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PTH July Installment

The DeanMeister 30 Jun 03 - 04:49 AM
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Noreen 30 Jun 03 - 05:00 AM
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vectis 30 Jun 03 - 08:09 PM
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smallpiper 03 Jul 03 - 04:43 AM
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The DeanMeister 03 Jul 03 - 06:25 AM
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KJ 04 Jul 03 - 04:15 AM
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The DeanMeister 04 Jul 03 - 10:44 AM
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The DeanMeister 09 Jul 03 - 04:48 AM
KJ 09 Jul 03 - 04:51 AM
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Noreen 12 Jul 03 - 07:12 PM
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The DeanMeister 17 Jul 03 - 10:43 AM
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The DeanMeister 18 Jul 03 - 05:42 AM
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smallpiper 18 Jul 03 - 06:21 AM
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KJ 19 Jul 03 - 03:55 PM
KJ 19 Jul 03 - 04:05 PM
smallpiper 19 Jul 03 - 04:24 PM
The DeanMeister 21 Jul 03 - 04:14 AM
Noreen 21 Jul 03 - 07:53 AM
ossonflags 21 Jul 03 - 09:27 AM
Noreen 21 Jul 03 - 09:40 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 21 Jul 03 - 09:46 AM
GUEST,ossonflags 22 Jul 03 - 03:39 AM
Raggytash 22 Jul 03 - 06:44 AM
Raggytash 22 Jul 03 - 06:47 AM
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The DeanMeister 22 Jul 03 - 08:40 AM
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The DeanMeister 23 Jul 03 - 06:21 AM
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Subject: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 30 Jun 03 - 04:49 AM

Ready....


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 30 Jun 03 - 04:49 AM

Steady....


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 30 Jun 03 - 04:50 AM

Wait for it, wait for it.....


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 30 Jun 03 - 04:50 AM

GO!!!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Noreen
Date: 30 Jun 03 - 05:00 AM

Premature...


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Noreen
Date: 30 Jun 03 - 05:20 AM

...a common failing...


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 30 Jun 03 - 05:38 AM

He can't help it bless him. He just gets so excited.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,The Bear
Date: 30 Jun 03 - 06:15 AM


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 30 Jun 03 - 06:16 AM

Well Guest, The bear that was profound!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,The Bear
Date: 30 Jun 03 - 06:17 AM

Bugger!!! At least Mr Dean manages to say something before hitting enter!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 30 Jun 03 - 06:22 AM

Oh aye but its usually rubbish (unless he's saying how wonderful Nik Naks playing is or praising my skills at playing the plumbing)


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: KJ
Date: 30 Jun 03 - 07:51 AM

Oh Pete I've got something for premature.........


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 30 Jun 03 - 06:30 PM

Hey where is everyone? on yer bloody holidays? The rate of posting to this thread is very poor and because of that I think Oakley should get detention!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 30 Jun 03 - 06:51 PM

heloo


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: vectis
Date: 30 Jun 03 - 08:09 PM

By heck this is an informative debate.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 01 Jul 03 - 07:44 PM

Ah the many mysteries of a puch the horse thread.. occupancy of a parallel universe helps.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Jul 03 - 12:32 AM

So it's an "installment" this month instead of just a "thread", huh? Can it be an "episode" in August? Or maybe a "chapter" or a "stanza" or a "movement". That's it! "Punch the Horse's August Movement!"


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The Barden of England
Date: 02 Jul 03 - 02:11 AM

The Horse's August Movement! - Great for the Roses!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,The Bear
Date: 02 Jul 03 - 04:43 AM

It is with deep regret that i have to inform you all that Peter Dean know to you all as that old git who can sing a bit has unfortunatly been kidnaped by the remaining three members of The Wurzels fan club. They are demanding that Pete and the boys reform their Wurzels tribute band forwith and they have promised Petes safe return at the venue of the comeback gig.

PLEASE REFORM I FOR ONE IS MISSING PETE!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 02 Jul 03 - 05:05 AM

NO NONONONONONONONONO Keep him!

As much as I love Pete we can't give in to terrorism we must stop the reformation of the Wurzels tribute band at all costs. (Don't worry pete we'll get the Humberside Undercover Police Division on the job....... so we'll see you in about 20 years then)


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Raggytash
Date: 02 Jul 03 - 06:12 AM

Oy Where do you lot disappear to when the Mudact is down, I think you've got a site you use in Hull, where is it, what is it, how do I find it?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 02 Jul 03 - 06:20 AM

http://www.folkinfo.org/forum.asp    There u go, Raggy.

Many of you will be disappointed to know that I was released by the Wurzels Fan Club late last night. The reformation will take place at this years Fangfoss Festival in August. Tickets £10 each, concessions available.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,The Bear
Date: 02 Jul 03 - 06:45 AM

Thank god for that!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 02 Jul 03 - 07:23 AM

Bugger! Don't get me wrong I am delighted that you have been released unharmed but the Wurzels - spare us pleeze!

May see you on saturday at the Hope and whatsit then deanie if not then ... Hey isn't it the first session of the month at the Sun Inn Beverley This Sunday? I may bring the Border Monsters for an outing depending on just how evil I am feeling!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 02 Jul 03 - 07:33 AM

Indeed, First Sunday Sun Inn Session is this week....Border Monsters mandatory, John. Anybody else coming?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 02 Jul 03 - 07:40 AM

Gosh pete have you forgotten your lessons from Noreen be a bit mor flashy...

First Sunday Session
at
The Sun Inn
Beverley
is this week
Kick Off 2 pm


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Noreen
Date: 02 Jul 03 - 09:55 AM

Very nice, smallp.

Sorry I can't be there this Sunday with your gold star, will be celebrating small niece's birthday in a diagonally opposite portion of the country (well, that way anyway.)

Will the Enormous Penis (no, NO large print or colours- that would be too, too vulgar) be getting another airing, Pete? Or do you intend to try it out with the Meisterettes first?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 02 Jul 03 - 10:13 AM

Not briefed the Meisterettes yet, Noreen.

Thanks for the coooooool advert John!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Raggytash
Date: 02 Jul 03 - 10:35 AM

Just figured out why this is an installment, cos that where you keep horsesin stables, in stalls ................Oh silly me, fancy not getting that sooner.

I'm not really bored at work today ..............honest


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 04:13 AM

Errm ...... may I be the first to remind our loyal follower and friend that the infamouse P the H will be playing this Saturday night at that well known friendly tavern on the river "Hope and Anchor" South Ferriby.Usual )pm start.

T'will be an intresting night as we will have both -yes folks!! both - the job share fiddle players on board that night.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 04:24 AM

Have just posted on Beverley Fest Review thread. Some comments in support (or otherwise) would be appreciated?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 04:43 AM

Ladies and Gentlemen I give you ....PETER DEAN.. Hurrrah!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 04:45 AM

oh notthat kind of support eh? (Have done Pete)

PS See you on saturday in your new car then!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 06:25 AM

Bloody hell, news travels fast, John! U in bed with Nik Nak again....???

Not sure about the car yet. Hope to get it today or tomorrow, but time will tell.

Thanks for your comments, John, and also McFat.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 06:46 AM

As ever axeman, the trusty ossonflags leaps to the defence of the oppressed!!!!! see bev,fest thread.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: zanderfish3 (inactive)
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 06:52 AM

What a total WASTE of time and space this useless thread is


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 06:55 AM

Dont read it then.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Raggytash
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 07:28 AM

Don't give them your name Pike .............stupid Boy


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,Skipjack K8
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 08:11 AM

Smellprimer, I found another of your kind last evening, toting dalek body parts and the offset codpiece, playing the icing bag at West Haddlesey. He came underarmed for the aerophone 'wall of sound', but promises to come to Newport next Monday with a fullsetta that will apparently dwarf your war pipes. I trust you will be in the Hull corner?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: KJ
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 08:35 AM

Hey Pete, if you want support I've got an old inguinal hernia belt in the attic, its a bit stiff & smells a bit cheesy but I'm sure it'll so the job.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 09:28 AM

Ah Deanie my man that would be telling!

Don't know about Monday but I may well be and if I am I will be in the Hull corner for sure border monsters to hand.

