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Subject: BS: Big Breasts?.......
From: Bobert
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 10:46 PM

Well, well, well...

This ain't got nuthin' to do with Martin but looks as if the US governemnt is now trying to figure out if its okay to reapprove of silicon breast implants fir women...

Now ain't this yer tax dollars at work, 'er what???...

But seriously, hey, why this *big* push for big artifical breasts, especially when we have schools without heat 'er 1/5th of our kids living in poverty?

Bobert


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From: GUEST,Sidewinder.
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 10:49 PM

Answer:Baywatch.

Regards.

Sidewinder.


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Breasts?.......
From: Bill D
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 10:50 PM

two groups pushing that agenda....surgeons........and some women. Makes me sad.


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From: GUEST
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 10:50 PM

Big Breasts?.......

No thanks, one set's more than enough.


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From: harpgirl
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 11:03 PM

..wrong wooden bowl breath! surgeons and MEN!
I like my factory originals...


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From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 11:05 PM

Not this woman. I wonder if American women have been brain-washed or something? Big boobs are a pain in the ass (as it were. . . )

SRS


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From: khandu
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 11:17 PM

A very titilating topic here. There is a lot of support for this idea. There are a bunch of boobs running the government & they all time finding new ways to waste money. Soon we will be strapped. Wish we could get some uplifting news some times.

Thanks, Bobert, for keeping us abreast of this situation.


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From: Amos
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 11:17 PM

The belief that virtue is proportional to mass in that department is just another example of mass thinking. What some call mass consciousness. I think men contribute largely but I know women who have also been completely obsessed with the subject, as though it were some key to the Magic Kingdom or something, rather than just the Playboy Club! :D


A


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From: beardedbruce
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 11:26 PM

AP story...


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From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 12:34 AM

The real story.

It was like this with my son--visits to the NICU for two weeks.

This works.

Okay, so this kid may be swamped. . .

Just a reminder that other mammals don't worry about the size of the glands, just what they do.

Just a very nice photo (notice her eye contact).

And, in case you wondered, though Picasso stuck them any ol' which way, he also knew how they worked.

SRS

P.S. Totally unrelated: Boob heard round the world


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From: Peace
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 01:40 AM

Sounds like it could be a take-off on a Randy Travis song:

. . . and ain't that the shits
I ain't in love with yer tits . . . .

I have spoken to this topic before and I will once again. If you love her for her boobs then there are three assholes in the relationship. She's got one, you got one and you are one. Get a grip--they're milk factories! Jaysus . . . . And women who get suckered into the notion that breast enlargements will make them more attractive--well, see a psych, not a surgeon.

BM


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Breasts?.......
From: Peace
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 02:43 AM

Excellent photo essay, SRS. THAT's what breasts are for. Now, if I hadn't turned into a quiet, peaceful, gentle individual, I would go off on a f#$@*&# rant about advertising and Hollywood and the cretinous b$%#$%#$ who have so changed out culture that we have become bloody idiots. MEN AND WOMEN. But, I have turned into a quiet, peaceful gentle individual, so I won't.

PS The baby is beautiful.


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Breasts?.......
From: Peace
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 02:50 AM

PS SRS, I posted 12 Apr 05 - 01:40 AM before I read your photo essay, FYI.


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From: The Curator
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 04:25 AM

Sounds like a storm in a D CUP to me.


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From: GUEST
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 04:31 AM

The bigger the better, what a handful.....


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From: John O'L
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 04:37 AM

What about the Shorter Tighter Skirts lobby?

Are they up in arms?


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Breasts?.......
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 04:39 AM

Over the top


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From: The Curator
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 04:40 AM

No John, but they are about to put their hands up shortly.


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From: Michael
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 05:30 AM

Thanks Guest!That spoiled my breakfast. Gross.
Mike


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From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 05:34 AM

Big breaths.

Yeth, and I'm only thixteen..

The old ones are the old ones.

:D


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From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 05:37 AM

In that photo were those 3 gross women standing 3 abreast or 6 abreast?
G..


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Breasts?.......
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 05:47 AM

giok the fact they were standing at all, defies some rule of gravity?


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From: GUEST
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 07:04 AM

Bush said dont look at THESE or THESE


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From: Leadfingers
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 07:27 AM

More than one SBH is a waste !!






SBH ?? Standard British Handful !!


