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Bill D 17 Mar 05 - 11:30 PM
wysiwyg 17 Mar 05 - 11:14 PM
Little Hawk 17 Mar 05 - 11:12 PM
Bill D 17 Mar 05 - 11:04 PM
wysiwyg 17 Mar 05 - 07:45 PM
Bobert 17 Mar 05 - 07:36 PM
LilyFestre 17 Mar 05 - 07:30 PM
wysiwyg 17 Mar 05 - 07:12 PM
PoppaGator 17 Mar 05 - 06:41 PM
CarolC 17 Mar 05 - 06:31 PM
Bill D 17 Mar 05 - 06:18 PM
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GUEST,Chongo Chimp 17 Mar 05 - 05:44 PM
wysiwyg 17 Mar 05 - 01:33 PM
Little Hawk 17 Mar 05 - 01:10 PM
Bobert 17 Mar 05 - 08:28 AM
jacqui.c 17 Mar 05 - 08:04 AM
freda underhill 17 Mar 05 - 07:37 AM
Bobert 16 Mar 05 - 11:09 PM
Bill D 16 Mar 05 - 10:40 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: Bill D
Date: 17 Mar 05 - 11:30 PM

(hi yerself)


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: wysiwyg
Date: 17 Mar 05 - 11:14 PM

(hi Bill)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Mar 05 - 11:12 PM

I saw a gas station washroom once that was just...well...you had to see it to believe it. The person who had been in there must either have been completely nuts or had a real bad grudge on other people for some reason. It was basically unusable...unless you had a skyhook and took the roof off first and did strafing run from a safe altitude.

I went and told them about it (figured it was best they knew), and drove to another station. God help whoever had to deal with it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: Bill D
Date: 17 Mar 05 - 11:04 PM

nope...no specific reference....just general stain build-up from not being cleaned well up under the rim. You don't see it if you don't lift the seat...unless you bend way down. This lady's brush did fine on what she could see, I guess............

however, I HAVE seen grossness I hate to mention in public potties. Sometimes I think certain folks wait till they're away from home to make a big mess just so they don't have to deal with the results.

(You know, there are certain functions and habits we are not trained in much and that just are not mentioned much after we are 7-8 years old, and I am of the opinion that in 30-40 years, some very strange variations on private activities can develop.....)


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: wysiwyg
Date: 17 Mar 05 - 07:45 PM

Well thanks for sharing, Bobert! :~)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: Bobert
Date: 17 Mar 05 - 07:36 PM

Nuthin' like *poop* to get a thread really rockin'....

Ahhhh, as fir the aiming complaint that WYSusan brought up... As fir me, when I'm home, I sit so unfortunate situation that the Big Guy didn't really think out too well aren't applicable in out house...

Okay, I also use the back yard which grosses the P-Vine out but, hey, no crystalized stuff to scrape off...

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: LilyFestre
Date: 17 Mar 05 - 07:30 PM

Susan,

   We have hard water over here too...leaves lovely stains, eh? We found a cleaner called "The Works" and it takes off the stains from the water....cheap too. :)

Michelle


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: wysiwyg
Date: 17 Mar 05 - 07:12 PM

Bill, are you delicately referring to projectile pooping?

People would be AMAZED how often this happens in the parish loo! I guess you are correct-- that IS the wiminz loo I see it in-- of course... but that sh8 comes off with enough soaking. Naw, I'm talking about that yellow stuff. Razor blade, huh?

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: PoppaGator
Date: 17 Mar 05 - 06:41 PM

Reason Number One for Not Flushing (for me, anyway):

When I have to pee in the wee wee hours (pun intended), I don't want to wake anyone! Is that so wrong?

(Fortunately, nocturnal number twos are so rare that I almost never have to face the dilemma of whether to risk rousing an angry sleep-deprived spouse by noisily banishing solid human waste.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: CarolC
Date: 17 Mar 05 - 06:31 PM

(btw, nice dismount, Chongo)


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: Bill D
Date: 17 Mar 05 - 06:18 PM

"...when you guys aim wrong," oh, no doubt...but us guys can't take all the credit. Many years ago I kept company with a lady whose apartment was spic & span....except for under the toilet seat & rim. She, of course, never lifted it...even when she cleaned, evidently. I was, to put it mildly, startled by how bad it could get, and I have seen similar situations since.