Zanderfish3 - BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 10:17 AM

Exterminate.........!!!! Zanderfish3, your comments are unwelcome and unsolicited. And frankly, rude. Goodbye.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 10:23 AM

And Karen, what would we all do without you....? Comin for a sing on Sunday? Skippy too?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: KJ
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 10:44 AM

I wish I could come for a sing on Sunday but bum I'm working & will be listening to ickle babies cooing & gurgling....aaaaaah where's the vomit bowl. I will be requesting first sundays of the month off now, cos it's a cracking pub & a cracking session.I'll post you the hernia belt but it'll have to have a bio-hazard warning on it so the RM might not accept it!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: sweetfire
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 01:00 PM

I love you guys....you lot really make me laugh...
S'fire x

i will attending sess pete (don't get too excited will ya!) but very much doubt will be singing, cos, oh god what's that word again.....oh yeah, practice, of which i have done none so i will sound very shit.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: sweetfire
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 01:01 PM

Accompanied by my trusty guide dog 'Daddikins' of course....


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: KJ
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 02:49 PM

I shall have to stop skim-reading this thread because I'd previously missed Zanyflesh's extremely constuctive comments.Well boys & girls, slap our legs & anything else you care to (DOWN PETE!!!!)& we will all go away and create really interesting useful threads in the future. Suggestions anyone?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 02:55 PM

oooh yes KJ I would like it if people could come up with a list of instruments that they really would like to learn how to play (if anyone suggests real instruments they will be banned)e.g. the mongolian bum flute, the cross stung occorina (in f#)and the scottish keyed steel drum.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Noreen
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 03:05 PM

The hurdy gurdy pipes (bellows driven).


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 06:04 PM

zanderfish-just,get,lost,and,go,away.john
ps.youve,got,a,stupid,name,as,well.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 04 Jul 03 - 04:06 AM

That told him, jOhn.

Baritone Piccolo?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: KJ
Date: 04 Jul 03 - 04:15 AM

Tenor ulvula crushing forceps with mute


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: KJ
Date: 04 Jul 03 - 04:20 AM

Or the left-handed flexible plumbertool, guaranteed latex free.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 04 Jul 03 - 10:44 AM

I'll have three, please?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: KJ
Date: 04 Jul 03 - 02:21 PM

Three what? Hernia Belts? Who's boasting now!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 04 Jul 03 - 07:55 PM

I aluz thort that a hurnia wasn't summit to boast about but summat to complain abaaaat! I wouln't fancy having me guts drop into me Bo***x Sack for a game of cricket or even a bag o fish!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 04 Jul 03 - 09:04 PM

heloo,waht,all,this,is,aboot?
i,am,confused,again
and,i,dont,knoew,waht,yoo,on,about.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 04 Jul 03 - 10:37 PM

anywat,here,is,a,link,to,Mr-Watsons,othher,band=
www.mggreaves.com/andy_watson.htm
9least,it,would,be,if,my,keyboard,wasnt,busted)
mr-bassic,gave,me,a,keyboard,a,cupple,of,
days,ago.But,its,got,the,wrong,sort,of,plug,on,it
so,i,am,going,to,borroer,a,soldiering-iron
off,my,frend,called,monkeyface
then,when,i,am,sober,one,day,i,will,try,to,sort,it
or,i,will,ask,him,to,do,it-as,i,am,crap
at,stuff,like,that.john


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 04 Jul 03 - 10:47 PM

heloo,i,spleeled,other,wrong
is,that,how,you,spell,sober?,sobre?
9not,pissed)
ps,his,real,name,is,not,monkeyface,
we,just,call,him,that,becouse,he,looks,like,a,monkey
he,was,a,mechanic,
but,he,got,the,sack,for,nicking,stuff.
he,said,he,left,
but,he,is,a,lying,shit.
his,real,name,is,wane.
he,has,got,loads,of,tools
probly,nicked,em,the,thieving,git!
john


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 05 Jul 03 - 05:48 AM

????????????????????????????????????


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 05 Jul 03 - 07:06 AM

I had a friend called ferret face because he looked like a ferret!
I agree SP hernias are not a thing to boast about I don't know why Pete insists on pursuing this silliness!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Noreen
Date: 05 Jul 03 - 07:41 AM

Actually Karen I thought it was your latex-free tools that he wanted three of...


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 05 Jul 03 - 08:10 AM

I have been reliably informed that latex-free is far more comfortable & sensitive, that may be why he wants three tools!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: sweetfire
Date: 05 Jul 03 - 12:34 PM

I'm lost...why are they latex free??? What's the advantage? (if there is one that is )


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 05 Jul 03 - 01:19 PM

Some people have allergic reactions to latex SF. They grow horrible hairy hands & howl at the moon.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 05 Jul 03 - 01:23 PM

P.S I've got another one SP. Next week I will be mostly learning to play the tachypnoeic lung nose flute.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 05 Jul 03 - 02:23 PM

Brilliant I look forward to that can you get them in f#?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 05 Jul 03 - 02:43 PM

No but you can get them in G flat!!!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Les from Hull
Date: 05 Jul 03 - 03:38 PM

I will of course be attending Peter's world famous Sun Sesh, but sadly will be without the Fragrant One. She is taking the day off to watch Wombledon (it's some kind of balls contest, she informs me).


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 05 Jul 03 - 08:02 PM

Ah Life... its just a bowl of cornflakes, you wake up every morning and its there, you make the best of it that you can...................... okay can't remember any more. But by the bye those of you who were not at this evenings performance of PTH missed a reall treat, the job sharers were brilliant absoluely brilliant


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 06 Jul 03 - 05:36 AM

so were the other two (but that goes without saying). Pete's sesion this arta anyone?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Bassic
Date: 06 Jul 03 - 06:18 AM

The job sharers, thats Niki and Oakers..............Then there is Deano, Osson, Andy,.........."the other two"?...........Am I missing something SP or were they a man short last night? Maybe they moved about a lot on stage and you lost count? See you at the Sun this afternoon peeps.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 06 Jul 03 - 06:20 AM

Andy was double booked and as a result wasne there last night so no I hadn't lost count.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Raggytash
Date: 06 Jul 03 - 06:28 AM

Les, I've found a baby Tayloe at £150, Maggie interested? Please try and reply ASAP as it is someone at Cleckheckmondsedge festival


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Bassic
Date: 06 Jul 03 - 08:38 AM

Ahha!! That explains it then SP, did he have a note from his mum?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 06 Jul 03 - 10:52 AM

'snot fair, boo hoo, boo hoo , I'm at work & not in the Sun,
boo hoo,boo hoo,boo hoo,boo hoo,boo hoo,boo hoo,boo hoo


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 06 Jul 03 - 01:41 PM

oooooooh nobody's out there, weep,moan,wail. Everyone's having a good time at the good old Sun, being superbly directed by the latex-free DeanMeister & his Enormous Penis.
sob,sob,weep,wail,sob,boo-hoo,sob,sob,sob,weep,wail,sob,boo-hoo,sob,sob,sob,weep,wail,sob,boo-hoo,sob


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: sweetfire
Date: 07 Jul 03 - 03:21 AM

What's a baby Tayloe Raggy...?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Raggytash
Date: 07 Jul 03 - 04:34 AM

It's a small guitar, about half the size of a normal guitar, easy to carry, great for back packing etc .............an' Maggie is jealous cos me and MC Fat have both got little one's ...........guitars that is, minw is a Simon & Patrick Palour Guitar and MC's got a lovely little Epiphone Bluesmaster


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Raggytash
Date: 07 Jul 03 - 04:34 AM

and it should read Baby Taylor


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 07 Jul 03 - 04:37 AM

Thanks once again to all who attended the Sun Inn yesterday afternoon. It was a great mixed session, blues, pipes, songs, more pipes, fiddles, pipes again, more songs, and oh, did I mention the pipes?

Great day!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: sweetfire
Date: 07 Jul 03 - 05:23 AM

oh yesss, i remember now, ta Raggy.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 07 Jul 03 - 05:53 AM

Were there pipes at the session then Pete?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 07 Jul 03 - 05:57 AM

Funny you should mention it, John. There were indeed, and it was wonderful!!!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Noreen
Date: 07 Jul 03 - 07:12 AM

I could hear those pipes from here!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: sweetfire
Date: 07 Jul 03 - 08:35 AM

You must of had your ear plugs in john....


