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What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II

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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: CarolC
Date: 13 Oct 00 - 07:19 AM

kendall,

I believe the original origin of your middle aged women quote was Mr. Benjamin Franklin. Judging from the portraits I've seen of him, I think he's the one who should have been grateful.

Carol


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: Ely
Date: 13 Oct 00 - 02:04 AM

Maybe I'm just a cold fish, but I find the complexities of humanity plenty interesting in hands-off situations.


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: WyoWoman
Date: 13 Oct 00 - 12:11 AM

Mbo, et al, It must be comforting to live in such a black and white world, and to know so clearly that you are right. I've never inhabited such a place and generally find human beings to be more complex than this ...

WW


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: catspaw49
Date: 12 Oct 00 - 11:41 PM

Well try to remember that when you have your dick in your mouth that its not a cigarette and don't light it.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: GUEST,boogerfinger
Date: 12 Oct 00 - 11:34 PM

im just looking for one the does not smell like burnning rubber.


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: DougR
Date: 12 Oct 00 - 11:00 PM

Right on, MBO! DougR


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: Mbo
Date: 12 Oct 00 - 10:50 PM

Like Radiohead says TRUE LOVE WAITS


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: DougR
Date: 12 Oct 00 - 10:47 PM

Well, MBO, that's good advice. I take it you are a supporter of the phrase, "Just say no." Es so?

DougR


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: Mbo
Date: 12 Oct 00 - 10:28 PM

Better idea...keep it in yer pants.


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: DougR
Date: 12 Oct 00 - 10:26 PM

WyoWoman: I've lost some good friends to AIDS too, and you are right. Somebody said one time (it would be interesting to actually know who), "better safe than sorry."

DougR


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: catspaw49
Date: 12 Oct 00 - 10:25 PM

Hey once was enough WW....I know I don't want any of that Andromeda Strain stuff on Joe Smackers, but its not possible anymore at all. But you do have a point.

HEY SINS......Doncha' hate that stuff? Consider that I do all the shopping around here too and people are still staring as I compare size, price, absorbency and all that on "pads and plugs." Lemme' give you one even worse. One of our cats is a Cornish Rex ( the curly haired things that look like ratbatcats) and they are susceptible to yeast infections on the skin and in the ears. SO.........as you're checking out with 6 tubes of Monistat 7.............

Spaw


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: WyoWoman
Date: 12 Oct 00 - 10:17 PM

Wellp, all kidding aside, boyz 'n' girlz, if you're sexually active -- particularly with more than one person and not in a monogamous relationship -- usin' 'em is better than the alternative.

Having had more than one friend die of AIDS and having several who've been living with it for years, I don't want to make light of the fact that they're a necessary evil if one is out there in the "scene." Granted, most of us on Mudcat aren't, or we wouldn't be here, glued to our computers, from which the most we can catch is a serious case of eyestrain. But ... I would very much hate all the 'eeeuuws' and 'icks' to keep even one person from practicing safe sex if that's what their own, very particular situation demands.

So, kids ... if you go out in the rain, be sure and wear your rubbers...

WW, Samurai Mama Rama


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: WyoWoman
Date: 12 Oct 00 - 10:13 PM

Wellp, all kidding aside, boyz 'n' girlz, if you're sexually active -- particularly with more than one person and not in a monogamous relationship -- usin' 'em is better than the alternative.

Having had more than one friend die of AIDS and having several who've been living with it for years, I don't want to make light of the fact that they're a necessary evil if one is out there in the "scene." Granted, most of us on Mudcat aren't, or we wouldn't be here, glued to our computers, from which the most we can catch is a serious case of eyestrain. But ... I would very much hate all the 'eeeuuws' and 'icks' to keep even one person from practicing safe sex if that's what their own, very particular situation demands.

So, kids ... if you go out in the rain, be sure and wear your rubbers...

WW, Samurai Mama Rama


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: Kim C
Date: 12 Oct 00 - 05:24 PM

Yeah, you fill em up with water and throw em off the roof.


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: SINSULL
Date: 12 Oct 00 - 02:33 PM

moonie,
I think I can solve your problem. See, you're not supposed to wear it. Your partner is. Putting it on or in you to get it on ....nevermind.

Someone at my local pharmacy has hung the dental floss packets and condoms side by side. Of course people move them around on those rods. To get ultra-fine waxed peppermint floss, I have to dig through a gross of assorted colors, flavors, sizes, etc. Embarrassing, especially when a neighbor walks in and I am cradling 10 or so condom packs and contemplating others.


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: catspaw49
Date: 11 Oct 00 - 06:59 PM

Yeah Kendall....I think we need to get Art too and a few others.....like Bill's droll wit.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: DougR
Date: 11 Oct 00 - 06:46 PM

Ah ha, Kim C. so you know whereof Spaw and I speak!

Remember the scene in "The Graduate" when Dustin Hoffman was buying condoms? Very funny.