Toilets require work...and I figgered out the razor blade trick in self-defense, as simple chemicals, as far as I can see, won't prevent gradual build up of stains. So every year or two, I take an hour and get 'em CLEAN!


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: CarolC
Date: 17 Mar 05 - 05:54 PM

Woah... Chongo, that was at least a triple, maybe even a quaduple entendendre...

I bet you pulled a muscle of some kind, coming up with that one.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 17 Mar 05 - 05:44 PM

Plastic explosive will get anything off. Except a walrus. Goddamn things are frigid, I hear.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: wysiwyg
Date: 17 Mar 05 - 01:33 PM

There is a new product from that OxyClean a**hole, that you spray into the bowl and it foams up as a big puff right up to the rim (don't know what stops it there, uh oh)...... You leave it in there and later it's all sparkly.....

One reason wimmin ask menfolk to clean the pot is because when you guys aim wrong, there's not only dribble down the front all dried on, but also usually a crust of hardened crystals firmly bonded to the top edge (the part normally hidden by the lowered seat). No cleaning lady I know wants to spend all her hired time scraping it off. No one hiring a cleaner wants that one job done (takes forever) and the rest of the house not gotten around to. Either.

Combine it with country-hard water, and the water don't hep much either.

What gets THAT stuff off, anyway??????????? My two teen boys left home years ago, and.....

Eeeeeewwww.

~Susan


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Mar 05 - 01:10 PM

Last minute solution!

Hand grenade. Get 'em at the local Army Surplus store.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: Bobert
Date: 17 Mar 05 - 08:28 AM

Maybe some one will invent a battery operated toilet cleaner... Just drop it in, leave it for one hour, come back and retrieve it with that handy little cord it came with and, walaa, yer toidy is lookin' all sparkly white...

Opps, I can linger here and dream, this is "The Day"... Gotta go scrub... Whew, the P-Vine is as nervous as if she were about to go on stage ar Carniegie Hall...

Scub a dub dub...

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: jacqui.c
Date: 17 Mar 05 - 08:04 AM

Bring it on! Can't come soon enough for me.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: freda underhill
Date: 17 Mar 05 - 07:37 AM

heh heh heh what does the washington post say about cleaning house?

was that Bobert or Robot?


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: Bobert
Date: 16 Mar 05 - 11:09 PM

Yeah, Bill, it works like a charm...

("Charm", Bobert? It's, ahhhhhh, like toidy cleanin'...)

Let's just say it works, Bill...

Ahhhhh, real sorry, Mizi Azizizizi... Hate to rain on yer parade... Sho nuff do... How was I to know there was a party goin' on?...

Yeah, you just call ol' Jim Dandy... I hear he can fix what ever needs a fixin'... Sho nuff can...

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: Bill D
Date: 16 Mar 05 - 10:40 PM

"... since BillD came up with a great way to get the stains outta the toidy..."

I wuz readin', and I couldn't see where you perzactly said it you tried it and worked....wuz I right? (it sure worked for me!)
I have found that on very hard surfaces like glass & porcelain, scraping with a sharp edge is about as easy as chemicals and brushes. And once an area is in purty good shape, Bon Ami does wonders at final clean-up and polishing.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: Azizi
Date: 16 Mar 05 - 10:34 PM

See Bobert what you done done..

You went and took the #100 spot.

All I ever wanted in life was to be Number 100.

I'm cryin the blues here.

Now if my handyman hadn't left me, I could invent some problem that needed fixin and call him up-but wait a minute- is that the door bell I hear?

Well, just what the doctor ordered! Jim Dandy to the rescue!!

Bobert, I'm outta here. Give P'Vine my regards!!

Azizi


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: Azizi
Date: 16 Mar 05 - 10:26 PM

I guess I have to advertise in the want ads.

And BTW, Is this my first 100??!!

The thread, I mean.

I just need one good, highly skilled handyman. References would be nice. But he needs to work exclusively for me.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: Bobert
Date: 16 Mar 05 - 10:23 PM

Oh, Mizi, I love it when a woman talks dirty....

Awww, jus' funnin' wid ya...

Ahhhh, like what kinda chores????....

Bobert

p.s. Oh, looks like I'z gonna have the first of my "womenz queations" thread live to a ripe ol' age of 100... Well, gol danged... Seems if ya' throw womenz and toidies together in a thread yer' sure to break the century mark. Hmmmmmmm?

