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Bobert 11 Apr 05 - 10:46 PM
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Stilly River Sage 12 Apr 05 - 12:34 AM
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The Curator 12 Apr 05 - 04:25 AM
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Subject: BS: Big Breasts?.......
From: Bobert
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 10:46 PM

Well, well, well...

This ain't got nuthin' to do with Martin but looks as if the US governemnt is now trying to figure out if its okay to reapprove of silicon breast implants fir women...

Now ain't this yer tax dollars at work, 'er what???...

But seriously, hey, why this *big* push for big artifical breasts, especially when we have schools without heat 'er 1/5th of our kids living in poverty?

Bobert


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From: GUEST,Sidewinder.
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 10:49 PM

Answer:Baywatch.

Regards.

Sidewinder.


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From: Bill D
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 10:50 PM

two groups pushing that agenda....surgeons........and some women. Makes me sad.


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From: GUEST
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 10:50 PM

Big Breasts?.......

No thanks, one set's more than enough.


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From: harpgirl
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 11:03 PM

..wrong wooden bowl breath! surgeons and MEN!
I like my factory originals...


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From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 11:05 PM

Not this woman. I wonder if American women have been brain-washed or something? Big boobs are a pain in the ass (as it were. . . )

SRS


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From: khandu
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 11:17 PM

A very titilating topic here. There is a lot of support for this idea. There are a bunch of boobs running the government & they all time finding new ways to waste money. Soon we will be strapped. Wish we could get some uplifting news some times.

Thanks, Bobert, for keeping us abreast of this situation.


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From: Amos
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 11:17 PM

The belief that virtue is proportional to mass in that department is just another example of mass thinking. What some call mass consciousness. I think men contribute largely but I know women who have also been completely obsessed with the subject, as though it were some key to the Magic Kingdom or something, rather than just the Playboy Club! :D


A


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From: beardedbruce
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 11:26 PM

AP story...


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From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 12:34 AM

The real story.

It was like this with my son--visits to the NICU for two weeks.

This works.

Okay, so this kid may be swamped. . .

Just a reminder that other mammals don't worry about the size of the glands, just what they do.

Just a very nice photo (notice her eye contact).

And, in case you wondered, though Picasso stuck them any ol' which way, he also knew how they worked.

SRS

P.S. Totally unrelated: Boob heard round the world


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From: Peace
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 01:40 AM

Sounds like it could be a take-off on a Randy Travis song:

. . . and ain't that the shits
I ain't in love with yer tits . . . .

I have spoken to this topic before and I will once again. If you love her for her boobs then there are three assholes in the relationship. She's got one, you got one and you are one. Get a grip--they're milk factories! Jaysus . . . . And women who get suckered into the notion that breast enlargements will make them more attractive--well, see a psych, not a surgeon.

BM


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From: Peace
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 02:43 AM

Excellent photo essay, SRS. THAT's what breasts are for. Now, if I hadn't turned into a quiet, peaceful, gentle individual, I would go off on a f#$@*&# rant about advertising and Hollywood and the cretinous b$%#$%#$ who have so changed out culture that we have become bloody idiots. MEN AND WOMEN. But, I have turned into a quiet, peaceful gentle individual, so I won't.

PS The baby is beautiful.


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From: Peace
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 02:50 AM

PS SRS, I posted 12 Apr 05 - 01:40 AM before I read your photo essay, FYI.


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From: The Curator
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 04:25 AM

Sounds like a storm in a D CUP to me.


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From: GUEST
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 04:31 AM

The bigger the better, what a handful.....


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From: John O'L
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 04:37 AM

What about the Shorter Tighter Skirts lobby?

Are they up in arms?


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Breasts?.......
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 04:39 AM

Over the top


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From: The Curator
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 04:40 AM

No John, but they are about to put their hands up shortly.


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From: Michael
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 05:30 AM

Thanks Guest!That spoiled my breakfast. Gross.
Mike


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From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 05:34 AM

Big breaths.

Yeth, and I'm only thixteen..

The old ones are the old ones.

:D


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Breasts?.......
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 05:37 AM

In that photo were those 3 gross women standing 3 abreast or 6 abreast?
G..


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Breasts?.......
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 05:47 AM

giok the fact they were standing at all, defies some rule of gravity?


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From: GUEST
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 07:04 AM

Bush said dont look at THESE or THESE


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From: Leadfingers
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 07:27 AM

More than one SBH is a waste !!






SBH ?? Standard British Handful !!


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From: GUEST
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 07:36 AM

They need to check out the dislocated shoulder thread


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From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 07:43 AM

Cant beat a pair of blue tits near your nuts


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From: jacqui.c
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 07:45 AM

A number of times in my life I have wanted to just put a finger under a man's chin and direct his gaze away from my boobs to make eye contact. With age this problem has lessened as gravity takes its toll, which has made me feel a lot more comfortable.

Seems to come back to media influence again - if you ain't got enough down there you ain't worth anything. Problem is - when that message gets instilled from an early age and the women lauded as being 'role models' all seem to be well endowed some girls will get the idea that they must change their natural attributes.