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Oaklet
Date: 07 Jul 03 - 08:35 AM

It was great watching Ossonflags only just being able to deal with 2 headstrong and insane fiddlers on Saturday. I had a milestone evening on Saturday, and a gobfull of free cake. Thanks guys and Nik. I am in Brazil again.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Les from Hull
Date: 07 Jul 03 - 11:09 AM

Yes an excellent session indeed.

Raggytash - I've sent you a pm about the Baby Taylor.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 07 Jul 03 - 07:19 PM

There were only two pipers and four sets of pipes I didnae need ma lug plugs!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: sweetfire
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 05:19 AM

SP - what are the pipes called that the other guy played...?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 05:28 AM

Uillean or Irish pipes - they consist of a chanter (wot he plays the tunes on) three drones (self explainatory) and three regulators (the things with all the keys on them)which he can play cords on or single notes that in concert with the drones make cords and can be used to provide a harmonic accompaniement. (Oops spelling). Here endeth the lesson sf.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: sweetfire
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 05:34 AM

they where bigger than yours.....hehehe


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 05:42 AM

Sweetfire,the other guy is called Dickie and the pipes he was playing are an Irish instrument called uillean pipes - pronounced uillean - sometimes known as union pipes after the "union" of sound they make.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 06:27 AM

Yes SF they were and as such require a hell of a lot more maintenance and cost twice as much they are also total bastards to play.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: sweetfire
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 07:00 AM

Mmmmm...so you wouldn't want those pipes then John?? lol

He seemed familiar...was he at Bev folk fess Osson...?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Noreen
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 07:12 AM

Is he the chap who was at Beverley and played in the food tent at 5am...??

He was very good :0)


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: zanderfish3 (inactive)
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 09:20 AM

" Is this the right room for an argument ? "


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Noreen
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 09:32 AM

Five minutes or the full half hour?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Noreen
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 09:40 AM

Oaklet's free, but he's a little bit concilliatory.

Try John from Hull.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Noreen
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 09:45 AM

If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another five
minutes.

(Had to get the 100th post! What's the prize?)


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 09:48 AM

A slice of cheese seems to be the prize of the moment Noreen


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Noreen
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 09:55 AM

Roquefort, perchance?
(Why, sp?)


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 11:24 AM

nah processed crap! because that is what has been handed out in the past.Or if you are really lucky a bulb of garlic.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: sweetfire
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 11:56 AM

Congratulations Noreen!! haha


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: ossonflags
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 12:21 PM

Yes sweetfire, he was at the festival but he wasnt the magic piper that enthraled us in the early hours of that sunday morn.Norreen.Dicky can usually be found in the company of John the harp and Chrissie, busking around the Beverley.

I see that unspeakable bounder zoomercrap1.5% has made an appearance again -dont encourage him Norreen!!!!!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: sweetfire
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 01:39 PM

Yeah does anybody know who that guy was...? He was really good. But don't worry SP, you still are fav. piper!!!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 05:16 PM

Why thank you honey (but I'm not worried). Dicky is an excellent piper we play different types of music so comparisons are futile (they are anyway)and I know that I am a competent piper, excellence will take a while longer (but I'm going to work at it and keep working at it untill old age and senility stops me - yes that would be about two months away then you sarky buggers!).


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: marthabees
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 09:55 PM

Gotta say, ladies and gents, that I have been totally confused and delightfully so as I - a PTH newby from the US - tried to figure out what this was all about.

Thanks for the lovely laughs. And I REALLY enjoyed the dialects I could hear in your postings.

And I REALLY wish I could have attended the playing. Did I get that right.... this was about a performance of some kind?

You are all such a riot! Can I tune in for the August 'event' and be just as enthralled??
Thanks loads,
Martha in Tallahassee - that's Florida -that's the US, where...lucky Floridians get to suffer with the Bush Boys...a governor AND a presidents. cough cough cough....


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 09 Jul 03 - 03:45 AM

Hello Martabees - glad you are enjoying our little corner of this alternative universe. Its fun and we like it! It can get a little confusing in 'ere. PTH play gigs which are advertised and often discussed in these threads and the rest of the time we are talking about sessions or just plain old fashioned utter rubbish. Mostly it is the later.

Oh and incedentaly I've heard a roooomor that our vertuoso bum flute player has started taking steroids so that he can hit those high notes better. Wonder what he was mostly playing last night? KJ?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Raggytash
Date: 09 Jul 03 - 03:55 AM

Martha, Take care near that Bridge


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 09 Jul 03 - 04:05 AM

Welcome aboard marthabees!!!!!

May I take this opportunity to remind all our loyal follower that Pthe h will be at the "Durty Nellies" this very Saturday, usual(pm start.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 09 Jul 03 - 04:11 AM

I,might,go,if,i'm,not,doing,nowt.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 09 Jul 03 - 04:26 AM

'fraid I won't be there to lend my ear this time Osson but have a good gig.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: sweetfire
Date: 09 Jul 03 - 04:45 AM

Im particulary gutted i can't get to your gig this sat Osson, the last one was fantastic....i have to babysit!
Wow....aren't i going to have a good time sat nite.....


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 09 Jul 03 - 04:48 AM

Can I come?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: KJ
Date: 09 Jul 03 - 04:51 AM

A power-assisted lipoplasty device probably SP.Anyone going to Goxhill? We don't want to be alone!! How ya doin SP?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 09 Jul 03 - 04:52 AM

yes deanie you can go but only if you behave yourself and drive that new brum brum with care and consideration for other road users. If you don't you will get lines!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 09 Jul 03 - 05:01 AM

May pop into Goxhill to say hello briefly. Think I will be attending Barton Bike Night on me shiny red Beast!! Would be a shame not to drop by if I do. What time will people be getting there?

I must not break the speed limit.
I must not break the speed limit.
I must not break the speed limit.
I must not break the speed limit.
I must not break the speed limit..........


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: sweetfire
Date: 09 Jul 03 - 05:33 AM

What happens in Goxhill...?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 09 Jul 03 - 05:50 AM

thank you john, for that torrential gush of enthusiasm and support.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 09 Jul 03 - 05:56 AM

Ti's a shame smallpipes and sweetfire you wont be there. I have a slight suspician that we may be in for an exhibition of Step dancing by the deaner and nikki.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 09 Jul 03 - 06:06 AM

Deanie we get there about 9.00pm. SF its a session. Ah I fear that Deanie needs a few more lessons in the step dancing (remedial classes I think)however it would be a laugh to see! Indeed it would!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,MR
Date: 09 Jul 03 - 08:16 AM

Goxhill (The Brocklesby Hunt pub)is a session, of sorts. It has been going on on a Wednesday night for the past 13 years. At times, it has been the only session in the whole of the world and was populated by every musician in the same. Many people have commenced or recommenced their musical activity there having always been met with support, encouragement and indifference in equal measure.

People travel from Sweden, the Scilly Isles and Barrow-on-Humber in order to be there. The Cara people and their manager are often in attendance but Oakley's violin sounds scratchier than normal in the peculiar acoustic environment. They (Cara)are currently rehearsing material for a second CD - of the planned 13 tracks, 12 are original and this includes three new songs.

The Goxhill session has never been the subject of advertising or promotion yet has endured for quite a long time. So something is probably right.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Noreen
Date: 09 Jul 03 - 11:44 AM

Hi MR
As one who has travelled from Lancashire to Goxhill (via a certain small dairy farm on the Humber's muddy banks), I can confirm that it exists.

And I had a lovely time there, thank you.

Will one of the tracks on this new Cara CD (which you just happenend to mention in passing but aren't plugging or anything, oh no) be of special interest to me perchance?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Oaklet
Date: 09 Jul 03 - 11:48 AM

Hi Sireen. One of the tracks will indeed be called "The Slippery Hand".


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: marthabees
Date: 09 Jul 03 - 12:50 PM

Raggytash - thanks for your cautionary words, but don't worry. I'm not in any danger of That Bridge. The bridge that Billie Joe McAlister jumped from was the TallahATCHEE bridge, not Tallahassee, and I believe that puts it in northern Mississippi, not Florida. I recently drove across what may have indeed been that bridge and it was in a very ahem....rural.... section of the world. Tallahassee is not rural. We even have cable modem which is my new standard of live worth living.

