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BS: Hillary is in the race for President

GUEST,Chongo Chimp 30 Jan 07 - 02:48 PM
Riginslinger 30 Jan 07 - 03:03 PM
GUEST,Don Last 30 Jan 07 - 04:06 PM
KB in Iowa 30 Jan 07 - 04:12 PM
Peace 30 Jan 07 - 04:13 PM
Greg F. 30 Jan 07 - 06:10 PM
heric 30 Jan 07 - 06:20 PM
GUEST,Chongo Chimp 30 Jan 07 - 08:00 PM
McGrath of Harlow 30 Jan 07 - 08:16 PM
GUEST,Chongo Chimp 30 Jan 07 - 08:52 PM
Peace 31 Jan 07 - 01:43 AM
Riginslinger 31 Jan 07 - 10:23 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: Hillary is in the race for President
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 30 Jan 07 - 02:48 PM

Almost everyone moves mainly in emotional directions. They cherrypick whatever facts or rumours they can find that support their emotional biases. They ignore or deny or dance around the edges of what don't support 'em.

And the really funny bit is this: they ALL think they are bein' totally objective while they do it.

Chimps, I am sorry to say, are much the same. Gorillas are even worse.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hillary is in the race for President
From: Riginslinger
Date: 30 Jan 07 - 03:03 PM

It looks like fox are worse than either. They shouldn't put disinformation up on the screen like that and call it "news."


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Subject: RE: BS: Hillary is in the race for President
From: GUEST,Don Last
Date: 30 Jan 07 - 04:06 PM

Cnongo

A recent Chimp experiment created an economy using snack credits to get preferred TV programming.

The number 1 TV programming bought by male chimps were videos of female chimp hindquarters.
#2 was the entire female and #3 were videos of "important" members of the chimp population.



In my opinion:
One can see how far beneath the animal kingdom is to that of human culture and refinement.




PS
this experiment is a fact and not an whimsical parody.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hillary is in the race for President
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 30 Jan 07 - 04:12 PM

Hindquarters #1, eh?

What other options were the chimps given?


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Subject: RE: BS: Hillary is in the race for President
From: Peace
Date: 30 Jan 07 - 04:13 PM

I really miss Herman cartoons.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hillary is in the race for President
From: Greg F.
Date: 30 Jan 07 - 06:10 PM

His [Bush] job approval has fallen from over 80% to 53%

In which state of altered reality, pray? Or which parallel universe?

Its amazing howt some people can STILL spout this sort of crap with a straight face when it has been proven time and time again to BE utter crap.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hillary is in the race for President
From: heric
Date: 30 Jan 07 - 06:20 PM

I sayed it before and I'll say it again: In the first poll conducted for Newsweek since the State of the Union last Tuesday, 58 percent of respondents said "they wish the Bush presidency was simply over."   CNN 1/29


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Subject: RE: BS: Hillary is in the race for President
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 30 Jan 07 - 08:00 PM

Yeah, Don Last? So what's yer problem? Goin' by that system it sounds to me like the image most guaranteed to sell product to chimps...well, male chimps anyway...would be a shot of the hindquarters of a female chimp who is ALSO considered to be an "important" member of the chimp population.

Like Maizy Allenberg, fer instance. She runs a famous primate cathouse in Nevada. I can get you pics of her hindquarters...for a price.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hillary is in the race for President
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 30 Jan 07 - 08:16 PM

Did they try the chimps with pictures of Dubya?


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Subject: RE: BS: Hillary is in the race for President
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 30 Jan 07 - 08:52 PM

Well, I hate to admit it, but there is the odd chimp out there who finds pictures of Dubya...stimulatin'.

And I do mean odd!

I avoid them types like the plague. They are sick. Sufferin' from advanced "cage fever" in all likelihood.

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: Hillary is in the race for President
From: Peace
Date: 31 Jan 07 - 01:43 AM

Chief Chimp a Chump.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hillary is in the race for President
From: Riginslinger
Date: 31 Jan 07 - 10:23 AM

So this is why the religious-right-wing-republicans want to get evolution out of the public class room.


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