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Thongs Knickers,Vibrators

breezy 03 Dec 03 - 10:20 PM
Joe Offer 04 Dec 03 - 02:59 AM
Moses 04 Dec 03 - 03:33 AM
Dave Bryant 04 Dec 03 - 04:45 AM
GUEST,KB 04 Dec 03 - 04:46 AM
breezy 04 Dec 03 - 07:52 AM
Roger the Skiffler 04 Dec 03 - 10:02 AM
GUEST,reggie miles 04 Dec 03 - 10:12 AM
Dave Bryant 04 Dec 03 - 10:39 AM
Murray MacLeod 04 Dec 03 - 11:38 AM
Dave Bryant 04 Dec 03 - 12:28 PM
Bill D 04 Dec 03 - 01:10 PM
breezy 04 Dec 03 - 02:27 PM
Dead Horse 04 Dec 03 - 03:39 PM
George Papavgeris 04 Dec 03 - 03:48 PM
Adrianl 04 Dec 03 - 04:07 PM
breezy 04 Dec 03 - 07:31 PM
George Papavgeris 04 Dec 03 - 07:56 PM
Peace 04 Dec 03 - 08:59 PM
Bill D 04 Dec 03 - 11:33 PM
JennyO 05 Dec 03 - 03:50 AM
Dave Bryant 05 Dec 03 - 06:43 AM
JohnInKansas 05 Dec 03 - 10:33 AM
Dave Bryant 05 Dec 03 - 12:15 PM
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Subject: Thongs Knickers,Vibrators
From: breezy
Date: 03 Dec 03 - 10:20 PM

there all there in the act that is 'Dangerous curves'

3 lovely girls!!! from Devon ooaarh, Viva, Anne and Jen

Plus bribes

and the song about busts has to be seen as well as heard

Great singing, tight harmonies, well thought out 75 minute set that flies by.

At the King Harry St Albans friday 5th December 8.00 some tickets left.

Cant help feeling Chesham will be a challenge, !!!! perhaps I'll turn up to judge the reaction!!

So the bin man comes round every day then Anne?

Well they are women of a certain age, they say so themselves.

And the chocolates of Christmas, I want the curly wurlies please.


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Subject: RE: Thongs Knickers,Vibrators
From: Joe Offer
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 02:59 AM

The Website for "Dangerous Curves" is http://www.homeparkstudios.co.uk/ladiesof.htm. They sound wonderful.
-Joe Offer-


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Subject: RE: Thongs Knickers,Vibrators
From: Moses
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 03:33 AM

With a thread header like this it just HAD to be you Breezy!

Looking forward to Friday - seen Dangerous Curves twice before and they are all you say and more.

Favourites songs:- "Solo Benefits" and "Toy Boy". (You've the right idea girls!!)_


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Subject: RE: Thongs Knickers,Vibrators
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 04:45 AM

Breezy - if you shave off your beard and cross-dress, you might be able to gate-crash an Ann Summers party if you're into that sort of thing.

Seriously though, Dangerous Curves are a great act - and the answer to an old man's prayer - who'd need Viagra after going to see them. I've known Viva and Ann for many years - they both have husbands who also perform on the folk scene - "The Amazing Mr (Derek) Smith" and Dave Rickard of "String Whistle".


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Subject: RE: Thongs Knickers,Vibrators
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 04:46 AM

Saw them at a festival in the summer - they are BRILLIANT! Especially the Portaloo song!


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Subject: RE: Thongs Knickers,Vibrators
From: breezy
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 07:52 AM

The Amazing Mr S will be coming bak 2 us in March 26th at the King Harry,seeing as you mentioned his name

Pass the chocs

'Fun'size mars bar, now have you seen how big it is?


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Subject: RE: Thongs Knickers,Vibrators
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 10:02 AM

...and I thought this was going to be a Secret Santa thread...I only looked at it in the interest of research, you understand!

RtS


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Subject: RE: Thongs Knickers,Vibrators
From: GUEST,reggie miles
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 10:12 AM

I wonder if they need another song for the show. Here's one by a good friend that seems right up their alley, er, so to speak.

