Happy Birthday William Shatner

Subject: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Purple Foxx
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 03:22 AM

He's 75 today.I know he has some friends here who would like to wish him well.
I'll never forget his interpretation of "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds."
It still causes me to wake up screaming on a regular basis.

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: jacqui.c
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 07:47 AM

Well above retirement age! Do you think there's any chance of him sailing off into the sunset and giving the rest of us a break?

Happy birthday Billy.

Subject: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Shatner!!!!
From: khandu
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 05:57 PM

This world has been abundantly blessed with the presence of THE MAN for 75 years!! Superb actor, splendid musician, marvelous dancer, who has bodly gone where no man has gone before. 75 wonderful years!

Happy Birthday to you, Sir!

k

PS...He has nice horses, too!

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Peace
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 06:06 PM

I just saw one of the original Star Trek episodes and he looks as young as he always did. Hasn't aged a bit. I hope everyone here looks that young at his age.

Happy Birthday, William.

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Dead Horse
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 06:31 PM

Peace you twit. Of course he looks young in Star Trek. Its set in the far future you dummy. He aint even born yet!!!
Thank the stars there is something to look forward to, say I.
I hope he keeps boldly going. Constipation is no joke at 75.

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Joe Offer
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 06:49 PM

Well, even though Mr. Shatner may record what he loosely terms "songs," he is hereby banished to the "BS" section.
-Joe-

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 08:57 PM

But of course he belongs in the "BS" section. Whattaya think "BS" stands for? Barbara Streisand?

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: khandu
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 09:33 PM

The "Bill Shantner" section...and here I've been defending Joe Offer when everyone called him an igmo! Sheeesh!

Kk

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Peace
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 12:31 AM

"Peace you twit. Of course he looks young in Star Trek. Its set in the far future you dummy. He aint even born yet!!!"

THAT explains the youthful appearance. Find William Shatner.

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 01:09 AM

Everyone knows the BS section was named after Shatner. Joe Offer is either playing dumb or just being contrary. Or else he's lost his faculties. ;-)

Well, Bill is getting on in years. It worries me sometimes, just like I worry about Bob Dylan too. And Leonard Cohen.

Thank God Winona Ryder is still young, eh?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR SHATNER!!!! The entire WSSBA is lit out with colored lights all week in your honour, and we shall hold a gigantic soiree! EEEEEEEEEEEEEE-YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH! (Howard Dean yells for Shatner)

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 04:08 AM

I hear Mr. Shatner's soiree isn't really that gigantic. It's just swolen up from that recurring infection the docs can't seem to get under control.

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Dead Horse
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 04:30 AM

Its worse than that, he's dead Jim.

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: gnu
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 06:59 AM

Any man that can pass a stone that big is a man amongst men.

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: robomatic
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 07:09 AM

It's life, Jim, but not as we know it
Not as we know it, Not as we know it!

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Joe Offer
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 11:21 AM

Oh, fer dumb. All this time, I thought "BS" meant "bullshit."
Guess I'd better go update the FAQ.
Happy 75th, Bill!
-Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Purple Foxx
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 11:24 AM

All jokes to one side Joe,the failure to BS this was mine.
Please amend as you see fit.

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 02:09 PM

Joe,

"BS" meaning "Bill Shatner" and "BS" meaning "Bullshit" are not mutually exclusive propositions, you know.

There's lots of room for overlap.

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Kaleea
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 04:10 PM

denny crane! old fart!

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 04:57 PM

Bill Shatner is currently featuring in an excellent series of telly adverts in the UK for Kellogs All Bran. I will certainly keep the BS regular.........
Happy belated, Captain.
Quack!
GtD.

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: GUEST,rarelamb
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 05:32 PM

Dieties do not have birthdays.

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 05:50 PM

Well said! Your honorary 2006-2007 WSSBA membership is on the way.

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: gnu
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 06:04 PM

Yes, they do. It is necessary as a reminder that we should all strive to achieve at least a minute semblance of their immortal genius.

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 06:08 PM

Well, they can opt to. Deities can do whatever they want. I believe Mr Shatner HAS opted to have birthdays.

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: GUEST,Cluin
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 07:45 PM

Saw a young Shatner on a movie on TCM today in The Brothers Karamazov opposite Yul Brynner and Richard Basehart. A young Bill S. with a Moe Howard style hair-do. *snicker*

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 09:29 AM

Why can't dieters have birthdays? They might have to have a smaller slice of cake, but that is all!!!
Quack!
GtD.

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: SINSULL
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 09:32 AM

And he struts around and emotes in Russian too! Very bad movie. But a glimpse into the brilliant career ahead for young Bill on the Starship Enterprise.