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BS: Hide the weenie

Peace 28 Feb 05 - 03:11 PM
Amos 28 Feb 05 - 03:12 PM
Liz the Squeak 28 Feb 05 - 03:16 PM
jacqui.c 28 Feb 05 - 03:20 PM
CarolC 28 Feb 05 - 03:21 PM
Rapparee 28 Feb 05 - 03:24 PM
Peace 28 Feb 05 - 03:28 PM
Peace 28 Feb 05 - 03:31 PM
Rapparee 28 Feb 05 - 03:38 PM
Peace 28 Feb 05 - 03:41 PM
Rapparee 28 Feb 05 - 03:48 PM
bobad 28 Feb 05 - 03:48 PM
Peace 28 Feb 05 - 03:50 PM
Clinton Hammond 28 Feb 05 - 03:54 PM
Stilly River Sage 28 Feb 05 - 03:59 PM
Rapparee 28 Feb 05 - 04:02 PM
Bill D 28 Feb 05 - 04:07 PM
Metchosin 28 Feb 05 - 04:12 PM
sue exhull 28 Feb 05 - 04:25 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 28 Feb 05 - 04:34 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 28 Feb 05 - 04:40 PM
Rapparee 28 Feb 05 - 05:28 PM
sue exhull 28 Feb 05 - 05:34 PM
Phil Cooper 28 Feb 05 - 05:41 PM
DougR 28 Feb 05 - 05:47 PM
robomatic 28 Feb 05 - 05:51 PM
Peace 28 Feb 05 - 05:54 PM
Rapparee 28 Feb 05 - 06:03 PM
Peace 28 Feb 05 - 06:07 PM
Mingulay 28 Feb 05 - 06:18 PM
Little Hawk 28 Feb 05 - 06:27 PM
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Mingulay 28 Feb 05 - 06:30 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 28 Feb 05 - 06:30 PM
Peace 28 Feb 05 - 06:33 PM
Peace 28 Feb 05 - 06:35 PM
PoppaGator 28 Feb 05 - 06:46 PM
Layah 28 Feb 05 - 07:33 PM
Peace 28 Feb 05 - 07:36 PM
DougR 28 Feb 05 - 07:45 PM
jaze 28 Feb 05 - 07:47 PM
Peace 28 Feb 05 - 10:40 PM
Stilly River Sage 28 Feb 05 - 11:13 PM
CarolC 28 Feb 05 - 11:22 PM
Little Hawk 01 Mar 05 - 02:20 AM
Davetnova 01 Mar 05 - 03:47 AM
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Subject: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Peace
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 03:11 PM

Fried bun, fried dog, onions, mustard and green relish. How do you like yers?


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 03:12 PM

Brucie:

The title of this thread is suggestive. Why did you do that???? It makes people think of sex!!!!

I am sure this was not your intention.

Regards,



Amos


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 03:16 PM

Soft buns... no dressing. Has to be firm though.... hate weiners that flop out the end...

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: jacqui.c
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 03:20 PM

Bright red with New England baked beans. Or in pea and ham soup.

Liz - I agree - floppy weiners are definitely a no no.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: CarolC
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 03:21 PM

Ingrid Bergman


Ingrid Bergman, Ingrid Bergman
Let's go make a picture
On the island of Stromboli
Ingrid Bergman

Ingrid Bergman, you're so perty
You'd make any mountain quiver
You'd make fire fly from the crater
Ingrid Bergman

This old mountain it's been waiting
All its life for you to work it
For your hand to touch its hard rock
Ingrid Bergman
Ingrid Bergman

If you'll walk across my camera,
I will flash the world your story,
I will pay you more than money
Ingrid Bergman

Not by pennies dimes nor quarters
But with happy sons and daughters
And they'll sing around Stromboli
Ingrid Bergman

This old mountain it's been waiting
All its life for you to work it
For your hand to touch its hard rock
Ingrid Bergman
Ingrid Bergman

--Woodie Guthrie


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 03:24 PM

Like this. Or like this. (A Google search of the term "Montreal steamie" brings up two Mudcat entries and one other. I can only conclude that Montreal steamies are the pariahs of the weenie world.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Peace
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 03:28 PM

Sorry there Amos. I think when I started this thread that I had just seen the Boobs or Bottoms thread. Probably affected unconsciously. Rapaire: OUCH! Montreal steamies are the TOPS, the BEST. No mistake about that.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Peace
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 03:31 PM

Google bot the following:

montreal steamies, hotdogs

montreal steamies, hot dogs


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 03:38 PM

How about a place called "Steam City?"

Located in the uptown Eglinton-Mt Pleasant corridor, this fast food joint produces hot dogs the way they should be made—steamed with a side order of poutine, fries in gravy and cheese curds. Yes, hot on the heels of bagels and smoked meat, another transplanted Montrealer delicacy hits Toronto.

Fries in gravy and cheese curds? Poutine I assume is what the Quebecois call "poteen."


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Peace
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 03:41 PM

Never eaten any--never will. There ARE limits.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 03:48 PM

Could it be that Canada has never been a really big world power because the citizens are all busy being sick? Or is it possible that such things are actually The Revenge Of Quebec?


