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BS: What if they had said it this way

GUEST,Jeep Man 20 Aug 02 - 09:09 PM
Bill D 20 Aug 02 - 09:12 PM
Susanne (skw) 20 Aug 02 - 09:15 PM
Bill D 20 Aug 02 - 09:15 PM
Bill D 20 Aug 02 - 09:18 PM
MMario 20 Aug 02 - 10:20 PM
michaelr 20 Aug 02 - 10:24 PM
katlaughing 20 Aug 02 - 10:48 PM
Chip2447 20 Aug 02 - 11:21 PM
Sorcha 20 Aug 02 - 11:25 PM
GUEST,Kaleb 20 Aug 02 - 11:33 PM
Wincing Devil 20 Aug 02 - 11:35 PM
GUEST 20 Aug 02 - 11:46 PM
GUEST,Bardford 21 Aug 02 - 12:14 AM
DonMeixner 21 Aug 02 - 12:18 AM
Genie 21 Aug 02 - 12:18 AM
katlaughing 21 Aug 02 - 12:33 AM
GUEST,Souter 21 Aug 02 - 01:33 AM
Benjamin 21 Aug 02 - 02:32 AM
GUEST,Crazy Eddie 21 Aug 02 - 04:10 AM
Skipper Jack 21 Aug 02 - 04:49 AM
Trevor 21 Aug 02 - 05:00 AM
Chip2447 21 Aug 02 - 06:24 AM
kendall 21 Aug 02 - 06:36 AM
SharonA 21 Aug 02 - 10:39 AM
GUEST,Fred Miller 21 Aug 02 - 10:54 AM
Trevor 21 Aug 02 - 11:05 AM
Trevor 21 Aug 02 - 12:00 PM
MMario 21 Aug 02 - 12:16 PM
Morticia 21 Aug 02 - 12:24 PM
kendall 21 Aug 02 - 12:31 PM
Micca 21 Aug 02 - 01:28 PM
MMario 21 Aug 02 - 01:42 PM
Uncle_DaveO 21 Aug 02 - 01:43 PM
Uncle_DaveO 21 Aug 02 - 01:47 PM
Genie 21 Aug 02 - 01:55 PM
MMario 21 Aug 02 - 02:15 PM
SharonA 21 Aug 02 - 03:03 PM
Genie 21 Aug 02 - 03:11 PM
SharonA 21 Aug 02 - 03:14 PM
Genie 21 Aug 02 - 03:31 PM
MMario 21 Aug 02 - 03:33 PM
GUEST,Don Meixner at work 21 Aug 02 - 03:36 PM
Hippie Chick 21 Aug 02 - 03:39 PM
Genie 21 Aug 02 - 03:55 PM
katlaughing 21 Aug 02 - 04:09 PM
The Walrus 21 Aug 02 - 05:54 PM
Bill D 21 Aug 02 - 06:00 PM
GUEST,Just Amy 21 Aug 02 - 06:21 PM
Jim Dixon 21 Aug 02 - 06:32 PM
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Subject: What if they had said it this way
From: GUEST,Jeep Man
Date: 20 Aug 02 - 09:09 PM

I am talking about some of the famous lines that have lasted for decades. Movies, novels, TV and even songs.

Example,

"FRANKLY MY DEAR, I DON'T CARE"

"GET OUT OF TOWN BEFORE BRUNCH".

"THIS CITY ISN'T LARGE ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US'

"WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE PITTSBURGH".

Anyone Else? Jeep


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Aug 02 - 09:12 PM

"Call me Izzy......"


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: Susanne (skw)
Date: 20 Aug 02 - 09:15 PM

To be or not to be ???


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Aug 02 - 09:15 PM

"Hi, Yo, Mister Ed...Awaaaaayyy"


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Aug 02 - 09:18 PM

"You know, I heard a horse sing like that, once"

Big Bill Broonzy


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: MMario
Date: 20 Aug 02 - 10:20 PM

We're off to see the humbug?

