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GUEST,Joe_F 22 Feb 05 - 11:21 AM
Layah 22 Feb 05 - 07:08 AM
Rapparee 22 Feb 05 - 01:27 AM
Rapparee 22 Feb 05 - 01:26 AM
gnu 21 Feb 05 - 11:19 AM
kendall 21 Feb 05 - 10:38 AM
Amos 21 Feb 05 - 09:35 AM
JennyO 21 Feb 05 - 08:31 AM
Peace 20 Feb 05 - 09:49 PM
gnu 20 Feb 05 - 09:44 PM
GUEST 20 Feb 05 - 09:39 PM
Peace 20 Feb 05 - 09:37 PM
gnu 20 Feb 05 - 09:35 PM
Liz the Squeak 20 Feb 05 - 02:21 PM
Liz the Squeak 20 Feb 05 - 01:37 PM
gnu 20 Feb 05 - 07:20 AM
CarolC 19 Feb 05 - 10:37 PM
Bill D 19 Feb 05 - 10:00 PM
CarolC 19 Feb 05 - 08:07 PM
Rapparee 19 Feb 05 - 09:55 AM
Rapparee 19 Feb 05 - 09:51 AM
Peace 19 Feb 05 - 02:52 AM
GUEST 19 Feb 05 - 01:38 AM
mack/misophist 18 Feb 05 - 10:35 PM
gnu 18 Feb 05 - 06:24 PM
RangerSteve 18 Feb 05 - 06:00 PM
gnu 18 Feb 05 - 05:38 PM
jacqui.c 18 Feb 05 - 05:34 PM
number 6 18 Feb 05 - 05:27 PM
gnu 18 Feb 05 - 05:13 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: Manly Bragging. More power. Car? Bike? T
From: GUEST,Joe_F
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 11:21 AM

The man of independent mind,

He looks and laughs at a' that.

-- Burns

--- Joe Fineman    joe_f@verizon.net

||: Journalists and lexicographers have the professional duty of :||

||: recording a great deal of foolishness.                        :||


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Subject: RE: BS: Manly Bragging. More power. Car? Bike? T
From: Layah
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 07:08 AM

Dang, my DNA isn't unique? They've been lying to me all these years.


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Subject: RE: BS: Manly Bragging. More power. Car? Bike? T
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 01:27 AM

And I got something NONE of you have! My DNA is unique! So there!


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Subject: RE: BS: Manly Bragging. More power. Car? Bike? T
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 01:26 AM

My wife, LtS, currently has 4.5 sewing machines and is shopping for another one. One of these will do over 100 different stitches and can be hooked up to a computer. Nyahnyahnyah!


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Subject: RE: BS: Manly Bragging. More power. Car? Bike? T
From: gnu
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 11:19 AM

Considering the size of, say, Big Mick, I'd never say nuttin to "j" that she didn't like.


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Subject: RE: BS: Manly Bragging. More power. Car? Bike? T
From: kendall
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 10:38 AM

I have bigger spiders than any of you lot living in my celler.


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Subject: RE: BS: Manly Bragging. More power. Car? Bike? T
From: Amos
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 09:35 AM

What does it all mean?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Manly Bragging. More power. Car? Bike? T
From: JennyO
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 08:31 AM

jagj;segja]gjagja;lmba; oj gorjopqjgqtu rvbjqojpojbvogjrpoejeapbmmraobnareophhmbarenamrebaohokrphomopmpothamnpognqe'

Ten seconds. Beat that!


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Subject: RE: BS: Manly Bragging. More power. Car? Bike? T
From: Peace
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 09:49 PM

And at one letter a second, no more, no less:

fkshutyero

Damn. I am GETTING goooooood.


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Subject: RE: BS: Manly Bragging. More power. Car? Bike? T
From: gnu
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 09:44 PM

Oops. When yer grammar gets that bad, it's time to close the bar. G'night gnu.


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Subject: RE: BS: Manly Bragging. More power. Car? Bike? T
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 09:39 PM

judhduyrbsdidfnfofhrieyebdoifdbieuf   9 seconds!


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Subject: RE: BS: Manly Bragging. More power. Car? Bike? T
From: Peace
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 09:37 PM

"And I can type faster, too."

NO! You can't. I am going to do ten seconds of typing starting now:

ljfgluzyslethgjrbvosyty.kiryhgwtbnlekyruth.kyihht;quhghgwjrntv;wrsjtnb;lkjrstn;gkaufh.krng;lku

Beat that!


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Subject: RE: BS: Manly Bragging. More power. Car? Bike? T
From: gnu
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 09:35 PM

Now, can your machine do a triple denim fold cuff? If so, which make and model, because the one I bought for my Ex and couldn't, or so she said. I paid over $300 for that machine and she lent it to her sister... and it never came back. Apparently, it had a screwdriver too, and I got it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Manly Bragging. More power. Car? Bike? T
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 02:21 PM

Of course, we could start comparing sewing machines... mine does 20 different stitches, has integral light and reverse gear..... and it came with its own screwdriver!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Manly Bragging. More power. Car? Bike? T
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 01:37 PM

Rap - don't bet on it..... and I'm not even a quilter!

