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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: HuwG
Date: 21 Jul 07 - 03:18 PM

Harry shifted uncomfortably in his seat, uneasily aware that Professor Snape knew exactly what he was thinking and feeling. Snape surveyed the class and said, "The events of the year preceding the first downfall of he who we do not name led to it being known as the 'Annus horribilis'. Spelled incorrectly with one 'n' instead of two, as Potter and Weasley and no doubt some others have contrived to do, the phrase refers to a potion, better known by its Muggle name of 'vindaloo'. Some of you will by now be well acquainted with its effects."

****

"B-b-but Professor, I c-c-can't possibly be pregnant", said Cho, sobbing. "It was only a Goblin party I went to."


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: HuwG
Date: 21 Jul 07 - 08:13 AM

"To lose one parent is a misfortune" said Dumbledore sadly, shaking his head. "But to have the entire Hogwarts PTA Avada-Kedavra'd ..."

****

Madam Pomfrey brushed aside all excuses and explanations. "Well what else did you expect ?" she said, "Saying 'Well, bugger me' anywhere near an enchanted broom ?"

****

"Well, aren't you pleased to see me, Ron ?", said Hermione. "Or is that just a three-foot long scroll in your pocket ?"


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: belter
Date: 07 Sep 04 - 04:54 PM

The thing I really want to hear.

Dumbledore said to Snape "Why doen't you bloody well grow up."


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Sep 04 - 07:47 AM

Lucius Malfoy stands in front of the mirror and sings, "I'm Too Sexy".

BTW I loved the Naked Quidditch Match.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: GUEST,Boab D
Date: 27 Jul 03 - 02:56 AM

Aye but I was trying and I thought the digging one was quite funny, come to think on it I still do
Dylan


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: Amergin
Date: 26 Jul 03 - 06:41 PM

youre right boab....they were poor attempts...

that naked quidditch match is really hilarious....right along with guest jerry's...


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: GUEST,Boab D
Date: 26 Jul 03 - 01:44 PM

Nkaed quidditch mach
That was really funny,chuckles and chuckles, and beats my poor attempts at humour. So did the rest of the alphabet one hehe
Dylan


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: Phot
Date: 26 Jul 03 - 11:19 AM

The Naked Quidditch Match, pure genius, so funny it hurts!

Chris. {Still giggling, probably for the rest of the day!}


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: Sorcha
Date: 26 Jul 03 - 02:01 AM

Glad we're done with the porn on this thread but the Naked Quidditch Match link is hilarious. Just read all 10 pages..........


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: The Walrus
Date: 25 Jul 03 - 07:08 PM

Refresh


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: Amos
Date: 23 Jul 03 - 09:29 PM

Jerry:

That's really funny! Good job.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: Cluin
Date: 23 Jul 03 - 09:09 PM

Guest,Jerry... :-D


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: EBarnacle1
Date: 23 Jul 03 - 02:59 PM

Grab, I forwarded the naked match to some friends and reactions ranged from ROTFL&WMP to "I am not a Harry Potter fan."


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: GUEST,Jerry
Date: 23 Jul 03 - 02:17 PM

Stuff that will be left out:

Harry finished his firewhiskey and motioned to the barkeep for another. He turned back to Ron. "Yeah, the job's alright -- I'm up for promotion to Assistant District Manager next year. And in another two years I'll get three weeks vacation. Can't complain, although the boss is a total git."

Ron smiled wanly. "I know what you mean. My supervisor is a supreme a-hole -- keeps making me rewrite the executive summaries on the production reports." He scratched the top of his head, where his scalp gleamed through the pale orange strands of his comb-over. "So, do you think Hermione will show?"

"Nah," said Harry, gazing absently at his former schoolmates gyrating on the dance floor, and rubbing his paunch. "I haven't heard from her since Cho and I split up. She's too big a deal to come to a reunion -- famous author, and all."

"You're probably right," agreed Ron. He paused thoughtfully. "Who'd have guessed that she'd make a fortune writing books about Muggle kids' adventures in school? That's all I hear from my two: 'Dad, can we get the new Larry Cotter book? Dad, can we rent Larry Cotter and the Dining Hall Dilema?' I'm sick of it!" he concluded with some heat.

They stood surveying the room for a minute without speaking, as the members of the Hogwarts Class of 2005 jerked and bobbed ridiculously to the DJ's tunes. Finally Harry spoke. "You wanna another drink?"

"Why not?" said Ron, and they turned back to the bar.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Jul 03 - 10:29 AM

B,C,D,F,G,I,J,K,L,M,N,Q, S, U, V, W, X, and Zed are all left out of Harry Potter.

