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Kendall in hospital (not any more)

jacqui c 09 Feb 04 - 02:59 PM
kendall 09 Feb 04 - 03:54 PM
GUEST,Arkie 09 Feb 04 - 05:06 PM
Dani 09 Feb 04 - 06:07 PM
Hawker 09 Feb 04 - 07:33 PM
kendall 09 Feb 04 - 07:34 PM
Stilly River Sage 09 Feb 04 - 08:19 PM
Gorgeous Gary 09 Feb 04 - 08:53 PM
DougR 09 Feb 04 - 09:23 PM
jacqui c 10 Feb 04 - 02:26 AM
Annie 10 Feb 04 - 11:31 PM
kendall 11 Feb 04 - 10:16 AM
Dave Bryant 11 Feb 04 - 10:21 AM
Art Thieme 11 Feb 04 - 10:54 AM
MAG 11 Feb 04 - 02:10 PM
kendall 12 Feb 04 - 10:30 AM
Alaska Mike 12 Feb 04 - 10:58 AM
Stilly River Sage 29 Feb 04 - 02:36 PM
dianavan 29 Feb 04 - 04:28 PM
dianavan 29 Feb 04 - 04:32 PM
kendall 29 Feb 04 - 07:28 PM
KT 29 Feb 04 - 11:54 PM
Hrothgar 01 Mar 04 - 06:16 AM
SINSULL 01 Mar 04 - 08:45 AM
Dani 01 Mar 04 - 10:05 AM
Stilly River Sage 01 Mar 04 - 11:10 AM
kendall 01 Mar 04 - 12:22 PM
Amos 01 Mar 04 - 12:36 PM
Stilly River Sage 01 Mar 04 - 12:36 PM
SINSULL 01 Mar 04 - 03:46 PM
Stilly River Sage 01 Mar 04 - 04:14 PM
kendall 01 Mar 04 - 08:35 PM
KT 02 Mar 04 - 01:38 AM
kendall 02 Mar 04 - 07:37 AM
Amos 02 Mar 04 - 08:00 AM
Stilly River Sage 02 Mar 04 - 10:05 AM
Amos 02 Mar 04 - 11:14 AM
SINSULL 02 Mar 04 - 12:27 PM
Stilly River Sage 02 Mar 04 - 12:59 PM
GUEST,jacquic @ Newark 02 Mar 04 - 02:04 PM
Amos 02 Mar 04 - 02:04 PM
kendall 02 Mar 04 - 02:17 PM
Stilly River Sage 02 Mar 04 - 09:39 PM
Deckman 02 Mar 04 - 09:54 PM
GUEST 02 Mar 04 - 10:22 PM
Stilly River Sage 02 Mar 04 - 10:45 PM
catspaw49 02 Mar 04 - 11:56 PM
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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: jacqui c
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 02:59 PM

It's probably a good thing she has. Just remember you're supposed to be recovering for the UK not putting yourself back in the same position as you were before.

If you don't behave they won't let you in the Mudcat Recovery Ward!!!


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: kendall
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 03:54 PM

But, they say if I behave, I wont be any fun at all!


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: GUEST,Arkie
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 05:06 PM

Glad to know you are on the mend and hoping for a speedy recovery.


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: Dani
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 06:07 PM

Here's a smile for you, Kendall.

I've got one of those little plastic wind-up penguins. You let it go and it waddlewaaddlewaddles while it clicks. The other day Holly was playing with it, while at the same time her dad was giving her directions: "so clean up your room, wash and brush, and get your school stuff together. Can you do that?"

She tuned in on "Can you do that?", having missed the previous orders. Without missing a beat, she started waddling like a penguin around the room.

Dani


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: Hawker
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 07:33 PM

So glad to hear you're home and on the mend, make the most of being pampered!
Best wishes,
Lucy


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: kendall
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 07:34 PM

gotta love that Holly!


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 08:19 PM

"Mrs. Dash" makes some good seasonings.


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: Gorgeous Gary
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 08:53 PM

Glad to hear you're home Kendall! Best wishes and continued healthy thoughts.

-- Gary


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: DougR
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 09:23 PM

Geeze, Kendall, that's a helluva way to get feminine attention though, isn't it?

DougR


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: jacqui c
Date: 10 Feb 04 - 02:26 AM

Kendall - you've got to behave to get INTO the recovery ward. What happens after that......


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: Annie
Date: 10 Feb 04 - 11:31 PM

Kendall:

I have a friend, old enough to be your father, who called and said he was sorry he didn't cut up that oak tree I cut down for him this weekend. He didn't realize he would have so much trouble starting his chainsaw but did indeed have trouble because of that operation a couple of years ago on his shoulder. So, he tells me, he put the saw in the vice on his workbench, gave it a shot of starter fluid, got it running, put it in the trunk of his Buick, and the damn thing stopped running on the drive over.

