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BS: Cocks or Cheeks?

Liz the Squeak 27 Feb 05 - 03:15 AM
Leadfingers 26 Feb 05 - 05:58 PM
Liz the Squeak 26 Feb 05 - 05:27 PM
GUEST 26 Feb 05 - 05:25 PM
GUEST 26 Feb 05 - 05:24 PM
gnu 26 Feb 05 - 03:11 PM
Metchosin 26 Feb 05 - 11:36 AM
Liz the Squeak 26 Feb 05 - 04:32 AM
Metchosin 26 Feb 05 - 02:41 AM
GUEST 25 Feb 05 - 12:44 PM
GUEST,Randi's admirer 25 Feb 05 - 10:57 AM
Peace 24 Feb 05 - 06:23 PM
GUEST,stud 24 Feb 05 - 05:48 PM
Peace 24 Feb 05 - 03:26 PM
gnu 24 Feb 05 - 02:01 PM
Cluin 24 Feb 05 - 01:55 PM
gnu 24 Feb 05 - 01:53 PM
Cluin 24 Feb 05 - 01:37 PM
GUEST 24 Feb 05 - 01:35 PM
GUEST 24 Feb 05 - 01:33 PM
GUEST,Willie 24 Feb 05 - 12:03 PM
GUEST,Robbie Burns 24 Feb 05 - 11:57 AM
GUEST,Lizzie Lyon 24 Feb 05 - 11:16 AM
Susan-Marie 24 Feb 05 - 11:06 AM
Liz the Squeak 24 Feb 05 - 10:24 AM
GUEST 24 Feb 05 - 09:25 AM
Liz the Squeak 23 Feb 05 - 05:51 PM
Peace 23 Feb 05 - 03:25 PM
ToulouseCruise 23 Feb 05 - 03:11 PM
GUEST,888 23 Feb 05 - 02:46 PM
gnu 23 Feb 05 - 06:46 AM
GUEST,Moki 22 Feb 05 - 09:36 PM
Liz the Squeak 22 Feb 05 - 05:04 PM
Peace 22 Feb 05 - 02:43 PM
Peace 22 Feb 05 - 02:14 PM
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Peace 22 Feb 05 - 10:29 AM
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Peace 22 Feb 05 - 12:11 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 27 Feb 05 - 03:15 AM

But you are much older than I am, so if I'm 101 (just a beginner really....) what does that make you Lead?!

: )

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Leadfingers
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 05:58 PM

Oh Well was 99 and then I got an anonymous 100 liz - You're 101


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 05:27 PM

Says 99 on my screen.....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 05:25 PM

! 100 !!


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 05:24 PM

Oh Well !!


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: gnu
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 03:11 PM

How you doin?


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Metchosin
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 11:36 AM

LTS, perhaps they use condoms. LOL


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 04:32 AM

Oh Metch - you owe me a new keyboard, some screen wipes, a clean pair of pants and a new mouse..... best laugh I've had for weeks!!!

Bet they have to take their own piano everywhere!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Metchosin
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 02:41 AM

Well who cares, either/or, for the most magnificent display of technique since Ferrante and Teicher just click on the Freakin Brothers


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 12:44 PM

She is out giving lots of head to any and everyone.


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: GUEST,Randi's admirer
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 10:57 AM

Where is the dried up old crack.


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Subject: RE: BS: For Randi.
From: Peace
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 06:23 PM

Stop searching, Randi. It's all here just for you.


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: GUEST,stud
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 05:48 PM

If she was juicy she wouldn't be so desparate


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Peace
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 03:26 PM

They'll never get it on the album cover.


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: gnu
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 02:01 PM

The shame ? That was one of the greatest comic duos of all time. Cheech and Chong... Juicy Lucy and her trained gila monster!... C'mere and look at this Margret... Jesus Christ, you could play jump rope with that thing!


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Cluin
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 01:55 PM

Oh you know her too, gnu?

Oh, the shame!...


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: gnu
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 01:53 PM

JUICY Lucy ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Cluin
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 01:37 PM

Aunt Lucy?


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 01:35 PM

But I have fucked so many guys that my crack has no feeling anymore.


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 01:33 PM

Unless a man has a 10" cock he is no good.


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: GUEST,Willie
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 12:03 PM

She does.


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: GUEST,Robbie Burns
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 11:57 AM

Once you are over the disease, come find me. Bring lubrication. You probably require it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: GUEST,Lizzie Lyon
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 11:16 AM

Tis very very nice to wank a long clean hard penis.