A bit unfair when 'R' is in there three times and 'T' twice.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jul 03 - 11:54 PM

"Harry," said Mr. Weasley, "I've tried to be good to you, because I like you and I liked and respected your parents. But enough is enough! I can accept that you and Ron...and that you and Ginny...and you and Fred and George and Bill and Charlie and Ron...well, anyway, I can accept those things. But Harry, I give you fair warning: should you ever again attempt that with Molly...I'll, I'll, I'll become very, very vexed with you."
   --
"CLOACA!" shouted Neville, getting the charm wrong and room filling the room with a foul-smelling, lumpy liquid.
   --
"Oh my," exclaimed Angelina. "I've never been able to remember the difference between a vanishing charm and an engorgement charm. Sorry, Fred."
   --
Lee Jordan pointed his wand directly at Crabbe's lips and exclaimed, "Pogue mahon!"
   --
Dumbledore smiled at Harry, Ron, and Hermione, and seemed to grow larger and, somehow, darker. "You three are the best students Hogwarts has seen in many years. You could be great, all three of you. But you never noticed the Dumbledore sort of rhymes with Voldemort, did you? You never noticed that when Voldemort was around I was not, did you? You never understood that Voldemort only feared me because I AM VOLDEMORT!!"

And, with one shrill "ADAVA KADAVRA!" the three young people lay still, the series over.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: EBarnacle1
Date: 22 Jul 03 - 10:47 AM

Well played. The only problem with the quidditch match is that it obviates the need for more books.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Jul 03 - 02:16 AM

"Well, that's interesting," said Hermione teasingly, sitting down across from Harry and Ron in the Great Hall.

"What is?" they asked, together. They leaned forward in expectation.

"I've just seen Nearly Headless Nick in the second floor girl's loo," said Hermione with a smile. "He's been visiting Moaning Myrtle and, from what I saw of them together, he's not nearly as Nearly Head-less as he'd have us believe."

Ron nudged Harry and snickered, "Maybe he's giving Myrtle something to moan about as well, eh?"


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 07:14 PM

'Oh Harry, I didn't realise that spell only works if you do it beforehand.... I wonder how Ron is going to like being an uncle AND head boy?'

'Professor Sprout - have you been allowing the fourth years to grow dope in your lessons again? Really Professor, you know what effect it has on their flying... that's the fifth time Potter has stuck Longbottom on the high turret this week!'

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: Chief Chaos
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 03:31 PM

Seeing what was going on, Professor McGonagal grabbed Draco Malfoy by the ear and muttered the counter spell "Desistus Vibratorum". She then handed the broomstick back to the crimson cheecked and glassy eyed Hermione.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: Noreen
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 02:48 PM

:0)


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: EBarnacle1
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 02:45 PM

My deepest apologies. I hope no one was too painfully inconvenienced. That should have been "Levitatus." My bad.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 02:37 PM

Noreen waves her wand in Boab D'sa general direction and calls "Subtilissimus Minimalis!!!!".

All of BoabD's posts are mysteriously and suddenly re-written by Rick Fielding.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: Noreen
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 02:32 PM

Boab D: those weren't funny.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 12:11 PM

"UP!" wasn't a spell.

It was a command to the broom.

Just like Curling.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: Grab
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 11:18 AM

As I mentioned earlier, the Naked Quidditch Match. Enjoy...

Graham.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 10:48 AM

"There's a lot of stuff that's been left out of Harry Potter" said Malfoy, "But if the little wotsit will remove his robe and bend over, I'll see what I can put back in !"


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: Bert
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 10:07 AM

Well they said "UP" in the movie - SO THERE!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 10:05 AM

It never works for me these days - not even when Essex Girl says it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: EBarnacle1
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 09:53 AM

The correct spell is not "UP," it is "Levitatum."


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 09:23 AM

"There's a big difference" muttered Hagrid, "Between Clever and Crude; and I for one know the difference"


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: GUEST,Boab D
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 09:19 AM

"Harry" said Mrs McGonnagle in a dissapointed tone "I never new you were a banjo player"

Harry, Ron and Hermione went into the darkened room and nothing happened.

Longing for the loving touch of his parents Harry started to dig.

Hedwig flew straight into the window and said "aya"

the quaffle went through the hoop. Malfoy flew over to Harry sneering Harry just looked and said "Gonnae no dae that"

And its really boab not Bratling


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 05:01 AM

Liz - are you absolutely sure that "Guest, Boab D" isn't actually Bratling anyway.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: GUEST,Boab D
Date: 20 Jul 03 - 01:47 PM

"Hedwig" said Harry looking rather distrustfull" Just how did you find those weapons of mass distruction"

"Hermione can I strok your pussy"

Mrs Weasley grabbed Harry by the hair, pulled him down to her waist and said "EAT"

Mr and Mrs Weasley lay in bed drenched in sweat after there five hour love making marathon. As ginny went to leave Mrs weasley said" you havent finished Harry off yet Ginny dont be selfish."

