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BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau

Liz the Squeak 15 Jun 05 - 04:54 AM
Liz the Squeak 15 Jun 05 - 05:21 AM
MBSLynne 15 Jun 05 - 05:22 AM
Liz the Squeak 15 Jun 05 - 05:31 AM
Don(Wyziwyg)T 15 Jun 05 - 06:08 AM
Liz the Squeak 15 Jun 05 - 06:20 AM
Don(Wyziwyg)T 15 Jun 05 - 06:31 AM
John MacKenzie 15 Jun 05 - 06:39 AM
JennyO 15 Jun 05 - 06:53 AM
Liz the Squeak 15 Jun 05 - 07:17 AM
Flash Company 15 Jun 05 - 07:28 AM
jimmyt 15 Jun 05 - 07:30 AM
Liz the Squeak 15 Jun 05 - 07:31 AM
Liz the Squeak 15 Jun 05 - 07:32 AM
Micca 15 Jun 05 - 07:35 AM
GUEST 15 Jun 05 - 07:37 AM
jacqui.c 15 Jun 05 - 07:41 AM
MBSLynne 15 Jun 05 - 07:44 AM
Stilly River Sage 15 Jun 05 - 08:11 AM
Leadfingers 15 Jun 05 - 08:31 AM
A Wandering Minstrel 15 Jun 05 - 08:31 AM
artbrooks 15 Jun 05 - 08:38 AM
GUEST,MMario 15 Jun 05 - 08:42 AM
GUEST,catsPHiddle 15 Jun 05 - 08:53 AM
artbrooks 15 Jun 05 - 09:08 AM
Stilly River Sage 15 Jun 05 - 09:16 AM
JennyO 15 Jun 05 - 09:24 AM
GUEST,MMario 15 Jun 05 - 09:28 AM
ranger1 15 Jun 05 - 09:42 AM
C-flat 15 Jun 05 - 09:56 AM
jimmyt 15 Jun 05 - 10:58 AM
GUEST,MMario 15 Jun 05 - 11:03 AM
Flash Company 15 Jun 05 - 11:16 AM
Tinker 15 Jun 05 - 11:44 AM
GUEST,MMario 15 Jun 05 - 11:50 AM
Rapparee 15 Jun 05 - 11:57 AM
GUEST,MMario 15 Jun 05 - 12:01 PM
GUEST,Gluon 15 Jun 05 - 12:11 PM
GUEST,The Giant Squid 15 Jun 05 - 12:13 PM
John MacKenzie 15 Jun 05 - 12:16 PM
Tinker 15 Jun 05 - 12:16 PM
rumanci 15 Jun 05 - 12:16 PM
Dave (the ancient mariner) 15 Jun 05 - 01:37 PM
John MacKenzie 15 Jun 05 - 01:50 PM
Micca 15 Jun 05 - 02:38 PM
jacqui.c 15 Jun 05 - 02:53 PM
DougR 15 Jun 05 - 02:54 PM
GUEST,MMario 15 Jun 05 - 02:58 PM
jacqui.c 15 Jun 05 - 03:58 PM
DougR 15 Jun 05 - 04:01 PM
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Subject: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 04:54 AM

Welcome back folks... pull up a chair, move the cat out of it and take a seat....

Now sit back, chill out, grab a drinking vessel and have a tipple of your choice. Share.

   \_/    (_)?    |_|    C|_|    \_/?


LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 05:21 AM

Did I mention the 6 bars of chocolate I have here?

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: MBSLynne
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 05:22 AM

Whew..thanks Liz. *slumps into a comfy chair. Gods I've missed this place! Could you pass me a brandy alexander please? Anything to eat? How about some music?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 05:31 AM

Music? Certainly... how does a little Swarbrick grab you? I'm in the mood for some merde chaud fiddling.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 06:08 AM

Ah, that's better. There's nothing like a nice cosy pub, where you can sit and socialise after a hard day's surfing.

Mine's a pint of real ale please.

Hi folks, nice to see you all.

Don T.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 06:20 AM

(the answer is... a little Swarbrick grabs you by the hand firmly and says, 'mine's a pint'!)

Don - you're welcome, just don't wipe your feet on the cat.

I'm snuggled into my corner with a pint and a kitten, the former being larger than the latter; and some sewing..... bliss!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 06:31 AM

Wouldn't dream of it, Liz. I've two cats myself, and tend to spend most of my leisure with one or the other curled up on my lap. Therapeutic, no end.

