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MCFat - incommunicado

Red and White Rabbit 15 Sep 03 - 03:41 PM
Red and White Rabbit 16 Sep 03 - 02:26 AM
Geoff the Duck 16 Sep 03 - 03:05 AM
Partridge 16 Sep 03 - 03:47 AM
Raggytash 16 Sep 03 - 09:48 AM
old git 16 Sep 03 - 04:55 PM
Red and White Rabbit 17 Sep 03 - 01:41 AM
old git 17 Sep 03 - 05:30 AM
Dave Bryant 17 Sep 03 - 06:38 AM
Red and White Rabbit 17 Sep 03 - 01:30 PM
old git 17 Sep 03 - 03:48 PM
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Dave Bryant 18 Sep 03 - 04:47 AM
Raggytash 18 Sep 03 - 05:15 AM
nutty 18 Sep 03 - 06:31 AM
Red and White Rabbit 18 Sep 03 - 01:47 PM
old git 18 Sep 03 - 02:36 PM
Malcolm Douglas 18 Sep 03 - 09:58 PM
Red and White Rabbit 19 Sep 03 - 01:28 PM
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old git 19 Sep 03 - 07:03 PM
Red and White Rabbit 23 Sep 03 - 02:04 PM
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Subject: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 15 Sep 03 - 03:41 PM

Mcfat's hologram has finally disappeared from the internet permanently - well at least until further notice. I have been instructed to tell those of you who might give a ---- that should you wish to contact said fat b------ via e-mail you should PM me and I will pass the message on. He will phone me daily for updates - nows your chance everyone - say what you think and he'll never know - I promise not to tell and Raggy I will fight you with poison chalice and the black arts if you grass me up!!

Seriously though he has had computers and phones stolen from work - you didnt actually think he e-mailed anyone from home did you?Any of you with his mobile/ home number can still ring and annoy him though!!


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 16 Sep 03 - 02:26 AM

silence from his adoring fans - I guess that means that you all have his number - or something like that!!


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 16 Sep 03 - 03:05 AM

We all "Had HIS number" years back...
Quack!
GtD.


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Partridge
Date: 16 Sep 03 - 03:47 AM

He's away cos he's been doing a bit of modelling

clicky

Pat x


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Raggytash
Date: 16 Sep 03 - 09:48 AM

Incommunicado eh, That's a first


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: old git
Date: 16 Sep 03 - 04:55 PM

In Communicado....doesn't mudcat get as far as Italy then?


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 17 Sep 03 - 01:41 AM

only if you are in some cafe and he only goes to bars

pat i dont know how you organised his modelling contract but it was very life like - he tells me he's never worn a kilt before though


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: old git
Date: 17 Sep 03 - 05:30 AM

café!
So McFat is in jail in Communicado.....sounds like the plot for a very bad B-movie


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 17 Sep 03 - 06:38 AM

Especially if he's only wearing a kilt.

Just as thought - was one of the stolen computers, the one that McFat had been backed-up on ie the one controlling the hologram ?

How big a reward would anyone be willing to offer for it's return - or cleardown ?


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 17 Sep 03 - 01:30 PM

well I'll start the bidding - 1 pint now you have to work out for yourself if I want him back or cleared out!!


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: old git
Date: 17 Sep 03 - 03:48 PM

half a pint!


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 18 Sep 03 - 02:00 AM

1 gill


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: catspaw49
Date: 18 Sep 03 - 02:18 AM

Don't give a shit.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 18 Sep 03 - 04:47 AM

A pint and a half of my home brew - I could do with a new hard drive - empty of cxourse.


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Raggytash
Date: 18 Sep 03 - 05:15 AM

Spaw, you can get medicine for that


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: nutty
Date: 18 Sep 03 - 06:31 AM

This is really too cruel ......you keep building up my hopes when you know he ALWAYS comes back.


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 18 Sep 03 - 01:47 PM

I did hear that this time he's planning to come back through your computer rather than mine Nutty - just cos you sing Pay Day bettererer than wot e doz!!


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: old git
Date: 18 Sep 03 - 02:36 PM

so what's this?
reincarnation as a microchip?


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Malcolm Douglas
Date: 18 Sep 03 - 09:58 PM

Let's hope so. The last time he came back from the dead he looked exactly the same.


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 19 Sep 03 - 01:28 PM

he will look slightly different this time round as he is determined to wear t shirts more often


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: nutty
Date: 19 Sep 03 - 03:07 PM

But Sue ....there'll be no difference if he returns this time 'round'


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: old git
Date: 19 Sep 03 - 07:03 PM

a macrochip?


