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BS: The poem that never ends................

Little Hawk 14 Feb 05 - 06:36 PM
Susu's Hubby 14 Feb 05 - 08:32 PM
Little Hawk 15 Feb 05 - 12:34 AM
Little Hawk 15 Feb 05 - 12:42 PM
Layah 15 Feb 05 - 12:45 PM
Once Famous 15 Feb 05 - 12:49 PM
Layah 15 Feb 05 - 12:51 PM
Susu's Hubby 15 Feb 05 - 02:47 PM
Once Famous 15 Feb 05 - 03:48 PM
Don(Wyziwyg)T 15 Feb 05 - 04:22 PM
Susu's Hubby 15 Feb 05 - 07:38 PM
Cluin 16 Feb 05 - 02:39 AM
Teresa 16 Feb 05 - 02:58 AM
Little Hawk 16 Feb 05 - 11:22 AM
JennyO 16 Feb 05 - 11:28 AM
Little Hawk 16 Feb 05 - 11:29 AM
Once Famous 16 Feb 05 - 11:36 AM
Little Hawk 16 Feb 05 - 11:43 AM
Once Famous 16 Feb 05 - 11:44 AM
Layah 16 Feb 05 - 12:52 PM
Susu's Hubby 18 Feb 05 - 12:36 PM
Cluin 18 Feb 05 - 02:51 PM
Cluin 20 Feb 05 - 06:08 PM
Don(Wyziwyg)T 20 Feb 05 - 06:54 PM
GUEST 21 Feb 05 - 05:33 AM
Georgiansilver 21 Feb 05 - 05:34 AM
GUEST,Chongo chimp 21 Feb 05 - 12:06 PM
Layah 21 Feb 05 - 12:10 PM
Susu's Hubby 21 Feb 05 - 02:04 PM
Don(Wyziwyg)T 21 Feb 05 - 02:43 PM
GUEST,Chongo chimp 21 Feb 05 - 04:06 PM
Cluin 21 Feb 05 - 06:49 PM
Layah 21 Feb 05 - 06:56 PM
Cluin 21 Feb 05 - 06:57 PM
42 22 Feb 05 - 06:25 PM
Susu's Hubby 22 Feb 05 - 06:44 PM
Georgiansilver 22 Feb 05 - 07:12 PM
Mingulay 22 Feb 05 - 07:21 PM
Georgiansilver 22 Feb 05 - 07:24 PM
Cluin 22 Feb 05 - 07:56 PM
Susu's Hubby 22 Feb 05 - 08:45 PM
GUEST,Mingulay at work 23 Feb 05 - 05:14 AM
John MacKenzie 23 Feb 05 - 05:36 AM
Don(Wyziwyg)T 23 Feb 05 - 05:08 PM
Georgiansilver 23 Feb 05 - 05:09 PM
John MacKenzie 23 Feb 05 - 05:21 PM
Georgiansilver 23 Feb 05 - 05:30 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 06:36 PM

As a post of great renown...


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Susu's Hubby
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 08:32 PM

for a wise old midget once told us.....


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 12:34 AM

"Never sell your wedding gown!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 12:42 PM

While picking a basket of peppers...


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Layah
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 12:45 PM

I ran into a friend of mine


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Once Famous
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 12:49 PM

He was the most flaming homosexual I had ever known

(c'mon)


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Layah
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 12:51 PM

But then I thought "That's too long for that line"


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Susu's Hubby
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 02:47 PM

So as Martin treated him to dinner....


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Once Famous
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 03:48 PM

I bought him a hot dog and he immediately bent over.


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 04:22 PM

I once had a hotdog like that.

DT


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Susu's Hubby
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 07:38 PM

But he said, Hey big boy....how about a romp in the clover!


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Cluin
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 02:39 AM

I noticed a problem with scansion


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Teresa
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 02:58 AM

But this won't be in a book.


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 11:22 AM

Nor will it be built as a mansion...


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: JennyO
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 11:28 AM

With a librarian saying "Ook"


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 11:29 AM

Now, for Chongo, that would be just perfect...


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Once Famous
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 11:36 AM

Okay, I know this isn't a true obituary, but maybe it is for this national sport, at least as we know it at the professional level. I also know that few folks outside of Canada (or Canadians) are interested, so please bear with me, or skip to the next thread.

For two years, the players and owners have been arguing back and forth over a new binding agreement for wages, bonuses, job security, etc. The most recent contract expired this past spring/summer, and since then the owners have locked out the players... now, on the eve of cancelling the entire season, the players' union has gone back and said, "Okay owners, you can get what you want (sorta)." But, the owners rejected that offer, wanting a little more....

that being said... does anyone care? as far as hockey fans like myself, I mean...


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 11:43 AM

That was a commercial break. We now return to the poem...


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Once Famous
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 11:44 AM

what's wrong with talkin' about hockey?


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Layah
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 12:52 PM

(Now, for Chongo, that would be just perfect...
That was a commercial break. We now return to the poem...
what's wrong with talkin' about hockey?)

Hockey has another thread and that's its home.


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Susu's Hubby
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 12:36 PM

Speaking of home, I wonder.....


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Cluin
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 02:51 PM

Is it true what thay say about oysters?


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 06:08 PM

For I hear the sound of blue thunder


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 06:54 PM

Twenty six farting monks in the cloisters


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 05:33 AM

For to fart is such a great pleasure


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 05:34 AM

It gives ones bowels ease.


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: GUEST,Chongo chimp
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 12:06 PM

It delicately scents ones sheets


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Layah
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 12:10 PM

Then they ask you "who cut the cheese?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Susu's Hubby
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 02:04 PM

So when you've had enough cabbage....


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 02:43 PM

You can let fly a green 'un,

DT


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: GUEST,Chongo chimp
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 04:06 PM

And poor old Mr Babbage


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 06:49 PM

Has been known to sneak out a mean `un


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Layah
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 06:56 PM

The winds of change...


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 06:57 PM

mean touching cloth


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: 42
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 06:25 PM

and dropping pegs in bags,


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Susu's Hubby
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 06:44 PM

(The winds of change mean touching cloth
and dropping pegs in bags)


I slowly took a sip of broth.....


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 07:12 PM

As I sat wearing only rags


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Mingulay
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 07:21 PM

for the farting had blown out my trousers


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 07:24 PM

Leaving a hole in the rear


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 07:56 PM

Sounding like reports from Mausers


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Susu's Hubby
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 08:45 PM

It caused mini waves in my beer.


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 05:14 AM

The froth overflowed


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 05:36 AM

Lord knows where it go'ed


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 05:08 PM

It probably hid in the widget

DT


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 05:09 PM

Of an Irish or fantasy midget


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 05:21 PM

As sure as I'm born, a leprechaun


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 05:30 PM

I know I will rise another morn


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Mingulay
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 06:19 PM

and go to the garden and dig it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 06:25 PM

Unfortunately I am too small for that,
So to hell with the garden and Frig-it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 06:55 PM

It's a rigid midget with a frigid digit.


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