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BS: Three Word Xmas Story.

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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 10:15 AM

private parts of


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 10:55 AM

killer bees who...


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 02:18 PM

made Michael Caine


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 03:02 PM

their bloody Queen


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 04:51 PM

Did you know,


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 06:31 PM

not many people


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 06:40 PM

believe that Kwanzaa


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Calico
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 09:49 PM

is nudists' favorite


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 09:59 PM

holiday because black


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 10:08 PM

is the colour


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 10:21 PM

of my true


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: bobad
Date: 27 Dec 06 - 10:24 PM

love's Labrador retriever


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 12:28 AM

But chestnuts roasting


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Das Rheingold
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 02:19 AM

RECAP (since 12-22-06)


nothing happened. Then the band began playing "O Tannenbaum or Red Flag in March Tempo. Then the partridge started to steam and flew away, never to be caught, plucked, stuffed, pickled, potted or poached. Santa paraded naked ,wearing nothing but a feather boa protruding from the angel's neatly placed embouchre (?), much double-tonguing, said:
"Where can I find a Furbie?"
The shopkeeper laughed, perhaps unwisely, at Santa's dumbass question, but kindly old Santa smiled, and aimed his shotgun at the shopkeeper's ring dang do.   Assorted crushed nuts tumbled to the sawdust covered timbers on Santa's head, while two turtledoves were flaming it lightly over hickory for serving with chips.   A loud "It's delicious!" cried the mistletoe-bedecked but otherwise celibate from the waist-coat, reeking of egnogg priest. "Beware the Jabberwock, my children of the Night of Regret!"   But fortunately, Kermit the aquatically challenged nasally sealed amphibian sang off key.
Frogs cannot sing, although they often, when seeking company, will hum loudly by rubbing their stocking clad legs lovingly against the private parts of killer bees who made Michael Caine their bloody Queen.   Did you know, not many people believe that Kwanzaa is nudists' favorite holiday, because black is the colour of my true love's Labrador retrieve.   But chestnuts roasting

on the barbie


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 05:07 AM

doll are often


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 06:20 AM

shaped like rugby


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 07:06 AM

players jock straps


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 07:54 AM

which proves that


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 12:22 PM

nothing is ever


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 12:57 PM

what it isn't


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 03:17 PM

Christmas over for


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 07:31 PM

some, but many


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 08:00 PM

don't even bother


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 08:41 PM

to stop carolling


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Dec 06 - 11:08 PM

even during sex


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 07:37 AM

while stampeding over


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 07:42 AM

dead bodies of


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 07:45 AM

the January sales


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: freda underhill
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 07:50 AM

for hot bargains!


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 07:57 AM

Santa,now jobless


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 08:10 AM

jumped off the


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 08:15 AM

woman he'd just


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 08:32 AM

lei'd in Maui,


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 08:51 AM

and abruptly started


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 08:56 AM

struming his banjo


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 10:01 AM

which incited wailing


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,mistletoes
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 10:10 AM

and projectile vomit


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 10:15 AM

plus naked elves


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 10:16 AM

furiously pelting children


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 10:23 AM

with rotten tomatoes


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 10:35 AM

dipped in chocolate


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 10:45 AM

Meanwhile, in ANWAR,


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 11:51 AM

a sinister plot


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 12:13 PM

thickened,stirring up


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 12:14 PM

involving 20 elves


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 01:28 PM

and harriWatts band


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 03:48 PM

The Dagenham Girlpipers (sorry)


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 05:25 PM

stormed the stage


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 06:17 PM

braless, with tattoos


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Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 06:40 PM

adorning their muscled


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