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: bobad
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 03:48 PM

Ah brucie
Your thread invokes Proustian recollections of some fine tube steak repasts of old. Hailing from Montreal,the world's capital of steamed hot dogs,steamies in the local parlance,I can still taste those steamed little doggies slathered with mustard, green relish, onions and chopped cabbage at Lafleur's or the Montreal Pool Room on the lower main.

Sadly, these days, because of elevated cholesterol the only dogs that pass my lips are tofu dogs - definitely not in the same league- but what can you do?


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Peace
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 03:50 PM

The Montreal Pool Room. Been there and done that, buddy. Me too with no fats from animals. The sins of my youth.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 03:54 PM

Keep your "hot dogs"...

I'll take a BBQ'd sausage with garlic mustard, chili, and habeneros...

I'll take a side of poutine too


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 03:59 PM

I like some of those New York kosher hot dogs. (One of them makes a whole meal, and is enough to send your cholesterol into hyperspace.) Mustard is good, and they must be eaten with relish.

Don't even THINK it MartinGibson, this thread is not about you!

;-D


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 04:02 PM

Steamie cuisine....


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Bill D
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 04:07 PM

all beef, split, fried, on a toasted bun...mustard and 'some' relish.. (sweet relish)...NO onion.

(no comment on the 1˝ entendré ..I don't care much for most Euphemisms)


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Metchosin
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 04:12 PM

jeez, I love poutine, but you have to have proper St. Hubert gravy and the right kind of cheese curds, mozorella just won't do.....and......Vive le Quebec Libre! Fortunately we can get it here because of homesick sailors in the Canadian Pacific Fleet.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: sue exhull
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 04:25 PM

Sorry for being ignorant, but can someone tell me what poutine is please? Ive never heard of it. Thanks


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 04:34 PM

Poutine!


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 04:40 PM

But have you ever hidden your weenie in the poutine?


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 05:28 PM

Well, no, but I HAVE experienced wetting my whistle with poteen.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: sue exhull
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 05:34 PM

Thanks Bee Im am now able to discuss this subject, should I ever be asked :) I must try that out one of these days.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Phil Cooper
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 05:41 PM

Polish sausage with onions. Preferably from Chicago. Had what was supposed to be a polish sausage had a stop on the Ohio turnpike and it bore no resemblance to what we have in Chicago.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: DougR
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 05:47 PM

It pains me to admit it, but Bobert's home state, West Virginia, is where you can get the best hot dogs in the world. A nice fat weenie, smothered in onions, chili, and if you want it, cole slaw. Billy Edd Wheeler and I went on a search for the best hot dog in Beckley, West Virginia, several years ago and we found that all the places that made them were about the same ...excellent!

DougR


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: robomatic
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 05:51 PM

I have had a truly disgusting experience with savalloys and will not touch 'em. got rot 'em whut's in those vile red skins?


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Peace
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 05:54 PM

"St. Hubert gravy"

St Hubert Barbeque Sauce is the absolute dynamite best commercial BBQ Sauce in the known UNIVERSE.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 06:03 PM

I shan't get into the barbeque sauce debate, except to say that my wife makes the best barbeque sauce in the universe.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Peace
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 06:07 PM

AH! BUT, I meant commercial.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Mingulay
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 06:18 PM

So they think that Canada's somewhere on Earth do they? My cholesterol went up 5 points just reading about this apology for food. If you are going to eat sausages (weenies are NOT sausages, they are emulsified offal tubes with dubious chemical additives) then they should be proper Lincolnshire sausages with at least 95% coarse chopped pork, a little breadcrumb, pepper and sage in a natural casing. Anything else is not worthy to bear such a noble name.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 06:27 PM

There are lots of good places to hide the weenie. In a drainpipe. In a knothole. In the mailbox. In the safe. In the letter slot. Under the desk. Behind the potted plant. On top of the ceiling fan. In your pockets. And so on...

If left unattended for too long, however, the average weenie begins to shrivel up and assume a much less impressive and robust appearance. This is undesirable. Always eat them while they are still fresh and firm.

If you have a dachshund, then no hiding place will suffice unless it is securely locked...or at least 4 feet above ground level. A weenie hidden on top of the ceiling fan will drive your dachshund practically out of his tiny mind, because he will KNOW it is there, but be utterly unable to do a thing about it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 06:30 PM

I hid my weenie in a safe once, but them someone slammed the door and I was left weenieless.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Mingulay
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 06:30 PM

Is that cruelty to dogs or to weenies? Or even ceiling fans?


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 06:30 PM

The best barbecue sauce in the world is from The Pig Barbecue in Jacksonville, Florida. It's so good it doesn't need meat. You can make a meal out of a dozen slices of Wonder Bread dipped in the stuff.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Peace
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 06:33 PM

"Billy Edd Wheeler"

DougR: Is this THE BEW? "Little Brown Shack Out Back" B E Wheeler?

That, sir, is awesome. Won't make me agree with you about Bush, but I have just seen you in a new light. That was one of the first songs I learned when I was working baskethouses in NYC. LOVE that song.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Peace
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 06:35 PM

Who's a fan of ceilings, other than Michelangelo?