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From: GUEST
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 07:36 AM

They need to check out the dislocated shoulder thread


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From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 07:43 AM

Cant beat a pair of blue tits near your nuts


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From: jacqui.c
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 07:45 AM

A number of times in my life I have wanted to just put a finger under a man's chin and direct his gaze away from my boobs to make eye contact. With age this problem has lessened as gravity takes its toll, which has made me feel a lot more comfortable.

Seems to come back to media influence again - if you ain't got enough down there you ain't worth anything. Problem is - when that message gets instilled from an early age and the women lauded as being 'role models' all seem to be well endowed some girls will get the idea that they must change their natural attributes.

I really can't say what drives those with an ample sufficiency to want to go to such horrendous lengths though - that is just an aberation.


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From: GUEST
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 08:10 AM

Oh little Flo
I love you so
Especially in your nightie
When the moonlight flits across your tits
Ah Jesus Christ almighty.


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Breasts?.......
From: Bobert
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 08:13 AM

And what's with the FCC gettin' all hot and bothered if any part of *guys* butt crack shows while when it comes to a woman's body, they're showing more and more and more all the time... Yeah, like whats' that all about, anyway...

(Ahhhhh, Bobert. Have you happened to check out the gender makeup of the legislature? And just how many women FCC comissioners are there?)

Nevermind, I withdraw my question...

Bobert


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From: GUEST,Giok
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 08:37 AM

There is the theory that the only guys who don't like small tits have got big mouths.
G ¦¬]


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Breasts?.......
From: The Curator
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 08:45 AM

This is imPAIRative.


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From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 09:04 AM

Pretty much always been a "leg man" myself. Or, more precisely, a...oh, never mind. Aesthetic balance is all.


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Breasts?.......
From: ToulouseCruise
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 09:46 AM

Something I wrote a few years back...




Why Smarter Women Have Smaller Breasts -- Brian Cormier

Think about it fellas, you know it's true. Walk into a library or research lab or any typically intelligent area, and check out the female workers (like you don't already). Make an observation. Now go to a spot that is less MENSA intensive, like a retail purse store or fast food restaurant. Make a similar observation. I have completed extensive research on this (spending almost an entire lunch hour) and have discovered that, in fact, IQ levels seem to be inversely proportional to bra size. Not in every case, mind you, but still a high enough majority to make a difference.

Personally, I have always thought that this developed through the stereotyping of females during their school years. The big boobers flirt with their teachers, the male (and some female) ones get a little excited, and then things go a little easier for them in the classroom. Suddenly that D becomes a B (the grade, not the cup size), and despite a lack of intelligence, the gal glides through school. Meanwhile, our smaller-chested friends must fight and scratch their way through, especially since the genetically-lower intelligence level of a typical female versus a typical male puts them at an immediate disadvantage. Therefore, they must study harder to achieve the grade levels required (fortunately for them, they usually have their Friday and Saturday nights available for further studies).

Okay, I gotta be fair. We all know smart chicks with nice hooters – they are definitely out there. I have a lot of well-rounded lady friends who also happen to be damn smart. But we also all know a hell of a lot of dumbass chicks with massive hogans. And last night, I think I figured out the real reason why the smart ones are more likely to have just a handful to work with.

Yep, you got it. Genetics.

I was on the Internet, doing my usual surfin' and chattin', when I ran into a gal I used to talk with a while back. We'll call her Sharon, though her real name is Francine Holland of Atlanta, Georgia. After a bit, our conversation went in the direction that all Internet chats between a guy and a gal will go: Toilet Seats. You know the old story, guy leaves it up, gal wants it down. If she was going to argue it from the standpoint that it looks much cleaner when it is down, I probably would have agreed that she had a good point but that I would still leave it up here in my own apartment. But Sharon took it in a whole new direction, of course…

"But you have never gotten up to pee in the middle of the night and fallen in, cuz some dumbass went and left the toilet seat up!"

If she thought that was going to be a convincing comment, she was in for a rude awakening. After a moment of recovery, I replied, "You know, it's funny… I have never EVER heard of a guy getting a wet arse due to not putting the seat down. Are you actually saying you would sit down for a piss before checking the seat… and then call the person who left the seat up the dumbass??"

She replied, "Yes!"

"C'mon," I said, "that is like saying a woman can't tell if a door is open or not before walking through:
   Man: Hmm, there is door. Door is closed. Must open before I walk through.
   Woman: Hmm, there is door. THUMP. Ouch. THUMP. Ouch. Oh, I should open it first?
That must be why God gave women breasts, so they don't break their noses!"

