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BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.

jimlad 26 Jan 03 - 07:31 AM
Morticia 26 Jan 03 - 07:52 AM
Steve Latimer 26 Jan 03 - 08:25 AM
Allan C. 26 Jan 03 - 08:33 AM
John MacKenzie 26 Jan 03 - 08:37 AM
Catherine Jayne 26 Jan 03 - 08:50 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 26 Jan 03 - 08:51 AM
greg stephens 26 Jan 03 - 09:16 AM
alanabit 26 Jan 03 - 10:18 AM
Morticia 26 Jan 03 - 10:25 AM
Rapparee 26 Jan 03 - 10:26 AM
fat B****rd 26 Jan 03 - 10:50 AM
JennyO 26 Jan 03 - 11:45 AM
Jim Dixon 26 Jan 03 - 11:48 AM
Jim Dixon 26 Jan 03 - 11:52 AM
Nigel Parsons 26 Jan 03 - 12:08 PM
alanabit 26 Jan 03 - 12:36 PM
Chip2447 26 Jan 03 - 12:43 PM
lady penelope 26 Jan 03 - 03:29 PM
leprechaun 26 Jan 03 - 03:37 PM
GUEST 26 Jan 03 - 04:14 PM
Bill D 26 Jan 03 - 05:57 PM
Bill D 26 Jan 03 - 06:01 PM
harvey andrews 26 Jan 03 - 07:22 PM
Jim Dixon 26 Jan 03 - 07:27 PM
McGrath of Harlow 26 Jan 03 - 09:23 PM
Melani 26 Jan 03 - 09:23 PM
McGrath of Harlow 26 Jan 03 - 09:25 PM
Chip2447 26 Jan 03 - 11:18 PM
Socorro 27 Jan 03 - 12:56 PM
Kim C 27 Jan 03 - 05:24 PM
GUEST,Kendall 27 Jan 03 - 07:44 PM
mandomad 27 Jan 03 - 07:50 PM
JennyO 27 Jan 03 - 10:29 PM
Metchosin 28 Jan 03 - 02:02 AM
jonm 28 Jan 03 - 03:03 AM
Dave Bryant 28 Jan 03 - 04:17 AM
okthen 28 Jan 03 - 04:50 AM
Schantieman 28 Jan 03 - 05:31 AM
the lemonade lady 28 Jan 03 - 07:19 AM
McGrath of Harlow 28 Jan 03 - 07:35 AM
Bat Goddess 28 Jan 03 - 08:29 AM
McGrath of Harlow 28 Jan 03 - 08:38 AM
Kim C 28 Jan 03 - 10:00 AM
GUEST,Den 28 Jan 03 - 10:03 AM
Lyndi-loo 28 Jan 03 - 11:17 AM
Kim C 28 Jan 03 - 11:39 AM
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Subject: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: jimlad
Date: 26 Jan 03 - 07:31 AM

My late Father-in-Law had a mate called...Percy Veere

I was at school with.......... Lincoln Green

My first true love(7yrs old) was ............Ann Reck (A.Reck)

These are True.


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: Morticia
Date: 26 Jan 03 - 07:52 AM

I was at school with a poor misfortunate named Nicholas Alcock....


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: Steve Latimer
Date: 26 Jan 03 - 08:25 AM

I went to school with Ronald McDonald. In fairness to his parents, they named him about a decade before McDonalds came to Canada.


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: Allan C.
Date: 26 Jan 03 - 08:33 AM

I once had a classmate named, Candy Cane - which wasn't so bad except there was a stripper in town by the same name. I recently met a man whose last name was Bendtdick. His first initial was "C".


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 26 Jan 03 - 08:37 AM

There was a Minister of religion in Richmond Surrey in the 60s, called the Rverend A C Upstill. We also had a lad at one place I worked, appropriately named Wayne Kerr. This remimds me of the Billy Connolly joke about Mr & Mrs McCann, and their son Ghengis.
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 26 Jan 03 - 08:50 AM

There was a lad in my form at high school called Richard Head.......and yes he was called Dick!!

Cat


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Jan 03 - 08:51 AM

During the late 60's/early 70's when the term "ball", was the preferred slang for sexual intercourse among counter-culture types, I knew a young woman named Anita Ball. Only she and God know how many times she was introduced to some guy who thought he was being original by quipping something like, "You need a ball? Me too!".

Not really her parents' fault, I guess. How were they to know that their name would come to mean "screw"?

Bruce


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: greg stephens
Date: 26 Jan 03 - 09:16 AM

I knew a Don Key. Mind you,all these embarrassing mistakes pale into insignificance compared with weird deliberately inflicted names: can you imagine going to school saddled with being called Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily?