L L


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Susan-Marie
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 11:06 AM

Another Ditty on this subject, from Robert Burns

Nine Inch Will Please a Lady
Tune:The Quaker's Wife

Come rede me dame, come tell me, dame,
My dame come tell me truly,
What length o' graith, when weel ca'd hame,
Will sair a woman duly?
The carlin clew her wanton tail,
Her wanton tail sae ready -
I learn'd a sang in Annandale,
Nine inch will please a lady.

But for a koontrie cunt like mine,
In sooth, we're nae sae gentle;
We'll take tway thumb-bread to the nine,
And tha's a sonsy pintle;
O leeze me on my Charlie lad,
I'll ne'er forget my Charlie!
Tway roarin handfu's and a daud,
He nidge't it in fu' rarely.

But weary fa' the laithron doup
And may it ne'er ken thrivin!
It's no the length that maks me loup,
But it's the double drivin.-
Come nidge me, Tam, come nidge me Tam,
Come nidge me o'er the nyvel!
Come lowse and lug your battering ram,
And thrash him at my gyvel!

rede - advise graith - tools sair - serve carlin - old woman
pintle - male organ laithron - lazy, inactive doup - backside
gyvel - gable


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 10:24 AM

neither old nor dried up..... just underutilised...

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 09:25 AM

BTW, last time I checked, having sex involves body parts. So why is it so awful to discuss the body parts involved, hmmmmm?

Are you the dried up old c nt.


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 05:51 PM

Hmm Toulouse... wonder why!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Cockles and Muscles
From: Peace
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 03:25 PM

That will SURELY get her attention.


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: ToulouseCruise
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 03:11 PM

You know... you could have gotten rid of the BS: part of the title if only you had named it as...

"Crying: Cockles and Muscles, Alive, Alive O"


Brian

(PS... and yes ladies, I am single)


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Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or Bottoms
From: GUEST,888
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 02:46 PM

I vote for HORSES.


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: gnu
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 06:46 AM

LTS... never. Not even after I'm dead!


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: GUEST,Moki
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 09:36 PM

and where is the dired up old cu t that started the thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 05:04 PM

Here's one of the Icelandic Attractions that never seem to be mentioned in the guide books....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Peace
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 02:43 PM

Just started a thread entitled, "Women Only--An Idea"

Have a nice day.


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Peace
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 02:14 PM

It isn't. Discuss away.


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 02:06 PM

brucie: see Boobs and Bottoms for another thread which confuses sex with body parts.

BTW, last time I checked, having sex involves body parts. So why is it so awful to discuss the body parts involved, hmmmmm?


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 01:50 PM

Geoff has a lovely bum as any can judge for themselves but I ain't letting you peek at anything else so there!


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Peace
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 10:29 AM

In fact, you seem to equate sex--something you seem to know very little about--with body parts. That makes you very pathetic, and likely very lonely. I hope you find someone who meets whatever your requirements are and maybe start liking yourself instead of hating so much. All the best to you, whoever you are.


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Peace
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 10:18 AM

"You men sure are uncomfortable with women discussing sex, aren't you? Pathetic, really, how insecure you guys must be."

What's pathetic is that you don't sign your name.


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 10:15 AM

The above was me sans biscuit btw - Back to normal now.

Whatever that may be...

DtG


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 10:14 AM

You men sure are uncomfortable with women discussing sex, aren't you? Pathetic, really, how insecure you guys must be.

Where???

Tell you what though, Guest. If you are saying that men are inferior to women then I agree wholeheartedly. That is why I have never married, had a long term relationship or even dated a man. I think them that do must be completely barking mad to go for such disgusting creatures...;-)

Cheers

Dave the Gnome
(Gnomes, while not quite being sexless, have to very careful. The Male and Female of the species are very similar. Even down to the beards...)


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 08:05 AM

You men sure are uncomfortable with women discussing sex, aren't you? Pathetic, really, how insecure you guys must be.


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 07:57 AM

Apparently they're coming in bottles now in Sweden.


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 02:03 AM

Toque or helmet?


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Peace
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 12:11 AM

Thnk you. Thank you. Thank you.


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: jacqui.c
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 09:24 PM

Brucie you're just BAD!


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Peace
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 06:37 PM

Just for you, Randi.


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: GUEST,Randi
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 06:28 PM

No, I wouldn't want to rename the thread that. I can agree on the chest thing being a bit sexy, but only when I can have a long look down the chest to the lower abs, down to the cock. Being a cock worshipper and all, myself. Cheeks are too generic.

My fave post so far is the "Show Us Your Length" ditty. Or should I say, show us your length's strengths? ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Peace
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 06:24 PM

? I don't know, I never looked!


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Subject: RE: BS: Cocks or Cheeks?
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 06:20 PM

I know lots of east coasters that love a good feed of cod cheeks, but I didn't know they had cocks too.

The things you learn around here...


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