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Punch The Horse April Thread

The DeanMeister 31 Mar 03 - 04:18 AM
GUEST,ossonflags 31 Mar 03 - 04:31 AM
The DeanMeister 31 Mar 03 - 04:39 AM
smallpiper 31 Mar 03 - 05:26 AM
GUEST,ossonflags 31 Mar 03 - 06:01 AM
GUEST,Raggytash 31 Mar 03 - 06:43 AM
Noreen 31 Mar 03 - 09:25 AM
The DeanMeister 31 Mar 03 - 11:04 AM
GUEST,ossonflags 31 Mar 03 - 12:30 PM
Raggytash 31 Mar 03 - 12:54 PM
GUEST,0ssonflags 31 Mar 03 - 03:13 PM
The DeanMeister 01 Apr 03 - 04:41 AM
GUEST,Raggytash 01 Apr 03 - 04:54 AM
The DeanMeister 01 Apr 03 - 07:48 AM
Sir Roger de Beverley 01 Apr 03 - 08:32 AM
Oaklet 01 Apr 03 - 09:07 AM
Noreen 01 Apr 03 - 09:43 AM
GUEST,Raggytash 01 Apr 03 - 10:15 AM
Oaklet 01 Apr 03 - 10:27 AM
smallpiper 01 Apr 03 - 11:55 AM
rock chick 01 Apr 03 - 12:03 PM
smallpiper 01 Apr 03 - 07:34 PM
ossonflags 03 Apr 03 - 01:59 AM
The DeanMeister 03 Apr 03 - 03:38 AM
Noreen 03 Apr 03 - 08:39 AM
rock chick 03 Apr 03 - 11:26 AM
rock chick 03 Apr 03 - 02:02 PM
GUEST,ossonflags 03 Apr 03 - 02:14 PM
GUEST,ossonflags 03 Apr 03 - 02:19 PM
ossonflags 04 Apr 03 - 12:58 AM
The DeanMeister 04 Apr 03 - 04:42 AM
rock chick 04 Apr 03 - 04:53 AM
GUEST,Raggytash 04 Apr 03 - 08:55 AM
The DeanMeister 05 Apr 03 - 10:37 AM
smallpiper 05 Apr 03 - 12:08 PM
Les from Hull 05 Apr 03 - 12:49 PM
Oaklet 05 Apr 03 - 01:05 PM
Noreen 06 Apr 03 - 05:14 AM
GUEST 06 Apr 03 - 12:15 PM
The DeanMeister 07 Apr 03 - 03:58 AM
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smallpiper 07 Apr 03 - 07:00 PM
mandomad 07 Apr 03 - 07:11 PM
GUEST,Raggytash 08 Apr 03 - 03:36 AM
GUEST,Raggytash 09 Apr 03 - 07:34 AM
smallpiper 09 Apr 03 - 07:33 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 09 Apr 03 - 07:58 PM
The DeanMeister 10 Apr 03 - 03:56 AM
smallpiper 10 Apr 03 - 06:44 PM
Noreen 10 Apr 03 - 07:06 PM
ossonflags 11 Apr 03 - 11:07 AM
The DeanMeister 11 Apr 03 - 11:15 AM
ossonflags 12 Apr 03 - 05:37 AM
smallpiper 12 Apr 03 - 06:40 AM
The DeanMeister 14 Apr 03 - 03:49 AM
smallpiper 14 Apr 03 - 04:38 AM
The DeanMeister 14 Apr 03 - 04:56 AM
Noreen 14 Apr 03 - 08:11 AM
The DeanMeister 14 Apr 03 - 09:14 AM
Noreen 14 Apr 03 - 09:28 AM
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The DeanMeister 15 Apr 03 - 04:42 AM
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Noreen 15 Apr 03 - 01:08 PM
Les from Hull 15 Apr 03 - 04:27 PM
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The DeanMeister 16 Apr 03 - 03:30 AM
ossonflags 16 Apr 03 - 04:48 AM
The DeanMeister 16 Apr 03 - 07:05 AM
GUEST,ossonflags 16 Apr 03 - 08:31 AM
Sir Roger de Beverley 16 Apr 03 - 09:19 AM
The DeanMeister 16 Apr 03 - 10:40 AM
GUEST,Not at all scared smallpiper 16 Apr 03 - 11:33 AM
GUEST,Raggytash 16 Apr 03 - 11:36 AM
smallpiper 16 Apr 03 - 11:39 AM
The DeanMeister 16 Apr 03 - 12:42 PM
GUEST,Johnny-boy 16 Apr 03 - 01:42 PM
Noreen 16 Apr 03 - 07:13 PM
smallpiper 16 Apr 03 - 07:53 PM
Noreen 16 Apr 03 - 09:34 PM
ossonflags 17 Apr 03 - 04:03 AM
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smallpiper 17 Apr 03 - 04:19 AM
GUEST,Raggytash 17 Apr 03 - 05:12 AM
The DeanMeister 17 Apr 03 - 05:43 AM
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Subject: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 31 Mar 03 - 04:18 AM