I really can't say what drives those with an ample sufficiency to want to go to such horrendous lengths though - that is just an aberation.


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From: GUEST
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 08:10 AM

Oh little Flo
I love you so
Especially in your nightie
When the moonlight flits across your tits
Ah Jesus Christ almighty.


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Breasts?.......
From: Bobert
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 08:13 AM

And what's with the FCC gettin' all hot and bothered if any part of *guys* butt crack shows while when it comes to a woman's body, they're showing more and more and more all the time... Yeah, like whats' that all about, anyway...

(Ahhhhh, Bobert. Have you happened to check out the gender makeup of the legislature? And just how many women FCC comissioners are there?)

Nevermind, I withdraw my question...

Bobert


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From: GUEST,Giok
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 08:37 AM

There is the theory that the only guys who don't like small tits have got big mouths.
G ¦¬]


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From: The Curator
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 08:45 AM

This is imPAIRative.


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From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 09:04 AM

Pretty much always been a "leg man" myself. Or, more precisely, a...oh, never mind. Aesthetic balance is all.


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Breasts?.......
From: ToulouseCruise
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 09:46 AM

Something I wrote a few years back...




Why Smarter Women Have Smaller Breasts -- Brian Cormier

Think about it fellas, you know it's true. Walk into a library or research lab or any typically intelligent area, and check out the female workers (like you don't already). Make an observation. Now go to a spot that is less MENSA intensive, like a retail purse store or fast food restaurant. Make a similar observation. I have completed extensive research on this (spending almost an entire lunch hour) and have discovered that, in fact, IQ levels seem to be inversely proportional to bra size. Not in every case, mind you, but still a high enough majority to make a difference.

Personally, I have always thought that this developed through the stereotyping of females during their school years. The big boobers flirt with their teachers, the male (and some female) ones get a little excited, and then things go a little easier for them in the classroom. Suddenly that D becomes a B (the grade, not the cup size), and despite a lack of intelligence, the gal glides through school. Meanwhile, our smaller-chested friends must fight and scratch their way through, especially since the genetically-lower intelligence level of a typical female versus a typical male puts them at an immediate disadvantage. Therefore, they must study harder to achieve the grade levels required (fortunately for them, they usually have their Friday and Saturday nights available for further studies).

Okay, I gotta be fair. We all know smart chicks with nice hooters – they are definitely out there. I have a lot of well-rounded lady friends who also happen to be damn smart. But we also all know a hell of a lot of dumbass chicks with massive hogans. And last night, I think I figured out the real reason why the smart ones are more likely to have just a handful to work with.

Yep, you got it. Genetics.

I was on the Internet, doing my usual surfin' and chattin', when I ran into a gal I used to talk with a while back. We'll call her Sharon, though her real name is Francine Holland of Atlanta, Georgia. After a bit, our conversation went in the direction that all Internet chats between a guy and a gal will go: Toilet Seats. You know the old story, guy leaves it up, gal wants it down. If she was going to argue it from the standpoint that it looks much cleaner when it is down, I probably would have agreed that she had a good point but that I would still leave it up here in my own apartment. But Sharon took it in a whole new direction, of course…

"But you have never gotten up to pee in the middle of the night and fallen in, cuz some dumbass went and left the toilet seat up!"

If she thought that was going to be a convincing comment, she was in for a rude awakening. After a moment of recovery, I replied, "You know, it's funny… I have never EVER heard of a guy getting a wet arse due to not putting the seat down. Are you actually saying you would sit down for a piss before checking the seat… and then call the person who left the seat up the dumbass??"

She replied, "Yes!"

"C'mon," I said, "that is like saying a woman can't tell if a door is open or not before walking through:
   Man: Hmm, there is door. Door is closed. Must open before I walk through.
   Woman: Hmm, there is door. THUMP. Ouch. THUMP. Ouch. Oh, I should open it first?
That must be why God gave women breasts, so they don't break their noses!"

Taken slightly aback, Sharon said: "Okay then, what about me?" (Now mind you, I have seen a few pictures of her --very attractive, nice person, mid-sized melons. But of course, women never seem to feel that they are large enough, so she considers herself to have no chest.)

"I guess you must be more like a man then, smart enough to open the door at least half the time!"

At this point, our conversation digressed away from our current topic, but I think you get the picture. The truth has finally come out. Stupidity in women is not a direct result of large breasts, the converse is actually true. Genetics has developed a system of protection for those less-than-genius ladies to prevent broken bones and bruises…

Gotta love effective bumpers, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Breasts?.......
From: Ebbie
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 11:38 AM

"Meanwhile, our smaller-chested friends must fight and scratch their way through, especially since the genetically-lower intelligence level of a typical female versus a typical male puts them at an immediate disadvantage." ToulouseCruise

You were sayin'?


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Breasts?.......
From: ToulouseCruise
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 11:45 AM

I'm sorry... I have a cold


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From: Charmion
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 12:00 PM

ToulouseCruise, please -- just reassure me -- you don't really believe any of that twaddle, do you? You were just kidding with every single character and space? I hope? PuhLEEEEZE?