"Oh Hagrid can you come here and hold Malfoy for minute" Harry said exasperated" The little shit just isnt taking it ball deep"

"Next" Hermione said as the huffellpuff quidditch team cleaned up and got dressed.

"Fluffy put 'Arry back together"


Dylan


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: GUEST,Boab D
Date: 20 Jul 03 - 01:29 PM

"Hermione" said Ron softly"Any chance of a blowjob"

"was that the First time for you professor Snape"asked Harry" Because you were crap"


"Ron" Hermione sceamed "Not in that one"

Harry walked into the room and Mr Dursley told him the truth. Harry couldn't beleive that he was just having a bad trip and there was no such thing as Hogwarts. He was promptly put back into the cupboard under the stairs without his tea.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 20 Jul 03 - 01:13 PM

Bratling is very upset that I won't let her read this!!!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jul 03 - 11:56 PM

Harry took off his robes and gazed into the Mirror of Arisaid. "Oh, man," he breathed, "if only I WAS built like that!"
    --
"Harry," said Ron breathily, "Harry, I've wanted to tell you something for a very long time, Harry."
    --
"Well, for goodness sakes, Weasley," said Seamus, settling the front of his robe. "Why do you think he's called Longbottom, anyway? Neville's family name is Smith."
    --
His robes vanished, and with a big grin Harry plunged into the traditional Gryffyndor House Cup Orgy.
    --
"Huhmf!" Madame Maxime sniffed scornfully. "Not EVERYTHING about you is gigantique, 'agrid."
    --
"Of course Fred and George are going blind, Potter! They're Beaters, after all."
    --
"Now, class," said Hagrid, "I've arranged for a special treat. I think you'll enjoy this, all of ya. Today, we're studying Satyrs and Nymphs, and here they come now!"
    --
"It was horrible," gasped Hermione, "just horrible. I never thought...I never suspected...in the teachers' lounge...McGonigle and Dumbledore...naked...."
    --
Madame Pomfrey sniffed. "Yes, Potter, you have hogwarts, and I have to report it to the Ministry of Public Health. And stay away from those Slytherin girls in the future!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: Amos
Date: 19 Jul 03 - 07:04 PM

Hermione made her way through the disgruntled portrait and up to her dormitory bed, and began to fold her school uniform and slip on her nightgown.

"Oh, my!", she muttered to herself. "You are a big girl now, aren't you??"

...


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: The Walrus
Date: 19 Jul 03 - 06:27 PM

I seem to recall childhood tales of Giants being killed, dragons being sliced up by thugs in tin suits, Grannies being eaten by wolves, wolves being sliced up by local woodcutters and witches being tricked/forced into their own oven by children, and the Potter books are too violent????

Walrus


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: GUEST,Boab D
Date: 19 Jul 03 - 02:14 PM

Some people are really not living in reallity these days when you can go on about a CHILDRENS book being violent. Come on now when you were all kids and were little people ,like your kids and grandweans did some of the "Thats too violent" crew never read any thing that made you nutters and not wee reserved people who care about what the content of a book is. Children (and adults) read books and if HP is a way to get people reading and away from the television and the internet well is it a bad thing just because theres some fighting and some good versus evil and all the stuff that goes into books. That is the crux of things though good and bad. So if someone is relating to the little ones in your care or in your family by writing books whats the problem. At least they're learning about the beauty of language along with some morals in the process


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: Bert
Date: 19 Jul 03 - 02:00 PM

Hermione held out her hand and commanded "UP"
"Not again!" sighed Ron wearily


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: Hillheader
Date: 19 Jul 03 - 09:07 AM

"No Hagrid, it's not Buckbeak. It's Anne Widdicombe on her new Nimbus 2003"

Davebhoy


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jul 03 - 08:28 AM

My brother Tony might be thought strange by some, but his house is FULL of reading. And he doesn't protect his kids more than he thinks needful:

"'You're taking a five-year-old and a four-year-old to their grandmother's funeral?! That's awful! Aren't you afraid that your boys will be traumatized?'

'No. Death is part of life. I've explained that to them.'"

"'You're taking your children hunting with you?!?! You'll traumatize them!!! Aren't you worried? Don't you CARE??'

'I'm far more worried that they'll end up thinking that meat comes in neat little packages, all wrapped in plastic.'"