DougR


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: Kim C
Date: 11 Oct 00 - 05:21 PM

Oh, y'all! Even before I went on the Pill back in the Jurassic age I bought all my own contraceptives. Of course, I did go very far away from home so I wouldn't run into anyone I knew............


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: Jim Krause
Date: 11 Oct 00 - 03:11 PM

EEEEWWWW YUK! Never use 'em


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: kendall
Date: 11 Oct 00 - 03:10 PM

hay Spaw, how about a laugh in? We could do a humor workshop on the song page on an off night..Maybe we could talk Art into coming too? Catch as catch can, no holds barred?


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: DougR
Date: 11 Oct 00 - 03:04 PM

Both funnies (Spaw and Kendall) DougR


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: kendall
Date: 11 Oct 00 - 09:02 AM

I overheard a conversation between an old lady and a drug store clerk. :Young man..do you sell Viagra?"
"Yes ma'm we do."
"Do they really work?"

"Yes it really does."

"Can you get it "over the counter?"
"I could if I took two!"


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: catspaw49
Date: 11 Oct 00 - 12:19 AM

Yeah, the feamle pharmacist thing is tough. I had a severe sexual problem at one point which kept me in a constant state of arousal. I went into a pharmacy and of course there were TWO not just one females running the joint....worse, they owned it! I gathered up every ounce of courage I had and explained my condition to them and asked what they could do for me. They went into the back for a minute and then came out and the older one said they could give me seven thousand dollars and a half interest in the store.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: DougR
Date: 11 Oct 00 - 12:01 AM

Kimmers: Before the surgery that made such things unnecessary, I had a terrible time screwing (no pun intended) up the courage to buy the things. I am talking several years ago, when the thingys were not hanging on the wall of every 7-11, Circle K, grocery, and drug store. When you bought them, the person waiting on you had to open a drawer (the loudest sound in the world that drawer opening) or reach under the counter. Imaginary alarms went off the moment that the pharmacist bent down to retreive the merchandise. If a female pharmacist was on duty when I walked in ...forget it!

DougR


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: kimmers
Date: 10 Oct 00 - 10:27 PM

Brr... condoms.

I have two condom stories. When I was a resident, I did an elective at some of the high-school-based student health centers run by the county. At one of the schools, I was sitting in the front office, shootin' the shit with the office staff when a sweet-faced boy came in and asked shyly for some condoms. The secretary gave him a bag of them. I was on the verge of making some inane comment when the nurse snickered and told me that he comes in every week for a bag. "We're not sure *what* he actually does with them.

The other isn't so much a story as a confession. I was a very focused adolescent and college student, as well as very devout. So, you guessed it... I was a virgin bride at 25, whereupon I went on the Pill and so never had to deal with the dratted rubber thingies. Until one day a couple of years ago, I was taking a medication that made the Pill less effective, and didn't want to take any chances. The hubby and I were on vacation up in Canada and naturally wanted a little action. I bravely took it upon myself to seek out the necessary equipment, assuring my husband that I was a physician and therefore beyond embarrassment. People, I wandered into three drugstores before I got over my chagrin enough to buy the silly things. It didn't help that this was in Whistler, B.C. which is sort of a spawning ground anyway.

And no, my husband hadn't bought them before either. And no, we didn't like them one bit.


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: DougR
Date: 10 Oct 00 - 07:54 PM

Moonjen: Your partner would in, all likelihood, be delighted to show you how to put one on.

DougR


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Oct 00 - 01:18 AM

Okay, Spaw...I checked out the so-called dental dam site. Yuckk!!! I am no longer curious. That is the stupidest thing I've heard of since George Bush tried to pronounce "nuclear"...


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: kendall
Date: 09 Oct 00 - 11:15 PM

a teen age boy went to a drug store to buy condoms. He asked the price, the clerk said "$1.50, plus tax." the kid said "If thats how you keep them on, forget it."


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: bbelle
Date: 09 Oct 00 - 10:24 PM

Ok. I will state this once and for all ...

I have never personally used and condom and never will.

I never could get the hang of how I was supposed to put it on.

moonjen


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: WyoWoman
Date: 09 Oct 00 - 10:21 PM

'Spaw, did you say a good pecker? For Heaven's sake, you just seem determined to bring down the level of this discourse. Here we're trying to have a rational discussion about contraception and prophylactics and YOU -- you just have to bring sex into it. Honestly, I ...

Huhhn?

oh. ...

nivver mind

ww

p.s. and yes, Annapmillpmillp, I couldn't agree more ...


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: DougR
Date: 09 Oct 00 - 10:11 PM

Spaw: I assume it is safe to assume you would never recommend a product you, yourself, have not tried. Es so?