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: PoppaGator
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 06:46 PM

Poutine ~ at least, as described on the web page to which BWL provided a link ~ sounds suspiciously identical to what the rest of North America knows as "cheese fries."

Hebrew National Kosher Beef Knockwurst makes an excellent big fat hot dog. I like to boil/steam 'em and then fry in butter 'til the skin blisters. (Yeah, I know it's not kosher anymore when you mix dairy and meat ~ but then, I'm not Jewish!).

Open the bun(s) and lay inside-side-down on the skillet to soak up a bit of grease and fry lightly, and then serve with condiments of your choice.

I'm a weenie minimalist, not crazy about chili, cheese, onions, etc. Mustard alone is OK with me, but sometimes I also like a bit of pickle relish and/or saurkraut.

No ketchup! That's for burgers, not franks!


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Layah
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 07:33 PM

you have to be careful when hiding things on ceiling fans not to turn the fan on. In my family at passover the children hide the matzah, and then the adults...um..don't actually look for it, but bribe us to bring it back (I hear in other families the adults hide the matzah and the kids have to find it) but to get to my point, one year we hid it on top of the ceiling fan. Then someone turned the fan on. Well the adults were reluctant to pay us for bits of matzah that had been strewn all over the room and did not resemble the peice we were supposed to have. I suppose a weenie on a fan probably wouldn't crumble to bits like matzah, but it would go flying around the room. Interestingly, they ate the bits of matzah off the ceiling fan, but the year we hid it in the toilet tank in a ziploc bag (that's where the CLEAN water is) they wouldn't eat it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Peace
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 07:36 PM

God: Cheese Fries or Poutine: I would eat cow turds before either of those things. (Dry cow turds, not wet; I have a delicate palate.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: DougR
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 07:45 PM

Yep, brucie, one and the same.

DougR


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: jaze
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 07:47 PM

Growing up in the Philly area, a hot dog had mustard and sourkraut. Excellent. When I went to college in W.VA. I ordered a hot dog and they asked if I wanted everything on it(thinking mustard and sourkraut) I said yes. Imagine my surprise when I got it and it had mustard, chili and cole slaw. I would never have thought of putting that on a hot dog, but it was really good! DougR is right.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Peace
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 10:40 PM

"Champion Takeru Kobayashi

Hotdogs may have been invented in America - but when it comes to eating them, the Japanese are the best on the planet. At the 2004 World Hotdog Eating Championships on July 4th, Takeru Kobayashi pounded 53 hotdogs in just 12 minutes to set a new world record! That's more than one dog every 15 seconds!"

Gives new meaning to the term, doesn't it?


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 11:13 PM

My ex brother-in-law makes some good hot dogs. He grills the Hebrew National tube steaks and has all of the condiments handy. Any hot dog tastes better when it has been grilled over coals. Preferably in the back yard with a cold beer to wash it down.

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: CarolC
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 11:22 PM

...just goes to show it's hard to tell if a thread's going to go in the direction of suggestive innuendo or literal meaning. Ah well. I can't even eat the veggie kind of pseudo-dogs any more. They all have corn in them. But I like the veggie kind with ketchup, brown mustard, and relish, on whole wheat (bread or bun).


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 02:20 AM

One reason dachshunds like weiners so much is that they LOOK like weiners themselves. It's narcissism, combined with just plain ordinary greed.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Davetnova
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 03:47 AM

Well I don't know what a weenie is but it sounds like some sort of inferior American sausage that shrivels up if you don't pay it any attention. Our fine British sausages are much harder to hide, being both larger and more succulent. There is absolutely no chance of a well made Traditional British sausage being ignored for long enough to shrivel up.
p.s. wheres the innuendo? It must be subtle.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 11:18 AM

DougR I still sing Coal Tatto which I think is one of his songs, and Red Winged Blackbird??

Anyway back to weenies, I assume this is a contraction of Weiner which if memory serves is a person native to the town of Wein, or Vienna in Austria. Why you should want to hide a person from there mystifies me, but hey you got to make allowances for the strange customs of foreigners.

Sausages on the other hand is a horse of a different colour. Here in Scotland we have the Lorne sausage which is about 2 feet long and 4" square, this is cut into slices and fried [ouch!!] We also have butchers sausages or links, which we hide in our stomachs due to our national cholesterol cholesterol addiction. See song list

A friend of mine went out with a large lady for a while, and reported back with the immortal words, "It wis like flingin' a sossidge up a close, so it wis"

I suppose it won't be too long before someone mentions Cummberland sausage which is about a foot long, and comes in a coil.
Giok ¦¬]


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 11:51 AM

Scotland has square sausages? Where do they get square casings? Must have some odd animals up there.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: gnu
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 12:03 PM

"p.s. wheres the innuendo? It must be subtle." Or, "... much harder to hide, being both larger and more succulent."


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Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 01:02 PM

Was Hitler a weiner, I wonder? He was Austrian, but I'm not sure if he was from Vienna. Hiding him after 1945 would not have been easy, which leads me to believe that he did indeed die in the bunker in Berlin, as indicated.


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