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BS: Thread for sale

GUEST,Skipy 10 Feb 05 - 08:22 AM
Geoff the Duck 10 Feb 05 - 08:32 AM
GUEST,Skipy 10 Feb 05 - 08:47 AM
El Dano 10 Feb 05 - 08:54 AM
Davetnova 10 Feb 05 - 08:56 AM
The Fooles Troupe 10 Feb 05 - 09:03 AM
GUEST,Skipy 10 Feb 05 - 09:53 AM
Dave Hanson 10 Feb 05 - 09:57 AM
JennyO 10 Feb 05 - 10:02 AM
Layah 10 Feb 05 - 10:42 AM
Jim Tailor 10 Feb 05 - 10:50 AM
GUEST,Mingulay at work 10 Feb 05 - 11:14 AM
GUEST,Skipy 10 Feb 05 - 11:31 AM
Mr Red 10 Feb 05 - 02:17 PM
open mike 10 Feb 05 - 02:23 PM
GUEST,Skipy 10 Feb 05 - 04:37 PM
GUEST,Skipy 10 Feb 05 - 05:00 PM
gnomad 10 Feb 05 - 05:06 PM
Bobert 10 Feb 05 - 05:46 PM
Cluin 10 Feb 05 - 05:47 PM
jimmyt 10 Feb 05 - 09:08 PM
Once Famous 10 Feb 05 - 09:26 PM
jimmyt 10 Feb 05 - 11:02 PM
The Fooles Troupe 10 Feb 05 - 11:07 PM
El Dano 11 Feb 05 - 03:09 AM
GUEST,Skipy 11 Feb 05 - 03:27 AM
Davetnova 11 Feb 05 - 03:43 AM
GUEST,Mingulay at work 11 Feb 05 - 03:44 AM
skipy 11 Feb 05 - 03:57 AM
Davetnova 11 Feb 05 - 04:01 AM
GUEST,Mingulay at work 11 Feb 05 - 04:57 AM
Davetnova 11 Feb 05 - 05:15 AM
Geoff the Duck 11 Feb 05 - 05:46 AM
GUEST,Mingulay at work 11 Feb 05 - 10:46 AM
Don(Wyziwyg)T 11 Feb 05 - 03:26 PM
*Laura* 11 Feb 05 - 04:55 PM
Don(Wyziwyg)T 11 Feb 05 - 07:51 PM
Don(Wyziwyg)T 11 Feb 05 - 07:54 PM
Geoff the Duck 11 Feb 05 - 08:11 PM
Don(Wyziwyg)T 11 Feb 05 - 08:46 PM
GUEST,Paranoid Android 11 Feb 05 - 09:42 PM
Hovering Bob 12 Feb 05 - 03:59 AM
Don(Wyziwyg)T 12 Feb 05 - 06:50 AM
skipy 12 Feb 05 - 05:53 PM
Mr Red 12 Feb 05 - 07:27 PM
Don(Wyziwyg)T 12 Feb 05 - 07:39 PM
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Subject: BS: Thread for sale
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 08:22 AM

This thread is for sale it has had only one owner, built in 2005 it is in very good condition, with only 3 lines of text on it, all profits will go to FOLKFORMS. Skipy


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 08:32 AM

I'm afraid that it will soon become worn and threadbare....
Can you reassure me this is not the case?
Quack!!
Geoff the Duck.


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 08:47 AM

You've just devalued it by adding more letters!
Now the charity will not make as much!
Skipy


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: El Dano
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 08:54 AM

As you dont say that whether you accept paypal I assume you dont ,can I pay in french francs


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: Davetnova
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 08:56 AM

Is it a British Thread or an inferior foriegn one?


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 09:03 AM

Can I borrow your thread to patch my sail?


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 09:53 AM

paypal is fine by me.


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 09:57 AM

I'll give you four groats for it.

eric


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: JennyO
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 10:02 AM

I'll give you four goats for it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: Layah
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 10:42 AM

At nine posts (ten now!) are you going to be lowering the price? I doubt it's worth four goats anymore. I'll give you three goats and a rutabega.


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: Jim Tailor
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 10:50 AM

I would buy it, but, alas, I don't have any mudcat currency and am unaware of exchange rate to know exactly how much my $0.02 worth would give me toward a bid for the thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 11:14 AM

Dear Skipy;

This is a poor excuse for taking money fron guillable mudcat persons. I'll give you 3 gallons of Brakespeares slops (only 2 days old) and seven cans of unknown bitter - all the writing has rusted off and they're bulging a bit.