DougR


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: harpgirl
Date: 09 Oct 00 - 10:08 PM

Yes, I agree with Mbo. Sing that song, please and I will be satisfied!*wink*harp


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: Mbo
Date: 09 Oct 00 - 10:06 PM

Kendall, you must now sing "Cum On Feel The Noize" as penance for your sin! ;-) No lie, in Japan we saw condoms called "Pink Broccoli". The puzzlement increases (no pun intended)


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: kendall
Date: 09 Oct 00 - 10:03 PM

Sorry you took that personally! It was NOT aimed at you, or anyone else I know. It was just a stupid quote from a neanderthal back home...geez


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: harpgirl
Date: 09 Oct 00 - 09:48 PM

...on behalf of all menopausal women, KENDALL MORSE!!!! I demand an apology!!!!!


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Oct 00 - 05:24 PM

Now you've got me curious, Spaw. I'll check out the dental dam thing (or is it dental damn thing?) tonight. Gotta fly!


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: annamill
Date: 09 Oct 00 - 05:19 PM

WW, that was very well said. That's one of the many reasons I sooo love my Honey. But, I think it should be mutual. I know, as a woman, pleasing is important to me too. And not just sex.

Love, annamill (I'm still writing annap and changing it)


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: Kim C
Date: 09 Oct 00 - 04:54 PM

I been on the Pill since I been married and even before that. :)

I hear that in Japan, condoms actually come in sizes.


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: catspaw49
Date: 09 Oct 00 - 11:57 AM

Brings a whole new meaning to being a good picker don't it?

Spaw


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: WyoWoman
Date: 09 Oct 00 - 11:49 AM

but intriguing ...


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: catspaw49
Date: 09 Oct 00 - 11:40 AM

Well, just so you don't confuse the two. Condomed fingers would result in some real sloppy pickin' and the other just sounds painful.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: Little Neophyte
Date: 09 Oct 00 - 08:49 AM

Well, the best music analogy I can come up with when it comes to wearing condoms is.......
Its like having to wear finger picks because your nails have worn down, yet you would rather play your instrument with your bare fingers.

Little Neo


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: WyoWoman
Date: 08 Oct 00 - 08:49 PM

Thenkyew, thenkyew one and all. And of course, Catspaw puts it all into instant perspective for us all: I'm sensitive, let's get nekkid. (Should this go in the "Rise Up, Jock" thread?)

ww


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: kendall
Date: 07 Oct 00 - 10:20 PM

moonjen, that was NOT MY quote. It was that of an old fashioned neanderthal whom I know.


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: catspaw49
Date: 07 Oct 00 - 09:58 PM

Hey!!! Hellfire now, I'M a sensitive guy..............Now how 'bout we all git nekkid?

Except for Hawk........Hawk I'm gonna' help you out here pard.....DENTAL DAMS....Just a lick away.....uh, click, make that click

Spaw


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: bbelle
Date: 07 Oct 00 - 09:37 PM

And a HIP, HIP, HOORAY for WW!

You take the words right out of my mouth ... and far more cleverly, I might add.

Say it with Hallmark ... DO IT with style!

moonjen


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Oct 00 - 09:36 PM

Hey, it's fun to play the straight man every now and then...specially to Spaw's funny man. If you think I'm gonna read that whole other thread tonight...think again. I've got something better to do.

WyoWoman - Right on! Men adore pleasing women, and become quite stressed out when, for one reason or another, they can't seem to do so (and I ain't just talkin' about sex here). To genuinely please a woman gives me a warm glow all over. It's an absolutely basic impulse, and one of the best things about life.


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: Art Thieme
Date: 07 Oct 00 - 09:23 PM

AMEN !


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: WyoWoman
Date: 07 Oct 00 - 08:14 PM

Thank you, CarolC. You definitely would (like my friends) and Moonjen, you returned the favor, albeit an evening laugh.

Well, I, for one, neither swell nor tell, and I'm also grateful as hell whenever something lovely comes along. I just expect the gratitude to be a two-way street -- being "serviced" is utterly icky, and sometimes it seems that's how men think of it. At least that's how it occurs to women when we hear phrases like "grateful as hell." However, I think if we penetrate this issue a bit (yup, that was I.P. -- intended pun) -- we might see that one of the best things about men's character and emotional makeup -- and a part that usually goes completely unrecognized -- is how much they love pleasing women. Sexually, sure, and in many other ways. Not all of them, by no means, but it IS an important aspect of the male psyche, I believe. But because we have such weird and warped ideas about sexuality and about emotion -- and about men -- this impulse devolves into the "servicing" ickiness.

However, radical that I am and the soul of compassion, I think it's simply generous of me to give my (strictly hypothetical) man the opportunity to express the best of his inner nature ... I look on it as my very own missionary work.

ww


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: bbelle
Date: 07 Oct 00 - 08:13 PM

This is too funny. Little Hawk ... love ya darlin' but you are outmatched by 'spaw.

Say "Goodnight, Gracie" and go back to writing limericks.

moonjen


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