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Subject: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: GUEST,Bille Jean
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 03:41 PM

Alleged child molester Michael Jackson has converted to Islam. Read all about it in the New York Post


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: Bill D
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 03:50 PM

this is a gossip post, not a music post..CERTAINLY not a folk music post


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 03:52 PM

It lands firmly in the BS section in my book...


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: Gareth
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 07:44 PM

Intresting - and without wishing to make any comment on Jacksons Guilt or innocence, pray tell us, what penalties does the Koran lay down for sexual violation of a minor male ?

Gareth


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: Padre
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 08:56 PM

I didn't know it was lost.


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: catspaw49
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 10:43 PM

Try this as well...........

Formerly Known as Prince
October 17, 2003 - 11:39AM

Looks like Prince has swapped performing for preaching, reports Ananova.com.

A Minneapolis couple said the singer, who is now a committed Jehovah's Witness, stopped at their home recently and tried to convert them from their Jewish faith.

They said that when they told the Purple Rain singer that they weren't interested, he asked: "Can I just finish?"

The couple told the Minneapolis Star Tribune that Prince, 45, then left in a car, accompanied by a woman they believed to be his wife, Manuela Testolini.

Prince's lawyer, Londell Macmillan, said the star was "very committed" to the Jehovah's Witnesses.

Prince, who once demanded to be known by a symbol rather than by his name, reportedly banned 50 explicit songs from his playlist after his religious awakening in 2001


Tomorrow I fully expect to hear that Keith Richards has converted to Scientology.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: Amos
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 10:52 PM

Stranger things have happened!! :>)) LOL!! It is clear to me that these guys who manage to pull down millions and then get into all kinds of trouble (Prince, Michael, Madonna) just go right over the edge and end up grabbing one or another religion to keep themselves from boiling right over!!

So next week Keith will be singing "Clear Me Up", huh??? **bg**


A


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: pdq
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 11:12 PM

Thanks, Padre...I assume you will agree that Michael Jackson is lost...


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: GUEST,pdc
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 11:34 PM

...or even guilty until proven innocent?


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 11:38 PM

Damn it Padre!

Your fingers are too quick!

Or maybe there's just too many Fools around here! I may have to move - too much competition!

The Fooles Troupe
(now with egg on face as message was lost in crash first time - and 2nd time...)


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 19 Dec 03 - 07:44 AM

Sorry, misread the thread title - thought it was:

Michael Jackson finds his lamb

That could mean that he was combining bestiality with paedophile acts !


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: greg stephens
Date: 19 Dec 03 - 07:56 AM

Well, BillD suggests this thread is BS. I'm sure he's right. But if the thread was devoted to Micahel Jackson jokes,it would be different, as folklore is a legitimate non BS topic. And this subject has certainly generated a string of jokes in England(particularly in schools). I iamagine this is also the case in America, could anyone confirm? I do not, incidentally, intend to post any here. Funny as they are, I feel they are best left in the oral tradition.


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: Gareth
Date: 19 Dec 03 - 08:18 AM

Dave - Nothing Welsh about Jackson !!

Gareth


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: Willie-O
Date: 19 Dec 03 - 08:49 AM

Jailhouse religious conversions, ho-hum.

Now I don't know about Prince, but Michael Jackson should have converted to Jehovah's Witnesses a long time ago. Apparently they have a structure that provides airtight security for child molesters who understand how it works. If a JW is accused of sexual abuse by another JW, the complainant is advised to go to the church elders, NOT the police. The elders listen to the allegations, then call upon the accused and ask him (almost always a him) if they are true. If he denies everything, that's the end of it. The elders "leave it in Jehovah's hands".

There's a man in New Hampshire who has been convicted of sexually abusing his daughters over a period of several years--practically his entire temple membership testified, at his trial, what a great guy he is, while they ostracized his ex-wife and children for laying charges.

They sure take care of their own.

Source: "The Fifth Estate", CBC TV.

W-O


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 19 Dec 03 - 10:29 AM

Guilty or not somebody should tell him a man [?] of his age can't take children into their beds without some repercussions.
eric


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: GUEST,Martin Gibson
Date: 19 Dec 03 - 11:10 PM

So, now Michael Jackson has something in common with Arafat, Saddam, Osama, Mohammad Atta.


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: Peace
Date: 20 Dec 03 - 07:56 PM

and Mao Zedong (Mao Tse Tung)


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: Peace
Date: 20 Dec 03 - 07:58 PM

Sorry about that. Was thinking about kids, not Islam.


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: musicmick
Date: 21 Dec 03 - 02:22 AM

I am glad that Michael has found religion. Hell, if he gets caught with one more kid, they may give him his very own parrish.


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: ddw
Date: 22 Dec 03 - 01:28 AM

Willie-O — it's a trick they learned from the Catholics.....

david


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: Blackcatter
Date: 22 Dec 03 - 02:26 PM

The Quran does not specifically fix punishement for child molestation. Adultery deserves 100 lashes for each person in the 24th Sura.

The Quran says a murderer is condemned to Hell and indirectly says that the murderer should be put to death (it says this in passing when it excuses capital punishment as the only kind of murder allowed.

I know in several Muslim countries that child molestation is punishable by death.


Weren't the Jackson's Jehovah Witnesses years ago?