Taken slightly aback, Sharon said: "Okay then, what about me?" (Now mind you, I have seen a few pictures of her --very attractive, nice person, mid-sized melons. But of course, women never seem to feel that they are large enough, so she considers herself to have no chest.)

"I guess you must be more like a man then, smart enough to open the door at least half the time!"

At this point, our conversation digressed away from our current topic, but I think you get the picture. The truth has finally come out. Stupidity in women is not a direct result of large breasts, the converse is actually true. Genetics has developed a system of protection for those less-than-genius ladies to prevent broken bones and bruises…

Gotta love effective bumpers, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Breasts?.......
From: Ebbie
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 11:38 AM

"Meanwhile, our smaller-chested friends must fight and scratch their way through, especially since the genetically-lower intelligence level of a typical female versus a typical male puts them at an immediate disadvantage." ToulouseCruise

You were sayin'?


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Breasts?.......
From: ToulouseCruise
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 11:45 AM

I'm sorry... I have a cold


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Breasts?.......
From: Charmion
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 12:00 PM

ToulouseCruise, please -- just reassure me -- you don't really believe any of that twaddle, do you? You were just kidding with every single character and space? I hope? PuhLEEEEZE?


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Breasts?.......
From: frogprince
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 12:02 PM

I can see at least one rationale for surgical breast augmentation; if a woman has lost one or both to *&%# cancer, and she personally can't handle the change in her appearance, then by all means let her make her decision as to what to do about it. But even thinking in the shallowist way, as a male who certainly enjoys the look of those things, in whatever size: the typical implanted set is a grotesquely shaped parody of something lovely.


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Breasts?.......
From: ToulouseCruise
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 12:12 PM

OF COURSE I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!!

a few years back, I was approached to write a weekly column in a current events/arts/whatever type publication in my city. Specifically, there would be myself and a lady writing, well, sexist/chauvenistic-typed articles, all meant as fun-in-cheek... though, the editor confided in me that he would hope I could generate a little bit of nasty (e)mail from the "Femi-nazi's" (his word, not mine)... the mag never got off the ground, mostly due to his organizational problems, but I ended up writing a few similar columns (including one on Monica Lewinsky vs HillBillary, and one on Urinal Etiquette)

And yes, all of it is tongue and cheek

Brian


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From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 12:13 PM

Brucie, I thought that first baby photo with the great smile was as good as any nursing photos I've seen.

For those who may have felt cheated when viewing the baby photos, here's a photo of one of the most visible boobs in the world these days.

SRS


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From: frogprince
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 12:25 PM

Guess what I got when I tried that, SRS;
Forbidden
You don't have permission to access /things/dubya_sucks/time_dubya.jpg on this server.

Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

Is there an explanation for that that I would like better than what first comes to mind?


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From: Ebbie
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 12:28 PM

Same here, SRS.


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From: GUEST,Chas
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 12:30 PM

Small buttocks.


There I've said it.


I think I'm all grown-up now.


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Breasts?.......
From: jimmyt
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 12:40 PM

Let me pose a question here. What difference does it make? If a woman wants to have plastic surgery to have larger breasts, or to have a facelift, or whatever cosmetic changes she decides to make, what difference does it make? (or a man for that matter)

Is she hurting anyone with this decision? Is the surgeon doing something wrong here? I am trying to see just what the point is. If someone wants to have larger breasts and feels it will help her feel better about herself, how is this really any different from cosmetics, hair color, make up, what clothes she wears, etc?

I read a bumper sticker once that I really thought was great. It said, "If you don't believe in abortion, don't have one." This is sort of the same concept. I probably have opened another kettle of fish here, but really, in the big picture, shouldn't people be able to do what they want without other people passing judgment on whether it is wrong or right? Just asking.


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From: frogprince
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 01:16 PM

You're entirely right, Jimmy, as to the individual having the sole right to the decision. And I don't mean I stand in judgment of women who have implants. I do feel, though, that quite a few of them do it because our culture has pounded a bogus "bill of goods" into their heads.


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From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 01:26 PM

Concur, Jimmy.

We get tempted, being so full of ideas, to drum up a few on any subject. SRS' idea about women being inundated with false values by commercial interests is one I share, but the other side of the coin is, we all learn in our own ways how to parse the genuine from the bogus, and the important from the trivial. It's nopt our call tomake what another judges as important or relevant.