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 23 Sep 03 - 02:04 PM

sorry nutty but I cant see him coming back any other shape - artificial intelligence has suddenly sprung to mind though!!


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: old git
Date: 23 Sep 03 - 06:28 PM

coming back? neat trick if you can manage it!


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 05:19 AM

Don't be silly, Rabbit - Artificial yes - Intelligence unlikely.

If he is reborn as a microchip - perhaps it will be the sort that you cook in the microwave.


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 05:34 AM

Like These???


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 05:36 AM

OR EVEN


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Raggytash
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 06:04 AM

Geoff .........are you bored?


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 06:31 AM

Second thoughts - aren't microwave chips low on FAT.


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 08:36 AM

incredibly bored Raggy...
Do you know that McCain Microchips want to send my computer a COOKIE!!!!!!!
And I Quote:-

This page wishes to set the cookie
   SITESERVER="ID=c79fff4d2c4747906a0a91173645eda3"

This value will be sent to documents on all servers in the domain mccain.co.uk, and paths that are starting in /.

The cookie is valid until Mon, 01 Jan 2035 00:00:00 GMT


----------------------
Full cookie request:

SITESERVER=ID=c79fff4d2c4747906a0a91173645eda3; expires=Monday, 01-Jan-2035 00:00:00 GMT; path=/; domain=.mccain.co.uk

Whatever Next? Milk to go with the chips and cookies???
Qu(yawn)ack!
GtD.


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 08:38 AM

The cookie will have gone rock hard by January 2035, I expect!


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 08:40 AM

Perhaps I could stick a stamp on it and post it to the gaol in Communicado, where MCFat is incarcerated?
He might be happy for some dry hard biscuit to dunk in his water!


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Raggytash
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 09:15 AM

My God you are bored aren't you, go and watch the test card on the TV or something


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 09:21 AM

It's not the same since they took off the programme with the girl and the blackboard...
And I miss the old intermissions with the potters wheel or the kitten and the ball of string...
And why can't you turn your tv off at night and get a dot of light that gets smaller like you used to?
Quack!


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Raggytash
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 11:38 AM

Even nostalgia is not as good as it used to be


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 12:07 PM

I used to like the windmill and the Angel Fish "Interludes".


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 12:15 PM

Is Communicado anywhere near Jeopardy? Perhaps he has gone there for work if it is. I hear there are lots of jobs in Jeopardy.

:D


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: old git
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 03:08 PM

what's this?...a traditional joke telling workshop?


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 25 Sep 03 - 01:57 AM

No - communicardo is betwen Discrete and Disposed. He was in Discrete for a while but tunnelled out and found himself in Disposed so his final attempt at escape found him in Communicado where he remains. I heard haowever there is a possibilty he will be up and running today - I was quite surpirised to hear this as I have never heard of him running and I would think being 'up and running' could be quite painful


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: old git
Date: 25 Sep 03 - 03:30 AM

Rabbit!!!
I see you have moved and are now between Decent and Delicate!


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 25 Sep 03 - 01:32 PM

I am not going down and licking anything!!!


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 25 Sep 03 - 01:55 PM

It sounds like going on Holiday on the In-Continent!
Quack!
GtD.


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: gnomad
Date: 25 Sep 03 - 02:12 PM

Just so long as it isn't near Vincible, I don't think OG wants McF to be there.


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Raggytash
Date: 25 Sep 03 - 07:37 PM

Sorry Rabbit could you reiterate


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: old git
Date: 25 Sep 03 - 08:56 PM

yes Rabbit please reiterate...your last comment was in Ept....unless it's just too subtle for me and will be as long as you stay in Comprehensible...still if you move a little further down that line you will be in Tolerable
don't worry gnomad...Mcfat could never be in Vincible...he's been in Competent for too long


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 26 Sep 03 - 02:53 AM

travelled though here on the way to somewhere else and I was thinking about replying as per your request Raggy but then changed my mind - just arrived in Decisive!


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Noreen
Date: 26 Sep 03 - 05:24 AM

You lot are in Corrigible!


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: old git
Date: 27 Sep 03 - 06:45 AM

think I've spent too long in Tense so will refresh in Terest and contemplate in Terjection
I am also not going down and licking anything (well not in Tentionally anyway!)


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 30 Sep 03 - 02:18 AM

sorry - havebeen in Disposed


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Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: old git
Date: 30 Sep 03 - 05:48 PM

still waiting for you to reiterate
then I suppose if you are in Disposed you can't be in Clined


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