Nevermind, me and the Wes Ginny Slide Rule will have to get back to ya that last comment...

B:)

p.p.s. No, I din't say nuthin' about throwing womenz in the toidy so don't nobody even go there, dang it.

(Whew, you gotta cover yer butt 'round this joint...)


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: Azizi
Date: 16 Mar 05 - 10:09 PM

Ahh, Bobert-

Thanks for the offer Bobert, but P'Vine wouldn't want you to do the kinda chores I need tendin to.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: Bobert
Date: 16 Mar 05 - 09:51 PM

Make ya' a deal, MiziAzizizizi.... You come clean me house and not mess with dustin' or my toidy an' I'll fix anyhting you got in yer house... I loves plumbin' and carpenterin' an' sucgh but hate to push a vacuum cleaner... Yeah, stuff me unner the house with the rats, a little pipe, some solder, flux and torch an' Iz 'bout as happy as a man can be... But please don't make be change the bed sheets...

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: Azizi
Date: 16 Mar 05 - 08:23 PM

Well, I don't want a cleaning lady. But a handyman would be nice.

;O)


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Mar 05 - 06:58 PM

I could stand to get rid of about 92% of everything in this house. That says it all, I think.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: CarolC
Date: 16 Mar 05 - 06:39 PM

I told you, Bobert, send the checks to me. I absolutely guarantee I won't show up at your place to clean it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: Bobert
Date: 16 Mar 05 - 06:31 PM

Well, grrrrrrrr, CarolC.... Now that's one thing that I don't like about this cleaning lady... She dusts and messes everything up... I mean, liie I gotta a lot of things and I like 'um where they are and not oved over 6 inches one way or another... Maybe I'll just have to go back to doing the dusting and ask her not to do it...

Then since BillD came up with a great way to get the stains outta the toidy maybe I shoule tell her to leave that one fir me as well...

Actually, maybe I oughtta just send her a check every 2 weeks if she promised to not show up to clean?

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: CarolC
Date: 16 Mar 05 - 06:13 PM

LOL

When I have a bookshelf (which I don't right now... my books are mostly in boxes), I tend to arrange them according to the esthetics of how they look when arranged... color size, patterns, etc.

;-)

(I never said I was normal... )


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: Charmion
Date: 16 Mar 05 - 06:08 PM

I confess to a bad case of neatness envy that breaks out into genuine neatness every two weeks when Tina the Portuguese Torpedo is due to clean the joint. I grew up with packrat parents who kept everything and filed it all under M for Miscellaneous. Then I joined the Canadian Forces and lived out of a locker and a barrack box for two years. Having experienced both extremes, I know what I'm doing.

My mother, the Queen of Muddle, would find our place uncomfortably tidy, however -- good thing she's no longer with us to be bothered. I keep our novels in bookcases, arranged alphabetically by author so I can find something to read in a hurry, for example when on my way to the bathroom. She stacked books on the stairs, under tables, on the floors and on most flat surfaces in the house (and it was a big house). Those on shelves tended to be arranged so the most unlikely writers were co-located on the shelf -- Christopher Isherwood next to Captain Marryat ... Her idea of a joke, entertaining until you need to find something, or walk across the room without barking a shin or falling on your kiester.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: jacqui.c
Date: 15 Mar 05 - 05:49 PM

Ditto.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: Kim C
Date: 15 Mar 05 - 05:42 PM

"Dull women have immaculate houses"

If that's true then I must be the sharpest knife in the drawer.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: CarolC
Date: 13 Mar 05 - 09:56 PM

LOVE the INCINOLET! What a great idea! Just hook it up to a solar power source, and all of your flushes will be guilt free!


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 05 - 09:54 PM

Well, my dish washing is down to a spoon. I open a can and eat. Then throw the can away. Then wash the spoon. Do laundry every 10 days. Everything in one load. Garbage goes out every three days. I leave the mess in the place until it bugs me. Then I ignore it until I can't find things. That takes a month. Ya don't get it dirty and ya don't have to clean it. I am trained, but I ain't housebroken yet. Since I live alone, I can drink straight from a container thus saving a glass. Don't was my coffee cup because I don't use milk or sugar. Life is fairly simple.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: JennyO
Date: 13 Mar 05 - 09:49 PM

Looking at your link, brucie, seems a lot more housework gets done in the average household than around here! I have a slogan on my frig that I like -

MY ONLY DOMESTIC QUALITY IS THAT I LIVE IN A HOUSE!