I usually elect to remain silent in a sort of benevolent disagreement on such items! :D

Of course in discussions relating to the commons -- politics and law and Mudcat free-for-alls -- why, open the floodgates and let loose the dogs of rhetoric! :D

A


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From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 03:04 PM

I got that response now when I tried it, but the link tested out okay earlier. Maybe the FBI is keeping track of Mudcat and blocked it. Try this.

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Breasts?.......
From: Peace
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 03:11 PM

There are circumstance under which 'plastic surgery' should be considered, both for men and women. However, all is not as clear as it may seem. TV and commercials are insidious. They have managed to change the way we perceive ourselves. People can do what they want, but at least in Canada, I feel that folks shouldn't use public health care to turn 34As into 38Cs just because they saw Baywatch and have decided they require more breast to be like Pam.

In my youth I went with a gal who was very big busted. The agonies she suffered in school--from grade 7 on--were incredible. She was a lovely, kind and intelligent girl, but the teasing she received was ugly and damaging. It was unfair and quite cruel. I hope I never judge a gal on the size of her breasts or the sag of her ass. Lord knows I'm no treat for the eyes, and if I was a woman, I would hate to think people judged me in that manner.


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From: GUEST,28G
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 03:17 PM

Don't ask me, I come from a family where several members have had to fight for a breast REDUCTION on the NHS. Successfully in 3 out of 4 cases. Thinking about it myself after I breastfeed my last baby.


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Breasts?.......
From: Peace
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 03:22 PM

Dear GUEST,28G,

The gal I went with some 35 years ago would certainly agree. Luck to you.


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Breasts?.......
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 03:29 PM

Bruce, as a point of interest, you wouldn't go from a 34A to a 38C, you would go from a 34A to a 34C. The letter is the size of the breast, so if it gets bigger, the letter goes higher up the alphabet. The number, while not actually the circumference of the rib cage immediately under the breasts, is representative of the part of the bra that has to go around the ribs to stabilize the cups.

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: Big Breasts?.......
From: jimmyt
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 03:44 PM

Now I totally concur with folks who are talking about what values society has placed on them or the perceptions etc. I am much more interested in the person within the body than what it looks like. Cosmetic dentistry is my "cross to bear" having people coming in daily who want white teeth etc when they are not at all interested in dealing with the dental disease they have. It is pretty much a job of reeducating though. I think the bog boob phase is running its course though as my daughters were talking to Jayne saying that people who get these giant boobs are mostly Nascar fand nowadays. I don't know exactly what that means but I thought it was a great menatl image! grin


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From: Peace
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 03:51 PM

SRS,

Thank you for explaining that. I'm 57 years old and never did understand.


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From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 03:53 PM

What I'm interested in is...is...






intelligence, wit, self assurance, competence, decisiveness, responsibility, and so on. I'm never found that bust size, facial features, or anything else indicates any of these things. Yes! I admit it! I've been a closet feminist for years!


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From: gnu
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 03:55 PM

Sure. I'm not fussy. I am a smile man, myself.

Re the first post. Spot on, Bobert. Heat the schools first. And, if the government wants to "help", why don't they enact legislation requiring a lifetime guarantee and make the manufacturers and surgeons set aside monies in a fund to ensure proper care and services for the recipients?

Geeze, all I can think about now is tits (he said with a smile).


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From: Ebbie
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 04:27 PM

I think the government is involved at the moment because of the differing opinions of the industry and women who have had the gel implants done or wish to. It is not really a case of the government meddling. The Feds had shut down the gel implants because of complaints and are now re-reviewing the issue since the industry says it has come up with a safer and more reliable product. At the same time, there are women who are testifying with their horror stories and on the other side of the aisle are women who have had great results and are saying that the alternative - saline solution - that had been approved by the Feds is not as good or safe as the prohibited gel.

I don't have an opinion yea or nay in the case of vanity augmentations, but I do know that for women who have had breast cancer and want to equalize the two sides and for women who NEED breast reductions it can be a sanity saver.


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From: gnu
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 04:51 PM

My comments were only in regard to vanity augmentations. As Ebbie, and others, have pointed out, there are situations which merit such procedures.


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From: Once Famous
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 05:07 PM

I actually agree with Ebbie here. bobert, you should be glad that we have a food and drug administration that monitors what products are out there and tests them for safety.

If only you could see past your defiant radical posturing all of the time, you just might realize there was some good common sense to them being involved in this.


