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BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak

GUEST,catsPHiddle@work 14 Sep 05 - 06:24 AM
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Morticia 14 Sep 05 - 10:00 AM
Peace 14 Sep 05 - 10:08 AM
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Subject: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: GUEST,catsPHiddle@work
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 06:24 AM

Happy Birthday Liz, hope you have a good one!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: jimmyt
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 06:41 AM

Same from here Liz!! I wish I could make you a cake!   jimmyt


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: Emma B
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 06:42 AM

Many happy returns Liz and may chocolate be with you


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 06:49 AM

Many Happies Oh Squeaky One, Limpit and Manitas will of course do all the housework and cooking for a week as a birthday treat.

((((xxx))))

Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: Essex Girl
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 06:50 AM

Happy Birthday Liz. Trust you had a good day on Sunday. Sorry we couldn't make it. Hope you can visit soon.
Linda


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: Fibula Mattock
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 06:54 AM

Happy birthday Liz!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: pixieofdoom
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 06:54 AM

Hope you have a very happy birthday Liz!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: Bobert
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 07:14 AM

Cake is in the mail...

Have a Happy B-Day, LtS...

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: MBSLynne
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 07:14 AM

Happy Birthday Liz!!!!

Love Lynne


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 07:25 AM

Squeeky Squeek Squeek, Squeek Squeek!
Squeeky Squeek Squeek, Squeek Squeek!
Squeeky Squeek Squeek, Dear Liz The Squeek!
Squeeky Squeek Squeek, To You!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: MudGuard
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 07:29 AM

Happy Birthday, Liz!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: Amos
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 08:07 AM

All the Chuaou you can eat, now and forever, Liz!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: MMario
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 08:47 AM

one word.

chocolate.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: freda underhill
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 08:52 AM

HB, LtS!

bw

f


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: catspaw49
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 08:52 AM

A very Happy Birthday to you Liz!!! I hope you had chance to shave your chest hair for the occasion, or perhaps even got a wax. Now that's a wax for a woman as opposed to a wax job for men. I mean, well, you know, the male version involves "whipping the bishop" and that sort of thing......or didn't you know? If not.........

Probably the only thing better than stroking it yourself is to have a Chinese girl do it for you. Knew a guy with a priapic condition (for all you dumbasses, that's a boner that just won't quit) and he met this nice Chinese girl who was really interested in him. They were sitting on the couch and she was whispering in his ears, running her tongue around them, and things were progressing along. He asked her if she could help him with his "condition" and she said, "Oh yes. You need a wax job." He had had his sausage polished before on many occasions but figured this was something especially Oriental and so he agreed.

She left the room and came back with two flat paddles, a ball of colored ribbons, and some handcuffs. Once again she ran her tongue around both his ears and then took down his pants. Without comment, she took his priapic member and laid it on one of the paddles, gently tying it in place with the ribbon. Again she kissed both cheeks and delicately ran her tongue around his ears. Then she handcuffed both hands behind his back and picked up the other paddle. She raised it high above her head and with a loud shriek, slapped it down on top of the other, flattening his willie between them. The guy's entire body stiffened as though it were undergoing an electrical shock......and the wax shot out of his ears.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 09:29 AM

Geez. ANOTHER birthday. Seems like someone somewhere has one of these every day or two. Maybe if we all just decided that enough was enough we could vote to end these. Save us all a lot of time just by not having to blow out all those candles. Probably never get everyone to agree to such a logical proposal though. So, anyway, Happy Birthday LtS. Before lighting the candles you might want to alert the Fire Brigade, just in case you know.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: Morticia
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 10:00 AM

All together now.........Y.M.C.A!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: Peace
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 10:08 AM

Happy Birthday, Liz.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 10:08 AM

I'd bake you a cake, Liz, but since getting it from my oven to your table is a bit of a challenge I'd have to eat the whole thing myself.

Errr....

Devil's food cake with chocolate fudge icing. That's our favorite, isn't it?


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: gnu
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 11:22 AM

I'll bring the Heavenly Hash Ice Cream for that cake. Happy Birthday Liz.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 11:39 AM

Enjoy
G ¦¬]


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: BaldEagle2
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 12:19 PM

I'll drink to that.

Have a great day, Liz.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 12:20 PM

Thank you all, so far today has been chocolate free but I aim to remedy that later and have a threesome with my two favourite men, Ben and Jerry......


Morty..... Every year I think, can she better last year, and every year, you do it...... do you buy them as you need them or do you have a 'supplier'?!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: Tannywheeler
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 12:55 PM

Hip, hip--and hooray besides that. This is so much fun. We should do it often, but as busy as we are I suppose it has to be held to once a year. Too bad. More chocolate cake, please.      Tw


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: Guy Wolff
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 01:08 PM

My favorite is Chocolate cake with butter sugar iceing !!! Oh and some chocolate icecream on the side.. Can you still get that Devonshire cream icecream ???.. I remember that even creamier then Ben and Jerry's .


                               Happy Birthday ,

                                                                              Guy


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 01:33 PM

Happy birthday, dream lover.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 03:33 PM

Peanut butter chocolate cake with butter cream icing.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: fat B****rd
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 03:54 PM

I've had chocolate cake with butter sugar icing tonight. If I'd known it was your birthday LTS I'd have thought of you. ATB from fB. X


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 04:00 PM

I'm sure you can find a Death By Chocolate which is more imaginitive than just a cake, Liz......