A day premature, but here it is folks.

Next PTH gig is Durty Nellies, Friday 11th April. But plenty going on before then. Tonight, 31st March is the inaugural Hull/Goole/Selby/Twillingsgate session organised by Bill Sables at the Crown and Anchor, Newport. Festivities commence at 8.30, be there or be a shot hairy leprechaun. If its anything like last week in Barton, it'll be a corker.

Many thanks to Sir Rog for the temporary loan of his guitar at the Sun Session yesterday, returned in tact with a full complement of fingerpicks and capo! Next week sees the return of the now legendary first Sunday Session at that venue, I trust we shall have a full compliment of scruffy folkies in attendance... Indeed, with the weather being so beautiful, I wonder if we shall witness the truimphant return of the Purple Helmets Display Team...??? I shall call Twillingsgate to enquire of their schedule...

A quick note to say it was indeed a pleasure to meet the incomparable Rock Chick this weekend. Hope to see you again in the future, my sweet.

Any gossip, anybody?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 31 Mar 03 - 04:31 AM

no.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 31 Mar 03 - 04:39 AM

You're sacked, Osson.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 31 Mar 03 - 05:26 AM

Question ... will 11th April gig be sporting the dueling fiddles last seen at The Sun Inn?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 31 Mar 03 - 06:01 AM

Since I'm sacked, you may.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 31 Mar 03 - 06:43 AM

Due to a muscles in spasm in my back I will not be able to attend this evening, my Chiropractor is due to give me a going over this afternoon.
However if there are any young ladies (with stilettoes)willing and able I am always prepared to seek alternative treatment.



...............................He said hopefully


Raggytash


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: Noreen
Date: 31 Mar 03 - 09:25 AM

In these shoes?!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 31 Mar 03 - 11:04 AM

Very droll, Noreen. Duelling fiddles, Piper dude? Nowt to do wiv me. Best speak to the duellers!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 31 Mar 03 - 12:30 PM

Sorry to hear about the back raggy.

Will that stop you imbibing a few foaming beakers with me at Rosie and Johns bear boutique this friday and saturday?

Me and Mrs Ossonflags and Linda and les dobbo gonna be up there at the whitters this coming friday untill the sunday afternoon.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: Raggytash
Date: 31 Mar 03 - 12:54 PM

Just been discussing the possibility of that with my son and hairy, I'm loaning the trailer tent to a buddy for the duration, it depends when he collects, but the thought of quaffing a measure of three of ale with your goodself and the every lovely Mary is appealing (I nearly said Fragrant Mary but managed to stop myself, no point in falling out with good people like yourselves).
This is of couse dependent on my bloody back being something like, curse motorcycles, or curse the daft bugger who fell off one and went underneath a car ......Oh sod it thats me


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: GUEST,0ssonflags
Date: 31 Mar 03 - 03:13 PM

The lesson is - dont play your guitar while riding the old mo'bike.

hope to see you Fridag9.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 01 Apr 03 - 04:41 AM

Didn't know u were a biker, Nick?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 01 Apr 03 - 04:54 AM

Deanmeister,
Many, many moons have travelled the skies since I last rode the metal horse.
Although I've still got a little Suzuki K10P (80cc) in bits in the basement. Only second owner from new in 1968, still got the green log book !
Did you cop the definative chords for Jobsworth sent by Mr Taylor himself.

