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BS: Who came first, the chimp or the bonobo?

GUEST,Chongo Chimp 08 Aug 06 - 07:28 PM
bobad 08 Aug 06 - 07:30 PM
GUEST,Chongo Chimp 08 Aug 06 - 07:32 PM
The Fooles Troupe 08 Aug 06 - 07:40 PM
Bert 08 Aug 06 - 07:40 PM
The Fooles Troupe 08 Aug 06 - 07:43 PM
Matt_R 08 Aug 06 - 08:51 PM
GUEST,Big Percival 08 Aug 06 - 09:15 PM
GUEST,Betty Bonobo 08 Aug 06 - 09:47 PM
Slag 09 Aug 06 - 04:38 PM
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Subject: BS: Who came first, the chimp or the bonobo?
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 08 Aug 06 - 07:28 PM

The Bonobo, of course! They got no control at all. The chimp was still good for another half hour or so of heavy action.


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Subject: RE: BS: Who came first, the chimp or the bonobo?
From: bobad
Date: 08 Aug 06 - 07:30 PM

Did he smoke afterwards?


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Subject: RE: BS: Who came first, the chimp or the bonobo?
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 08 Aug 06 - 07:32 PM

Always. Without question.


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Subject: RE: BS: Who came first, the chimp or the bonobo?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 08 Aug 06 - 07:40 PM

I thought bonobos came all the time...


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Subject: RE: BS: Who came first, the chimp or the bonobo?
From: Bert
Date: 08 Aug 06 - 07:40 PM

Doesn't Dubya's lineage predate both of them?


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Subject: RE: BS: Who came first, the chimp or the bonobo?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 08 Aug 06 - 07:43 PM

Ah! The Missing Lunk!


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Subject: RE: BS: Who came first, the chimp or the bonobo?
From: Matt_R
Date: 08 Aug 06 - 08:51 PM

Bonobos are awesome. Much more highly civilized than those gonad-ripping chimpanzee churls


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Subject: RE: BS: Who came first, the chimp or the bonobo?
From: GUEST,Big Percival
Date: 08 Aug 06 - 09:15 PM

Hey, Chongo. Why doncha tell us hows come the girls call ya "Little Squirt", huh?


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Subject: RE: BS: Who came first, the chimp or the bonobo?
From: GUEST,Betty Bonobo
Date: 08 Aug 06 - 09:47 PM

Silly Chimp.

Bonobo came first second forth fifth and sexth.

Chimps are a loota fight and a little love.

And I do mean little.


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Subject: RE: BS: Who came first, the chimp or the bonobo?
From: Slag
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 04:38 PM

I've often asked myself this very question. Based on species distribution it would seem that the chimpanzee would be second on the scene suplanting and surpassing the bonobo but the bonobo is definitely of a higher social order and a more behaviorily complex animal and this would argue for a higher niche in the evolutionery higherarchy. I'm glad you asked the question. Cheetah, here Cheetah, get Boy, it's time to go. Ahhhahhhhahhhhahaaaaa!


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