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: alanabit
Date: 26 Jan 03 - 10:18 AM

God forbid! Keith Richards called one of his daughters Dandelion. She is a big girl now and he has to call her something else. When I was in the Civil Service, one unfortunate taxpayer had been christened Olive Branch.


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: Morticia
Date: 26 Jan 03 - 10:25 AM

When Fiona was at school, there was a school matron called Miss Dakin, and yes, I really did say "Ah, you must be Miss Dakin".


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jan 03 - 10:26 AM

In another high school than mine studied a lass named Mary Christmas. One year she was elected Queen of the holiday dance -- Miss Merry Christmas.

I went to college with Bruce E(lizabeth) Wright. She was put into a men's dorm when she was a freshman (corrected), drafted as a sophomore because she didn't register (corrected) and drafted again as a senior (she told them that her fiance wouldn't approve and she never heard from the draft board again).


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 26 Jan 03 - 10:50 AM

I once worked in an office with Lana Turner.


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: JennyO
Date: 26 Jan 03 - 11:45 AM

I had a teacher in high school named Merry Chrismas (there was no t in the name)


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 26 Jan 03 - 11:48 AM

One of my coworkers is named Sandy Beach. At least, that's the name she goes by. I have no idea if it's a nickname.


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 26 Jan 03 - 11:52 AM

In high school, I only remember one kid who tried to make a pun out of my last name (Dixon). His name was Cox.


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 26 Jan 03 - 12:08 PM

"Well my daddy left home when I was three
And he didn't leave much for Ma & me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle o' booze
Well I don't blame him 'cos he run and hid,
But the meanest thing he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me SUE!"


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: alanabit
Date: 26 Jan 03 - 12:36 PM

I always liked that song, but if you check out Shel Silverstein's site, you will find the even funnier, "The Father of a boy named Sue."


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: Chip2447
Date: 26 Jan 03 - 12:43 PM

A friend of my dad's; Dusty Rhoades, not the Wrestler.
A local car dealer Richard Head (again) whose mother calls him "Little Dickie"

As a professional telephone operator who has worked in a small hospital there were certain names that one questioned before making a page on the PA. Certain names make you think about Bart Simpson calling Moe's. These names require a slow cadence and must be ennucieated properly;
Mike Hunt,
Anita Love, Mann, Blow, Dick
Amanda Love, Ball, Blow, Dick
Ivanna (you should be getting the picture by now)

Chip2447


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: lady penelope
Date: 26 Jan 03 - 03:29 PM

One of my english teachers was called Mrs Pratt, One of my current colleagues is called Stirling Moss ( and he's 50 odd years of age and rides a very large motorbike.......) and about two years ago our lab. had to do a parasite test on a Mr Leach.

It makes me feel grateful for only being named after a puppet!

TTFN M'Lady P.


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: leprechaun
Date: 26 Jan 03 - 03:37 PM

I know a bagpipe player named Tim Birr.

I knew a girl in High School named Cookie Cutter.


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Jan 03 - 04:14 PM

Knew a guy whose name was Dick Wooley and he used to get alot of phone calls as the names are reversed in the phone book...
Also, used to play with a fiddler who had the most unfortunate name in show business...Peter Siemen
Went to school with a girl named Cindy Cherry. At graduation she filled out her name card as 'Lostrah' for her middle name...to be read over the pa system at commencement. Alas, some office geek with no sense of humor caught it and she wasn't allowed to take part.


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: Bill D
Date: 26 Jan 03 - 05:57 PM

2 girls sat side by side in a class I taught in college...Linda Samples and Cathy Beaver... I always wanted to ask them if life were 'interesting' because of the names.

...from a listing of members of the Senate of the Presbyterian College:

Two Years - Mr. Douglas Lightfoot, Baie d'Urfe, PQ (1996); Rev. Harry Kuntz, Pointe Claire, PQ (1999); Rev.

and...if you want LOTS more try this page


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: Bill D
Date: 26 Jan 03 - 06:01 PM

and...I used to have a little paper with an ad touting "Penelope Klutchenback, 300 lb. go-go mama"


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: harvey andrews
Date: 26 Jan 03 - 07:22 PM

I once had a girlfriend called Bates. She had a younger brother. I was nervous when I met the family and on introduction I said;
"Ah, so you're Master Bates." (honestly!)


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 26 Jan 03 - 07:27 PM

If you don't mind fictional names, you might like this:
Car Talk Credits.


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 26 Jan 03 - 09:23 PM

I always think Mr and Mrs Morrison must have had a nasty streak to name their little boy Marion. Though I always think it was a bit chicken of him to change his name to John Wayne.

I somehow don't think a real John Wayne would have done that.


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: Melani
Date: 26 Jan 03 - 09:23 PM

I once knew a guy named Rocky Vernon Mountain. He had a sister named Candy.


