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BS: Conservative love.

The Shambles 07 Jun 06 - 03:25 AM
GUEST, Tory? 06 Jun 06 - 05:21 PM
Dave Hanson 06 Jun 06 - 06:19 AM
The Shambles 06 Jun 06 - 05:39 AM
Big Al Whittle 06 Jun 06 - 04:02 AM
The Shambles 06 Jun 06 - 02:47 AM
Big Al Whittle 05 Jun 06 - 06:38 PM
GUEST 05 Jun 06 - 04:59 PM
The Shambles 14 May 06 - 03:41 PM
Don(Wyziwyg)T 13 May 06 - 07:41 PM
dianavan 12 May 06 - 11:19 PM
frogprince 12 May 06 - 10:58 PM
Little Hawk 12 May 06 - 10:57 PM
frogprince 12 May 06 - 10:48 PM
The Shambles 12 May 06 - 08:21 AM
Cllr 11 May 06 - 07:46 PM
Herga Kitty 11 May 06 - 01:04 PM
Little Hawk 10 May 06 - 10:06 PM
Deda 10 May 06 - 10:04 PM
GUEST,sorefingers 10 May 06 - 06:27 PM
Little Hawk 10 May 06 - 06:21 PM
number 6 10 May 06 - 04:38 PM
Paco Rabanne 10 May 06 - 03:17 AM
dianavan 10 May 06 - 02:35 AM
number 6 09 May 06 - 10:58 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: The Shambles
Date: 07 Jun 06 - 03:25 AM

His lawyer was just stating that he wasn't wearing his Chelsea football strip when he was enjoying it.

Maybe it is all this toe sucking that is weakening the metatarsals of our nation's footballers?


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: GUEST, Tory?
Date: 06 Jun 06 - 05:21 PM

So, is David Mellor claiming that he DIDN'T enjoy it?

(and I notice that the lovely Anne Widdecomb hasn't had a mention yet)


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 06 Jun 06 - 06:19 AM

Flamenco Ted, I thought you were in love with maggie thatcher ?

Your socialist friend, eric


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: The Shambles
Date: 06 Jun 06 - 05:39 AM

Martin Carthy certainly has many admiralable qualities - but perhaps his judgement of politicians is not one of them..........?

However I suspect that Martin would make a far better politician than Cecil Parkinson would make a folk singer.

And certainly make a better father......


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 06 Jun 06 - 04:02 AM

Martin Carthy once told me he had a great admiration for Cecil Parkinson - I can't remember why.

He must have had some admirable qualities.


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: The Shambles
Date: 06 Jun 06 - 02:47 AM

The Government referred to rather started the hanging on and the quick return to office of certain individuals, after being discredited, that we see now.

Before Cecil Parkinson's fall from office - victims of sex scandals tended to remain out in the cold. That Prime Minister was very quick to put him back into office. For reasons I think, not based on his abilities as a Minister.


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 05 Jun 06 - 06:38 PM

that particular government were a gang of really stupid liars. they had told everybody they had no plans to raise taxes before being elected. then when they got elected, the first thing they did was to say - well last week, we didn't have any plans to raise taxes but now we do.

they also had the good luck to be opposed by a leader of the opposition who couldn't string two words together, but expressed himself in sentences of about two hundred words.

Mellor was no worse than a hundred others - he just had the bad luck to have his little scandal at a time when everybody was particularly pigsick of politicians.


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Jun 06 - 04:59 PM

Whatabout him getting his toes sucked by that boneyard ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: The Shambles
Date: 14 May 06 - 03:41 PM

From the Press Complaints Commission.

Complainant name: The Rt Hon David Mellor QC
Report: 60
Paper: News of the World
Clauses noted: 1
Complaint:
The Rt Hon David Mellor QC complained through solictors that a reference to his affair with Antonia de Sancha inaccurately stated that he had enjoyed intimate relations with the actress whilst wearing a Chelsea football strip.
Resolution:
The newspaper agreed to mark its database with a suitable warning.


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 13 May 06 - 07:41 PM

Dianavan,

David Mellor was one of the long line of English politicians who got caught (metaphorically or literally) with their pants down, and lost their jobs.

Don T.


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: dianavan
Date: 12 May 06 - 11:19 PM

David Mellor in his Chelsea strip?

Who?

I googled and found alot of David Mellors. Most of them seemed interesting. Which guy do you mean?

Mrs. Mellor was my third grade teacher and the best teacher I ever had.


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: frogprince
Date: 12 May 06 - 10:58 PM

"Oh, they call it puppy lo-ove"...


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 May 06 - 10:57 PM

But that would have been considered quite liberal among the Neanderthals, wouldn't it?


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: frogprince
Date: 12 May 06 - 10:48 PM

I keep seeing this thread and thinking it should be about people who only do "missionary position"...