Raggy


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 01 Apr 03 - 07:48 AM

I did....personally I play it in C capo 2. Have resurrected it and will be performing to an exclusive Audience at the Sun Inn on Sunday.

Mine's an '87 VFR750F, incidentally.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: Sir Roger de Beverley
Date: 01 Apr 03 - 08:32 AM

Not too exclusive I hope. Oh, and will you want to borrow a capo for that?

R


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: Oaklet
Date: 01 Apr 03 - 09:07 AM

De-Mister, My capo, on the other hand, is a Hodkin and Tonks KR3 with a rodgering spike by Bilston's of Norwich, twin puma-horn fettering spools and a yaks'-tongue angled bogling plinth. It dates from 1915, and stinks like deer's hooves, and always leaves a wet patch on my jerkin.

VFR750F capos are for pansies.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: Noreen
Date: 01 Apr 03 - 09:43 AM

Thay make a nice noise though...


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 01 Apr 03 - 10:15 AM

How can someone who scrapes catgut for a living, possibly have any idea about the use of these items, for a start they wear their capo's on their chins and not on the strings as is the accepted manner. Furthermore their machines are limited to 4 strings as they cannot seemingly manage the other two. As the author of a previous thread so rightly states he stinks of deer hooves, and obviously has other problems if he leaves wet stains on his jerkin.

Is that a noun or a verb by the way


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: Oaklet
Date: 01 Apr 03 - 10:27 AM

Look, will you stop drivelling on this thread. At once.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 01 Apr 03 - 11:55 AM

Hurray the drivel master is back (or should that be dribble - judging by the state of that manies shirt)


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: rock chick
Date: 01 Apr 03 - 12:03 PM

Hi to all you mudcatters i met over the longggggggggg weekend, is the weather always so good up your way, I know they say the sun shine on the rightious but......

It's great to be able to put faces to the names at last, sorry about the lap DeanMeister,i'm just a shy Kent girlie!! Hope the crash landing wasn't too bad ;o) PTH were really great, first time i have heard you lot and yes i will say it again you were all really great, but thats enough, can't give too much praise on my first visit, gotta save somthing for next time.

I will be up again VERY soon so look forward to getting to know you all better.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 01 Apr 03 - 07:34 PM

Yes Rock Chick the weather is always good up here except when it isn't. Look forward to seeing you again


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: ossonflags
Date: 03 Apr 03 - 01:59 AM

Thanks for the big build up, Rock Chick.It was great to see and hear you.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 03 Apr 03 - 03:38 AM

Shy Kent girlie.....?? Hmmmm. Managed to avoid the crash landing by executing a daredevil cuban eight inverted 8g pullout at the last minute. I'm practiced at such manouevres, and skillfully avoided the surface to air missile. Thus I live to fight another day.....

And yes, it sounds wonderful, Noreen... wanna come for a spin...? xx

Great to see the drivel master back on form!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: Noreen
Date: 03 Apr 03 - 08:39 AM

It's not something I've ever done, Mr Dean...


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: rock chick
Date: 03 Apr 03 - 11:26 AM

Shy Kent girlie.....You have your doubts? Think the crash landing sounded less painful than executing such a daredevil cuban eight inverted 8g pullout at the last minute. I could tell you were WELL practiced at such skillful manouevres ;^) Of course being such a well praticed person at these stunts i dont have to tell you, but i will anyway, you have to be exteremly cleaver / careful not to get your tackle all in a tangle cos you could end up all in a mess!!but being the person you come across as i'm very confiedent you will live to fight many another day.....;o)))


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: rock chick
Date: 03 Apr 03 - 02:02 PM

ossonflags i'm sure there is more to come in the buildup stakes, as for seeing me again, yes you most defiantly will, but as for hearing me again..... Well as I said to DeanMeister 'I'm a shy Kent girlie'

(o o)
v
~


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 03 Apr 03 - 02:14 PM

Rock Chick, never, ever, never, ever, never, never, never admit to the Deanmeister you are shy !!!!!! I did once and look what happened to me!!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 03 Apr 03 - 02:19 PM

Hows the owld back raggy? are you up for a little jollity at the whitby, or what?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: ossonflags
Date: 04 Apr 03 - 12:58 AM

9


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 04 Apr 03 - 04:42 AM

Osson, I believe she's got the wrong idea about me.