Don T.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 06:39 AM

I like pussies too so I'll pull up a stool {sorry Doc} and rest my weary ass. I'll have a pint of Gale's HSB please bar steward which I shall consume while I peruse your collection of stuffed animals; fancy being stuffed and mounted! BTW Liz is that a beaver I see over there?
Slainthe
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: JennyO
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 06:53 AM

Just pulled the campfire over here where all the action seems to be!

Yoo hoo - Joe Offer! I'm here and ready to give you that virtual backrub I promised you!

Got a keg of Guinness with me too.

Here's a few to go on with - (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_)

And here's a toast to Max and the Mudcat, and all who sail in her.

TO MUDCAT - LONG MAY SHE LIVE TO RISE AND RISE AGAIN!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 07:17 AM

Mmmmmmmmmmm toasssssst

Got me craving toast now..... Chicken on a raft anyone? (OK, so it's not Monday morning but who gives a rats?)

Butter, marmalade, jam, cheese or egg?

<>

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Flash Company
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 07:28 AM

Hey Liz, No cravings please, you never know what they might lead to!
Great bar tho', love the decor. Lets all get legless!!!!

FC


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: jimmyt
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 07:30 AM

I will have a pink squirrel please, and one for my lifemate, Oaklet who is parking our cute little sportscar out back. OH I just love pubs! They are so very........masculine, don't you think, Oaklet me love? my goodness, sitting on this stool with these leather trousers, and don't forget my new rawhide thong collection. Drink up mates! Liz, may I pet your kitten? I promise you I am perfectly safe


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 07:31 AM

Yes, I thought the new crisp white paintwork with the burnt chicken motif was rather fetching.... I may rethink the shag pile though..... there are some sheep outside looking furtive.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 07:32 AM

Safe you may be, pet you ain't!!!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Micca
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 07:35 AM

Ok. I'll ask, Is the shag pile a carpet or an orgy?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 07:37 AM

Swarbick sounds a good name for a new cocktail


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: jacqui.c
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 07:41 AM

Those sheep look even mpre worried now that Micca's arrived.

I'll have a cold Chardonnay and some crystallised ginger please. That corner looks good, I can sit and watch the world go by and admire the sparkly new Tavern. Oh yes, here's Seamus comingto curl up by my chair.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: MBSLynne
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 07:44 AM

The latter I hope Micca! I was just going to go and join the pile when I'd finished my drink. Shove that donkey off the stool and have a seat.

Can I have vegemite on my toast please Liz?

Yes please Jimmypooh...I'd love another drink. Cheers everyone!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 08:11 AM

Bert's card still good?

Make mine a dark Mexican beer. Negra Modelo will work for me.

Some night, eh? I don't usually drink beer at 7 in the morning.

A dog rushes in, wagging and wiggling, and approaches all of the cats, who spit and turn and leave.

Sorry about that. She's new, but she loves 'em. I'll try to keep her from swinging from the rafters.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Leadfingers
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 08:31 AM

OK - I'l just dump all the instrument cases in the corner ready for when the session starts , and I'll have a pint of that Guiness to be doing on with please .


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: A Wandering Minstrel
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 08:31 AM

The wandering minstrel staggers in with a barrel. He sets it up right, It is the sort of barrel to last about twelve hours. It is the sort of barrel that has an irrelevant height. He proceeds to dispense a fine dark mild from it.

\_/ \_/


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: artbrooks
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 08:38 AM

6:35 here...but it must be afternoon somewhere. Could I have a pint of stout, please? Something drinkable...not Guiness! Ahhhhh...that's good. SRS, mind if I sit here and pet your dog?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 08:42 AM

Lobster and bacon omelet please?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: GUEST,catsPHiddle
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 08:53 AM

Trust my husband to ask that question...anyway if its the latter...I'm joining in!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: artbrooks
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 09:08 AM

Lobster and bacon omelet? And here I thought this was a kosher establishment.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 09:16 AM

Just watch out, Art--she has industrial strength slobber. Look at that poor cat she licked--it's like she has gel or mousse in her fur with it all standing up in waves that way. Here, have a handy-wipe for just in case.

I agree, it IS afternoon somewhere. And I'll try some of that fine dark mild.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: JennyO
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 09:24 AM

Guinness coming up for you, Terry.

I did keep some of it aside for the Beef and Guinness pies that are being made, even as we speak - mmmmmmmm, what an aroma!