That's a big white beauty, but why isn't it red like all the others I've seen?

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Manly Bragging. More power. Car? Bike? T
From: gnu
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 07:20 AM

White is the only colour a toilet should ever be. I could store bait in it, but then I'd have to use the toilet in the washroom in the basement and it's just a regular crappy little toilet. I could change out the one in the basement too, but, with little downpipe, I'd be worried about getting bidet'd.


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Subject: RE: BS: Manly Bragging. More power. Car? Bike? T
From: CarolC
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 10:37 PM

Looks like you got the Mount Vernon elongated model, gnu. What color did you get, and can you store your live bait in it?


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Subject: RE: BS: Manly Bragging. More power. Car? Bike? T
From: Bill D
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 10:00 PM

I have more things that plug in and specifically, more lamps in MY house than any of the rest of you, I'll bet! Nyah, nyah! If turned them all on at once, either my house would go up in smoke, or the Eastern Seaboard would black out.


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Subject: RE: BS: Manly Bragging. More power. Car? Bike? T
From: CarolC
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 08:07 PM

If I was a guy, and if I had a Bobcat All-Wheel Steel Loader, I would brag about that.


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Subject: RE: BS: Manly Bragging. More power. Car? Bike? T
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 09:55 AM

Dang! I forgot to mention last Fall's duck hunt!


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Subject: RE: BS: Manly Bragging. More power. Car? Bike? T
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 09:51 AM

I got more books than you do. And I can type faster, too. And I'll just betcha my wife's got more fabric that you do!

(Ladies -- "She who dies with the most fabric wins" is a common slogan among quilters.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Manly Bragging. More power. Car? Bike? T
From: Peace
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 02:52 AM

Jacqui, I don't know what you mean.

The toy.

The TOY.


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Subject: RE: BS: Manly Bragging. More power. Car? Bike? T
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 01:38 AM

I would, but it would mar my perfection, so I don't.


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Subject: RE: BS: Manly Bragging. More power. Car? Bike? T
From: mack/misophist
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 10:35 PM

I like to imagine that I don't brag.


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Subject: RE: BS: Manly Bragging. More power. Car? Bike? T
From: gnu
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 06:24 PM

Yeah. Them suckers look great on the TV commercials don't they? Only problem is, if all you had to till was nice soft garden soil like in the commercials, you wouldn't need one. When you try to till glacial till with one, it's a fight to the death. Wear a cup if there's any amount of stones in the till.


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Subject: RE: BS: Manly Bragging. More power. Car? Bike? T
From: RangerSteve
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 06:00 PM

I bought a roto-tiller. I hate to admit that after using it, I would rather pay someone else to till my garden.


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Subject: RE: BS: Manly Bragging. More power. Car? Bike? T
From: gnu
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 05:38 PM

As the saying goes, "He who dies with the most toys, wins." It's a male thing. Childish? Yeah. I suppose. But fun.


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Subject: RE: BS: Manly Bragging. More power. Car? Bike? T
From: jacqui.c
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 05:34 PM

This seems to be a male thing and can be seen even in very young boys. My four year old grandson is always ready to show off his latest Power Ranger toys to his friends and to boast of their particular features. When he had a new bike for Christmas it was inspected by his schoolfriends in detail and the fact that it had Power Ranger's transfers not common in the UK was remarked upon.

Recently Kendall and I visited a friend in the UK and I watched our friend do show and tell with his various guitars with Kendall for most of the time we were there. It cracked me up, as it was just the same as with the little boys, just with more expensive toys.

Doesn't seem to happen so much with females.


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Subject: RE: BS: Manly Bragging. More power. Car? Bike? T
From: number 6
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 05:27 PM

I want to install a urinal in our main washroom, that would give me something to brag about ... unfortuantely my wife objects to it.

sIx


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Subject: RE: BS: Manly Bragging. More power. Car? Bike? T
From: gnu
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 05:13 PM

No no. Material things. Not those things. I'm Irish. No bragging rights there.


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Subject: RE: BS: Manly Bragging. More power. Car? Bike? T
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 05:07 PM

not having to brag...


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Subject: BS: Manly Bragging. More power. Car? Bike? T
From: gnu
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 05:03 PM

What do you, the manly man, brag about ? Something that, as soon as you get it or build it, you invite your buddies over, just to show it off. That sup'ed up vintage muscle car ? That new ATV with the biggest most aggresive mud-boggin tires that throw mud in the faces of those you pass with ease ? That bass boat that will get you to the best fishin spots before daylight even when you leave the dock after dawn ?

Fer me, it's my Gerber. Man, she's seventeen and a half inches at the rim - no more squattin. Elongated bowl - no more cold d*** surprise. Three and a half gallons of super-swirlin per flush - no more double flushin. And the water surface is as big as a lake - no more wipin up the missin-pissin with toilet paper; you can hit this even when your more than half asleep. It's a manly toilet. C'mon over and try it. It's a beauty, eh.


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