Incidentally, may come out for a blast on the bike on Saturday, if the weather's good. Possibly catch up with you and Raggy at the boutique at lunchtime??


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: rock chick
Date: 04 Apr 03 - 04:53 AM

;^)


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 04 Apr 03 - 08:55 AM

All being well I should be sitting in the boutique this evening at around 7.30, if not the Boutique, perhaps the quaint little Taverna that rejoices under the name of Equine Niger


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Apr 03 - 10:37 AM

;^x


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 05 Apr 03 - 12:08 PM

Deanie you are a tart!

Stop it at once and promote tomorrows first sunday of the month session at the Sun Inn in Beverley starting at 2.00pm I believe.

bloody tart!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: Les from Hull
Date: 05 Apr 03 - 12:49 PM

Fost Sunday - in t'Sun. Me and our lass'll be there.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: Oaklet
Date: 05 Apr 03 - 01:05 PM

I have oiled the bicycle, and the tune called Hazel in honour of the pecan nut.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: Noreen
Date: 06 Apr 03 - 05:14 AM

Coded message received and understood, Acorn.

Strong winds blow across the pampas


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Apr 03 - 12:15 PM

Punch the Horse won't be on at Chorlton Folk, Thursdays, South West Manchester Cricket Club, Ellesmere Road, Chorlton. Manchester UK.

Or The International Festival of Dance, Sunday May 4, Free in Longford Park, Stretford/Chorlton. Manchester UK, unless they really wanted to be.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 07 Apr 03 - 03:58 AM

What a fantastic bloody session yesterday!!!!! Thanks once again to all who attended. A really varied set of tunes and songs from all over the world, and a great bunch of friends performing them. Special thanks to Noreen, Rock Chick and Leadfingers for travelling across the country to visit our pretty corner of the world, to little Rosemary and Kayliegh, and the aurally stunning Rachel (didn't really notice, but I'm told she was quite attractive, too....)

Bet Leadfingers wasn't expecting birthday cake!! Thanks to Noreen for that!!

See you all again next month!!

Pete.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: ossonflags
Date: 07 Apr 03 - 04:35 PM

Big ten four on that o stringbreaker !!
It just gets better and better do'nt it? It was a great end to a great weekend.Me and the raggytashed one doing sterling service a coupla nights (and mornings) at the Endeavour in the whitters, with such distinguished company as jock, shiela, mandomad and jingle, paul, andy and friends, not forgetting our genial hosts rosie and john. Long may we keep MUSIC LIVE!!!!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 07 Apr 03 - 07:00 PM

Amen


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: mandomad
Date: 07 Apr 03 - 07:11 PM

Ditto that ossonflags; Saturday eve in the Endeavour was something ELSE!!! must do it again sometime. John & Rosie permitting, of course. Next time I see you, I must ask you about yer moniker!!
                        mandomad


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 08 Apr 03 - 03:36 AM

I'll third or even forth that sentiment re Saturday night at Butlers Beer Boutique. What a cracking night, the Wombat is now th eproud owner of an Autoharp, she figured she could manage one and was last seen with pleck in hand muttering oaths !!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 09 Apr 03 - 07:34 AM

OH .............There you are...............I've missed you all, I thought you weren't talking to me !!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 09 Apr 03 - 07:33 PM

eh!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 09 Apr 03 - 07:58 PM

9


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 10 Apr 03 - 03:56 AM

When you've all stopped drivelling (or is it dribbling?), may I draw your attention to the fact that the Equine Pugilists will be appearing, all at the same time, on stage at the legendary Durty Nellies, High Street, Hull, tomorrow night, Friday 11th April.

Hostilities will commence, spookily enough, at 9pm. Strategic experts are predicting a short campaign, enemy forces are likely to be taken by surprise by the latest weapon in the coalition arsenal, code named Nik Nak, and expectations are that all resistance will have been annihilated by 11.15pm, and prisoners will not be taken. Humanitarian Aid agencies have been alerted.

