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Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)

GUEST,jason 09 Mar 09 - 09:51 PM
GUEST 08 Mar 09 - 12:54 AM
GUEST,Me 07 Mar 09 - 06:02 AM
GUEST 26 Feb 09 - 07:13 PM
GUEST,Wicked 14 Feb 09 - 06:17 PM
GUEST,Me 12 Feb 09 - 10:18 PM
GUEST,GUESTTTT 11 Feb 09 - 03:21 AM
GUEST 06 Dec 08 - 12:26 AM
GUEST,chavi 20 Nov 08 - 02:30 AM
GUEST 15 Nov 08 - 02:34 PM
LilyFestre 02 Jul 03 - 07:15 AM
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hobbitwoman 01 Jul 03 - 09:00 PM
GUEST,Melani 01 Jul 03 - 07:41 PM
GUEST,.gargoyle 01 Jul 03 - 12:15 AM
LadyJean 30 Jun 03 - 11:40 PM
GUEST,.gargoyle 30 Jun 03 - 11:25 PM
GUEST,Martin Gibson 30 Jun 03 - 10:21 PM
LilyFestre 30 Jun 03 - 09:25 PM
EBarnacle1 30 Jun 03 - 09:06 PM
GUEST,Martin Gibson 30 Jun 03 - 05:54 PM
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,jason
Date: 09 Mar 09 - 09:51 PM

this one is awsome....
   

    I hate u u hate me
   lets get together and kill barney
i'll get the gas u get the flamethrower
lets go blow up barneys ass!!!!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Mar 09 - 12:54 AM

i love you
you love me
let's get together
and kill barney
with a knife in his head
and a gun shot too
let's tell mommy barney's dead (aint you glad barney's dead?) so many different ways to sing this song, it's hysterical.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,Me
Date: 07 Mar 09 - 06:02 AM

Hey i got this one off my fwnd

I hate you
you hate me

lets go out and kill bar-ney
with a big shot gun we'll shoot him on the floor

sorry kids no more fun
i shot barney up the bum
with a big shot gun we shot him on the floor

no more purple dinosour!!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Feb 09 - 07:13 PM

I love you
you love me
crack cocaine and ecstacy
with a sniff sniff here
and a sniff sniff there
now im in intensive care


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,Wicked
Date: 14 Feb 09 - 06:17 PM

I love you
you love me
with a gun
and a bloody nose
let's stick it right up barney's anal hole


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,Me
Date: 12 Feb 09 - 10:18 PM

I love you
you love me
lets get together
and
kill barney with blood on the door
and
barney on the floor
No more purple dinosaur


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,GUESTTTT
Date: 11 Feb 09 - 03:21 AM

I hate you
you hate my
Tinky-winky shot Dipsy.
Lots of bullets to the head.
Go tell Lala dispsies dead.

Theres more to the song but im not sure where to find it..


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I hate you
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Dec 08 - 12:26 AM

I hate you
you hate me
lets get together and destroy barney
you get the gas
and ill get a match
we will stick it right up barneys ass


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,chavi
Date: 20 Nov 08 - 02:30 AM

i love you
you love me
barney gave me H.I.V
it started with a hug
but barney wanted more
i got raped by a purple dinosaur


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 02:34 PM

I love you.
You love me,
Barney gave me H.I.V
It started with a hug,
But Barney wanted more.
I got raped By a purple dinosaur!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: LilyFestre
Date: 02 Jul 03 - 07:15 AM

When and where did I first encounter the parody? Actually, I first remember singing this song in the library at school with my highschool girlfriends long before I ever heard of Barney....say 1983ish. Any information on when the I Love You song came about???

As for second graders vehemently disliking Barney, I'd like to add that I've heard children as young as 3-4 years old exclaim, "I don't like Barney...he's CREEPY!"   LOL...out of the mouth of babes!   :)

Lily =^..^=


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: LilyFestre
Date: 02 Jul 03 - 07:12 AM

Hmmm...when did I first hear the parody? Actually, I believe my high school girlfriend's and I were singing that and giggling before Barney came around...say 1983ish? It would be interesting to know when the I Love You song came about.........

Lily


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: hobbitwoman
Date: 01 Jul 03 - 09:00 PM

My son's version from college was much simpler:

"Kill the dino, kill the dino, kill the dino!!"

Yes, his college career was short-lived.

Annie


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,Melani
Date: 01 Jul 03 - 07:41 PM

My daughter's version from Girl Scout camp:

I love you, you love me,
Together we can kill Barney;
With a great big shotgun
We'll blow him through the door--
No more stupid dinosaur!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 01 Jul 03 - 12:15 AM

A quick web-search reveals that the little Barney ditty was not new to Ohio 2003.




"I hate you, you hate me,

Barney gave me HIV.


(First-grader's parody of Barney theme song)"



"...no self-respecting second-grader will admit to liking Barney ("He's too childish" was the response of first-graders I talked to at the University of Chicago's Laboratory School.)"
Mitchell, W.J.T., The Last Dinosaur Book-The Life and Times of a Cultural Icon
Chapter 37 "Why Children Hate Dinosaurs" University of Chicago Press. © 1998 Excerpted from page 230-35.


Or here is a collection from etext.org Copyright 1994 PPiC -Phose Phree -N- iNNER CIRCLE
(Note the 2 Nodes Ringdown :14.4/1.5Gigs)





I hate Barney
Barney hates me
Let's tie Barney to a tree
Hold an Uzi up to his head
Pull the trigger, oops, he's dead.



I love Barney, Barney hates me
Barney gave me HIV
With lots of shots
And a condom every day
Don't you know that Barney's gay



I hate Barney
Barney hates me
Go tie Barney to a tree
With a great big gun and an arrow through the head
Aren't you glad that Barney's dead



I watch Barney every night       {I invented this one. Don't go taking credit}
Barney is the Antichrist
With a 666 tattooed on his dick
Damn that Barney sure is sick



I hate Barney
Barney hates me
I shot Barney in the knee
THen I shot him in the head and he fell to the floor.
No more purple dinosaur!



Sincerely,

Gargoyle


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: LadyJean
Date: 30 Jun 03 - 11:40 PM

All of these, and many that are worse can be found in Josepha Sherman's "Greasey Grimey Gopher Guts". Which I reccomend.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 30 Jun 03 - 11:25 PM

Lilly - in the interest of scholarship

Where and when did the song come from? (date/location you heard it)

Sincerely,
Gargoyle


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,Martin Gibson
Date: 30 Jun 03 - 10:21 PM

Lily:

Thanks for the laugh.

EBarnacle:

I'm not.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: LilyFestre
Date: 30 Jun 03 - 09:25 PM

Similar...not quite as bad though........

I love you
You love me
Ho~mo~sex~u~al~i~ty
People think
We're just friends
But we're really
Lesbians!!!!!!

*Laughing*

Lily =^..^=


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: EBarnacle1
Date: 30 Jun 03 - 09:06 PM

Be ashamed. Be very ashamed.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,Martin Gibson
Date: 30 Jun 03 - 05:54 PM

Have to ask, on that "little bit more", who's walking funnier, you or Barney?


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Subject: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 29 Jun 03 - 11:39 PM

From Dayton Ohio - circa May, 2003.

    I Love You


    The Barney Song

I love you,
You love me,
Barney gave me H.I.V.

With a hug, and a kiss,
And a little bit more,
I got AIDS from a dinosaur

Sincerely,
Gargoyle


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