Your mission - whether you like it or not...


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: michaelr
Date: 20 Aug 02 - 10:24 PM

The answer, my friend, is blowing like an empty paper bag on the sidewalk...


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: katlaughing
Date: 20 Aug 02 - 10:48 PM

I left my heart in that hilly town with cable cars

The sun will come out the next day

Singing in the precipitation

It's another day in the approximately ten block square

And, awaaaaay we leave

Fiddle dee dee, I'll think about that on the upcoming day

I'm ready for my up close and personal, Mr. de Mille!


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: Chip2447
Date: 20 Aug 02 - 11:21 PM

Looking for Mr. Snickers.

They may take our lives, but they will never take our desire to live unoppressed and with equality for all.

Alas, poor Bobbit. I knew him, Lorena.

Call me Ishtar.

I never drink....fermented grape juice.

Chip2447(quitting now before this gets waaaay outta control)


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: Sorcha
Date: 20 Aug 02 - 11:25 PM

Oh, funny Jim. Good one!


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: GUEST,Kaleb
Date: 20 Aug 02 - 11:33 PM

Who was that man with that mask thing covering his eyes?



Kaleb


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: Wincing Devil
Date: 20 Aug 02 - 11:35 PM

  • Me Tarzan, You Phil(*)
  • Here's lookin at me kid
  • Lions and tigers and chipmunks, Oh My!
  • Writ of Habeus Corpus? We don' need no stinkin' writ of habeus corpus!
  • A double mocha latte! A double mocha latte! My Kingdom for a double mocha latte!
  • Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this son of Hoboken.
  • Use the Spatula, Luke!

*(Not that there's anything wrong with that!)


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Aug 02 - 11:46 PM

I made him an offer and he liked it ok.

Go ahead punk, make my lunch.

If you build it, people will come from all over and stand in line and pay you money to see it and they will like it and tell all their friends about it.

Kaleb


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: GUEST,Bardford
Date: 21 Aug 02 - 12:14 AM

Of all the Tim Horton's in all the towns in all the world, she had to walk into mine.

(It's a coffee/donut franchise in Canada.)


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: DonMeixner
Date: 21 Aug 02 - 12:18 AM

"I am a cheese danish!"

"Well, OKay there , Puritan."

"On second thought I'll have a beer, Draft, not bottled."

"All right Buddy, where's the Fire?, "In your eyes officer, in your eyes."


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: Genie
Date: 21 Aug 02 - 12:18 AM

"As God is my witness, I'll never be sober again!"

"I'm as angry as H - E - double hockey sticks, and I do not intend to continue abiding this in the future!"

"And, as Tiny Tim observed, 'Bah, humbug!'"

"Cher! Cher! Come back, Cher!"

"Elvis has eaten the building."


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: katlaughing
Date: 21 Aug 02 - 12:33 AM

Dddddat's everything, folks!

Yabba *Dippity Do!

Heigh'o Nickel, Get Going!

Say goodnight, Don Juan..



*a hair gel


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: GUEST,Souter
Date: 21 Aug 02 - 01:33 AM

Propel, propel, propel your craft
Gently down the silusion
Extaticly, extaticly, extaticly, extaticly,
Existence is but a delusion.


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: Benjamin
Date: 21 Aug 02 - 02:32 AM

I'd really enjoy being under a salty body of water not big enough to be called an ocean in a place where eight legged freaks grow their plants!

Doesn't have the same comercial appeal (though it might have back then, I wasn't yet born)!


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: GUEST,Crazy Eddie
Date: 21 Aug 02 - 04:10 AM

Is that a pin in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?

We will fight them amongst the sand-castles....

Frankie & Johnny: He was her man, and not only was he always faithful; he was unfailingly kind, considerate, and sensitive.

Your mission Jim, whether you like it or not....