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From: The Curator
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 05:24 PM

There's a couple of great points here.


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From: GUEST,SKIPY
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 05:27 PM

Leadfingers:- WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!
Time to check out
free voyeur project
Skipy (drinking tetley 18 months out of date, from a skip!)


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From: Ebbie
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 05:34 PM

I feel sick. :)


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From: skipy
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 06:25 PM

I am sick!
Skipy.
now drinking Labatt, whatever that is from the sam skip.


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From: Richard Bridge
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 06:57 PM

This is another aspect of the dysmorphic attitudes of society. It probably bridges (no pun intended) two things - one the infantile association of breasts with (feeding) pleasure, and the other the Victorian (maybe earlier)fixation on virgins (therefore not gravity-dependent breasts) as an insurance to avoid cuckoo syndrome and therefore greater likelihood of gene survival. The latter leads also to depilation. IMHO.


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From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 07:05 PM

Ah, the pencil test!
G..


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From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 08:36 PM

Gene survival makes your hair fall out?


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From: frogprince
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 10:24 PM

I second Repaire's question.


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From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Apr 05 - 10:43 PM

insurance to avoid cuckoo syndrome and therefore greater likelihood of gene survival.

Well, that was the long way round to say "cuckold." As if a guy is entitled to know such things, eh? :)

Can't make heads nor tails (!) of "depilation."

SRS


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From: Peace
Date: 13 Apr 05 - 01:58 AM

OH, I get it.

So, when someone says, "My cup runneth over", it means they're trying to fit a C in an A. NOW it makes sense. So, like, if someone was tryin' to fit an X in a B, then that person's cup would be runnething overing all around the landsacpe, right? This is fortuitous, because not only does it explain one of life's mysteries to me, but it also explains why I flunked algebra all through school. You can put X into Y, but ya can't put Y into X. I wish Mr Smith was alive to read this thread. He would be so proud of me. Friggin' A.


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From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 Apr 05 - 03:57 AM

The rest of the mammals of the animal kingdom don't have breasts at any time other than when they are feeding babies. Humans are possibly the only mammal that has breasts all year round.

The rest of the animal kingdom therefore focuses on bottoms (as do quite a lot of female humans.... Damien Barber.... oooohh.....[slap]....) as the 'attractor'.

The theory is that the fixation on human breasts by the male of the species, is because of their resemblance (when correctly displayed) to bottoms.

Don't you feel a right tit now?

LTS


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From: Peace
Date: 13 Apr 05 - 04:54 AM

And a left one, also.


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From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Apr 05 - 05:05 AM

So it's gluteus maximus for her, and it's grandius mammary for him, that's that sorted then!
Giok


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From: Peace
Date: 13 Apr 05 - 05:06 AM

Thanks for the mammaries . . . .


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From: gnu
Date: 13 Apr 05 - 05:28 AM

05:06 dark hundred hours Brucie? Night shift at the old fire hall?


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From: Kim C
Date: 13 Apr 05 - 11:37 AM

Reconstructive Surgery.

Not everyone gets a boob job solely for cosmetic reasons.

(Yes, I read the thread. Yes, I realize it's already been mentioned. I'm mentioning it again because I think it's worth mentioning. So shoot me.)


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From: jimmyt
Date: 13 Apr 05 - 02:56 PM

Right KimC In fact I am on the schedule to have one next month and it is just to fill out my blouses better.


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From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 13 Apr 05 - 03:03 PM

Today on Fresh Air Terry Gross interviewed Musa Meyer about breast cancer. They discussed the pros and cons of reconstruction (listen via the link).

SRS


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From: jacqui.c
Date: 13 Apr 05 - 05:03 PM

I agree about reconstruction following surgery - in those circumstances that would be something I would consider seriously and I suppose that any problems that have been discovered and sorted out as a result of the numbers undergoing purely cosmetic surgery would help those women for whom this is a necessity.


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From: skipy
Date: 13 Apr 05 - 05:37 PM

GYTOFTB
Skipy


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From: Peace
Date: 13 Apr 05 - 07:57 PM

gnu,

I was entering report card marks into the school computer system. I am usually on call as a fire/rescue guy from about 4:00 PM until 6:00 AM next morning on school days and from 4:00 PM Friday until 6:00 AM Monday. My job is school teaching. My volunteer work for the fire department only has me on about 80 or so calls a year. That's about one call every 4 1/2 days. I have been doing the volunteer work for about ten years. Almost 2/3 of my 10-1s (ten-ones) completed. They are the courses that full-time firefighters require to join full-time departments. Love the fire/rescue work very much.

