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BS: What is your porn star name?

GUEST,Skipy 28 Jun 05 - 05:29 PM
*Laura* 28 Jun 05 - 05:32 PM
LilyFestre 28 Jun 05 - 05:32 PM
Jerry Rasmussen 28 Jun 05 - 05:35 PM
gnu 28 Jun 05 - 05:38 PM
GUEST,Peter Woodruff 28 Jun 05 - 05:51 PM
Ebbie 28 Jun 05 - 06:10 PM
Little Hawk 28 Jun 05 - 06:15 PM
John MacKenzie 28 Jun 05 - 06:22 PM
*daylia* 28 Jun 05 - 06:27 PM
Rapparee 28 Jun 05 - 06:37 PM
SussexCarole 28 Jun 05 - 06:57 PM
ranger1 28 Jun 05 - 06:59 PM
Catherine Jayne 28 Jun 05 - 07:01 PM
GUEST,sorefingers 28 Jun 05 - 07:01 PM
Blowzabella 28 Jun 05 - 07:06 PM
Emma B 28 Jun 05 - 07:06 PM
GUEST 28 Jun 05 - 07:11 PM
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jaze 28 Jun 05 - 07:43 PM
jimmyt 28 Jun 05 - 08:20 PM
mack/misophist 28 Jun 05 - 08:50 PM
SINSULL 28 Jun 05 - 09:00 PM
jimmyt 28 Jun 05 - 09:47 PM
frogprince 28 Jun 05 - 11:41 PM
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Little Robyn 29 Jun 05 - 02:18 AM
Dave Hanson 29 Jun 05 - 02:21 AM
GUEST,.gargoyle 29 Jun 05 - 02:27 AM
MBSLynne 29 Jun 05 - 02:43 AM
Richard Bridge 29 Jun 05 - 05:02 AM
MBSLynne 29 Jun 05 - 05:20 AM
Torctgyd 29 Jun 05 - 06:42 AM
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Subject: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 05:29 PM

This has probably been done already - if so please wipe!
If not, we had a laugh in the pub a few days ago, this is how you choose your porn star name:-
use the name of your first pet, then the your mother's maden name.
That makes me:-
Patch Bedford.

Skipy


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: *Laura*
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 05:32 PM

I'd be Dampster English. but that's boring so as my mum never changed her name, I'll use Rose.
And if I take the name of my SECOND pet (as I've swapped the name round) it's much better

Pebble Rose.

xLx


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: LilyFestre
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 05:32 PM

Mine would be Fluffy Kostenbader!

Michelle


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Jerry Rasmussen
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 05:35 PM

Tipper Holliday


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From: gnu
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 05:38 PM

"Extra".


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From: GUEST,Peter Woodruff
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 05:51 PM

"Woody!"

Peter Woodruff


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Ebbie
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 06:10 PM

Lucky Miller


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From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 06:15 PM

Frisky Habetz


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 06:22 PM

Sputnik MacKenzie, my Mother never changed her name either.
G..


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: *daylia*
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 06:27 PM

Frisky Habetz! :-D ROTFLMAO!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 06:37 PM

Beany Mueller?????????????


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: SussexCarole
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 06:57 PM

Sweetypie Cartwright !


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: ranger1
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 06:59 PM

Hazel Mulherin. Doesn't really sound like a porn star, though. More like a school marm.


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 07:01 PM

Mitzi Ramsay!


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From: GUEST,sorefingers
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 07:01 PM

Snowy Kerr


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From: Blowzabella
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 07:06 PM

Ricky Coburn ????


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Emma B
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 07:06 PM

Pussy Britten!


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From: GUEST
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 07:11 PM

Smut Jones


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From: GUEST
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 07:22 PM

Gingee O'Brien


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From: jaze
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 07:43 PM

Addie McCaffrey


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From: jimmyt
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 08:20 PM

THongs to Thing


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: mack/misophist
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 08:50 PM

Leopoldina Vest doesn't work at all. Leopoldina begat Igor, which is a little better, but still no cigar.