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: Skipper Jack
Date: 21 Aug 02 - 04:49 AM

Holy Indians! Look at all them mackeral.

Heard at the "Battle of The Big Little Horn"


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: Trevor
Date: 21 Aug 02 - 05:00 AM

"Well Tonto, we're surrounded by Commanches, we're out of bullets - it looks like we've come to the end of the line old friend"

'Whaddya mean 'we' ya pale faced bastard.."


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: Chip2447
Date: 21 Aug 02 - 06:24 AM

Yes, yes I did have sexual relations with that woman, and by the way, I did inhale...


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: kendall
Date: 21 Aug 02 - 06:36 AM

"Oh dear, looks like you are horse fucked man" Wilfred Hyde White to Joseph Cotton in The Third Man. For you non fans of this classic film, Cotton, (Holly Martin) was in Vienna for a job, and when he arrived, his mentor, Harry Lime was reported dead. W.H. White said, "Oh, that is awkward."


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: SharonA
Date: 21 Aug 02 - 10:39 AM

"Smith. John Smith." – Agent 007

"I always met a man I liked." – Will Rogers

"87 years ago, our people of an earlier period and common heritage produced on this continuous mass of land a novel and unfamiliar community of people composed of several nationalities and possessing a more or less defined territory and government, impregnated in the power to do as one pleases, and devoted to the offer for consideration that all males (and possible females, but let's not push it because I want to be re-elected) are designed and produced identically in value." – Abraham Lincoln


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: GUEST,Fred Miller
Date: 21 Aug 02 - 10:54 AM

My mother used to have students fill in the blanks of lines from plays they'd read, the favorite response was Hamlet to Gertrude: Go not to mine uncle's bed. Assume a headache if you have one not.

And a favorite Lenny Bruce line--There is no free brunch.

The best things in life are fried.

A good man is hard to define.

Mama always said life is like a box of "assorted" cookies, differnt shapes and colors but they all taste the same.


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: Trevor
Date: 21 Aug 02 - 11:05 AM

An inclination of the cranium is equal to the spasmodic movement of a single optic to an equine quadruped that is devoid of its visionary capacity.


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: Trevor
Date: 21 Aug 02 - 12:00 PM

Indicate the way to my abode
I'm fatigued and I wish to retire
Had alcoholic beverage sixty minutes ago, and it's gone directly to my cranium
No matter where I perambulate
Over terra, ocean or liquid effervescence
You will always hear me crooning this melody
Indicate the way to my abode

And it fits the tune - just!


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: MMario
Date: 21 Aug 02 - 12:16 PM

'to kill a parakeet'

'A long distance traveled under the ocean'

'Ad Luna,Alice, ad Luna!'


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: Morticia
Date: 21 Aug 02 - 12:24 PM

"We'll always have Milton Keynes
" "I'll be back....probably around lunchtime, so if you'd pop the kettle on , that would be very nice"


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: kendall
Date: 21 Aug 02 - 12:31 PM

There will aleays be an Old Blighty.


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: Micca
Date: 21 Aug 02 - 01:28 PM

" I am probably not going to follow agricultural employment with Margaret again"

" The answer, Comrade, is wafting on the breeze"

" Friends, Romans, Hipsters, let me clue you in, we come to put Caeser down ,Not to groove him"

" since my love departed,
I found a new abode,
its round the corner from Kings Cross
on Seven Sisters Road"

" Last night I dreamed I went to Manchester again"

" Well I woke up this morning
What a lovely day
Well I woke up this morning
What a lovely day
the little birds were singing
and the folks were making hay"


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: MMario
Date: 21 Aug 02 - 01:42 PM

Romeo- Romeo - Where the HECK are you hiding?

Hey - what's that light coming through the glass?

A large shaped portion of heat-coagulated fermented paste of powder made from the embryos of various vegatative organisms; a container of the alcoholic juices derived from vinous fruit, and you.