A radio show today said that Jackson couldn't convert to the Black Muislims because he's not really black . . .


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: Kim C
Date: 22 Dec 03 - 04:08 PM

Yeah, I thought Michael Jackson already WAS a Jehovah's Witness.


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: GUEST,An English Patriot
Date: 22 Dec 03 - 05:37 PM

If Jackson is joining the Nation of Islam, wont he have to turn himself back into a black man? More expensive cosmetic surgery!


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: ced2
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 09:08 AM

They are welocme to one another!


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: Alice
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 12:16 PM

Yes, the Jackson family have been long time JW's.


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: GUEST,Martin Gibson
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 02:46 PM

Inside sources have told me Louis Farakhan has just cleaned out a Wal-Mart's inventory of K-Y jelly.


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: Kim C
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 05:04 PM

wha happened?


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: An Pluiméir Ceolmhar
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 05:11 PM

In the current climate in the US, this smacks of a "revelation" from the 1930s that "Michael Jackson is a Jew".

Even if either were true, what the f*** has that got to do with anything?


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: GUEST,Martin Gibson
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 05:52 PM

I'm wondering where you come up with that, Frenchy. I've never seen Michael Jackson in my temple, or at the neighborhood deli for that matter.

I do think he is a freaky douche bag, though, if you will pardon my French.


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: GUEST,Ð¥Ñ
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 05:57 PM

I sometimes wonder that some people on different continents know so much about the "climate" in the US.


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: GUEST,Martin Gibson
Date: 24 Dec 03 - 12:21 PM

About all they know about American "climate" is what they see on a weather map.


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: John Hardly
Date: 24 Dec 03 - 01:01 PM

"Adultery deserves 100 lashes for each person in the 24th Sura."

Ouch. Geez, I hate getting lashed in the sura. Thank God I've only got 23 of 'em!

I'm thinking of converting to superstardom. I just have too decide whether to be a star athlete or a star rock musician...

...or, better yet -- a star of a new "reality" show!!!!!

I could do that.


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: GUEST,muslim
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 01:31 AM

it is kinda wiered to believe that Michael jackson becoming muslim but everything possible,
regarding islamic punishment for what he did..
islam rules says when someone become a muslim, it is like he is born again, and born again in islamic expersion means the person that has no sins at all just like a baby when he/she is born...
but this doesn't insure for him to get away of punishement from god with something related to sexual abuse... unless he really regret what he did and become a real good person....


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 25 Apr 05 - 08:27 PM

yuou speeled wiewrd wrong.


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: Once Famous
Date: 25 Apr 05 - 09:37 PM

Yeah, so sucking a young boy's dick is forgiven if he says he's sorry, right?

Crazy koran you are reading must have some good sex in it.


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: robomatic
Date: 25 Apr 05 - 11:00 PM

Maybe Michael Jackson became a Mormon.

Mormon, Moslem, Mormon, Moslem, it sounds like almost the same thing.


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: harpgirl
Date: 25 Apr 05 - 11:14 PM

Martin Gibson is really lepus rex.


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: GUEST,Your neighborhood dermatologist
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 06:12 PM

Martin Gibson IS a pus pimple


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: PoppaGator
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 06:36 PM

Michael Jackson finds Islam?

Where'd he find it?


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: Chris Green
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 07:07 PM

Down the back of the sufi, perhaps?


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: John O'L
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 07:49 AM

He should tell Bin Laden etc. where it is.

I wonder if he could be prevailed upon to have a quick look for Christianity? There are many who seem to have misplaced that too.


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: Peace
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 10:26 AM

Jackson found Islam? He will fit right in.


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: Gern
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 10:42 AM

Apparently this is open season for bigotry. What right have any of you to malign Islam and serve your own private prejudices on this forum? Free speech is not license for hatred.


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: Peace
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 11:12 AM

I see no reason that Islam which has used itself to espouse hatred and terrorist activites in the world should be any less held to account than Catholics or Fundamentralists. I could give a shit about people's religions; however, when they use their platforms to kill and maim, then they bloody well deserve the same shit back that they are handing out. In a word, up yours.


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: Gern
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 04:18 PM

This certainly adds to the understanding we are trying to achieve here. If I understand you correctly, you are proud of your bigotry and insistant upon presenting it to the world. How does that make you better than those you seek to collectively criticize?


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: Peace
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 04:22 PM

What do YOU find so wonderful about religious idiots who kill in the name of their religions? They learned that shit from their religious leadres. So, in another word, Gern, piss off.


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: Peace
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 04:24 PM

And why are you so bigoted that you blindly believe the crap you assume religions REALLY mean?


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: Once Famous
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 04:26 PM

Good one, Brucie.

No one here is accomplishing ANYTHING except stroking their own ego.

No one is promoting any understanding about jackshit. Presenting anything here doesn't present anything to the world. Just to a few old and tired dopers who think they can still save the world. I'd rather have a good time, which I am doing.

Thanks for calling a spade a spade.


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: Kim C
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 04:53 PM

From what I understand, he's lost it again.


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Subject: RE: Michael Jackson finds Islam
From: Once Famous
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 04:56 PM

That's because he found out the Koran doesn't want him playing with young boy genitalia, I guess. either that, or he didn't feel like blowing up a bus.


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