Soft Shoulders and Dangerous Curves © 1982 Robert 'One-Man' Johnson

Chorus: Soft shoulders and dangerous curves
Eatin' on my mind workin' at my nerves
All those highway signs remind me of her
Thinkin' 'bout those soft shoulders and dangerous curves

All alone and lonesome rollin' down the road
Back home in Wisconsin, I know it's freezin' cold
Here in Luzianna, my rig is runnin' right
Lord I'd love to lay with her tonight

Thinkin' 'bout those
Chorus:

Just passed a driver in a no passin' zone
My mind so disconnected from these hours all alone
If baby was here with me, she could set me straight
2 more days, boys I can hardly wait

Thinkin' 'bout those
Chorus:

Wipers slappin' almost nappin' tryin' to stay awake
Think I better exit here and have a coffee break
Flashin' yellow indicates a detour up ahead
Wish I was home a-sleepin' in my bed

Next to those
Chorus:

Lights are flashin' horns are honkin' like a stock car race
In my mind my memory is fixed upon her face
Traffic on this interstate about to make me cry
A northbound sign's reflecting in my eye

Chorus


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Subject: RE: Thongs Knickers,Vibrators
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 10:39 AM

And to think that Marianne Faithful and Mick Jagger had to make do with a standard size Mars Bar !


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Subject: RE: Thongs Knickers,Vibrators
From: Murray MacLeod
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 11:38 AM

Yes Dave, times have changed indeed and not for the better.

My ex pleaded with me to buy a vibrator, she thought it would "spice up" our love life, but all it did was make her fillings fall out.


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Subject: RE: Thongs Knickers,Vibrators
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 12:28 PM

I used to drink in a wonderful wine bar (they sold excellent real ale as well) which was run by two gay fellows. They used to mix some of the drinks with a vibrator - they swore that that was all that it had ever been used for - I was always thankful that beer doesn't need mixing ! The entertainment of the evening was provided when the two guys had a tiff (it happened every night - it had to be planned), I've never known any woman who could be as amusingly catty as they could.

Back in the 60s, a friend of mine bought one of the early battery-powered cassette recorders. I had a similiar one and got much more life out of the batteries than he did. He returned it to the shop several times, but they said that there was nothing wrong with it. One day when he changed the batteries, he notice that two of them were a different make. It turned out that his student girl friend, who got home much earlier than he did, used to pleasure herself with a vibrator (which my friend had bought her) and when she used up the batteries in it, she swapped them with the ones in his cassette recorder ! I found a small mains transformer unit for her vibrator which solved the problem, although we did wonder if a "Kango" hammer with a rubber end might have been more suitable !

Incidently girls, if "size doesn't matter" why are dildos/vibrators usually so big ?


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Subject: RE: Thongs Knickers,Vibrators
From: Bill D
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 01:10 PM

"...why are dildos/vibrators usually so big?"

they aren't all big...many years ago I worked in an 'adult' bookstore, and we sold 'em from tiny to huge.


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Subject: RE: Thongs Knickers,Vibrators
From: breezy
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 02:27 PM

but thats it Dave, 'size does matter' to them in the end!

Like the one about the fillings


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Subject: RE: Thongs Knickers,Vibrators
From: Dead Horse
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 03:39 PM

That vibrator is not for sale, madam. That is my thermos flask!


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Subject: RE: Thongs Knickers,Vibrators
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 03:48 PM

er...back to Dangerous Curves....?


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Subject: RE: Thongs Knickers,Vibrators
From: Adrianl
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 04:07 PM

Dangerous Curves were a great act yesterday at Banbury. Breezy was the token man in the evening's line up!

Adrian


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Subject: RE: Thongs Knickers,Vibrators
From: breezy
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 07:31 PM

no comment.

Always have been in the minority.

Thats not a token madam, and it's a lot more than 2 inches!

El Grek, get yourdelf in the mood, if you're not up to speed they'll be running away from you.

Head em up!

Mind that whip!!!

Today Fri 5th 8.00 pm at the King Harry, St Albans


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Subject: RE: Thongs Knickers,Vibrators
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 07:56 PM

I come from a culture where the sexes know their place.
And I know mine...
Pass me the dishcloth, dear.


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Subject: RE: Thongs Knickers,Vibrators
From: Peace
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 08:59 PM

Thongs--poems put to music
Knickers--an American chocolate bar
Vibrators--a new movie due for release after The Marminators.


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Subject: RE: Thongs Knickers,Vibrators
From: Bill D
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 11:33 PM

didn't Bob Hope used to sing "Thongs for the Mammaries"?