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 21 Aug 02 - 01:43 PM

"A trio of rodents with defective ocular perception
A trio of rodents with defective ocular perception
Observe the manner in which they perambulate
Observe the manner in which they perambulate
The group pursued the agriculturist's spouse
Who severed their caudal appendages with an instrument of household cutlery
Did you at any prior time perceive an equivalent view in your temporal, earthly existence?
A trio of rodents with defective ocular perception.

Dave Oesterreich


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 21 Aug 02 - 01:47 PM

"Scintillate, scintillate, apparently Lilliputian orb
Interrogatively, I question your constituent elements.
Elevated greatly vertically from the Terrestrial sphere
Similar to a carbonaceous, isometric, octahedral specimen in the celestial firmament."

Dave Oesterreich


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: Genie
Date: 21 Aug 02 - 01:55 PM

"Here's looking at you, Spaw."


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: MMario
Date: 21 Aug 02 - 02:15 PM

"I don't give the ignited posterior of a rodent!"


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: SharonA
Date: 21 Aug 02 - 03:03 PM

"Crest has been shown to keep teeth from rotting, which is good when you brush your teeth with it and go to the dentist too."


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: Genie
Date: 21 Aug 02 - 03:11 PM

"In clinical tests, Crest was unsurpassed in preventing new cavities--no better and no worse than any of the other 200 brands tested."


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: SharonA
Date: 21 Aug 02 - 03:14 PM

"He's kicked the bucket, Jim."


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: Genie
Date: 21 Aug 02 - 03:31 PM

"Is that a pin in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?"  -- good one, crazy  Eddie!

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Good rewrite of Lincoln, SharonA.

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Fred M, "a good man is hard to define" -- how true!

Also, how about "A good man is hard to <b>confine</b>"?

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Micca,  "...but Brutus says he [Caesar] had big eyes, and Brutus is a cool cat."

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For healthcare product ads, how about this:

"Snakoilicinª has been clinically tested.*
*We aren't going to tell you the results of those clinical tests, of course.  We're not that stupid!


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: MMario
Date: 21 Aug 02 - 03:33 PM

Gol'darn it Jim! I'm a physician. I should be out playing golf somewhere.


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: GUEST,Don Meixner at work
Date: 21 Aug 02 - 03:36 PM

Today is the last day of the first part of your life.


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: Hippie Chick
Date: 21 Aug 02 - 03:39 PM

"We can rebuild him, we have the baling wire, glue, worry beads and spit."


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: Genie
Date: 21 Aug 02 - 03:55 PM

Or how about
"Here's looking at you, bi-otch!"


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: katlaughing
Date: 21 Aug 02 - 04:09 PM

Ding-dong the bitch is dead...

At an as yet undetermined point over the multi-hued, spectrumly-correct, all-inclusive curvature in the atmosphere

Hello, pitch-black, my old friend


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: The Walrus
Date: 21 Aug 02 - 05:54 PM

Never, in the history of hostile military encounters, has such a moral debt been accrued by such a large number of people toward so small a force - W.S. Churchill

"Oh bugger!" - G.A.Custer - Little Big Horn

Walrus


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: Bill D
Date: 21 Aug 02 - 06:00 PM

"alimentary, my dear Watson"
Dr. Holmes, internal medicine

"The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy god's back"
dyslexic lexicographer

"Nosuh!"
Steppin Fetchit


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: GUEST,Just Amy
Date: 21 Aug 02 - 06:21 PM

These are great!!

My poor contributions:

Sunshine Keeps Fallin' on my Head

I'm a doctor, Jim. Not a transcendental artist.

I see a blonde whore and I want to paint her black.


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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 21 Aug 02 - 06:32 PM

A chain-link fence has come down on Europe.
--Winston Churchill

I have nothing to offer but various bodily fluids.
--Winston Churchill

We have nothing to be afraid of but being afraid of stuff.
--Franklin Roosevelt

Ich bin ein Hamburger!
--John F. Kennedy


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