The shag pile sounds tempting - maybe after I've eaten...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 09:28 AM

Art - there is a fully kosher kitchen (actually two!) available out back- But I stay out of it as I don't know all the rules...*grin*. but the regular kitchen caters to us goyim.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: ranger1
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 09:42 AM

A pint of Murphy's for me, and a bowl of water for Clancy. Oh, here's Seamus and Jacqui! 'Bye Clancy, don't you and Seamus get into too much trouble, and leave the kitty-cats alone.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: C-flat
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 09:56 AM

"A PINT OF SWARBRICKS' AND A STEAK&KIDNEY PIE PLEASE!"
Since I've been on this Ron Atkins diet I've never felt better!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: jimmyt
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 10:58 AM

COuld we have a hot dog with ketchup? I sure miss Chicago!!!!!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 11:03 AM

How could you possibly miss Chicago? It's in the same place it's always been, and it's certainly big enough.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Flash Company
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 11:16 AM

I feel a song coming on......

There's a tavern in the town where I mean to settle down
Where the grub and liquor always really swell,
Organised by Liz the Squeak since the middle of this week
It's that Little Mudcat Nouveau where I dwell

Well the first night I was there was a night beyond compare,
Every one had come to party, you could tell,
And the shag-pile on the floor just kept growing more and more
At the Little Mudcat Nouveau where I dwell.

Well the chicken on the raft was drinking pints of draught,
And the eggs were growing legs I have to tell
And the lobster thermidors were attacking lady's drawers,
At the Little Mudcat Nouveau where I dwell.

Well a new Bartender came, and Jack Daniels was his name,
He was serving all the ladies at great speed,
Some guy muttered with a snicker,'Does that mean he's a hard liquor?'
And several girls immediately agreed

Well the sheep were running wild and the cats were getting riled,
'Cos The Sages dog was running round as well,
And the queue outside the door it went on for evermore,
At the Little Mudcat Nouveau where I dwell.

I really must break myself of the habit, better go now.....

FC


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Tinker
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 11:44 AM

Oh, I'm just going to sit here in front of the wide open doors, while the cool breezes waft in.... surprise me with something long and cool, perhaps a little tart and sassy.

Feels good to put my feet up.

tinker


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 11:50 AM

surprise me with something long and cool, perhaps a little tart and sassy



jayzus1 tinker - you looking for a drink or a date!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 11:57 AM

Redeye rotgut Monoghela, por favor, the worst stuff you got. I have to get fightin' mad to write a diatribe to my Board of Trustees (not about this place, about something else).


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 12:01 PM

Got Just the stuff for you, Rapaire!

Espirito Esperanza the efforts of my B-i-l and our neighbor to produce a wine - horrible to begin with and long since half-turned to vinager. Garunteed to give more hangovers per ounce then any other drink known to humanity.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: GUEST,Gluon
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 12:11 PM

Quark!


Quark!


Quark! 



Quark!


Quark!


Quark!


Quark!





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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: GUEST,The Giant Squid
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 12:13 PM

Splosh. Splosh splosh.


(Translation, via Mudcat Translation Service: Didja miss me?)


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 12:16 PM

Well I've had enough beer I'm beginning to feel a bit bloated [and me past the menopause too] I think it may be time to break out the Brennevin, 'Hey Liz pass me the pickled rotten shark when you're finished with it' all I need now is a bit of that dried fish to keep me chewing all night.
Aananda!
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Tinker
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 12:16 PM

MMario, I've got a good man, just looking for a refreshing drink..jeesse...   I'm just too tired of waiting on folks to even make up my own mind.


tinker


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: rumanci
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 12:16 PM

Somewhere over the rainbow Gluon ?
Does Mother know you're out ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 01:37 PM

put yer bleeding kilt back on Micca, the shag pile is a carpet


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 01:50 PM

He once jumped a broomstick, so obviously even the house furnishings aren't safe. That's a funny place to find carpet fluff though Micca!
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Micca
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 02:38 PM

Giok, Carpet Fluff??? Thats me Sporran!!!!!! and I will have a Large Welsh Malt whiskey "Penderyn" Very tasty!! and a pint of Benenden or Gibbon Strangler Cider,


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: jacqui.c
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 02:53 PM

jimmy - you scared all the dogs out the room and it's too much trouble to go find them.

Who let the squid out of the jello pit again?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: DougR
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 02:54 PM

Int the old days there was Jello wrestling! No Jello wrestling in this Tavern? It can't be the Mudcat Tavern. Where's Big Mick when you need him?

DougR


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 02:58 PM

I believe he's hiding out until the new cropof potatoes comes in - he has a reputation to uphold you know, and a salt-potato just won't cut it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: jacqui.c
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 03:58 PM

Doug - you want jello wrestling, then get it started. We're just relaxing and getting over the shock of losing the 'Cat like that.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: DougR
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 04:01 PM

jacque: Me? Never. Everbody knows I'm a peace lovin' man.

DougR


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