 04:13 AM (#3405997)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesus F**ks Dog Video
From: GUEST,Tony

The military machine is venerated and can do no wrong, but not the individual soldier. The government treats them like toilet paper. Tom Waits got it right: they're "just the gravel in the road."


17 Sep 12 - 10:56 AM (#3406165)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesus F**ks Dog Video
From: GUEST,Wolfgang

A recent German poster announcing an exhibition of caricatures showed Jesus on the cross and a voice coming from the sky: "Ey...you....I've fucked your mother".

Some lame protests from the Christian churches asking to restrict showing this poster only in the exhibition was all what followed.

Wolfgang


17 Sep 12 - 11:00 AM (#3406168)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesus F**ks Dog Video
From: Bobert

Wonder how it would go over if shown in evangelical churches in the US??? Bet there would be hundreds of buses on their way to DC with angry people prepared to do what we are seeing in the Arab countries...

B~


17 Sep 12 - 02:22 PM (#3406279)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesus F**ks Dog Video
From: Lonesome EJ

Well, even among fundamentalists in this country the idea of Freedom of Speech is understood on some basic level. They understand that everything that is said by a German doesn't represent the official opinion of the German government. And they do not take comments made by idiots as attacks that must be treated seriously and should be punishable by law.
The real bottom line is that there are a lot of poor people in these Muslim countries who blame exploitation by the West for their poverty and repression. We have no more control over these perceptions than we do in teaching them the principle of free speech, or than we did in effecting the Arab Spring on any significant level. I also do not believe that the demonstrators are even representative of the populations of any of these countries. You've seen the photos...they are mainly young males in the 15-25 yr old bracket, the same ones who can be easily induced to go to war.


17 Sep 12 - 07:08 PM (#3406429)
Subject: RE: BS: Jesus F**ks Dog Video
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

Those are the same people who cause most of the violence in our own inner cities, LEJ....young males in the 15-25 yr old bracket.

It is amazin' what ragin' hormones combined with youthful vigor, lack of experience, and sexual frustration can do to people, isn't it?

And ya know what? It's kinda like that with younger male apes too. Sometimes I think our species are closer related than most are willin' to admit.

- Chongo