These are word-for-word conversations he had. The results:

The youngest was at the funeral with me. At the cemetery, he was holding my hand and he turned to me and said, "Why are they going to put Grandma in that hole?" "Because we can't keep her around any more. Besides, that's just her body -- Grandma's done with it and has gone elsewhere." "Oh. Then it's a good idea."

Oldest Daughter, the first time she _helped_ to clean out a deer: "It was cool and really, really interesting!" She'll graduate with a BS in Biochemistry next Spring and head off to grad school.

Youngest Daughter, last Fall: "It was great. I think that I want to go into Veterinary Medicine, and now I know more about animal anatomy."

No, don't give 'em more than they can take...and be with them the whole way, because that's your job as a parent. But don't shield them, either.

Books and reading can and do help.

(If you want to shield them, hide the television.)


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From: Hillheader
Date: 19 Jul 03 - 08:09 AM

"Bloody House Elves! What have they done with the WMD?"

"Hermione, I told you there was no way Bush or Blair would take the veracitarium"

"Yes Ron, Hagrid does look a bit like John Prescott - but is less dangerous".

"I don't get it Hermione, how can Voldermort be an anagram of Alistair Campbell."

Davebhoy


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: Bassic
Date: 19 Jul 03 - 04:34 AM

Especially if they have never learned that there just could be something nasty "lurking" just around the corner!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: Bassic
Date: 19 Jul 03 - 04:30 AM

Here here! PLEASE dont wrap your kids in cotton wool. Know what they are reading, explain context to them, reassure them, but let them have a flavour of life and the real world. I am not a naturally literate person, I understand music at a far more instinctive level than I do litterature. I have always been able to "spell" musically but English has always been hard work. I am so thankfull that I was encouraged to read when I was younger.
As a consequence I am still child like in my reading in that all I really care about in a book is if it has a good story but I HAVE got the skills to access good literature when the need or mood takes me, its just hard work thats all. And why do I have those skills? Because I read Enid Blyton and Biggles amongst others. Probably all now banned as being racist, too violent or some other such PC infringement.
Its not that they were great literature, but they got me READING! My later education was then able to access that skill so that I could appreciate good literature and develop my own oppinions about stuff and understand those of others. How are you expected to truly appreciate most of Monty Pythons humour if you have never read Biggles? I am not saying that we should be writing those kinds of stories now for todays children, society and its norms have moved on since those days, but PLEASE stop overprotecting them. I would rather any child of mine was curled up in bed reading a Potter book than surfing the net or "playing" in the street. Far more "danger" there I would think?


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 19 Jul 03 - 03:02 AM

Captain Thunderpants is another one that got made into a film - starring Ron Weasley looking very strange as a egghead.

If the book is banned, how will the little darlings be able to read it?

But I agree, get into the habit of reading now, and the classics can come later, although that spawns a whole new thread, what do you consider a classic children's book?

Reading is a learned response and a habit. They read at school because they have to, at home because they want to. Bratling has seen Manitas and I with a book so often that it's considered normal behaviour to read at home. Our house is full of books, there isn't a room that doesn't have at least one bookshelf full to overflowing, including the bathroom (poetry - people spent entirely too long in there reading long novels, poems are usually shorter). Bratling's nearly finished an Enid Blyton compilation of the Wishing Chair stories, a book thicker than most Bibles! And still, people look amazed when they see her sitting in a corner with a book. I pity them because they've ovbiously learned that reading books stops when you leave school.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: Nancy King
Date: 18 Jul 03 - 10:16 PM

LOTS of really great literature has been on the banned books list. It's almost a badge of honor. Sure, lots of kids aren't ready for the HP books, or their parents think they aren't. So they don't have to read it. I'm a librarian too, and believe me, those books get kids to read. Captain Underpants, Harry Potter, Goosebumps, whatever works.

As for myself, I'm currently listening to "Order of the Phoenix" on tape, and I think it's a gas. Great literature, no. Fun stuff? Yes.

And I LOVE the "stuff left out!" Let's have more!

Cheers, Nancy


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jul 03 - 08:53 PM

Hey, the librarians bought it so that kids who couldn't buy it could read it.

The days of "that's simply not great literature" are over everywhere I know about. We want kids reading; great lit can came later if ever.

Are you familiar with Captain Underpants? Kids like him, but he's been on the banned books lists....


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Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 18 Jul 03 - 07:15 PM

I think leenia must have skipped rather vigorously and creatively.

I think a lot of the problems with the books are that she's been learning on the job. Assuming she keeps on writing after she's got the seven Harry Potter booked finished with, it'll be interesting to see what she comes up with.

I was disappointed she didn't bump off one of the other popular characters instead. But saying which one would be a spoiler, since it'd indicate that unfortunately the character is still with us.


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