General Meister, 2IC Ground Forces, Urban Music Terrorist Division.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 10 Apr 03 - 06:44 PM

What Tomorrow night with the delectable and star fiddle player Nik Nak in attendance too - I'd better be there to take some photos then hadn't I. By resistance do you mean that all Guiness will be dunk by that time? Yippeeeeeee!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: Noreen
Date: 10 Apr 03 - 07:06 PM

9Reports from the battlefront and photographic evidence required please, smallp, as I can't be there to witness the event with my own eyes or to give succour to the afflicted.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: ossonflags
Date: 11 Apr 03 - 11:07 AM

I will be there - I hope.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 11 Apr 03 - 11:15 AM

Can I come?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: ossonflags
Date: 12 Apr 03 - 05:37 AM

Yes.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 12 Apr 03 - 06:40 AM

SHOCK HORROR NEWS

BAND MEMBERS SEEN DRINKING WATER AT GIG!

Could this be the end of their carefully constructed hard drinking hard playing immage, has the fact that beautiful and talented Nik Nak has joined the band on a job share basis softened our hard lads? These are questions the public want answered now!

A spokesman for the band said "Na it wuz hot on stage and they needed to take on water sos they wudn't loose any beer9hoi by sweating it out... wanna punch in the gob?"


This reporter replied ouch!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 14 Apr 03 - 03:49 AM

Just goes to show you really can't believe everything you read in the Newspapers....water indeed...PAH!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 14 Apr 03 - 04:38 AM

I have photographic evidence so Deanie how much we talking to suppress the evidence then? Make me an offer!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 14 Apr 03 - 04:56 AM

It was neat gin. Don't believe a word of it, folks...!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: Noreen
Date: 14 Apr 03 - 08:11 AM

So, what you told me about never drinking was a lie, Mr Dean?

Looks like you've been caught out here one way or the other :0)


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 14 Apr 03 - 09:14 AM

I reckon I need a bigger spade....think I have a JCB knocking about somewhere....!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: Noreen
Date: 14 Apr 03 - 09:28 AM

This is what happens when you have a reputation to maintain...


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 14 Apr 03 - 12:03 PM

From where I am sitting he has just blown that reputation.

" He has a big new volvo, a bike and model T
But the pride of his possessions is his yellow JCB !! "

Keep diggin'Axeman!!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 15 Apr 03 - 04:42 AM

Why thankyou for your contribution to my downfall, osson.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 15 Apr 03 - 11:58 AM

Any time, dear boy. You know me, anything to obleege9.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: Noreen
Date: 15 Apr 03 - 01:08 PM

I've been told that he's been known to go to bed early, with a mug of cocoa... phuh!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: Les from Hull
Date: 15 Apr 03 - 04:27 PM

I've been told that only a mug would go to bed with him!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: ossonflags
Date: 16 Apr 03 - 03:07 AM

I am showing a lot of concern about these unfounded rumours about our high stepping, virile axethrasher.
It was a mug of OVALTINE Noreen!!!!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 16 Apr 03 - 03:30 AM

I detect a degree of thread drift here!!! Any chance we might cease discussing my night time beverage preferences please??? And Les, you cad, you may find yourself bereft of opportunities to sing at my session if you continue!!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: ossonflags
Date: 16 Apr 03 - 04:48 AM

I agree Deany,this is getting very silly.We all know you would sell your soul for a steaming beaker of Bovril at snooze time !!

On a more (or less) informative note, the boxing nags are plying at "The Hope and Anchor " South Ferriby this very Saturday, with the return of the lovely and exciting Oaklet fresh from his Fresian rustling exploites in outer Brittany.

On Sunday we will be strutting our stuff at "The Sun" in Beverley along with the very lovely and talented Nikki.

Just so there is no misunderstanding from previouse threads, there is a fair indication that large amounts of bear9hoi will be consumed at both performances - so bring the drinking trouserings axeman!!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 16 Apr 03 - 07:05 AM

Does that mean I can come? Wehey!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 16 Apr 03 - 08:31 AM

It does, Deany, it does.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: Sir Roger de Beverley
Date: 16 Apr 03 - 09:19 AM

I see if Steve can install a handpump for Ovaltine before Sunday - do you take it extra cold or normal?

