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Can you suggest a tune for....

John MacKenzie 16 Feb 05 - 11:48 AM
John MacKenzie 15 Feb 05 - 12:22 PM
John MacKenzie 15 Feb 05 - 12:15 PM
GUEST,polly 15 Feb 05 - 11:41 AM
GUEST,snuffy 15 Feb 05 - 09:18 AM
GUEST,Snuffy 15 Feb 05 - 09:16 AM
GUEST,fibula-sans-cookie 15 Feb 05 - 08:43 AM
GUEST,John in Brisbane 15 Feb 05 - 08:10 AM
Kaleea 15 Feb 05 - 04:24 AM
Genie 15 Feb 05 - 03:11 AM
Peace 15 Feb 05 - 12:46 AM
Seamus Kennedy 14 Feb 05 - 11:17 PM
John MacKenzie 14 Feb 05 - 05:44 PM
el_punkoid_nouveau 14 Feb 05 - 04:58 PM
fat B****rd 14 Feb 05 - 02:53 PM
John MacKenzie 14 Feb 05 - 02:15 PM
Richard Bridge 14 Feb 05 - 01:54 PM
The Villan 14 Feb 05 - 01:43 PM
squeezeldy 14 Feb 05 - 01:23 PM
MBSLynne 14 Feb 05 - 09:16 AM
Snuffy 14 Feb 05 - 09:15 AM
Genie 14 Feb 05 - 08:50 AM
Peace 13 Feb 05 - 07:59 PM
Drayman 13 Feb 05 - 07:52 PM
John MacKenzie 13 Feb 05 - 04:47 AM
Hrothgar 13 Feb 05 - 03:52 AM
Liz the Squeak 13 Feb 05 - 03:40 AM
goodbar 13 Feb 05 - 02:01 AM
GUEST 12 Feb 05 - 07:58 PM
Cluin 12 Feb 05 - 07:33 PM
Cluin 12 Feb 05 - 07:30 PM
Don(Wyziwyg)T 12 Feb 05 - 07:17 PM
greg stephens 12 Feb 05 - 05:09 PM
greg stephens 12 Feb 05 - 05:07 PM
MBSLynne 12 Feb 05 - 05:06 PM
Peace 12 Feb 05 - 04:56 PM
Uncle_DaveO 12 Feb 05 - 04:54 PM
number 6 12 Feb 05 - 03:17 PM
GUEST 12 Feb 05 - 02:52 PM
John MacKenzie 12 Feb 05 - 02:37 PM
Micca 12 Feb 05 - 02:06 PM
Sttaw Legend 12 Feb 05 - 02:05 PM
Stilly River Sage 12 Feb 05 - 01:41 PM
GUEST,Obie 12 Feb 05 - 01:41 PM
Snuffy 12 Feb 05 - 01:37 PM
Sttaw Legend 12 Feb 05 - 01:37 PM
Polly Squeezebox 12 Feb 05 - 01:31 PM
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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 11:48 AM

Back again, how about......

All around my twat.


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 12:22 PM

Fathom the Bowl; or there is the royalist verion, Fathom the Parker Bowl.
The Furry Dance
I'm just Wild about Hairy
I did it Sideways
Stranger in your Tights


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 12:15 PM

Fellatio Nelson's Hornpipe


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: GUEST,polly
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 11:41 AM

Goin' Down to the Swampy Hollow


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: GUEST,snuffy
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 09:18 AM

John,

You'll be in trouble with the police for introducing A minor to oral sex.


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: GUEST,Snuffy
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 09:16 AM


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: GUEST,fibula-sans-cookie
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 08:43 AM

Fanny Power. Finish off with Cock Up Your Beaver.


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: GUEST,John in Brisbane
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 08:10 AM

I could've nominated tunes such as 'Here's The Tender Coming' or the old incest number 'Come, Geordie --Ha'd the Bairn or Aw wish thy Muther wad cum' It might not be the wittiest of responses but it's a truly great tune. Here's the Flatbush Waltz:

X:8
T:Flatbush Waltz
R:Waltz
C:Andy Statman
S:Bernie Waugh
M:3/4
L:1/8
K:Am
"Am"e3aed|c2{G}A2A2|e3aec|"Dm"d3fed|
"Am"ABcdec|"Dm"{e}dAd2d2|"Am"c3"Bb"d_Bc|"Am"AA,CEAc|
"Am"e3aed|c2{G}A2A2|e3aec|"Dm"d3gf/e/d|
"C"cdefg/f/e|"Dm"{e}dAd2d2|"Am"c3"Bb"d_Bc|"Am"AA,CEAc||
"Am"[e4c'4][db][ca]|"E"[db]E^GBeg|"F"[c2a2][B3g3]"G"[Af]|"C"[G6e6]|
"Dm"[A2f2][G2e2][F2d2]|"Am"[G2e2][c2a2][d2b2]|\
[e3c'3][db][cc'][ed']|"E"[d6b6]|
"Am"[e4c'4][db][ca]|"E"[db]E^GBeg|"F"[c2a2][B3g3]"G"[Af]|"C"[G6e6]|
"Bb"[_B2f2][_B2e2][F2d2]|"Am"[G2e2][C2A2]"Dm"[F2d2]|\
"Am"[E3c3][Fd]"Bb"[D_B][Ec]|"Am"[C6A6]|]

Regards, John

PS I transposed it from G minor.


