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BS: The Father of all BS Threads

Raptor 29 Mar 04 - 04:32 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 29 Mar 04 - 04:36 PM
fat B****rd 29 Mar 04 - 04:39 PM
Little Hawk 29 Mar 04 - 04:48 PM
Raptor 29 Mar 04 - 04:50 PM
freda underhill 29 Mar 04 - 04:50 PM
Peace 29 Mar 04 - 04:58 PM
Little Hawk 29 Mar 04 - 05:00 PM
Amos 29 Mar 04 - 05:19 PM
Peace 29 Mar 04 - 05:24 PM
GUEST,earthling 29 Mar 04 - 05:25 PM
freda underhill 29 Mar 04 - 05:32 PM
freda underhill 29 Mar 04 - 05:38 PM
Shanghaiceltic 29 Mar 04 - 06:18 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 29 Mar 04 - 08:26 PM
Amos 29 Mar 04 - 08:49 PM
CarolC 29 Mar 04 - 11:36 PM
Little Hawk 29 Mar 04 - 11:57 PM
Amos 30 Mar 04 - 12:00 AM
CarolC 30 Mar 04 - 12:55 AM
The Fooles Troupe 30 Mar 04 - 05:32 AM
greg stephens 30 Mar 04 - 05:45 AM
Moses 30 Mar 04 - 06:47 AM
Liz the Squeak 30 Mar 04 - 08:51 AM
Little Hawk 30 Mar 04 - 09:51 AM
GUEST,Shlio 30 Mar 04 - 12:49 PM
Amos 30 Mar 04 - 12:55 PM
GUEST,Shlio 30 Mar 04 - 12:58 PM
Amos 30 Mar 04 - 01:01 PM
Rapparee 30 Mar 04 - 01:10 PM
GUEST,Shlio 30 Mar 04 - 01:13 PM
GUEST,Shlio 30 Mar 04 - 01:16 PM
Schantieman 30 Mar 04 - 01:20 PM
GUEST,Shlio 30 Mar 04 - 01:25 PM
Raptor 30 Mar 04 - 07:35 PM
Amos 30 Mar 04 - 07:45 PM
GUEST,Darth Vader 30 Mar 04 - 07:48 PM
GUEST,Goldmember 30 Mar 04 - 07:49 PM
Raptor 30 Mar 04 - 07:55 PM
Amos 30 Mar 04 - 08:04 PM
Raptor 30 Mar 04 - 08:17 PM
Rapparee 30 Mar 04 - 08:48 PM
Peace 30 Mar 04 - 08:49 PM
Benjamin 31 Mar 04 - 01:36 AM
GUEST,Shlio 31 Mar 04 - 02:45 AM
42 31 Mar 04 - 07:13 AM
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Subject: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Raptor
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 04:32 PM

THE PAOMONNEHIL PWEOR OF THE HMUAN MNID AOCCDRNIG TO A RSCHEEARCH AT CMABRIGDE UINERVTISY, IT DEOSN'T MTTAER IN WAHT OREDR THE LTTEERS IN A WROD ARE, THE OLNY IPRMOETNT TIHNG IS TAHT THE FRIST AND THE LSAT LTTEER BE AT THE RGHIT PCLAE. THE RSET CAN BE A TOTAL MSES AND YOU CAN SITLL RAED IT WOUTHIT A PORBLEM. TIHS IS BCUSEAE THE HUAMN MNID DEOS NOT RAED ERVEY LTETER BY ISTLEF, BUT THE WROD AS A WLOHE... AMZANIG HUH?

ROAPTR


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 04:36 PM

waht you wtirng in captial letters for?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: fat B****rd
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 04:39 PM

Koz ees SHOUTING !!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 04:48 PM

Ah-hah! With the launching of this thread, an aching void in cyberspace has been filled! We must ensure that this thread reaches as many posts as the MOABS in order that it may be a suitable consort for the MOABS. Then they can mate and produce little BS threads by the millions. Isn't it great?

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Raptor
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 04:50 PM

Srroy I'l be qiuet now

Rtoapr


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: freda underhill
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 04:50 PM

speak up, i can't hear you.

fu


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Peace
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 04:58 PM

Rpaotr: Fcuknig azmanig!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 05:00 PM

Ist ovbouis taht Ratopr is otno smoething heer.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 05:19 PM

I dagiseree ttha we slhoud sratt atoneth dearth idnteasd of MOAB.

In fact I feel quite storngly about it!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Peace
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 05:24 PM

Funrduble grdensat orsten.

And I mean that.

B


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: GUEST,earthling
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 05:25 PM

But do yuo mlidly dispparove?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: freda underhill
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 05:32 PM

wehn you suhlffe teh dcek, ayn wen crad can trun up.

wehn you sfit thru fuolr, smeotmies yulol fnid a pceie of cfhaf

wehn i look truhgoh the theards of mduact, smeotmies i get a luagh.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: freda underhill
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 05:38 PM

wehn i wlak dwon a new ptah, smoemties i see a new proesn wklaning anolg bsedie

and wehn i laeve, olny the sdhawos flolow


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 06:18 PM

Onahter item watsing bolody trhead htat wlil puset teh gurmpy dol sods


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 08:26 PM

There is a consensus -- Well, it's not really a consensus because there are only three or four people who believe it, but it's damned well a consensus among them -- that the Father of all BS Threads is last year's Happy Birthday to Spaw thread which grew to 404 posts and stayed on the page for over two months. No mean feat considering that a birthday generally only lasts 24 hours.