This is my final offer.

Yours

Dorothy Mouseposture (Miss)


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 11:31 AM

Done, & you bloody well will be!

Skipy - with a thirst!


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: Mr Red
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 02:17 PM

I don't follow the thread - it is all warped...........


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: open mike
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 02:23 PM

thread for sail?
are needles included?
it only has 2 lines on my screen..


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 04:37 PM

It was 3 lines in the box when I typed it, so I was pissed off that it became 3 when it appeared!
Skipy


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 05:00 PM

I meant 2 but you knew that.


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: gnomad
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 05:06 PM

I could use some new threads myself, do you have another one?

I'll bid some used socks, and a song (you may have to collect both) but only if you can supply at least a pair of threads.


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: Bobert
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 05:46 PM

Is it tax deductible, can I get a deed to it and do you take plastic?


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: Cluin
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 05:47 PM

I was devalued by half as soon as you drove it off the lot.

You should have left it alone and went for a used thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: jimmyt
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 09:08 PM

I would be interested in a timeshare, provided I can put it in a limited partnership so it is sheltered from taxes. Or, I will buy advertising on the thread. How about selling adspace?   Could make millions. If is a nonprofit thread, we could have a phonebank and have charitible contributions. Could this be done offshore in Jersey, Switzerland or the Caymans? I am just throwing out some ideas to increase your marketability. I KNOW!!! how about an IPO!


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: Once Famous
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 09:26 PM

You can get a much better thread than this one at Wal-Mart for half the price.


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: jimmyt
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 11:02 PM

Ebay has threads but you don't know where they have been!


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 11:07 PM

But that will cause American Thread makers to lose their jobs....


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: El Dano
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 03:09 AM

Anyone interested in a good yarn


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 03:27 AM

Yes I am prepared to sell advertising space on this thread.
Please tell us who is on at your folk club during the rest of Feb.
You will be invoiced later.

Skipy.


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: Davetnova
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 03:43 AM

Now they're trying to pull the wool over our eyes.


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 03:44 AM

Sorry Skipy but Breezy has bagged the advertising rights for this side of the pond as far north as Watford Gap services.


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: skipy
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 03:57 AM

Is there anything beyond the Gap?
Skipy


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: Davetnova
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 04:01 AM

Scotland and some insignificant bits.


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 04:57 AM

How did you know I had insignificant bits?


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: Davetnova
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 05:15 AM

It's a small country. Tales will be told.


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 05:46 AM

How long before your insignificantbits will be found by Google!
Quack!!!
GtD.


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 10:46 AM

Fancy having your bits Googled!!!!

Much the same as having your balls caught in a rat trap.


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 03:26 PM

It is indeed warped Mr Wed, and with all these posts, there can't be much weft. I don't want it.

Elmer Phudd


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: *Laura*
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 04:55 PM

i've got half a cream egg if that's any good for a bid?


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 07:51 PM

At last a truly silly thread without the ravings of BORING MANTIS, or BIG NORM SATIN. If we all keep vedy, vedy, quiet maybe we won't STIR GIBONMAN so Shhhhhhhhhhhhh........!

DT


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 07:54 PM

OOPs! didn't see you up there. Is that the day job then, advertising Walmart?

DT


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 08:11 PM

I'm sat at home on the sofa watching the Rochy Horror Show on the telly and reading this thread.
Don't know which is more surreal!
Quack!
GtD.


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 08:46 PM

This thread, for sure.

DT


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: GUEST,Paranoid Android
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 09:42 PM

HATRED (mixed up thread)


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: Hovering Bob
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 03:59 AM

At last some sense on the cat, once I'd cottoned on to it ("cottoned" on it! Come on, that was good for me!)
And it still hasn't been hijacked by ??????
Must close now as I'm running out of Folkforms


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 06:50 AM

Keep on hovering Bob, this thread will twine itself around your heartstrings, and tie you to your PC.

?????? is sleeping now, let's all tiptoe and we moght not wake him.

Don T.


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: skipy
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 05:53 PM

what is "moght"?
Skipy


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: Mr Red
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 07:27 PM

GUEST,Paranoid Android -

You know what they say - HAT RED - no draws but what do they know - I am sitting here in my red hat and red shoes and neither saying applies. My draws are red. But then I just got back from the Cheltenham Festival Ceilidh.


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Subject: RE: BS: Thread for sale
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 07:39 PM

Hi Skipy,

It's MIGHT when your fingers outrun your brain. Sorry.......Don T.


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