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BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!

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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: Kweku
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 03:54 AM

what for?


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: Janie
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 11:10 PM

Thanks. Anybody have a tissue?


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 10:59 PM

Be blessed.


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: beardedbruce
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 10:54 PM

GOD/GODDESS/DEITY bless you.


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: Janie
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 10:49 PM

achoo!


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: beardedbruce
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 10:41 PM

true- you want numbers of letters?


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 10:32 PM

all it takes is one.


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From: beardedbruce
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 10:31 PM

.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999998 more


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 09:27 PM

plus another.


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From: beardedbruce
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 08:51 PM

.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 more


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 08:49 PM

1 more.


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: beardedbruce
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 08:46 PM

1 what?


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 08:44 PM

...plus 1.


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: beardedbruce
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 08:40 PM

3.141592653589


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 08:37 PM

11,713


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: beardedbruce
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 08:36 PM

11,712? I miss the reference...


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 08:33 PM

11,712


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: beardedbruce
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 08:31 PM

Yes, so I doubt that another sonnet redouble is desirable...


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 08:25 PM

Boy, I was really expressive back then... ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: beardedbruce
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 08:05 PM

Remeber the time I posted my sonnet redouble?

"14 May 04 - 12:18 PM (#1216008)
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
From: Little Hawk

Bloody Hell!!! You are a sick man, beardedbruce. That is the most interminable lot of tripe I have ever tried to read. It begins nowhere goes nowhere and ends nowhere...then returns to its starting place and does it all over again. It is a mobius strip of maudlin excess that numbs the mind and petrifies the soul. The man who wrote it should have been thrown naked into a pit of famished chihauhaus. "


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: beardedbruce
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 04:52 PM

as long as each eight words had one syllable, it would work fine....


14 line iambic pentameter... 140...Caudated would let me get another 40 syllables...

Now, I could do it with a sonnet redouble.... but you DON'T want that.


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 04:45 PM

See if you can get 1066 words in it too. Or would that invalidate it as a sonnet?


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: beardedbruce
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 04:40 PM

Norman invasion?


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: beardedbruce
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 04:35 PM

not sure yet... any suggestions?


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: Peace
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 04:32 PM

What will yer Sonnet 1066 be about?


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: beardedbruce
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 04:19 PM

yes?


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: Peace
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 04:07 PM

pssssst


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: Kweku
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 12:35 PM

please lets have a silent night.


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 12:31 PM

......Auld lang Syne ---Charge!!!!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: Kweku
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 12:11 PM

good night everyone.


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 07:54 AM

the last word.


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: beardedbruce
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 11:16 PM

Someone request sonnets? I'm up to 1054...


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: GUEST,Elpy
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 10:09 PM

No! Not more sonnets! Anything but that!


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: Once Famous
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 10:03 PM

Thanks, Oh Great Bearded One.


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: beardedbruce
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 09:54 PM

One "wins" with patience and politeness- it bores most of the people here, so without anything to argue or complain about they leave the thread alone. That, and threats to put sonnets on...

Going ok- at work on the 3pm to 11pm shift today. Have a good seder if I don't get to wish you one later.


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: GUEST,Nitram Nosbig
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 09:48 PM

Thuck this fread! I demand that it be nosed clow!


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: Once Famous
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 09:39 PM

Oh, I don't know, Beardy.

Just having some fun with it. Maybe it will really get closed and I will win the last word.

But otherwise, how's it goin'?


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: beardedbruce
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 09:36 PM

Good evening, Martin.

Care to give a reason for your demands? No reason to close such a delightful exchange that I can see...


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: Once Famous
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 09:27 PM

Good Morning.


fuck this thread. I demand that it be closed now!

MOTHERFUCKTHISTHREADYOUMOTHERFUCKERS!


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 05:52 PM

A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it round you for warmth as you bound acroos the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on the brilliant marble sanded beaches of Santrraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrfoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow, heavy, River Moth; use it in hand to hand combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes, or to avoid thew gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal ( a mind bogglingly stupid creature, it assumes if you cant see it, it can't see you- daft as a brush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies, and of course dry yourself of with it if it still seems clean enough.
   More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a
strag ( strag: non hitchhiker) discovers a hitchhiker has their towel with them,, he will automatically assume he is also in possesion of a toothbrush, washcloth, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, ball of string, gnat spray, wet-weather gear, space suit, etc, etc. Furthermore, the starg will then happily lend the hitchhiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the Galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through and still know where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

HHGH, D. Adams.

Was that what you were afraid of, Peace?


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: autolycus
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 05:00 PM

One of my favoutite last words is on the Stan Freberg track "John and Marsha", namely, "Maaaaaarshhhhhhaaaaaaaa."


   Ivor


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: Peace
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 04:42 PM

I'm afraid to ask . . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: bobad
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 04:29 PM

Anyone got a towel?


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: beardedbruce
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 03:30 PM

nope, it should be this way down, and the other way up.


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: Peace
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 03:26 PM

Shucks, and here I was holding it the other way down. Drats!


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 03:23 PM

You need to hold it the other way up....

Numpty!


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: beardedbruce
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 01:36 PM

ok, we have been watching...


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: bobad
Date: 07 Apr 06 - 03:43 PM

Hey, I can do that, watch me!


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: Peace
Date: 07 Apr 06 - 02:33 PM

Hold the beer and watch this!


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Subject: RE: BS: Last word thread--get it while you can!
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 07 Apr 06 - 12:38 PM

Duck!


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