Best to all of you sillies,
Martha in Tallahassee (Florida-USA) where it actually snows a few flakes every year in spite of the press that is sent worldwide which is largely relevant to middle and south Florida.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Noreen
Date: 09 Jul 03 - 01:07 PM

Gee thanks, acorn dear :0)


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 09 Jul 03 - 04:04 PM

Aha, Penelope Rutledge is Foursquare is MR. See how the leopard changes its metaphors.

I am in Sweden.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 09 Jul 03 - 05:19 PM

hEloo,George,
waht,you,doing,in,sweeden,for,then?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 09 Jul 03 - 05:21 PM

ps,and,say,heloo,to,Abba,if,yoo,see,them.john


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Raggytash
Date: 09 Jul 03 - 07:38 PM

Ooops Geography was never a stong point .........come to think of it neither was Latin, Physics, Chemistry, biology ....no I had a certain affinity with human biology ...........Maths, French ....


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 09 Jul 03 - 08:06 PM

Oakley (contary to popular belief) is in china not Brazil and Skipjack was in Singapore not Sweeden (I saw him in Raffles sipping Singapore slings with women of negotiable vertue just 12 hours ago).


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 10 Jul 03 - 04:15 AM

You didn't let anybody sing at your seisun did ya...?>? lol. Just bin reading all that bollox on the session thread. Thanks for the mention, Noreen!

Well, myself and Mrs DeMister went to Barton last night, but after 45 minutes of queueing with several thousand other bikes my testicles were about at boiling point, Mrs Demister was thoroughly miserable and we were still only at the top of the bloody hill! So we turned around, rode back to Beverley and had a thoroughly civilised pint outside Nellies. Hence my non-appearance at Goxhill.

The best laid plans of mice and men....


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 10 Jul 03 - 05:18 AM

Don't u mean virtue, John?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 10 Jul 03 - 05:29 AM

nah mate I know what I meant! Singing at the mixed session at Goxhill whey aye man o course thur wuz!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 10 Jul 03 - 06:26 AM

Splendid..!! Can I take the trouble to enquire which of the lunatic fiddlers will be joining us at Durty Nellies on Saturday night? The small hairy mad one, or the divine sacred loony one?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 10 Jul 03 - 06:49 AM

Well since you are picking her up in your brand new brum brum, that would be the divine, scared, loony one then wouldn't it me bhouy!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Noreen
Date: 10 Jul 03 - 06:53 AM

You're welcome, O Meister- always keen to spread you fame to a wider audience :0)


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 10 Jul 03 - 07:20 AM

Awwww fanks, Nozzer! And John, I know I'd said I would pick Nikki up, but it occurred to me that I wasn't actually sure if she was playing!! What a plonker....


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: ossonflags
Date: 10 Jul 03 - 10:48 AM

I am pretty sureI shall be the singer that night.Can't think what category of madness,loony,hairy, divine or sacred i would come under.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 10 Jul 03 - 10:57 AM

All of the above?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 10 Jul 03 - 12:40 PM

Hi people.My burfday is next week & we're having a bash at our hoose on the dark side (Barton) on 18th July. All are cordially invited to bring themselves, their instruments/voices/ears,lots of drink & a sleeping bag if anyone wants to crash on the floor. If you fancy it PM me & we'll let you know address & directions.
PS if the weather's OK & someone is sober enough to cook we'll probably have a BBQ too.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: ossonflags
Date: 10 Jul 03 - 01:35 PM

Would love to have come k but I will be in Tolpuddle then.Any way have a good 'un and Happy Birthday.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Noreen
Date: 10 Jul 03 - 02:27 PM

Thanks Karen, sounds wonderful! But I'll be helping to run a 'Singing Together' workshop (all those songs you remember learning at school? If you're of a certain age. S'fire, I'll tell you about it sometime!)that evening to open Saddleworth festival.

Can't you move your birthday to the Thursday? I could come then!

HBia.
x


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Bassic
Date: 10 Jul 03 - 03:20 PM

Noreen, was that the programme where all the songs started with the presenter singing ONE,TWO,THREE........... And then the notes lit up on the caption?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Les from Hull
Date: 10 Jul 03 - 03:25 PM

Are you on drugs, Bassic?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Bassic
Date: 10 Jul 03 - 03:58 PM

Not now but maybe I was then, I was a very "happy" child :-)


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Jul 03 - 04:27 PM

heloo,dont,taking,drugs,drugs,are,bad.john


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Noreen
Date: 10 Jul 03 - 07:18 PM

Was before TV, Bassic (how old are YOU pretending to be???)

Little booklets accompanying radio programmes- do you remember the big 3ft square radio with a large circular speaker in the middle that was wheeled into the classroom?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 02:25 AM

I hated that programme. I used to sit there and think this is stupid stuff why can't they do proper songs! And that bloody woman's voice patronising cow! (and) What do they think we are KIDS! (I was 5 or 6 at the time!)


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 03:44 AM

Was this before t'internet?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Oaklet
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 04:07 AM

I have developed rickets and thus I have difficulty operating my mangle, but my nets are whiter than Mrs Drinkall's from number 21. Gotta go, the fellow has just arrived with the new accumulator for my crystal set.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 04:25 AM

OAKLEY STOP TAKING THE YELLOW ONES! ITS THE BLUE ONE'S YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON NOW. I don't know how many time we've told him (poor bhouy).


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: sweetfire
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 01:18 PM

I look forward to hearing all about it sometime Noreen!!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 03:29 AM

Have a good gig tonight Boys and Girl. I'll be thinking of you.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 11:51 AM

Thanks for that John, I hope we can repeat the last performance there.
I am certainly up for it!!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: KJ
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 02:23 PM

Long and hard have I avoided becomming embroiled in this futile curcumnavigation of alternative thought patterns, but alas I can no longer resist. Please be informed that next tuesday I will be mostly playing the missing arm from a window cleaner and the wee wifey is having a birthday bash on friday the 18th all invited C.T.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Bassic
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 02:34 PM

Ah ha CT!! If you have found it then it cant be missing! Can it!
But seriously, if you have found the missing arm of a window cleaner then I will ask my window cleaner when he comes here on Monday if he has lost one. Hope this helps.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Noreen
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 07:12 PM

Is it that CT????
(We've got him now, chaps!)


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 09:30 PM

for no reason other than to bring this installment to the top. hello peeps


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 09:40 PM

who,are,you,GUESt?,are,you,local?
anyway=why,do,Brough,people,always,order,thier,curry,late?
they,think,they,bloody,great,just,cos,they,live,in,Brough!
basturds.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Oaklet
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 03:30 AM

It was Colin Thompson.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Raggytash
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 04:04 AM

What Colin Thompson is a one armed window cleaner, Great, I'll apply for the job ..........always wanted to be a wringer out for a one armed window cleaner


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 04:11 AM

Hello,i,have,just,woke,up,and,my,head,has,hanging,off.
now,i,have,got,a,big,pane,in,my,neck.
i,will,have,some,rice,crispies,now.
its,a,nice,,day.
good,morning.john


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 04:17 AM

ps.there,not,proper,rice-crispies,
they,are,from,asda,its,cheeper.john


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: KJ
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 06:56 AM

John, don't eat the rice crispies!!! If your head's hanging off they won't go down into your tummy,they'll spill out onto the floor & then all the ants for miles around will come for a free lunch.It WAS Colin Thompson by the way!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Oaklet
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 07:05 AM

Just thought I'd let you know that the bloke next door (2 doors away from Mrs Drinkall at no 21) is making a full size replica of the Hindenburg out of old toothbrushes.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Noreen
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 07:54 AM

Will it fly?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 08:37 AM

and will our smiles be whiter when it does?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: KJ
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 09:31 AM

You could use the methane from the coos to fill it.Will you be piloting Oaklet?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 10:31 AM

J9h0n
Maybe the one-armed window-cleaner could sort out the big pane in your neck!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Noreen
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 01:31 PM

That might produce interesting effects, Karen, but I seem to remember that methane is heavier than air so this toothbrush construction would never get off the ground.

Shame- seemed so promising otherwise


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: KJ
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 02:25 PM

It could sort of pootle along the ground with Oakley at the helm wearing his pilots uniform & an attitude of derring-do - & the toothbrushes could clean the road. I hope jOhn's head is fixed back on.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Oaklet
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 02:31 PM

For God's sake, this is a music site, set up for those with an interest in folk music in order that it can be used as a resourse. To rescue the job, I'd like to pose a musical question if that's ok with you lot:

Does anyone know how to remove ketchup stains from a dulcimer?