Rog


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 16 Apr 03 - 10:40 AM

This has gone FAR ENOUGH!!!!! I might even have to recommence Whisky consumption just to recover my manhood now. Watch out, Johnny-boy-smallpiper....!!! Deanie on the rampage...!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: GUEST,Not at all scared smallpiper
Date: 16 Apr 03 - 11:33 AM

Deanie you on a rampage would be good to see but I am not afraid of you, grasshopper. I will remove the Whisky or even Whiskey from your child like grasp and give you a well diserved slap around the lug. I know what inhibitions it removes from you and if you touched the sacred one you would be in such deep poo that you would need that JCB to dig you out. The warning has been issued it will not be repeated. Learn and your life will be sweet otherwise..... here comes the poo!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 16 Apr 03 - 11:36 AM

Raggytash once steps into the breach ..............
Whisky consumption a speciality, if you find yourself struggling with the Whisky or even Whiskey (I'm not averse to a drop of the Irish) Deany boy I will race to your side and profer my assistance anytime old chum, just say the word


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 16 Apr 03 - 11:39 AM

Ah but Raggytash he does not consume it, it consumes him we must be watchfull and save him from it. Every time he buys the stuff we should drink it for him.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 16 Apr 03 - 12:42 PM

Thanks for the offer of assistance, Nick. Think I need to wear boxing gloves and me bike helmet on sunday night, by the sound of it. He doesn't scare me...I've escaped from deeper poo than that, Johnny-boy.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: GUEST,Johnny-boy
Date: 16 Apr 03 - 01:42 PM

Up yours mate you have no idea just how much poo you would be in, there would be NO escape!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: Noreen
Date: 16 Apr 03 - 07:13 PM

Now now kiddies... what are you like?!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 16 Apr 03 - 07:53 PM

Noreen - A wise woman would keep her distance at this point in the pissing contest unless she has a mack and brolly handy!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: Noreen
Date: 16 Apr 03 - 09:34 PM

So you're aware of what you're doing, on a public forum? !


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: ossonflags
Date: 17 Apr 03 - 04:03 AM

On a positive note,in steps the noble ossonflags to take on the past role of the soothing ointment covered oaklet.

Come on you fellows. Less of this spitting and spatting - think team - let's sit us down, smoke a soothing pipe or two, sip a refreshing non alcholic beverage or three and yarn about how amazingly atractive I am untill the ambulances arrive.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Apr 03 - 04:09 AM

heloo, i put some rum in my hot choceralat one day, and it went all lumpy, so i threw it away and just drunk rum on its one.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 17 Apr 03 - 04:19 AM

Noreen of course we know what we are doing - and if anyone takes it seriously then shame on them! The boy can't take his whisky thats all :-)


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 17 Apr 03 - 05:12 AM

I'll manfully take it for him ................once more the brave Raggytash steps into the breach, with scant regard for his own safety, thinging selflessly to rescue the poor lad from the terrors of Whisky


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 17 Apr 03 - 05:43 AM

The gauntlet is down! I shall challenge Smallpiper to a whisky consumption contest at Nellies in Beverley this afternoon, where we shall be engaging in the production of soothing musical sounds at a wedding reception to be held in the beer garden in the blistering sunshine. We'll soon see who the real man is...(Raggy, your assistance may be required by said Johnny-boy come tea-time...)


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Apr 03 - 05:54 AM

i'm not keen on whisky, but i'll challenge anyone expept ossonflsgs to a rum drinking contest, mick is barred from entering as i went to his house one night and we had a few bears , then a bottle of rum each, and singing christy moore and john connolly songs till about 4.30am in the morning, after 1 bottle finished mick said, "you can have some more if ya like, theres another botttle in the cuboard"!, i said no thanks mate, i'm pissed already, so i reckon ossonflags is good at drinking rum and he would win.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Apr 03 - 05:58 AM

demister-I think you meant bear garden.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: GUEST,Said Johnny-boy
Date: 17 Apr 03 - 07:13 AM

With an attitude like that you've already lost Deannie - I play dirty!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 17 Apr 03 - 07:16 AM

Me-thinks Deano that my services will be required a long time prior to Tea-time. What is he going to do, spike your whisky with ..............er ..............er .............more Whisky. Foolish child that he is


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 17 Apr 03 - 08:55 AM

Can I come?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 17 Apr 03 - 09:00 AM

Come to think of it we have a luncheon engagement at the said Nellies on the saturday aftyernoon deany boy - hope you have recovered from the dual - I have heard that the Smallpliers is a bit good in the quaffing whiskey/whisky stakes.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: Oaklet
Date: 17 Apr 03 - 02:45 PM

My word, you are the limit. No wonder you lot have been asked to restict the introduction of your fascinating PTH threads to once per month. Even that is frankly once too often. Why don't the five of you just ring each other and save us having to read this. And Raggytash - you should be ashamed of yourself.