I do more cleaning than John, cos he doesn't do any, but he does more cooking. In fact we usually cook meals together. Works for us!

As for only 7 minutes a day on the computer? I don't think so!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 05 - 09:17 PM

Blue Link


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: Bobert
Date: 13 Mar 05 - 08:42 PM

And a lot more water than my poor ol' well....


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: Ebbie
Date: 13 Mar 05 - 08:05 PM

But gnu- remember Canada has more water than the US.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: gnu
Date: 13 Mar 05 - 04:36 PM

"... it depends on what is in the toilet." No. Around here, we pay about one buck Canuck per cubic metre. I think I can "waste" $Cdn0.01 to leave the toilet sparkly for the next guy. What the hell kinda fees do youse guys pay?


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: Bobert
Date: 13 Mar 05 - 04:10 PM

Having grown up over in Virginia where they had "Old Sparky" down at the State pen, I ain't sitting on no chairs that plug into the wall, thank you very much...

But thanks fir the other products...

Yeah, WYSusan. Bad choice of words... Very bad...

Next time I see you remind me to tell you about one of the clients I used to have in my social worker life... Just say "Bathroom" and that oughtta jump start the story...

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 13 Mar 05 - 10:45 AM

Bobert,

One of these will probably solve the iron buildup problem.

Meanwhile, Saniflush or Vanish (granules) are what worked best to get the rust and the limestone out of the toilets when I was living in Kentucky. The red was so prominent in the water that you didn't do the laundry for a couple of days after a heavy rain or it would turn your whites pink.

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: wysiwyg
Date: 13 Mar 05 - 08:26 AM

Good grief, Bobberk!

Putting "toilet flush" and "food fight" together is GROSS! The very image-- eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:~)


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: Bobert
Date: 13 Mar 05 - 08:19 AM

Arrrghhhhhhh!!!

The one person who has perhaps seen the Bobert bathroom and could have come to my rescue left me out to twist in the wind...

Awwww, jus' funnin' wid ya, Rita, but we may need you to go wake Bill up and tell him he has been asked to testify on the Bobert's bahalf...

But I still loves ya'...

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: Ferrara
Date: 13 Mar 05 - 02:50 AM

Hey, Bobert, Just wanted to tell you that part of my post on your thread disappeared -- the sad fact is, I probably deleted it absentmindedly. It was where I tried to make it clear that I was just kidding you. Sorry it got lost because the post has a different feel without that paragraph. I WAS just kidding.

All the best,
Rita


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: Bobert
Date: 12 Mar 05 - 09:40 PM

Well, well, well...

As per usual I go off to DC to play blues and when I get home here we got another food fight in progress... To flush of not to flush, that is the question....

Well, first of all we got 3 bathrooms. Two are P-Vines, which is fine with me, and one is mine, mine, mine... No we gotta a well and while the water is real tasty, the quanity ain't all that great so I use a little common sense here... There's somethin' to the mellow yellow argument but there's a point in time when mellow ain't as mellow as it was an hour or two ago...

The nose knows...

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: kendall
Date: 12 Mar 05 - 09:27 PM

Sinsull, it depends on what is in the toilet. A bit of pee wont kill you, and every time you flush the water bill goes up.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: bflat
Date: 12 Mar 05 - 07:58 PM

My friend Alberta, has several sisters whom I have never met and I wonder if P-Vine could be one of them. Alberta has the same philosophy about cleaning ladies. She conscripts her husband and they clean their lovely home before a new cleaning lady begins working for them. Alberta believes in first impressions and she wants the cleaning lady to know what her standard is going to be. So perhaps she has something there. It might just cut down on misunderstandings and unmet expectations. P-Vine, might be raising the bar and not excepting less than she expects. I think it is a rational approach.

Ellen


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Mar 05 - 02:17 PM

Hydrochloric acid, rubber gloves, a face mask, and all windows open, and a bit of wire wool, that'll remove your rust stains, but be really careful with it, as it's nasty stuff.
Don't breathe in the fumes.
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 1st Womanz Question of '05...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Mar 05 - 01:32 PM

Men who don't flush are doing one of two things...

1. Expressing their rugged independence and their not very well hidden contempt for other people...

or...

2. Indicating that they simply don't believe that anyone else could improve on their latest accomplishment.

(Heh! Heh!)


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