There.

Or should I start a new thread?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: KJ
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 06:42 PM

Simple; 1) Soak overnight in cold water
       2) Rub in well the white of an egg in half a pint of guiness
       3) Soak overnight
       4) Wipe with a vinegar soaked soft cotton cloth
       5) Soak overnight
       6) Wash on the synthetics cycle of wahing machine
       7) Leave to dry for 48 hours
       8) Bring back the original sheen with a nut oil
       9) Don't play the dulcimer whilst drinking a bottle of
          tomato ketchup!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 10:09 PM

hEloo,i,dident,ex-plane,it,properley=
i,woke,up,and,my,hed,was,hanging,off,the,edge,of,the,bed
it,still,hurts,in,my,neck
i,think,it's.a,trapped,nerbe,or,something.
i,wont,go,to,doctors,though,as,he,is,crap=
he,dident,fix,my,ear,he,saidd,2,theres,nowt,rong,with,it"
BUT,i,been,deaf,in,my,ear,for,ages-
this,shuold,be,in,my,doctor,notes,
i,bet,he,just,couldent,be,arsed,to,read,them!
I,thought,about,sooing,him,but,i,cant,be,arsed.
anyway,my,house,smells,of,dead,animals=
i,think,its,the,hot,weather,why.

KJ-are,you,the,singing,womun,from,the,sloup?
if,so,i,like,that,song,called,Nancy's-Pane
its,really,good,you,should,put,it,on,your,next,cd
i,would,by,it,straight,away.
ps,my,doctor,is,scottish,,he,called,Dr,Macfee
9im,not,sure,if,thats,hoe,yoo,spell,it
it,might,be,Mcphee,not,sure.
but,if,he,is,not,bothered,about,my,ear,
why,doesent,he,piss,off,back,to,scotland,then?
im,noy,even,going,to,put,allegidley,because,its,troo
you,can,ask,him,if,youi,like.john


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 10:15 PM

ps,he,just,looked,at,my,ear,with,a,little,torch,thing.
any,body,could,do,that!
i,bet,he,got,5,quid,for,that,.
[i,heard,that,doctors,get,5,quid,every,time,they,look,at,you
bloody,rip,off.]
so,now,i,decided,=even,if,i,get,really,ill
i,wont,go.
its,a,big,con.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 10:43 PM


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 11:02 PM

hello,i,put,sumethhing,jhere.,but,its,gone
i,not,sure,if,i,perrsed,,the,wrong,bitton,button
or,it,get,delted,
im'm,a,bit,piissed,[so,i,cant,rember,awaht,i,put]
maybe,i,put",dr,macfeehepie,is,an,srsholre"/
?"?,if,i,puy,that,i,think,it,might,get,delted,again,i,dont,know
if,you,see,amy,emty,messages,,from,me,then,thsts,why.
.john


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 11:08 PM

dr,macfee,is,crap,at,looking,at,ears,
and,doesent,bothered,about,ears,etc.
he,probly,int,a,proper,doctor,as,well.
singed,-your'es,faithfully,etc
john,evans,9john,from,hull}


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 01:47 AM

ps.it,dd,get,detleted[penemazul9jeff[9just,told,me[[
ps,and,what,about,the,mhunman,mrights,mact,thrn
[freeedoum,of,expruson,etc]

anyway=nanys,pane.goes,like,this=
2,and,everywere,i,wonderr,
der,de.der,der.,der,de.der
der,de,der,de,derlly.der,nancy's,pane.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 02:02 AM

anyway-I,took,my,giutar
i,am,really,skinty,now,so,i,took,my,guitar,to,cash,converterss
and,they,said,20.quid.
i,said",piss,off.,this,is,200,quid,guitar,you,talking,about!
and,i,ask,about,borring,money,with,my.,guitar,as,a.deposit
they,only,lend,me,20,quid!,
i,walkied,out,and,sead,piss,of,-you,dont,knoew,about,guitars.
cash,conbersters,is,ma,big,rip,off.
i,sooner,sell,it,to,one,of,my,frends,or,somebobey,that,played,it
like,pete,or,harpmaketr,or,smallpliers
ps,its,a.,good,guitar,and,they,all,played,it
i,only,sell,it,cos,,.,im,skint,
but,if,you,saay,20,qwuid,then,piss,off,!.-0(
musyt,be,at,least,50,qwuid,9.its,200.quid,in,the,guitar,ship}
so,dont,bloody,try,to,rip,me,,off,the,n,.john


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 02:10 AM

if,you,loke,to,buymmy,guiiitar,them,just,tell,me
if,you,give,more,thane,100,quid,then,i,give,10,to,mudcat,pimgivem,,it,to,bull,sabels,in,cash,[banjk,smare,a,big,rip,off[.
you,shoukde,give,me,mimiuimum,50,quid,
any,lees,hen,that=you,can,fuick,off.
its,a,good,guitar,
you,can,seee.it.or,ring,me,up-
348448
.john


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 02:19 AM

der,de,der,de,derldy,der,de.nancy's,pane
9louder),derl,de,derl,di,de,di.de,nancy's,pane.

nicew,s9ong[theymshuldptuiung,iymomtheyr,necxyt,cd,.john.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 03:00 AM

anyway-i,goy,anidea,[no,auctionmor,shit,lijke,that,=
just,gibe,mudcsat,10quid,
and,give,me,some,guitar,money
then,eberym,bodymhappy].
you,can,see,it,amd,even,play,it,if,yoo,like
just,ring,me,up=348448

but,if,you,try,to,rip,me,off,
just.wathch,it,then
[i,useed,to,do,boxing,in,the,army
[it,was,callled,milling,then]
i,think,that,colin,thomsom,been,imn,army,as,,wwell
probly,a,boxer,i,doint,knoew,really]

anyway,one,day,i,had,a,fight.,9boxing,match]
with,them,CSM,[sergeant,grice],I,busted,his,face,big,style!
he,thought,he,would,show,me,how.,to."mill"
he,said,",i,was,just,warmin,up"
i,said,"warming,up,me,arse,yer,full,of,shit"
ps,CSM=Cumpany,sergeant,major."

anyway,i,was,sposed,to,win,a,trophy,But]
i,never,got,it,for,d
some,reason,or,other
another,fuicking,con=you,can,
beat,up,who,yoi,like,unless,he's,a.rank,or,so,above,you
them,its,called,a,draw!

anyone,fancy,a,scrap?
we,go,halves,on,the,trophy,and,50quid,in,the,pot.john.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 03:13 AM

Having,a,quick,look,around=
I,reckon,the,nearest,ones,are,[probly]
Oaklet,raggytash,and,Skipjack
ie,nearest,ones,to,my,fighting-weight.
we,could,raise,some,,money,for.,the-
disadvantedged-hamster,society,of,great,brittain
or,simialer,waht,you,think?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 03:21 AM

i'm.,not,worrroied,about,mr,oaklet9
i,recon,he's,all,piss,and,wind]
but,them,other,2,are,a,bit,taller,than,me
so,we'lll,haf,to,sew.,how,it,goies


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 03:44 AM


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: sweetfire
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 04:08 AM

mmmm...well, ok then john...i think choosing the disadvantaged hamster society of GB is a fantastis idea john....but never judge a book by it's cover; Oaky is alot more dangeous than he looks!!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Noreen
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 04:36 AM

Hope you fel better when you wake up, jOhn.

I agree though, Nancy's pane should go on your next CD, KJ.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 05:17 AM

What sort of Pane do you think Nancy has, anyway? Did she wake up with her head hanging off, too?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Oaklet
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 05:20 AM

I think that jOhn had a turbulent night. Piss and wind indeed! He is a cheeky fellow and make no mistake. KJ, I am out of nut oil. I used it in a mad, solitary buffing session last week. What I shine I got, though.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 08:18 AM

The reason I wasn't at this satrday's PTH gig was because I was at the Rothbury Traditional Music Festival (in Northumberland) where I took part in the Lowland (Border) piping competition. (I promised Sue I would enter before she died). Bearing in mind that I have been playing Border pipes for 5 weeks I am happy to anounce that I came second! I was beaten by Mat Seatle a verteran piper and professional musician.

