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BS: What Do Women Want???...

Peace 23 Aug 04 - 01:08 PM
Cluin 23 Aug 04 - 12:31 PM
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Bert 23 Aug 04 - 01:40 AM
GUEST 23 Aug 04 - 01:32 AM
Cluin 22 Aug 04 - 08:46 PM
kendall 22 Aug 04 - 07:15 AM
Ellenpoly 21 Aug 04 - 07:57 PM
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MAG 18 Aug 04 - 04:40 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: Peace
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 01:08 PM

You mean I took all those drugs for NOTHING?


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: Cluin
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 12:31 PM

And besides, it's all true.

And brucie, 222 is old school, dude. That's just aspirin & codeine. A.C.& C.s got Caffeine in `em so's ya don't get sleepy. Just the thing for today's Man-In-Motion. Pop a handful with your morning Gatorade and energy bar. Then go out and embrace your road rage.

This ain't your grandmother's 222...


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From: Amos
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 09:49 AM

Little Hawk:

You are dissing Christine Lavin, man, one of the smartest song-writers on the circuit! Her "Kind of Love You Never Recover From" could revolutionize your life all by itsef. Her take on sensitive new age guys was a crack up.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: Bert
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 01:40 AM

A big bowl of ice cream.


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From: GUEST
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 01:32 AM

Not me.


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 08:46 PM

A cold back.

And the knowledge that that sexual position can't be maintained all that long.


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: kendall
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 07:15 AM

But, what does HE get out of warming your feet?


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From: Ellenpoly
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 07:57 PM

Gotta second you on those two, GUEST


..xx..e


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 07:46 PM

A warm back for my cold feet in winter.

A chocolate fondue by candle light.


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: kendall
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 07:01 PM

It's been my experience that most women want a real man. Not just a male, a real man.


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: the fence
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 06:59 PM

MONEY!!!!!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: Peace
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 06:58 PM

The aspirin with codeine is a 222. Eighth grain codeine in there. Sorry, MAG, I didn't know about the sugar.


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 07:19 PM

Yep, A,C&C. It's a good thing too `cause Tylenol doesn't do shit for me. Because if it's bad enough for me to have to take someting, it has to be the codeine.


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: MAG
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 07:09 PM

what a lovely idea. Unfortunately it doesn't mix with the codeine cough syrup or the diabetes ...

You Canadians can buy ASPIRIN w/ "C" -- sometimes I wish I lived closer to the border.


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: Peace
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 06:09 PM

MAG:

My grandmother's remedy was to marinate a small sprig of parsley in a flask of rum for about two minutes. She then strained it and drank the broth. Hope you feel better real soon.

Bruce M


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: MAG
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 05:36 PM

You mean, since before you were a silver-haired elder, Kendall??

I confess I have a sneaking affection for most of you guys on the 'cat.

M.A., home early with the same $%%^ cold.


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: kendall
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 05:15 PM

MAG I've been say those things for years.


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: MAG
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 04:40 PM

Wisdom of the silver-haired elders. will the kids listen? depends on if they trust you ...


MAG, home sick with a bad cold


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 04:20 PM

That was all very good advice for both men and women!


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: MAG
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 04:11 PM

right, Brucie.

what I have learned:

If he's a hardhead like my Dad, run.

If he does drugs or has an alcohol problem, run. If it's coke, run harder.

If he is possessive and jealous, run.

If he even threatens to hit you, run.

If he is smart, and funny, and good looking, he may last longer, but in the end you might still need to run if he turns out to be mental.

If he starts criticizing your clothes, your friends, and your general take on life, run.

It's better to be alone that with someone who upsets you all the time, even if the sex is great.

Too picky is better than not picky enough.

Don't run; it's your place. Kick him out.


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: Peace
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 03:50 PM

MAG,

As you are aware, that is NOT my statement.

BM


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: kendall
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 03:49 PM

I'm all for giving a woman what she wants, hell of it is, you are all different and it's time consuming to figure each of you out! Sometimes, it's worth the trouble though.


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: MAG
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 03:43 PM

Point made, Brucie.

why does the species have a hard time giving each other what we need?

What is the fine line between legitimate needs and neediness?

Why can't we teach our young people how to deal with these things so they won't spend decades floundering in confusion?

I am very glad the younger generations seem to be having better conversations.

We mudcatters seem to be enjoying the conversation ...


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: Peace
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 02:34 PM

"Whatever they think they want, they all seem to require having their ego stroked - constantly."


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 11:07 AM

I think most men are highly concerned about women's orgasms (including sensitive New Age guys)...but maybe I'm wrong about that.