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

Quack!
Geoff.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: Pseudolus
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 04:18 PM

Happy Birthday Liz!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 04:36 PM

Steak Diane, profiteroles and a damn good bottle of Barolo... worked for me!

Thanks again, everyone.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: My guru always said
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 05:09 PM

Hey Congrats LtS, enjoy!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: Tig
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 05:21 PM

Hippo burpday Liz and many happy returns (to the pub, chocolate or any other place of your desires)

Lots of love and hugs

Tig, The Badger and Firecat
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: Col K
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 05:59 PM

Happy Day of Chocolate,or should that be Birthday.
Knowing you its the same.
Lots of love
Col


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: Micca
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 06:14 PM

Our Squeaky we tease about cats
we ply her with Choc in large Vats
But make her laugh out
and you'll receive a clout
from a great falling shower of deaf Bats


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: Mrs Cobble
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 06:54 PM

HAVE Squeaking good fun ...........and chocolate

Mrs ans Cobble


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: vectis
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 07:33 PM

HAPPY BURFDAI LIZ!!!! :-)))))


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: Amos
Date: 14 Sep 05 - 07:33 PM

Her parents did things in December
They told her they just don't remember!
But now that she's older,
When the season turns colder,
Her Septembers remember December!

Merriest of Days, LTS!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: Alaska Mike
Date: 15 Sep 05 - 01:22 AM

Happy Birthday, Liz.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: Metchosin
Date: 15 Sep 05 - 01:24 AM

Happy Birthday!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: el_punkoid_nouveau
Date: 15 Sep 05 - 02:52 AM

Late again! Well, it just keeps the fun going... HB Liz!

epn


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: Crystal
Date: 15 Sep 05 - 03:49 AM

Many happy returns!
Crystal


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: GUEST,Stephen L. Rich
Date: 15 Sep 05 - 04:09 AM

Happy Birthday, Liz!!!!!!

Stephen Lee


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: Partridge
Date: 15 Sep 05 - 04:13 AM

Happy Birthday Liz.

Pat x


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: Leadfingers
Date: 15 Sep 05 - 04:16 AM

Hippo Birdie !!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Sep 05 - 04:17 AM

Well Liz the continuation of this thread over several days must surely give you the excuse you need to indulge yet again in calorific pastimes, after all....
"What does it profiterole a woman if she should gain the whole world, but suffer the loss of her just desert"
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: Wilfried Schaum
Date: 15 Sep 05 - 06:36 AM

Little bit late, but nevertheless happy birthday to you, with a sweet kiss
[engl. chocolate kiss]

Wilfried


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: sian, west wales
Date: 15 Sep 05 - 07:49 AM

Happy Belated etc's. Sorry, I was outa town yesterday and didn't catch this one!

Hope it was memorable!

siân


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: JennyO
Date: 15 Sep 05 - 11:58 AM

A bit late, but Happy Birthday anyway! Sounds like you had a good one! Did you manage to get yourself covered in chocolate?

Jenny


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: CarolC
Date: 15 Sep 05 - 12:51 PM

Happy Birthday!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: lady penelope
Date: 15 Sep 05 - 03:13 PM

There was Mudcatter called Squeak
Who when sighting chocolate went eek!
But that couldn't impeach
On the decibels reached
When she heard men in leather go 'creak'!


Happy birthday! (I'll get me cloak....)


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 15 Sep 05 - 04:02 PM

3 limericks, what did I do to deserve that?!

Birthday treats continue - had lunch with a good friend today.. more cream filled goodies and the biggest sausage I've seen for ages!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: lady penelope
Date: 15 Sep 05 - 04:48 PM

!!!?!??!?!?!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: Alan Day
Date: 15 Sep 05 - 05:50 PM

Happy Birthday
From
Drifter,Piper,Mouse,Hetty,Cally my English Setters
Tosh & Alfie my cats
And me


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 15 Sep 05 - 06:45 PM

Hoppy Bidet Liz.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: jaze
Date: 15 Sep 05 - 08:44 PM

Have a Happy one ,Liz.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: GUEST,A Diamond
Date: 16 Sep 05 - 01:25 PM

Our first posting ever, you should feel honoured! Happy birthday,Eddy will wear his leathers tonight and think of you! Squeak, squeak! A,E,A & O xx


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 16 Sep 05 - 01:28 PM

Houston we have a problem.
G ¦¬]


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 16 Sep 05 - 04:43 PM

Especially as it's Amanda!!!

Thanks and I consider myself duly honoured!

I will think of leather trousers and possibly drool a little!
LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: Raedwulf
Date: 17 Sep 05 - 12:57 PM

Now where the hell did my contribution go? I know I posted to this last night... Ah well, ever-continuing & continuous happy days, m'dear!

R


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: jacqui.c
Date: 17 Sep 05 - 01:36 PM

Belated happies Liz. May the next year bring you all the chocolate that you can eat.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 17 Sep 05 - 02:12 PM

Gawd you ain't 'arf draggin' this one out gal!!
G ¦¬]


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: rock chick
Date: 17 Sep 05 - 06:55 PM

Hope you had a good one,

lol xx


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 18 Sep 05 - 04:25 AM

Birthdays aren't over until all the chocolate has gone, and I still have a goodly supply left!

Thanks again everyone.

LTS


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