I'm realy quite pleased with myself!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 10:21 AM

Well done me auld mucker!!!!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Noreen
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 11:49 AM

Congrats, sp- Sue would be delighted!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Oaklet
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 12:01 PM

Well done, mate!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Willa
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 12:07 PM

Well done, indeed, John.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 12:23 PM

Thank you.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Noreen
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 04:56 PM

jOhn's not surfaced yet- p'raps his head really was hanging off and he'd not noticed?

Could explain a lot


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Noreen
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 05:00 PM

Yee-hah! 200th post too!






Oo!

Noreen


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 03:00 AM

Nobody likes a smart arse, Nozzer...!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: KJ
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 04:53 AM

Oaklet. This indeed is a musical site! A word of warning to all and sundry who wish to modulate, avoid using the chord on the flattened supertonic, it can cause boils, especially on Tuesday nights.C.T.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,Skipjack K8
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 04:59 AM

And speaking of Tuesday nights, has Uday come up with any grub yet. Will venture forth tonight, and see, after I have tarried an hour under the spell of Mrs Dawson. The ayatollah tells me that Uday has ideas about lodging diners in our room. Why is food the pox of decent pubs? Dudgeon of significant altitude may be required.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Noreen
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 05:53 AM

BS: Skipjack's Hello on Radio2

(Raspberries to the DeanMeister)


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: sweetfire
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 07:02 AM

Any body going to Nellies tonight...?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Raggytash
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 08:03 AM

Mr Thompson hasn't come bck to me to tell me if my application for the position of "wringer out" in his window cleaning business was successful or not. Do you think I should push the matter further.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 12:01 PM

We have another piper coming to the slop tonight so pipeophobiacs be warned!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 07:42 PM

A terrific session in the Slop tonight with massed icing bags and lunatic fiddlers.

However, Uday has jacked the beer up 30p a pint, and has given us a week's notice to find a new home. He is rather conveniently diverting his 30ps, and complaining that he can't afford the £200 PEL.

So next week is the last Slop session for the foreseeable future. It would be braw to make it a big one, but perhaps we should all buy a half pint and nurse it all night. I don't see why we should line Uday's pockets when he's giving us the heave-ho.

The ayatollah is looking into moving the session to the Queen's in Barton, but that looks like a Monday night. I will make some enquiries at the Haven Inn, Barrow, where the new landpeople have shown interest. Ironically, that is where Uday moved from..........


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 08:18 PM

Waht,an,arsehole!
£200,works,out,less,than,4pounds,a,week!
he,must,be,making,more,than,that,in,prifit,from,the,session.
i,only,been,going,to,the,sloop,for,probly,les,than,a,year
but,its,probly,the,best,session,there,is,around,here.
you,can,tell,that,anyway,as,loads,of,the,people,going
go,from,far,away,and,that,proves,it.

anyway,i,reckon,he,is,just,naking,excuses,
200,quid,is,not,all,that,much,for,a,pub,to,spenf
to,keep,all,the,music,people,going,and,spendinnf,there,money.
he,sounds,like,a,ttal,arseole
and,serves,him,right,if,the,pub,
goes,quiet,and,bankruopt.john


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 08:23 PM

i,will,play,the,lottery,tomorow,
and,if,i,win,I,Will,buy,the,Slop,and,sack,him
and,all,them,usic,people,will,be,welcome
and,first,night=free,bears
after,that=1pound,each.
i,hope,i,win.john


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: ossonflags
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 02:34 AM

I did win the lottery this week but will not be buying the sloop or any other hostelry,as twa's only ten pounds between three hundred and sixty of us.

P the H will be at "The Foresters" in Beverley tomorrer(thurs) usual( start - and, yes peter you can come.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: sweetfire
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 04:47 AM

Where is the Slop?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: ossonflags
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 04:48 AM

Any of you lot going to tolpuddle this weekend?Got room for a couple in the punchmobile.Judging by an earlier thread there will only be me, shambles and leadfingers going!!!!!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,Skipjack K8
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 05:35 AM

The Slop, sweetfart, is in the former Peoples Republic of South Humberside, nestling under the Lincolnshire Wolds, lapped by the playful tides of the Humber, in the quaint historic market town of Barton Upon Humber


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 05:40 AM

Really? Thanks Mick. But I'll have to check my diary.

S'fire, the Slop is not really called the Slop, and its in Barton on Humber. Shame to lose that session after all the bruhaha recently. Oh well, I'm sure you'll find a new home. Good luck Chaps. I shall not attend last slop do on principle, but will assist in making the first at the new venue a lively affair!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 05:42 AM

SWEETFART!!!!! She's not gonna like that, Greg...!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: sweetfire
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 06:20 AM

Thanks for the info Skiptwat...


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,Skiptwat
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 09:05 AM

Charmed!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 10:57 AM

Dear Sweetfart and Skiptwat having had to endure from both of you various corruptions of my user name I think that you should accept these new names with the grace and favour suited to people of your high standing and accept the fact that it is infact an honor to have your names corrupted in such a way.
Love
Lars Pimple


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Raggytash
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 11:23 AM

Have a care Palm Pliers, with a name that is also an anagram for "A SPERM PIll" I feel you may be at a disadvantage


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Noreen
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 11:37 AM

To paraphrse Mr Wilde:
There is only one thing worse than having your user name corrupted, and that is











NOT having your user name corrupted.

Sireen


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 12:41 PM

I wish I had said that norreen...........


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 12:51 PM

So Raggy are you implying that I'm a stud!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Raggytash
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 03:42 PM

What ! A small brass tack for holding upholstery on chairs, perish the thought


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Noreen
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 03:46 PM

Ah you will, Mick, you will!

(Who wrote this script???!)


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Raggytash
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 07:01 PM

Who, Pray tell, is Mick ..............Ah Ossenflags, a case of .........mistaken identity


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 12:58 AM

aNyway=What,did,Jesus,do,for,a,living?
I,know,his,dad,called,Joseph,was,a,joiner
and,his,mam,was,a,housewife/virgin
but,what,did,he,do?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 01:04 AM

ps,I,know,he,helped,people,etc
I,was,just,wondering,what,he,put,on,his,passport-forms.
if,he,put=
Name=Jesus
Occupation=Son-of-God
they,might,think,he,was,showing,off,a,bit.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 01:12 AM

I,reckon,he,was,a,bit,of,a,jack-of-all-trades,
first-aider/medic[helping,the,sick,etc]
chef,[feeding,5000]
barman[turn,water,to,wine,etc]
bouncer/door-supervisor[kicking,the,bad,guys,out,of,temples]


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 01:19 AM

Didnt,he,have,a,go,at,farming,for,a,while,as,well?
{growing,veg,etc],or,was,that,his,brother?

Ps,i,bought,some,baked-beings,from,Aldi.
they,are,rubbish,they,taste,of,plastic
and,the,sauce,is,too,runny
and,soaks,right,into,the,toast.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: ossonflags
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 02:06 AM

I love you John and I want to have your babies.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: ossonflags
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 02:23 AM

Last chance to see the infamouse Punch the Horse for a few weeks.Playing at the "Foresters" in Beverley tonight(start0 Come early to avoid dissapointment.My spies tell me we are in for a packed night.
Charabang loads coming from Hull and district.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 02:26 AM

Mick-I,havent,got,any,babies
if,i,did,you,woulld,be,welcome,to,them
babies,are,rubbish,they,cry,all,the,time
and,they,are,boring.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 02:29 AM

youi,can,have,some,Aldi,baked-beings,instead
but,they,are,crap,9realy,runny,and,taste,of,plastic0
aldi,is,rubbish,i,wil,go,to,asda,next,time.john


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 04:55 AM

I have checked my diary and, yes, I believe I'll be able to make it to the Foresters tonight. Looking forward to it, its a nice atmosphere in there when there's a few in.

KJ, can u pm me directions to your shindig on Friday? Never been to your house. Myself and Mrs DeMister may well put in an appearance, if thats ok?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 05:34 AM

I AM ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The fooking stupid bastards who work for local gov are shits!
Here's the tale.. I am on long term sick (stress related) and get an income of £64.35 per week (woopie) my rent on my flat is £74.59 per week they were paying it for me so that was nice and I was getting along ok. Now they've decided that they are paying me too much and have reduced my housing benefit by £21.22 per week leaving me with £43.13 to live on!!!!!!!! (sorry to go on about this here but it is music related in that I will no longer be able to afford to go to sessions)

So tonight may well be the last PTH gig I go to for a while.