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Kaleea
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 04:24 AM

"The Humming Song." What, no screaming?!


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Genie
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 03:11 AM

Yodelling?

Hmm...

"Down In The Valley ..."


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Peace
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 12:46 AM

I shall suggest anything that involves lotsa yodelling.


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Seamus Kennedy
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 11:17 PM

Bone Apart's Retreat.

Seamus


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 05:44 PM

'I Got The' by Labia Siffre


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: el_punkoid_nouveau
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 04:58 PM

Moving to a slightly different muscial canon - down, down, deeper and down?

Or even just Down Down Down...


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: fat B****rd
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 02:53 PM

"Lucky Lips" ?


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 02:15 PM

The thong is gone but the malady lingus on.


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 01:54 PM

Pretty Peggy?

"As I went down
to Fellatio
Wo wo wo
Wo wo wo wo, etc"

Or "Masturbation can be fun" from "Hair".


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: The Villan
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 01:43 PM

Here comes Muffin Muffin the mule

or

Muff the magic Dragon


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: squeezeldy
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 01:23 PM

A tune? I'm supposed to be humming a TUNE? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
(Ab) That's "A flat", not ab...


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: MBSLynne
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 09:16 AM

ROFLMAO!!!


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Snuffy
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 09:15 AM

For He's A Jolly Good Fellatio


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Genie
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 08:50 AM

O Come All Ye Faithful
(Of course, if his/your name's Emanuel, ...)

Go Down, Moses (unless that's not your or your partner's name)

Then there's always
"The First Time Ever I Sat Your Face"

(ducking and running for cover...)


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Peace
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 07:59 PM

Come, come, come, come,
Come to the church in the wild wood . . . .


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Drayman
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 07:52 PM

When Johnny Comes Marching Home...


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 04:47 AM

The Vulva Boatman.


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Hrothgar
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 03:52 AM

... and for regular sex, you could try humping a tune.


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 03:40 AM

Ravels' Bolero is quite popular, and goes on for quite a long time.. I would be very disappoined (but not surprised) if it were the minute waltz.

And (if memory serves), I think the 'jump to the left' followed by a step to the right makes for some rather interesting sensations that are anything but unpleasant..... A lot of it depends on the subsequent pelvic thrust.

LTS


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: goodbar
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 02:01 AM

jingle bells.


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 07:58 PM

How about "The William Tell Overture"?


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Cluin
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 07:33 PM

Oh, and a tune suggestion, "Makin' Whoopee" or anything with a rising scale would work nicely.

Or anything by John Phillip Sousa, too.


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Cluin
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 07:30 PM

GUEST, Shy, that's what's called a "hummer". A lot of people think a "hummer" just refers to regular fellatio, sans the vocalizing, but they are mistaken.


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 07:17 PM

Johnny McEldoo, a la Clancey brothers, which accelerates to the point that orbit may be achieved.

Don T.


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: greg stephens
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 05:09 PM

Mind you, "Blow the man down" might be extremely appropriate.


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: greg stephens
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 05:07 PM

Blow Bullies Blow


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: MBSLynne
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 05:06 PM

hehe! "Love Potion 69"


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Peace
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 04:56 PM

"The 1812 Overture"


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 04:54 PM

GO DOWN You Blood Red Roses, GO DOWN!

Dave Oesterreich


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: number 6
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 03:17 PM

The Star Spangled Banner !!

sIx


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 02:52 PM

I suggest something with a fast rhythm, but then again, perhaps a slow rhythm, but then again maybe something "in between"?


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 02:37 PM

The girl with the flaps 'n hair.
[Oh dear I'm in trouble now!]
Giok


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Micca
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 02:06 PM

Battle Hymn of the Republic, or maybe Men of Harlech. altho " Land of my Fathers" might be good. I think "Time Warp" shhould be avoided as the "Jump to the left could " cause problems


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 02:05 PM

My Boy Lollipop
Love My Lips


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 01:41 PM

Geez, this one is SO obvious!

Acres of Clams

(sung to Rosin the Bow).

SRS


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: GUEST,Obie
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 01:41 PM

Perhaps Orange Blossom Special as it starts slow and speeds up.


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Snuffy
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 01:37 PM

"And hour by hour fresh lips are making
Thy wondrous doings.."


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 01:37 PM

Hole Lotta Love


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Polly Squeezebox
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 01:31 PM

Dorset Four Hand Reel, as traditionally played i.e. 'accelerando'. Guess it would be the 'rhythm method'! @-)

Polly


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Mooh
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 01:28 PM

John...Good one. How about Down Ampney (Come Down, O Love Divine)? Or led Zeppelin's Whole Lotta Love?

Peace, Mooh.


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 01:19 PM

Cwym Rhonda


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Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: GUEST,Sidewinder
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 01:16 PM

I would recommend "True Love Ways" or "Pledging My Love". I would also recommend you avoid the "Match of The Day" theme and "We Will Rock You".

Best Wishes.

Sidewinder.


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