Is there a moral to this?

Annie


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: kendall
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 10:16 AM

He needs a hobby


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 10:21 AM

He Gotta Find a Woman with a Chainsaw.


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: Art Thieme
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 10:54 AM

Kendall,

Once again you've shown the ladies what's the best way to a man's heart! Food ain't it, is it?

As for a hobby, you ought to get a scanner and send off all your photos from the folk adventures and sea years via e-mail to everyone you know. If these long symathetic (and, yes, loving) threads get to you and use up all your energy and spare time, sending those photos out will bug everyone so much that your thread'll only have 5 or 6 posts at most and will load faster than any photo ever did.

Glad you're doing well, sir. Keep on keepin' on with that!!

Art


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: MAG
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 02:10 PM

Annie, this sounds like a true Mainiac to me.

If there were any jobs in that crazy place, I'd move there ina a heartbeat.


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: kendall
Date: 12 Feb 04 - 10:30 AM

We have the lowest unemployment in all of New England.


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: Alaska Mike
Date: 12 Feb 04 - 10:58 AM

I was very impressed with the beauty of Maine when my wife and I were there in October. Spending time with Kendall and Sinsull, singing songs and learning how to put lobsters into a trance before scalding them will remain a highlight of our vacation. I've even thought about moving to Maine after retirement and trying my songs out on the East Coast, but "Maine Mike" doesn't have the right sound. Tawmmie and I are very glad you are back home and on the mend Kendall.

By the way, did you hear about the lady who looked out her back door one day to see an elephant tearing up her garden. She had never seen an elephant before and so immediately dialed 911 and told the dispatcher that some great unknown beast was tearing out her cabbages with its tail. "What is the animal doing with the cabbages?", inquired the dispatcher. "Oh," replied the lady, "You're not even going to believe this....."

Best wishes,
ALASKA Mike


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 29 Feb 04 - 02:36 PM

Say, Kendall, we've been seeing you post on Mudcat regularly--is the rest of your life getting back to normal? How's the recuperation going these days?

SRS


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: dianavan
Date: 29 Feb 04 - 04:28 PM

Kendall - I know the morphine helped alot and they probably have you on codine by now. Remember to eat those stewed prunes! You will feel sooooo much better.

d


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: dianavan
Date: 29 Feb 04 - 04:32 PM

sorry about that last post. I'm really mixed up. I guess with no salt, you probably had some heart problems. Ignore my advice!

Hope your recovery is swift and that nobody takes your dog.

d


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: kendall
Date: 29 Feb 04 - 07:28 PM

I'm doing very well. Started the rehab program last Friday, and I'll be as good as new in no time


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: KT
Date: 29 Feb 04 - 11:54 PM

That's good to know, Kendall. Been thinking about you today, and wondering....... Thanks for the update.... KT


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: Hrothgar
Date: 01 Mar 04 - 06:16 AM

As good as new ... waking up in the middle of the night and wetting his nappy ...

Take care, Kendall.


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: SINSULL
Date: 01 Mar 04 - 08:45 AM

Strange but true. Kendall invited me into his bedroom (?????) then stopped and rummaged around for a rope and a yardstick (????????????) We ended up measuring the depression in his mattress. Spaw will have a field day with this one. Should I be impressed or insulted?


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: Dani
Date: 01 Mar 04 - 10:05 AM

Impressed or insulted? I guess that depends upon how the tools were used...

Dani


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 01 Mar 04 - 11:10 AM

Sinsull, I suspect Kendall will kill you if you don't tell the rest of that story! (Did you two give the mattress a turn, eh? wink wink)


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: kendall
Date: 01 Mar 04 - 12:22 PM

Here we go again...


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: Amos
Date: 01 Mar 04 - 12:36 PM

Well, which depression was it? Chronic or acute?

A


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 01 Mar 04 - 12:36 PM

I know, I know--but now you're in fine shape now to shrug it off.

Is your plan still in place to travel to the UK in April?


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: SINSULL
Date: 01 Mar 04 - 03:46 PM

Actually, an inch and a half to two is not impressive where I come from. The mattress manufacturer wasn't impressed either.


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 01 Mar 04 - 04:14 PM

Don't say it don't say it don't say it. . .


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: kendall
Date: 01 Mar 04 - 08:35 PM

Can you believe that you buy a new mattress, and a year later, there is a two inch permanent depression in the damn thing? It's like sleeping in a hog trough. Serta back saver...sure.


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: KT
Date: 02 Mar 04 - 01:38 AM

Hope you're sending it back, Kendall......


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: kendall
Date: 02 Mar 04 - 07:37 AM

You better believe it.