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: The Shambles
Date: 12 May 06 - 08:21 AM

As I'm sure Shambles knows, there will be sessions and singarounds in the Conservative Club at Wimborne folk festival, 9-11 June. They don't seem to mind that the songs include Miner's Life and John Tams' Rolling Home.

They also don't mind the usual set dancing that takes place to the session's music - but they may object to lovemaking on their dance floor? With or without wearing the required Chelsea strip.....Do you want to try it with me this year and see? *Smiles*


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Cllr
Date: 11 May 06 - 07:46 PM

I will probably be the only card carrying tory in the room!
Cllr


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 11 May 06 - 01:04 PM

As I'm sure Shambles knows, there will be sessions and singarounds in the Conservative Club at Wimborne folk festival, 9-11 June. They don't seem to mind that the songs include Miner's Life and John Tams' Rolling Home.

New this year for Sidmouth is the Sidmouth Con club as a festival venue - I think it's been suggested as a possibility for the folk club, but I might be thinking of the War Memorial hall.

Kitty


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 May 06 - 10:06 PM

Not if you are Mila Mulroney, it isn't.


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Deda
Date: 10 May 06 - 10:04 PM

"Conservative Love" is an oxymoron, isn't it?


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: GUEST,sorefingers
Date: 10 May 06 - 06:27 PM

Lush Bimbow ( naked but wearing suspenders and a bra ) and Laura The 'Shrieker' Ingraham.


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 May 06 - 06:21 PM

"I wonder who's kissing her now?" Belinda Stronach, that is. I think that if we got Belinda as Prime Minister of Canada and Hillary Clinton as President of the USA we'd be headed for a very interesting time in North America. Let's do it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: number 6
Date: 10 May 06 - 04:38 PM

Good one dianavan ... but unfortunately that romance evolved into Liberal Hate.

sIx


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 May 06 - 03:17 AM

Me and George Bush.


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: dianavan
Date: 10 May 06 - 02:35 AM

Peter MacKay and Belinda Stronach.

Oops, did I say something wrong?


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: number 6
Date: 09 May 06 - 10:58 PM

Hey ... we've been tricked ... Amos has swung this thread into Liberal Hate !!

sIx


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: number 6
Date: 09 May 06 - 10:57 PM

Yikes !! That would be horrific.

sIx


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 May 06 - 10:53 PM

How about a whole weekend with her?...think about that, if you will.


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: number 6
Date: 09 May 06 - 10:53 PM

Come on Amos ... deep down you think she's hot !!

sIx


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Amos
Date: 09 May 06 - 10:52 PM

Oh, and there's the undying affection between...what's her name, now...ummm... ... damn... (just a minute, ...lemme type "neoconservative bitch writer" into Google...press Enter.....here it is! "An Evening With Ann Coulter")...Ann Coulter and her well beloved self-image.


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: number 6
Date: 09 May 06 - 10:36 PM

I like it L.H ... it's such a relief to browse these posts and very pleasant ... not at all like Liberal Hate.

sIx


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 May 06 - 10:33 PM

This poor neglected thread is not getting enough attention.


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 May 06 - 06:24 PM

Here's Maureen McTier helping Joe Clark find something...

Ah, there it is...


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: autolycus
Date: 09 May 06 - 06:22 PM

The young couple in The Vicar of Dibey - took them ages to get anywhere.


   Ivor


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 May 06 - 06:21 PM

Here are Barbara and Conrad getting ready to flush a Canadian Liberal kitten down the toilet...

Bye, bye, Liberal kitty!


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 May 06 - 06:09 PM

Joe Clark and Maureen McTier?

Brian and Mila Mulroney?


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 May 06 - 06:00 PM

Barbara Amiel and Conrad Black.


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: The Walrus
Date: 09 May 06 - 05:59 PM

What about that Tory found hanging with an orange in his mouth (one of the Magatollah's 'empty suits', so please forgive me not remembering his name).

W


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 09 May 06 - 02:33 PM

Ken Barlow and Norma Major - the monotonous in full pursuit of the colourless.


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: number 6
Date: 09 May 06 - 02:31 PM

Consertative Love ... sounds a lot more 'warmer' than Liberal Hate .. but then a Canadian initiated this thread.

sIx


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 09 May 06 - 01:55 PM

David Bellamy and Bill Oddie?


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Gervase
Date: 09 May 06 - 01:27 PM

Stop it at once! I feel ill...


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: Emma B
Date: 09 May 06 - 12:53 PM

Margaret Thatcher and Margaret Thatcher?


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Subject: RE: BS: Conservative love.
From: The Shambles
Date: 09 May 06 - 12:39 PM

John Major and Edwina Currie.......


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Subject: BS: Conservative love.
From: The Shambles
Date: 09 May 06 - 11:11 AM

All I can think of is David Mellor in his Chelsea strip.


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