Bruce


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From: GUEST
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 12:08 AM

The three women depicted in the Over The Top link are not gross due to their large breasts, or anything else.

If they've had that done cosmetically to draw attention to themselves, they have certainly succeeded (I originally typed "exceeded" instead of succeeded - as some sort of Freudian typo perhaps).

In any case I sympathize with them. It would seem to me that the extra weight above the waist might cause other physical ailments, such as back problems, but I'm not a doctor. They seem not to care a whit for sympathy in the photo, however. They appear happy and content.

And big breasts or no, they are attractive women.


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From: JohnInKansas
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 02:20 AM

According to my local newsrag, which occasionally reports minor items like this correctly, the vote was 5 to 4 in favor of continuing the ban on use of the proposed implant materials. Apparently this case is closed pending further tests and resubmittal of the manufacturer's request.

John


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From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 07:46 AM

The weather was too warm to wear anything other than a pair of shorts to go sightseeing, so that is what Tracey (Blonde, 36-24-36) wore.
She walked into the cathedral,
. . .
. . .
. . .
And the archbishop had a stroke!

Later she tried to visit York Minster, but was stopped by the verger;
"You can't come in here dressed like that," he said
"But," said she, "I've got a divine right"
. . .
. . .
The verger said "The left's not bad either, but you're not coming in."


Nigel


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From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 08:00 AM

ah Nigel the old jokes, how charitable of you to give them an airing!
Giok ¦¬]


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From: The Curator
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 08:04 AM

And when she slept outside the synagogue, she awake with a heavy jew on her.


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From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 10:47 AM

John, there were two companies presenting claims to reissue their silicone breast implants. In the recommendations forwarded to the FDA, one company was allowed to, the other wasn't. The FDA can say yes or no to the recommendations. The data presented by the successful company didn't run as long as that presented by the unsuccessful one, but it was apparently more convincing. I'm not convinced by this that either one has good data--its routine for companies to present data in their favor. I would want to know who produced it and who paid for it before I accepted any of it as useful.

Guest, the three women in that photo had "augmented" to a point of absurdity. They look like candidates to tour with the circus.

SRS


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From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 11:00 AM

What's wrong with men (or women for that matter) finding boobs attractive, large or otherwise? Jeeez, it's like it's considered to be some sort of perversion...


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From: Kim C
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 11:56 AM

JimmyT, if you need to fill out your blouses better, just get you a set of Frederick's of Hollywood Boobs in a Box. :-)


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From: Peace
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 11:59 AM

Jaysus, Kim, that means he'd have square tits. They would clash with his new line of thongs. Jimmyt is strange enough as it is. He'd look OK with round tits, but square?


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From: The Curator
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 12:36 PM

I look on breasts as a beautiful part of the female form, if you met a stranger and said she was a lovely face, she smiles, if you say she has a beautiful pair of breasts, your a perv, for looking. Are men not supposed to look ? fortunately for me all the girls I work with know their beauty and accept compliments for their appearance. Things of beauty.


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From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 12:48 PM

The latest thing is butt implants to get that rounded 'J-Lo' look.... so you see, I *A* fashionable and all without surgery!!!

LTS - she of the fat arse!


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From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 01:06 PM

But getting thinner
b))))))B


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From: JohnInKansas
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 02:35 PM

Stilly -

I did say which occasionally reports minor items like this correctly. I guess this wasn't an occasion.

Unfortunately, they placed it on about page 12F, just in front of the comics, so I probably scanned past it to get to the good stuff, but I don't believe they mentioned a result for the other company.

A later TV report (almost as reliable?) was discussing some limitations on use of the other one, but I didn't catch the whole thing. It sounded like they may have limited it to reconstructive use only?? Or not.

My "extensive studies" of representations of "feminine beauty" over the period from about 1240 thru 1940 indicates that very little has changed in that time. There are quite evident differences in "total body mass(?)" probably reflecting the availability of food and amount of foraging required in different eras, but the proportions of one body part to another seem to reflect a very consistent "standard gorgeous" concept in art. Natural is best, in any quantity - except when Mother Nature plays a really dirty trick on you.

(I need to get my "study" printed, but my current printing facilities just won't handle the Braille edition properly, and I know that's the one that would be most in demand.)

John


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From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 15 Apr 05 - 03:03 AM

Here's a picture of one of my tits.