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: SINSULL
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 09:00 PM

I was and will remain Bon Bon the Yum Yum Girl - circa 1967


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: jimmyt
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 09:47 PM

I am sure there is a story there somewhere Sinsull!


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From: frogprince
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 11:41 PM

Yeeesh:


TIPPY PEACOCK.


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: JennyO
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 11:54 PM

Fluffy Simpson


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Little Robyn
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 02:18 AM

Too many Fluffys in this lot. I would be too. Does that mean we lack imagination?
Robyn


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 02:21 AM

Cooking Fat [ well thats what it sounded like ] Kershaw.

eric


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 02:27 AM

I LOVE threads like this.



SS# easy, ph# easy, PW easy



Mother's Maiden Name = Difficult (unless phished from threads) posted by "Guests"



Sincerely,

Gargoyle



PLEASE do not post "REAL" data Have fun, be safe, and remember "not everyone plays FAIR."


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: MBSLynne
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 02:43 AM

Shep Stapleford. Sounds like a country and Western singer.

I tried some of the names of other pets but nothing really worked. P'raps I just wasn't meant to be a porn star?!?

Love Lynne


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 05:02 AM

Bomber Hogg. I like that one.

Bomber was a fat cat, so named because of his resemblance to the A-bomb "fat boy". He was called "Sooty" before he became so fat, but I don't think the resulting name

Sooty Hogg    would have suited me as a pornstar since I am white.

He disappeared one night and we assumed he came second to a wombat (we were living in Australia at the time). The second cat was female which would have made me

Mittens Hogg - not so suitable for a male person such as myself I think!


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: MBSLynne
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 05:20 AM

Bomber Hogg sounds more like a WWII Flying Ace I think

Love Lynne


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Torctgyd
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 06:42 AM

Skip (or Tinker - we had a cat and a dog when I was born) Rankin


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: mooman
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 06:45 AM

Has been done before but, anyway...!

***Ginger Mullarkey***

Peace

moo


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 06:52 AM

Rusty Ironside. Wow! Like it.


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Wolfgang
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 06:56 AM

Monnaie Null

Wolfgang


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Splott Man
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 07:26 AM

I'm a Fluffy too...

Fluffy Lambkin!


Top that!


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: rich-joy
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 08:03 AM

Smokey Sydney!

or, if using the variant that I am familiar with : "first street where you ever lived" :

Smokey Rutland!




Cheers! R-J


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: CStrong
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 08:30 AM

Midnight McLean.

Wow. That's pretty good.


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Alice
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 09:17 AM

Irish McConnell
(Irish was a red cocker spaniel)


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: C-flat
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 11:23 AM

Otto Richardson.

Sounds like I need a seventies moustache to match it!


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: GUEST,jOhn
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 11:28 AM

Killer Smith.


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: PoppaGator
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 01:04 PM

The way I learned it, your porn star first name is your first pet's name (as noted above), but the surname is your childhood street name.

That would make me Schatzie Townsend, which seems better to me than when comes of the pet-name/mother's-maiden-name format. to wit: Schatzie McCartney.


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 01:17 PM

Using the street name I'd be ...

Yalittletwat Silkin


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Firecat
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 01:21 PM

Maiden name :- Purrbell Jackson
Street name :- Purrbell Quarry

Not sure which is best!


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 01:29 PM

It doesn't work for me.   Our first cat's name was Pedro.   

Pedro Kabosky would not get much work in the porn industry.


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Little Robyn
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 04:04 PM

That would be better - the first cat I can remember was my Nana's cat Elmer and we lived in Jackson Street.
Elmer Jackson. Now that's a good name!
Robyn


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Alice
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 04:08 PM

Poppagator, we did this in an earlier thread some years ago (don't remember how long) and I think it was a different combo of names as you suggest.


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: The Curator
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 04:26 PM

Would have to be truthful so it would be IVOR BIGGIN.


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Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Emma B
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 04:38 PM

rich-joy , using the street format I'd be either......

Pussy Queen ......first apartment or
Pussy Willow......first house!

lol - maybe I'm the reincarnation of a porn star!


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