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From: frogprince
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 12:02 PM

I can see at least one rationale for surgical breast augmentation; if a woman has lost one or both to *&%# cancer, and she personally can't handle the change in her appearance, then by all means let her make her decision as to what to do about it. But even thinking in the shallowist way, as a male who certainly enjoys the look of those things, in whatever size: the typical implanted set is a grotesquely shaped parody of something lovely.


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From: ToulouseCruise
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 12:12 PM

OF COURSE I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!!

a few years back, I was approached to write a weekly column in a current events/arts/whatever type publication in my city. Specifically, there would be myself and a lady writing, well, sexist/chauvenistic-typed articles, all meant as fun-in-cheek... though, the editor confided in me that he would hope I could generate a little bit of nasty (e)mail from the "Femi-nazi's" (his word, not mine)... the mag never got off the ground, mostly due to his organizational problems, but I ended up writing a few similar columns (including one on Monica Lewinsky vs HillBillary, and one on Urinal Etiquette)

And yes, all of it is tongue and cheek

Brian


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From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 12:13 PM

Brucie, I thought that first baby photo with the great smile was as good as any nursing photos I've seen.

For those who may have felt cheated when viewing the baby photos, here's a photo of one of the most visible boobs in the world these days.

SRS


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From: frogprince
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 12:25 PM

Guess what I got when I tried that, SRS;
Forbidden
You don't have permission to access /things/dubya_sucks/time_dubya.jpg on this server.

Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

Is there an explanation for that that I would like better than what first comes to mind?


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From: Ebbie
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 12:28 PM

Same here, SRS.


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From: GUEST,Chas
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 12:30 PM

Small buttocks.


There I've said it.


I think I'm all grown-up now.


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Breasts?.......
From: jimmyt
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 12:40 PM

Let me pose a question here. What difference does it make? If a woman wants to have plastic surgery to have larger breasts, or to have a facelift, or whatever cosmetic changes she decides to make, what difference does it make? (or a man for that matter)

Is she hurting anyone with this decision? Is the surgeon doing something wrong here? I am trying to see just what the point is. If someone wants to have larger breasts and feels it will help her feel better about herself, how is this really any different from cosmetics, hair color, make up, what clothes she wears, etc?

I read a bumper sticker once that I really thought was great. It said, "If you don't believe in abortion, don't have one." This is sort of the same concept. I probably have opened another kettle of fish here, but really, in the big picture, shouldn't people be able to do what they want without other people passing judgment on whether it is wrong or right? Just asking.


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From: frogprince
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 01:16 PM

You're entirely right, Jimmy, as to the individual having the sole right to the decision. And I don't mean I stand in judgment of women who have implants. I do feel, though, that quite a few of them do it because our culture has pounded a bogus "bill of goods" into their heads.


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From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 01:26 PM

Concur, Jimmy.

We get tempted, being so full of ideas, to drum up a few on any subject. SRS' idea about women being inundated with false values by commercial interests is one I share, but the other side of the coin is, we all learn in our own ways how to parse the genuine from the bogus, and the important from the trivial. It's nopt our call tomake what another judges as important or relevant.

I usually elect to remain silent in a sort of benevolent disagreement on such items! :D

Of course in discussions relating to the commons -- politics and law and Mudcat free-for-alls -- why, open the floodgates and let loose the dogs of rhetoric! :D

A


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From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 03:04 PM

I got that response now when I tried it, but the link tested out okay earlier. Maybe the FBI is keeping track of Mudcat and blocked it. Try this.

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Breasts?.......
From: Peace
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 03:11 PM

There are circumstance under which 'plastic surgery' should be considered, both for men and women. However, all is not as clear as it may seem. TV and commercials are insidious. They have managed to change the way we perceive ourselves. People can do what they want, but at least in Canada, I feel that folks shouldn't use public health care to turn 34As into 38Cs just because they saw Baywatch and have decided they require more breast to be like Pam.

In my youth I went with a gal who was very big busted. The agonies she suffered in school--from grade 7 on--were incredible. She was a lovely, kind and intelligent girl, but the teasing she received was ugly and damaging. It was unfair and quite cruel. I hope I never judge a gal on the size of her breasts or the sag of her ass. Lord knows I'm no treat for the eyes, and if I was a woman, I would hate to think people judged me in that manner.


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From: GUEST,28G
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 03:17 PM

Don't ask me, I come from a family where several members have had to fight for a breast REDUCTION on the NHS. Successfully in 3 out of 4 cases. Thinking about it myself after I breastfeed my last baby.


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From: Peace
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 03:22 PM

Dear GUEST,28G,

The gal I went with some 35 years ago would certainly agree. Luck to you.


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Breasts?.......
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 03:29 PM

Bruce, as a point of interest, you wouldn't go from a 34A to a 38C, you would go from a 34A to a 34C. The letter is the size of the breast, so if it gets bigger, the letter goes higher up the alphabet. The number, while not actually the circumference of the rib cage immediately under the breasts, is representative of the part of the bra that has to go around the ribs to stabilize the cups.

SRS


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