HEY! Isn't it about time for Carol the Sailor to fuck up and start this year's Spaw's Birthday Thread two months before the actual event???

Burce, Bcrue, Bcure, Bucre... Whatever!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 08:49 PM

Oh, Bucre, gvie it a barek! :>))

THis thread should not exist, There is only Mother.
A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: CarolC
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 11:36 PM

I've been thinking about that thread lately, Bee-dubya-ell. Maybe we should just refresh that one instead of starting a new one. A warmed up old three month long birthday thread. Sounds about right to me. What do you think?

I didn't get this one: PAOMONNEHIL

Help anyone?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 11:57 PM

It wroks tihs way...yuo jsut splel ervey wrod in scuh a manenr taht it strats wiht the smae letetr as uusal and edns in the smae letetr as uusal and yuo will see taht it is relaly quiet esay to copmrheend.

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 12:00 AM

CaolC:

That's phenomenal!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: CarolC
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 12:55 AM

Thanks Amos. I understood pretty much all of the rest of them, but that one had me stumped.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 05:32 AM

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..............


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: greg stephens
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 05:45 AM

Well there's one way to write a one letter word, one way to write a two letter word, one way to write a three letter word, two ways to write a four letter word,six ways to write a five letter word( i think)...so what's the formula, I'm not a mathematician. It must be something about factorials.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Moses
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 06:47 AM

Is udnreatnsdnig tihs trhaed eaiser if a preosn is dsyelixc?

Is tihs waht bieng dsylxiec flees lkie?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 08:51 AM

No, but if you read the one in capitals again, that's what a migraine feels like!

LH - there only needs to be one Motherthread - I suspect that, like fleas, once impregnated, they lay thousands of eggs. We have had the first Motherthread, where else do you think all these BS threads came from?

To suggest that a child of Motherthread could become greater than its parent leads me to think you have an Oedipus complex and should seek medical help as soon as possible.

But above all, you still have not yet got it into your heads that SIZE IS NOT IMPORTANT!!!

It's what you do with it. After all, the smaller the strawberry the sweeter the fruit.....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 09:51 AM

But Liz...I arleady AM sekeing mdecial hlep! :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: GUEST,Shlio
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 12:49 PM

a                                        1
ab                                        1
abc                                       1
abcd acbd                                 2
abcde abdce acbde acdbe adbce adcbe       6

I thnik the fomrula wuold be (n - 2)!, wrhee n = number of letters. For elmpaxe, a seven letetr wrod would have 5! varaints, equalilng 120.

Hpaiper now, gerg?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 12:55 PM

shlio:

(n-2)! doesn't work in the case of four letters where n-2=2 and 2!=3.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: GUEST,Shlio
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 12:58 PM

2! = 2 x 1 = 2


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 01:01 PM

Oh! Sorry. I was adding.

A.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 01:10 PM

Wouldn't it be the number of permutations of n distinct things taken m at a time? If so, wouldn't the formula be

P(n,m)=n!/(n-m)!=n(n-1)...(n-m+1) ????


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: GUEST,Shlio
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 01:13 PM

*Becomes misty eyed*
Oh, if only I couldn't do factorials! I remember the days when "!" was a simple punctuation mark! Why, oh why, did they scar me so? Three weeks learning how to calculate them and apply them to a contrived situation...

I, you see, was a victim of school Coursework.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: GUEST,Shlio
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 01:16 PM

Now that , Rapaire, goes beyond the realms of GCSE..


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Schantieman
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 01:20 PM

Tihs elnpixas why lnog wrdos are haedrr to dhcpeeir tahn sorht oens. Trhee are mroe paieoumnrtts.

Svtee


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: GUEST,Shlio
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 01:25 PM

Was that "permutations"?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Raptor
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 07:35 PM

d'not aanzlye the siht out of tihs jsut eojny it!

The first and the last letter have to be in the right place

Like it or not this is the Father of all threads.

Show Daddy the respect he deserves!

Raptor


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 07:45 PM

Rapire:

In a word, nein.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: GUEST,Darth Vader
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 07:48 PM

Luke I am your Father!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: GUEST,Goldmember
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 07:49 PM

Fa-sha is zat you?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Raptor
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 07:55 PM

Amos

Shouldn't that read:

Raptor

In a Number, Nine.

R


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 08:04 PM

Raptor:

Dans un mot, non.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Raptor
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 08:17 PM

I beg your pardon?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 08:48 PM

Most likely Amos will forgive you; he's usually a gentleman.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Peace
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 08:49 PM

I'm only posting because at this moment Father is right on top of Mother. Can't have that on the 'cat.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Benjamin
Date: 31 Mar 04 - 01:36 AM

Well, I haven't posted in the MOABS thread, I don't see why I should post in this one!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: GUEST,Shlio
Date: 31 Mar 04 - 02:45 AM

I hear the pitter-patter of little turds...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: 42
Date: 31 Mar 04 - 07:13 AM

siht!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Raptor
Date: 31 Mar 04 - 09:18 AM

Roll her over Dad I want a puppy!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Mar 04 - 10:25 AM

LOL! The Father is now underneath the Mother. Well, until I hit "submit", anyway...

Click!

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 31 Mar 04 - 06:35 PM

What makes you so sure LH?

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Mar 04 - 07:44 PM

We need a good thread marriage counselor on Mudcat.


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