Twillingsgate has a very good butcher - top tripe, Penelope.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: Raggytash
Date: 17 Apr 03 - 07:33 PM

This man know's no shame................allegedly


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: ossonflags
Date: 18 Apr 03 - 05:40 AM

O you are alive then oaklet.Rumour had it that you had fallen in love with a particular winsome looking fresian in the wilds of brittany, and had forsaken all others,including the fasinating penelope to be with her/him.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 19 Apr 03 - 07:37 AM

So where are you boys and Girl playing this weekend?

By the By - We decided that the whiskey drinking contest(10 year old Bushmills single malt) was a draw and Deanie will freely admit that it was the wine that made him retire hurt (I hope the head wasn't too bad yesterday mate)terrible stuff that wine on top of bear9hoi and whiskey.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: Oaklet
Date: 19 Apr 03 - 10:58 AM

The Hope and Anchor, South Ferriby tonight; outside 'til eightish then inside where I will try to force my nipples back from whence they came. It's gonna be cold on the Humber bank. I am cooking this evening, so there might be a discernable whiff of garlic about the place. The rotten rob-dog now charges £2.45 for a pint of Guinness. Get some cans, people. 9. If you want to buy the pub, its £550,000, or 225,000 pints of the black stuff.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: Oaklet
Date: 19 Apr 03 - 01:51 PM

And another thing. There is flood warning. High tide is 21.28 and is being propelled up the estuary by a force 5. If we are cut off, he'll put the prices up by a quid at least.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 21 Apr 03 - 12:03 PM

Garlic, forsooth!!!!!!

My eyes are still burning! From that and other emissions which delicacy forbids me to mention.

I verily believe the very fragrant chap joins his fresians every day to exist on a diet of damp grass, alternating it with a little light grazing in the garlic fields of south ferriby.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 22 Apr 03 - 06:26 AM

Smallpiper, I thank you for your diplomacy. Raggy, where were you when I needed you....???? Have only just recovered from a weekend of abject drunken foolishness. I bow to Johnny-boy's superior skills in the art of Alcohol consumption. Thursday night is a total blur, as was the first half of friday. Oh, well. I possess skills in other areas.....!

Saturday night was a joyous occasion, reuniting with brother Oakley for musical frivolity, marred only by his singular lack of breasts and the reek of garlic emanating from his every pore! And Sunday night was splendid at the Sun Inn with the lovely Nik-Nak. A top weekend, and thanks to all who kept me out of trouble.

And I have given up Whisky forever.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Apr 03 - 06:34 AM

Could I draw the attention of PTH regular readers to the OBIT-Sue Johnson, Piper, thread. Many of you have contributed already but others who knew here as just "Sue" may not realise as she has not been well enought to play her pipes in public for some time. Ta.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 23 Apr 03 - 09:03 AM

I am bereft. There is a two week lull in hostilities. The campaign will be resuming at Durty Nellies, Hull, on Saturday 10th May, with brother Oakley in residence.

However, skirmishes will occur at the Sun Inn, Beverley, the next two Sundays, firstly on Sir Roger's Battleground, then on mine. Hope to see some of you there? At least those who aren't in Whitby! Who's away?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 24 Apr 03 - 08:44 AM

I am.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 25 Apr 03 - 05:57 AM

Deany, ignore last post.
It looks a strong possibillity that I will make yours/oakleys? sesh.I had forgotten that we get into Swansea at seven on the Sunday morning, so unless there is a hitch picking Mrs.Ossonflags up from No.one daughters at the Kidderminster should seeya at the Sun.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse April Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 28 Apr 03 - 04:12 AM

Great, hope to see ya there, Osson.


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