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: Amos
Date: 02 Mar 04 - 08:00 AM

They're just going to ask what you've been doing to it, Kendall. You want to go through that?

A


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Mar 04 - 10:05 AM

Did you know you're supposed to turn your mattress every month or two? Treat it like (assuming it is at least a full mattress) there are four positions on which you would sleep, and trade them out? Turn it around, and turn it over, and turn it around again. . . it says to do this on the label. In case the label DIDN'T say this, I don't suppose you kept the label to prove this, did you?

SRS


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: Amos
Date: 02 Mar 04 - 11:14 AM

Just between us, the best mattress for your back is that new "swedish" Tempurpedic high-density foam thingy -- we got one for Xmas and we love it. To save the expense of a whole mattress you can get just a topper which lies atop a regular mattress.   It is puredee good stuff.

A


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: SINSULL
Date: 02 Mar 04 - 12:27 PM

don'tsayitdon'tsayitdon'tsayit....


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Mar 04 - 12:59 PM

:)


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: GUEST,jacquic @ Newark
Date: 02 Mar 04 - 02:04 PM

I guess I've been lucky. I bought a very cheap bed when I moved house nearly five years ago and kept the mattress when I got a better bedstead. It's still going strong with no problems and is one of the most comfortable I've had.

I looked at those Tempera things but the problem is when you're not sleeping at home, as is quite regularly the case for me, any other bed can be very uncomfortable in comparison. I found this when I had a waterbed.

Anyway Kendall, what HAVE you been doing to make such a depression in your mattress? The mind boggles!


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: Amos
Date: 02 Mar 04 - 02:04 PM

LOL, Sins. I'm gonna ask KEndall what you'r e not sayin'....


A


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: kendall
Date: 02 Mar 04 - 02:17 PM

I flip the damn thing every other time I change the sheets. Am I going to tell them what I've been doing on it? Hell, I'll show them!
I'm not a heavy guy, 13 stone, so, there is no reason for this thing to collapse like this except poor materials or design.
Sinsull, you are on very thin ice.


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Mar 04 - 09:39 PM

Kendall, you must be feeling a lot better! People are yanking your chain and getting as good as they give. ;-)

You've more than fulfilled your end of the bargain* with turning the mattress. None of the mattresses here are particularly expensive, and yet none of them is showing the kind of depression that you describe, and all but the one (described in the other mattress thread) are several years older than yours.

*Though you will note that I am making certain generous assumptions about how often you change your sheets!


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: Deckman
Date: 02 Mar 04 - 09:54 PM

I NEVER met a bed a didn't like! Go ahead ... have fun with that one! CHEERS, Bob


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Mar 04 - 10:22 PM

A couple were on their honeymoon, lying in bed, ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods the golfer?"

"Yeah."

"Well he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they finish, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" asks his wife.

The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get some food."

"Tiger wouldn't do that!" she claims.

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with his wife a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.

"What are you doing?" she asks.

The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to call room service to get some food."

"Tiger wouldn't do that," again she claims.

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a third time."

The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his wife a third time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this damn hole!"


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Mar 04 - 10:45 PM

What's that acryonym? ROTFLMAO? That's a good one!


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: catspaw49
Date: 02 Mar 04 - 11:56 PM

Ya' know, I been readin' this thing right along ever since the mattress came up and I just finally have to ask something.......

Uh, Kendall...You had heart surgery not brain surgery....right? Did you know that being on a heart/lung machine affects the brain? True.....not a joke. It can adversely affect memory functions as well as reasoning skills. I'm not kidding here! It's one of the possible side effects of heart surgery. Now it doesn't happen to everyone as I've been on one 3 times with no ill effects, but it does happen to some........and I think you're a strong possibility here! I mean, like, uh, Kendall.......well..........Lookit here Buddy, you ain't quite right.

Lemmee get this right.........You have this sensual, sensuous, beautiful, intelligent, and lovely woman that you have somehow,unbelievable and inconceivable as it seems to me, managed to lure into your bedroom. You have also somehow managed to have on hand a length of rope and a yardstick. And the best you can think of to do is to measure the fuckin' mattress???

Talk to your Docs...........

Spaw


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: Deckman
Date: 03 Mar 04 - 12:12 AM

TOO FUNNY!


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: SueB
Date: 03 Mar 04 - 01:36 AM

And would you care to tell us, Casanova, er, I mean catspaw, just what it is you would have done with a sensuous woman, a rope and a yardstick in Kendall's bedroom on a saggy mattress?

We are all agog with anticipation!


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Subject: RE: Kendall in hospital
From: kendall
Date: 03 Mar 04 - 10:30 AM

This thread is getting way too long. Let's kill it.

Kendall not in hospital thread

closed thread - linked to new thread with less alarming title - Joeclone


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