Know anyboby who will pay me for my body?

Local Gov bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 05:56 AM

John-Contact,DRAS.
Get,an,appeal,in,at,Kenworthy,House,ASAP
and,if,you,have,one,get,your,
CPN/Keyworker,on,the,case.

There,is,a,minimum,amount,that,you,should,get,to,live,on
i,m,not,sure,exactly,but,im,almost,certain,its,around
£55.a,week
Also,contact,Sharon-Harvey
(she,is,a,laywer,that,specialises,in,benefit,problems)
I,dont,have,her,number,to,hand,
but,she,can,be,contacted,through,Max-Gold
it,wont,cost,you,anything,to,see,her,its,free.
get,on,to,them,today,the,sooner,the,better.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 06:03 AM

Top advice, jOhn.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 06:05 AM

And Lars, No.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 06:11 AM

Cheers jOhn

I've launched an appeal (did it straight away) phoned the buggers up and gave them hell. Emailed them straight after with the details of my appeal. Do you know what they said.... They can't do anything because decisions are made by an independant assessor who has visited the property and made calculations based on the size of the flat and the area it is in! No bastard has ever visited this flat thats for sure! However they will look at my appeal and consider it within the next 6 weeks, meanwhile I can apply for Income support. These people clearly have no idea about how additional stress like this can set a persons recovery back by months! Fooking bastards!

Anyway Sorry to go on about this here but I just had to sound off!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 06:13 AM

Deanie; no what?
Lars


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 06:16 AM

John-Max-Gold=01482-224900
I,can,definetley,reccomend,both,Max,and,Sharon.
Max,represented,me,the,last,time,the,Council-Tax,bastards
tried,to,lock,me,up.
I,used,to,claim,dole,during,the,summer,as,the,work,I,do,is,seasonal.
but,as,I,also,do,short-contract,work
i,decided,it,just,isn't,worth,the,hassle!
I,no,longer,claim,any,state,benefits,
but,know,from,experience,that,the,housing-benefit,people
are,absolutely,blody,useless,and,work,at,a,snails,pace.

Until,you,get,the,situation,sorted,it,is,worth,contacting,
all,companys,you,owe,money,to[loans,credit,cards,etc]
explain,the,problem,to,them,and,ask,them,tofreeze,the,interest
and,offer,them,couple,of,quid,a,week,etc.
good,luck.john


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 06:18 AM

I don't know anybody who will pay for your body.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 06:21 AM

Once again thanks for the advice jOhn - I've done that. I'm waiting on a reply from the bugers at East riding.

Deanie dammn!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 06:31 AM

Yep,sounds,familiar,John!
it,looks,like,they,are,trying,to,say,your,rent,is
exissivley,expensive.
They,tried,this,with,me,a,few,years,ago,
luckily,one,of,my,mates,is,a,Chartered-Surveyor!
it,still,took,me,about,3,months,to,get,it,sorted,though.
Your,rent,does,not,sound,exessive,[going,rate,is,about
£300pcm]
it,will,almost,,certainly,get,sorted,out,and,you,will,eventually
get,all,the,money,you,are,owed.
its,just,all,the,buearocracy,and,bullshit,that,you,dont,need
ie,having,to,claim,income,support,to,make,your,money,up,to
the,£55,or,whatever,it,is,nowadays.

Anyway,surely,all,this,bullshit,must,cost,them,a,lot,extra
to,administer,the,benefits?
If,these,bastards,got,their,acts,together,they,could,pay,
everybody,on,benefit,a,few,pound,extra.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 10:43 AM

Roll on tonight....


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 18 Jul 03 - 05:09 AM

Well that was a canny gig!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 18 Jul 03 - 05:36 AM

Thanks John. I had a nice evening, though was a tad inebriated when I got home! Did I behave?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 18 Jul 03 - 05:39 AM

Impecably my good man I was proud of you. And summit else I would just like to say you are an exceptional guitarist. I mean I've known for a while that you are good but listening to you last night - the stuff you were playing when Nikki and I arrived and the stuff you did in the interval....man that was good!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 18 Jul 03 - 05:42 AM

wow.....thanks dude x


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: ossonflags
Date: 18 Jul 03 - 05:55 AM

" fairwell to my familly, 'tis now I must leave you".................


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 18 Jul 03 - 06:21 AM

And you can't break the oath of a Tolpuddle man! Have a good one, Michael.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 18 Jul 03 - 06:21 AM

Have a great time at Tolpuddle Osson


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 19 Jul 03 - 06:03 AM


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 19 Jul 03 - 07:23 AM

oops


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: KJ
Date: 19 Jul 03 - 03:55 PM

Hic...! Good night last night folks, thanks for coming. Next week I will be mostly practising how to stay sober, but this weekend....................


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: KJ
Date: 19 Jul 03 - 04:05 PM

I've had to come & share this with you. We're in that sort of chilling,twilight mood, sitting outside watching the swifts & martins soaring in the sky with the sun glinting off their wings, listening to Oakley's 2nd of May......can life ever be better?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 19 Jul 03 - 04:24 PM

Niknak sez coooooooeeeeeeeeee!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 04:14 AM

Well hellooooo Nik Nak..!! xx

And KJ, that was a lovely evening. Many thanks for that. Rachel and Steph had a really nice time too. Will let u know when we can return the hospitality.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Noreen
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 07:53 AM

Thanks for sharing that, Karen... :0)


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: ossonflags
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 09:27 AM

Mrs Ossonflags got attacked by a ladies cludgie on the campsite and is now an intresting shade of blue.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Noreen
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 09:40 AM

a ladies cludgie ?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 21 Jul 03 - 09:46 AM

Mick-Wahts,a,cludgie?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 22 Jul 03 - 03:39 AM

It is a toilet,john.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Raggytash
Date: 22 Jul 03 - 06:44 AM

Mr Ossenflags my old mucker, perchance you will be imbibing some liquid refreshment in Butlers Beer Boutique & Emporium this forthcoming weekend 25/26/27th


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Raggytash
Date: 22 Jul 03 - 06:47 AM

Did you realise that Ossonflags is an anagram of LASS OF SONG ...........strange but true


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Oaklet
Date: 22 Jul 03 - 07:03 AM

And .his real name is an anagram of "Grimy Crack"


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 22 Jul 03 - 08:40 AM

In the likelyhood that I will be unable to attend the Sloop, I will attempt to bring the lovely Rachel DeMister to see whats she's been missing in Goxhill tomorrow. Can I have a show of hands please? Who's coming?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: ossonflags
Date: 22 Jul 03 - 09:28 AM

A leaky dove should be very careful when he talks gllbly about grimy cracks.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: ossonflags
Date: 22 Jul 03 - 09:35 AM

Sorry sick fiance, will be in the Dingle Kerry then.But I will, I will, I will be at the fest.See you then for fun, bear9hoi and japes and that.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: ossonflags
Date: 22 Jul 03 - 10:34 AM

Hopefully, I shall be at the Sloop tonight with the blue Mrs Loss of nags.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,Skipjack K8
Date: 22 Jul 03 - 11:14 AM

My, my, that husband of mine is diverse. Just seen a pair of spectacles to wear on the velocipede, advertised at his website, www.oakley.com descibed as a snip at £139. It's the unobtainium ear socks and the plutonite lenses that make them so reassuringly expensive.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Raggytash
Date: 22 Jul 03 - 11:19 AM

MICHAEL !!!!!