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 26 Jan 03 - 09:25 PM

I always think Mr and Mrs Morrison must have had a nasty streak to name their little boy Marion. Though I always think it was a bit chicken of him to change his name to John Wayne.

I somehow don't think a real John Wayne would have done that.


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: Chip2447
Date: 26 Jan 03 - 11:18 PM

Isn't Ricky Scaggs' daughter named Amanda Lynn?


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: Socorro
Date: 27 Jan 03 - 12:56 PM

i live in the epicenter of what was hippiedom, in the 60s. There was a local hippie, named Vito Paulekas, whose children all had "colorful" names.
The one in my daughter's class was named "Phreekus", he had 2 sisters named Groovy Nipples and Mary Apple (which is sort of cute).

Phreekus is a nice lad & changed his name to Mark as soon as he could.


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: Kim C
Date: 27 Jan 03 - 05:24 PM

I went to school with a Jeff Butt.

Here in Nashville we have a podiatrist named Steven Head.

When I worked at a magazine, I was asked to make some phone calls to some publicists, one of whom was named Honey Combs. I told the editor I just couldn't do it, because I'd laugh, and I didn't want to be rude.

Let us not forget Ima Hogg. She was a real person - I used to know a little more about her. I believe the Hogg family were some wealthy folks from Texas - maybe someone else is more enlightened.

And of course, there's the race car driver, Dick Trickle.


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: GUEST,Kendall
Date: 27 Jan 03 - 07:44 PM

There is a dentist here named Swallow. Peter, Swallow.


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: mandomad
Date: 27 Jan 03 - 07:50 PM

Knew a family called Prout, called their son Russell.

                This is true, too.

                            mandomad


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: JennyO
Date: 27 Jan 03 - 10:29 PM

There's a dentist near here named Dr Pang.


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: Metchosin
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 02:02 AM

My daughters went to school with a Mike Rack and an Aiyella Knott (not sure that's the correct spelling of her first name, but that was how it was pronounced).


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: jonm
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 03:03 AM

Went to school with a Richard Soul. Nobody saw it coming when the teacher read out the register (initial, surname) R.Soul....


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 04:17 AM

I've known a Gordon Bennett and a John Thomas. You'd think that some parents would be a bit more careful how they named their children.


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: okthen
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 04:50 AM

Dweezil and Moon unit would seem to be almost acceptable.


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: Schantieman
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 05:31 AM

Then there was a friend of a friend called Dawn somethingorother who married Dave Sky.

Steve


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: the lemonade lady
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 07:19 AM

When I worked for a firm of accountants, one of the side kicks was called....Isaac Hunt. Really, I'm not joking. He was happy to be called John!

Sal


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 07:35 AM

I new a lady whose married name was Hope Nott


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 08:29 AM

Here in New Hampshire we have a Democratic politician named Dick Swett. (Yes, he's know as "Dick" not "Richard".)

The office of "Dr. Boozer" (general practitioner, I think) used to be in my old neighborhood in Milwaukee in the '60s.

Somewhere I have a list of unfortunate names . . .

Linn


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 08:38 AM

We had a Discipline Master at a school I attended (yes, that was the official term!) called Mr Butcher.

And we had two GPs in a local health ventre- Dr Haque and Dr Basher. And a consultant called Dr Savage...


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: Kim C
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 10:00 AM

This is a little off the subject, but we have a manicure salon in Nashville called the Nail Trap. I do my own nails, but if I were to go somewhere to get a manicure, it wouldn't be a place that conjures up images of having my finger caught in a mousetrap...


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: GUEST,Den
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 10:03 AM

We had a teacher called Bates and as was the custom in Ireland the male teachers were referred to as Master. The poor guys first name was Dick. At my kids school there is a Mrs Lush and the janitor's name is Mr Grout...honest.


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: Lyndi-loo
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 11:17 AM

I once knew a girl called Sherri and she married a guy called Peter Beer.

In the Western Isles phonebook there is a Dr Donald Duck


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: Kim C
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 11:39 AM

I once sold furniture to a guy named Howard Duck.


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: annamill
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 11:48 AM

Everytime I see one of these threads I feel obligated to put forth this name because I feel it is the very best one and I have not found ONE that tops it.

I have a friend who worked for AT&T as an engineer and his immediate superior's name was "Eberhardt Wonderlik".

This is true!

Love, Annamill


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: Kim C
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 11:50 AM

Here's one I forgot. While searching through some genealogical records, I found the name Pleasant Mount.

Not related to me, though...


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Subject: RE: BS: My Mum and Dad hated me.
From: GUEST,Banjoman
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 12:02 PM

I kne a lad called Neil Down at school and another called Stanley Upjohn. It was great to hear a teacher call "Kneel Down and Stanupjohn"


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