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Subject: RE: Thongs Knickers,Vibrators
From: JennyO
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 03:50 AM

On the subject of thongs, here you go:

The Thong

Col Wilson ('BLUE THE SHEARER')

Let's talk about the Icons that are worshipped by us Aussies.
Akubra hats, the Opera House, meat pies, Speedo Cossies.
Some would say our Icon is that famous waltzing song,
1 reckon that it's something else. 1 reckon it's the thong.

I've thought a thousand thoughts of thongs, and 1 think that the thong,
Is more an Aussie Icon, than the swagman's billabong.
Just as real men don't eat quiche, the dinkum Aussie male,
Will wear his dinkum Aussie thong, come rain, or sleet, or hail.

You can keep your Nikes and Reeboks. It's the thong that
should be put,
With Aussie pride and dignity, on every Aussie foot.
I'm going to start a business. Like Bond, I can't go wrong,
I'll market it throughout the world, as Blue's designer thong.

A thong for each occasion. It's just sound commonsense
To make a tough, all purpose thong, to wear to all events.
Simple, sturdy, comfortable, my Blue's designer thong,
Will let the foot breathe evenly, and dissipate the pong.

It's good for killing blowflies on the barbecue or stove,
And it's great for crushing garlic. Just belt it on the clove,
And wipe the garlic laden thong on chicken, beef, or pork,
Inhale the pure aroma of that garlic when you walk.

A thong for early evening, to wear with hipster tights,
I can see the Jingle in my mind, as though it were in lights.
Just a thong at twilight, when the tights are low.
With a string of diamantes, 'twined artistic around each toe.

A thong to wear to worship. I'd call it eventhong.
The strap is very holy, and the soul, so very strong.
A thong to wear to football, to cricket, or the shops,
To shearing sheds, to factories. Steel-capped thongs for cops.

I'd move away from footwear, create a new design,
For a chocolate-coated thong, to give my valentine,
And way into the future, when the years have moved along,
She will show her grandkids, love's old sweet thong.

And when we go republic, and we're looking for a song
To celebrate our Icon, let's hear it for the thong.
Forget Waltzing Matilda, Advance Australia Fair,
A brand new National Anthem will be wafting through the air:

God save our gracious thong.
Make our feet safe and strong,
And free from pong.
Wear them instead of shoes,
To pubs and barbecues.
Health, happiness to all of youse,
God save our thong.


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Subject: RE: Thongs Knickers,Vibrators
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 06:43 AM

Beside the site that Joe Offer suggested you can also find these delectable dames here. Sod mechano, leggo etc - I know what sort of errector set I'd like for Christmas.

I can actually think of a connection between this thread and the Mudcat virtual pantomime thread. Back in the days of the Farningham (Kent) Folk Club we used to have a Christmas panto. One year it was Cindarella with Anne playing the title role. Other notable parts were played by Barry Laing & Pete (Blossom of mudcat) Currie of "Skinner's Rats" as the ugly sisters, Ian (Brick Sh*thouse) Petrie as the fairy godmother and your's truly as Buttons. During the dress rehearsal, Blossom nearly cut the show short when he cried "It Fits" during the trying-on of the slipper. It was true - Anne has quite large feet (presumably to help counterbalance her wonderful bosoms) and Blossom has surprisingly small feet. Mind you, I'll never forget the bit where the "stage crew" were trying to "fly" Ian Petrie with a block and tackle even with the help of a shanty crew, they couldn't get him off the ground.


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Subject: RE: Thongs Knickers,Vibrators
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 10:33 AM

I just tried to access that http://www.dancurves.co.uk/ site, and got a message:

You can no longer access this site. If you are the administrator of this site, please contact ...

Must have been somethin' pretty good(?).

John


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Subject: RE: Thongs Knickers,Vibrators
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 12:15 PM

It was there this morning, but it's gone now - seems to happening all the time now.


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Subject: RE: Thongs Knickers,Vibrators
From: breezy
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 08:51 PM

Thanks Viva , Anne and Jen for a terrific evening.

a great show, fun, talent comedy and taste.

and loads a thongs.

Chesham Monday night, tudor folk club White Hills centre


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Subject: RE: Thongs Knickers,Vibrators
From: Bill D
Date: 06 Dec 03 - 06:45 PM

must have been something, alright....can't even get anything at the Google cache versions!


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