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Subject: RE: BS: Silly rhymes anyone?
From: GUEST,laurence garnier
Date: 24 Jun 10 - 05:05 AM

Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front
but she didn't wear that one very often


Georgie porgie pudding and pie
kissed the girls and made them cry
when the boys came out to play
he kissed them too cause he is gay

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there's little Franky


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly rhymes anyone?
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Jun 10 - 05:10 AM

little boy blew, he needed the money


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly rhymes anyone?
From: Ed T
Date: 24 Jun 10 - 07:05 AM

When I was a teenager, I worked for a summer on a construction site.
Humour was everywhere, though some was not that funny, and at times more crude than funny. Most were not remembered

Sometimes the humour made no sense at all. I recall one senseless rhyme I heard recited by a male worker walking by that I never forgotm for some odd reason: (maybe it was the humourous thought of guys making a jingling sound as they walked by):

"The hair grew so thick
between my ***hole and +++ck
that my balls wouldn't jingle nomore"


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly rhymes anyone?
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 24 Jun 10 - 08:21 AM

Jack and Jill went up the hill.
To fetch a pail of water,
Jill came down with half a crown,
But not for carrying water.

Dave H


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly rhymes anyone?
From: Ed T
Date: 24 Jun 10 - 10:11 AM

Maybe here before, but:


Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey,
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her
And said, "what's in the bowl bitch"?

An interesting site location:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Nursery_Rhymes


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly rhymes anyone?
From: Bryn Pugh
Date: 25 Jun 10 - 10:16 AM

Little Boy Blue, come blow up your horn -
The sheeps in the meadow, the cows in the corn.
Where's the little boy who looks after the sheep ?
He's under the haystack shagging BoPeep.


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly rhymes anyone?
From: GUEST,SunnyVW
Date: 18 Jan 11 - 03:41 AM

My dad was taught this in a 1950s Latin class...

Fatima satima
On the deskalorum
Deskibus collapsibus
Fatty on the floorum


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly rhymes anyone?
From: Ed T
Date: 18 Jan 11 - 09:03 AM

I never understood this one (below).
Now why in the world would anyone want
to bite such a lovely thing, a bird?

""The best thing I ever bit
The best thing it was a tit""


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly rhymes anyone?
From: Micca
Date: 18 Jan 11 - 10:05 PM

One I remember from many years ago (when I was at sea) If some one came in to the mess room after being on deck and said
" Its cold"
the deck crew would recite, in chorus, with suitable solemnity
" As cold as a frog in an ice-bound pool
as cold as the tip of an Eskimos tool
as cold as Charity, and thats Fuckin chilly
but it isn't as cold as our little Willie
'cos he's dead
Poor Bastard!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly rhymes anyone?
From: Bert
Date: 19 Jan 11 - 01:33 AM

The boy stood on the burning deck
picking his nose like mad
he rolled it into little balls
and threw it at his Dad.


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly rhymes anyone?
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 19 Jan 11 - 05:39 AM

My uncle Jack sat in the dock,
Picking his nose like fury,
Rolling it up in little balls,
And flicking it at the jury.

amen, Dave H


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly rhymes anyone?
From: Bill D
Date: 19 Jan 11 - 12:09 PM

IF you are too lazy busy to read the entire thread, just hit "ctrl F" and enter a key word from your intended post, then go F3,F3,F3 to see if it has already been posted. Some of these items have been posted 3-4 times already.

(and I DO wonder why 'silly' to some means only naughty...)


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly rhymes anyone?
From: Joe_F
Date: 19 Jan 11 - 06:29 PM

Micca: Aliter:

I'm as cool as the tip of an Eskimo's tool,
I'm as cool as a fish in a frozen pool,
Cool as a pane of frosty glass,
Cool as the fringe round a polar bear's ass.
Cool.

Highly topical, in that the Canadians are about to send New England another of those air masses.


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