And I hate that stupid song! I would like to kick the idiot that wrote it. She deserves to be marooned on a desert island with Howard Stern. I had the displeasure to hear her sing the song at a folk festival back in the 90's when it was still sort of topical.


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 09:19 AM

A SENCEABLE MAN -
AND THAT'S HARD TO FIND....

JIM MCAULEY
FIDDLE-4


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 07:33 AM

no sorry thats what men want women to have.


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 07:33 AM

hormonal stability


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: beardedbruce
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 06:19 AM

ok, so I need to budget for more chocolate at the Getaway....


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: Bill D
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 10:44 PM

Sensitive New Age Guys
Words and Music by Christine Lavin and John Gorka
Copyright 1990 CL2 (ASCAP) & Blues Palace Music (ASCAP)

Who like to talk about their feelings?
(Sensitive new age guys.)
Who's into crystals, into healing?
(Sensitive new age guys.)
Who like to dress like Richard Simmons?
(Sensitive new age guys.)
Who are hard to tell from women?
(Sensitive new age guys.)
Who like to cry at weddings?
Who think boxing is upsetting?
Who tapes "Thirty Something" on their VCR,
Who's got "Baby on Board" stickers on their cars, oh,
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)

Whose last names are hypenated?
(Sensitive new age guys.)
Who like "Three Men and a Baby" a movie I hated?
(Sensitive new age guys.)
Whose consciousness is constantly raising?
(Sensitive new age guys.)
Whose tax free income is amazing?
(Sensitive new age guys.)
Who thinks that red meat is disgusting?
Who's into UFO's channeling, and usting?
Who believes us when we say we've got premenstrual syndrome?
Who doesn't know who plays in the Seattle Kingdome?

Who likes music that repetitious?
(Sensitive new age guys.)
Who likes music that's repetitious?
(Sensitive new age guys.)
Who's concerned about your orgasm? (silence)
Well, I guess it's more important that they have 'em.
(Sensitive new age guys.)
Who carries the baby on his back?
Who thinks Shirley MacLaine is on the inside track?
Who always sings on sing-alongs,
Even when they can't stand stupid sing-along songs?


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 04:40 PM

Very astute.....mmmm You are a knowledgable person...I shall remember that!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: Amos
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 04:39 PM

GS always leaves the chocolate and forgets to come back later! :>)


A


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 04:37 PM

Just going back to what you posted, GS-Give and ye shall receive.

..xx..e


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 04:34 PM

Perhaps Ellenpoly, you should PM me with your findings as I am always ready to learn!


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 04:29 PM

A woman's idea of a perfect evening, ring the bell, leave a nice box of Godiva's on the doorstep, leave and come back in about an hour.

The thing about chocolate is that ultimately it's a private pleasure.

But after an hour, you'll be received back with a big smile...and that naked bit.

(Georgiansilver, I've been following your latest threads, and I've figured out where you may be going wrong...the secret is definitely in this post..)

;-D

..xx..e


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: open mike
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 04:26 PM

http://chocolate.org/


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 04:23 PM

Never needed to provide chocolate!!!!! Even Christians are capable of giving!


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: Peace
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 04:23 PM

LOL

A man's idea of a romantic evening: Show up naked; bring beer.


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 04:20 PM

You providing the chocolate?

Demo will be free

;-D

..xx..e


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: Peace
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 04:16 PM

Exercise does the same thing, GS.


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: Peace
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 04:15 PM

I'm still tryin' to see how this chocolate thing works.


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 04:14 PM

Chocolate does not give orgasms but rather it gives the feeling of love that one feels when one is "IN LOVE". That is why women tend toward chocolate when they are on their own. There is an enzyme in chocolate which works on the endorfins in the brain and makes a woman feel loved. Shame it don't work for men!!!!!
Best wishes.


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: Peace
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 04:10 PM

NO.


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: SINSULL
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 04:03 PM

Is it time for Joe Offer to combine this thread with the "What Do Men Want?" thread?


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 11:14 AM

Oh Kendall.......


as with other things about men...


a little chocolate goes a long way.


;-)

..xx..e


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 08:00 AM

oh yeah forgot the chocolate.


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: kendall
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 07:22 AM

If you eat enough chocolate to equal an orgasm it would kill you.


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: open mike
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 04:06 AM

it is the alkaloids...in chocolate--go to the center in the brain where good sensations go.


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 03:11 AM

Chocolate=1
Noddy=0


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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Women Want???...
From: Peace
Date: 16 Aug 04 - 09:33 PM

Depends what you do with the chocolate bar.


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