You must go to Nora Murphys Bar at Brandon, it has to be the most wonderfully located Bar in the WORLD. Go over the Connor Pass, hang a left at the bottom through Cloghane follow the road towards Brandon Point and you come to Brandon, a little road goes off to the right and takes you down to a small quay and the Bar. It is run by Mary & Patrick Murphy (Patrick is the son of the late Nora)
It is a very simple bar, fire place at one end of a single room with a uneven floor and bar at the other. Mary is the most generous lovely woman you could wish to meet, she is an absolute Angel. If you go tell them you know us or mention "The Mad Buggers" I am sure you will be treated as long lost cousins.
Then come back and tell me if you know of a bar in a better spot, 3000ft mountains to 2 sides, a glorious spread of sandy estuary, the Bay of Tralee in the front of you with the Magherees in the distance and the wild Atlantic to finish of the picture.
Paradise on Earth


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Willa
Date: 22 Jul 03 - 03:37 PM

No,no, no, oaklet, you've missed out some letters!
It's Mr Y Gimcrack


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 23 Jul 03 - 03:21 AM

Dead on Raggy!!!! It is indeed a splendid hostelry.Have paid it many a visit in the twenty seven years or so I have been going to that magic peninsula.Was there April of this year.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 23 Jul 03 - 06:21 AM

For anybody who's interested, Sunday 3rd of August will be the 60th First Sunday of the Month Session/Singaround at the Sun Inn in Beverley. I started this session five years ago at Nellies following the Festival, with a view to continuing the Festival feel once a month throughout the year. It is, I believe, the best attended afternoon of song, music, and beer for many miles around, and has been visited by people from all over the UK.

It has been successful in it's aim, and I have thoroughly enjoyed it, indeed I'm very proud of it. I have decided that after the next one, I am retiring as m/c, to hand the mantle over to somebody else to keep it live for the next five years. I have suggested ossonflags, and he would be proud to, though we will discuss this with everybody who attends the next session.

I would be extremely happy and chuffed if my last afternoon as the gaffer could be attended by as many of you as possible to make it a memorable occasion. I have met many fine singers and musicians in the past at this session, indeed made many long lasting friends. I hope to see you there. Perhaps the McPhat Boy himself may fancy an appearance?

The session, as always, will commence at 2pm and run till about 6/7pm.

Keep the Music playing, my friends.

Pete.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Les from Hull
Date: 23 Jul 03 - 09:35 AM

I think that everyone owes a big debt of gratitude to Mister De Mister and to his session which has consistantly drawn together many different styles of music and even got singers and tune players to sit in the same room and enjoy each others' company and music (gasp!). It's true that it's an incredibly well-attended session, drawing quality singers and players from around the country (and beyond), and encouraging those who are new to singing or playing.

We'll have a word with the large Scotsman this weekend and see if he's free (or at least reasonably inexpensive).

Here's to the next five years. I trust you'll still be attending, Pete.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 23 Jul 03 - 11:22 AM

I will indeed be still attending, and I sincerely hope that everybody else will too. I would be very sad if that did not occur. But I won't feel obliged to be there every month all afternoon.

And thanks for the kind words, Les. I hope the tune meisters as well as the singers continue to keep this a great session for many years to come.

And yeah, I would love it if the big boy could attend.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: sweetfire
Date: 23 Jul 03 - 04:28 PM

Awww,can't believe your last sess is next weekend....and i'm in god-damn London aswell!!

Thankyou for many great afternoons Pete, your session has introduced me to many wonderful people aswell as encouraging me to sing.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Noreen
Date: 23 Jul 03 - 06:24 PM

I shall do my very best to attend... after all it is the end of an era.

In years to come people will say "Do you remember when....?"


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 24 Jul 03 - 12:36 AM

I should like to extend my special thanks to Peter for his commitment and hard work to our Sunday session over the last five years.
His boundless enthusiasm, charm and undoubted musical ability will indeed be a hard act to follow.

We have broken a few barriers over the years regarding the singers versus musicians scenario. This has become, with everyone's input, what a good musical gathering should be, a proper mixture of song, music, joining in and not least respect for others and encouragement for young people who are just starting out.

Peter has asked me to MC the session for the future and I told him I would be proud and flattered to do it. However, I would appreciate your comments, support or otherwise on this, AND LETS KEEP MUSIC LIVE.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 24 Jul 03 - 08:26 AM

Definately Ossonflags for MC, you'd get my vote anytime.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,The Bear
Date: 24 Jul 03 - 11:21 AM

I feel that the wakefield one might have to put in an apperance aswell! Just don't let me go to Scarborough first Pete, my car wont survive another thrash down the famed roller coaster road.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Oaklet
Date: 24 Jul 03 - 11:43 AM

Does this mean that you'll be singing then Oss?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 25 Jul 03 - 01:44 AM

many thanks karen.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 25 Jul 03 - 01:47 AM

Don't look like it, does it David?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 25 Jul 03 - 05:13 AM

aren, you missed a truly interesting evening on Wednesday.....I took Rachel to Goxhill to show her that I not all my friends were wierdo's.....BIG MISTAKE! Oh how we laughed.....Georges unvieling ceremony took a full hour. Trust you heard about it?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 25 Jul 03 - 05:33 AM

Karen, even! 9Think,my,keyboard,is,catching,the,same,disease,as,jOhn,from,hull's!)


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: KJ
Date: 25 Jul 03 - 07:27 AM

Haven't heard anything about Gox...tell me more.We've been too busy ripping up lumps of concrete & old slabs ready for...wait for it.....DECKING!!!!! Waay heyy joined the middle classes at long last!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Oaklet
Date: 25 Jul 03 - 07:45 AM

I really miss the old patio and am yearning for the concrete.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 25 Jul 03 - 09:49 AM

My patio is a work of art.

Oakley, please tell KJ about Wednesday? I can't do it......!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: KJ
Date: 25 Jul 03 - 10:01 AM

Please do.....


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Oaklet
Date: 25 Jul 03 - 10:07 AM

My "Puppetry of the Haemorroid" was warmly received.....


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: KJ
Date: 25 Jul 03 - 11:49 AM

I've got a cure for that!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: smallpiper
Date: 26 Jul 03 - 10:04 AM

The sculpture is great

Is there a Six Bells Barrow session tomorrow night?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 26 Jul 03 - 06:02 PM

Verily and indeedy, my plumbing requisites abusing friend. We look forward to the full war pipes in Barrow.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Raggytash
Date: 27 Jul 03 - 03:26 PM

Oh


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Raggytash
Date: 27 Jul 03 - 03:27 PM

My


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Raggytash
Date: 27 Jul 03 - 03:27 PM

Word


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Raggytash
Date: 27 Jul 03 - 03:28 PM

For the third month in succesion Raggytash gets the 300th thread!!!!!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: sweetfire
Date: 27 Jul 03 - 04:01 PM

More like for the third time you cheat Raggy...


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Raggytash
Date: 28 Jul 03 - 03:55 AM

OK a slight exaggeration, but never the less, I detect a little green eyed monster Sweetfire


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: sweetfire
Date: 28 Jul 03 - 04:43 AM

A what? What are you trying to say?


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Raggytash
Date: 28 Jul 03 - 05:23 AM

The little green eyed monster is jealousy incarnate, you are obviously envious of my having, yet again, succeeded in claiming the 300th thread.


Please the powers that be please note I have not yet received my award for the 1st 300th thread back in May

Thank you


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: sweetfire
Date: 28 Jul 03 - 05:49 AM

Jealous...i don't think so! Cheeky bugger!!!


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 28 Jul 03 - 05:50 AM

Tell u what, Raggy, if ya come on Sunday, I will make the presentation myself. I have heard on the grapevine that the Wee Phat Boy is likely to appear also.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 29 Jul 03 - 05:25 AM

it would seem that Raggy has been premature this month...


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: Sir Roger de Beverley
Date: 29 Jul 03 - 09:11 AM

I'll be there too. I can't believe that the first session that I attended in Beverley is losing its leader.

The Nellies session as it was then was a great introduction to the woderful world of East Riding sessions and I'm proud to have attended most of the 60 since that first one. It started just three days after I moved to Beverley and I'm really glad that I went to that first day.

Following Pete's Sunday session at the Sun this week a great band from Leeds St Louis Zipper will be making their first appearance.

They play a wide range of material from 1920s standards to blues and skiffle. I predict that they will become Sun Inn favourites alonside PTH and the Doghouse skiffle - miss them at your peril

Roger


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 30 Jul 03 - 05:33 AM

Thankyou for that Roger. Look forward to seeing you Sunday.


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Subject: RE: PTH July Installment
From: GUEST,The Bear
Date: 31 Jul 03 - 07:02 AM

Good Afternoon!!! Hope the film was good last night Deanie and sorry for distubing you and your good lady but i had been on the falling down water and was on the verge of falling down! Anyways myself and my new lady friend will be in attendence on Sunday may well be later rather than earlier. And i will pay you to keep you gob shut Pete me new lady needs to know nothing about my past!!!!!!!!


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