LTS


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From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 15 Apr 05 - 03:20 AM

Sorry to see its blue LTS did you trap it in something?


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From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Apr 05 - 04:56 AM

Great tits Liz
G ¦¬]


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From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 15 Apr 05 - 10:30 AM

Thanks for that Giok... now I know that what I thought were coal tits are really great tits....

Just hope they hang around long enough to hatch this year.....

LTS


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From: GUEST
Date: 15 Apr 05 - 02:56 PM

YAWN


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From: GUEST
Date: 15 Apr 05 - 07:07 PM

The three Over The Top women may be candidates for Ringling Bros, Barnum & Bailey but ... to me they are attractive women regardless.

I agree they overdid the 'augmentation' part, but it must've been something they felt deeply about in order to tolerate the concomitant problems evidently inherent in such a topheavy physique, not to mention the social scrutiny they must receive.

A matter of choice, obviously.


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From: Leadfingers
Date: 15 Apr 05 - 11:13 PM

The Hell with it - One more post and I can say - - - -


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From: Leadfingers
Date: 15 Apr 05 - 11:14 PM

This is the post BEFORE


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From: Leadfingers
Date: 15 Apr 05 - 11:15 PM

The 100 th Post !!


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From: Bobert
Date: 15 Apr 05 - 11:21 PM

What am I gonna do wid you, l-fingers??? Awww, I don't care... 100 posts? And over a ziplock bag full 'o silicon???

Who woulda thunk it???

Bobert


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From: GUEST,Leadfingers
Date: 16 Apr 05 - 10:30 AM

Bobert - if I hadnt , El Ted would have ..


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From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 16 Apr 05 - 10:34 AM

Curator, et al:

I suggest you read up on our local Religious Innovation, the Temple of the Golden Globes, dedicated to just the propositions which you raise about the contemplation of pulchritude and in particular, mammary pulchritude.

You may feel that you want to pair up with the nearest branch organization; it is clear you are already on the curve and this will help you get in better touch with your feelings.

A


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From: Tam the man
Date: 17 Apr 05 - 09:38 AM

this is a Scottish Joke.

A man goes to the Doctor and tells the doctor that his wife's breasts taste like chocolate, one taste like chocolate and the other taste like Coconut, and the doctor says well there boun' tae (bounty).


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From: Peace
Date: 17 Apr 05 - 04:04 PM

OK.


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From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Apr 05 - 04:31 PM

Every name you could ever think of and then some.........

LTS


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From: GUEST,OO
Date: 17 Apr 05 - 04:34 PM

Yea


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From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 18 Apr 05 - 02:28 PM

sod the pencil test! go for the house brick test!
Skipy


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From: GUEST
Date: 18 Apr 05 - 03:10 PM

Still no discussion on the phenomenon of "mannaries" or man boobs?


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From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 Apr 05 - 03:23 PM

(o)(o)


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From: John MacKenzie
Date: 18 Apr 05 - 03:27 PM

They don't have diddies, doos , or lallys in that list.
G..


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From: Michael
Date: 19 Apr 05 - 09:03 AM

But 'lallies' are legs.
Mike


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From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 05:13 AM

And doos is what doggies leave on the pavement (sidewalk).

Brings a whole new meaning to the old song 'There she was just a-walking down the street, singing doo wa diddie diddie dum diddie doo'.

LTS


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From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 06 May 05 - 06:01 PM

I couldn't resist.

If the cutline doesn't come through, it says "Binti Jua, a 17-year-old western lowland gorilla, cradles her new baby at Brookfield Zoo in Brookfield, Ill. The 4- to 5-pound infant, born Monday, has not been named and the sex has not yet been determined. (AP Photo/Charles Rex Arbogast)
(May 05, 2005)"

SRS


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From: Peace
Date: 06 May 05 - 06:24 PM

"and the sex has not yet been determined."

i don't think anyone will be finding out until it's OK with mom.


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From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 May 05 - 04:39 AM

Just wait to see if it leaves the seat up.....

Thanks for that SRS, good to see the captive breeding programme has its successes. Maybe one day, we won't need it.

LTS


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From: 42
Date: 07 May 05 - 07:05 AM

If the shirt fits, unbutton it.
Let it all hang out for all the world to see.
underwire and pad it.
uplift the masses. Divide and conquer!
the elusive mammary

chorus to a charming little ditty I wrote in a fit of pique.
j


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