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BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th

Mary in Kentucky 07 Jun 02 - 11:02 PM
CapriUni 07 Jun 02 - 11:10 PM
wysiwyg 07 Jun 02 - 11:11 PM
wysiwyg 07 Jun 02 - 11:12 PM
michaelr 07 Jun 02 - 11:16 PM
Sorcha 07 Jun 02 - 11:22 PM
Naemanson 07 Jun 02 - 11:31 PM
CapriUni 07 Jun 02 - 11:31 PM
Tweed 07 Jun 02 - 11:33 PM
JenEllen 07 Jun 02 - 11:34 PM
Mary in Kentucky 07 Jun 02 - 11:35 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 07 Jun 02 - 11:41 PM
khandu 07 Jun 02 - 11:41 PM
Amos 07 Jun 02 - 11:49 PM
GUEST,W. (Bill) S. 07 Jun 02 - 11:58 PM
CarolC 08 Jun 02 - 12:14 AM
Dave Swan 08 Jun 02 - 12:16 AM
Mark Cohen 08 Jun 02 - 12:45 AM
Big Mick 08 Jun 02 - 12:56 AM
Helen 08 Jun 02 - 12:56 AM
katlaughing 08 Jun 02 - 01:03 AM
Benjamin 08 Jun 02 - 01:13 AM
Mark Cohen 08 Jun 02 - 01:50 AM
Mudlark 08 Jun 02 - 02:01 AM
Gary T 08 Jun 02 - 02:18 AM
InOBU 08 Jun 02 - 02:35 AM
Liz the Squeak 08 Jun 02 - 03:00 AM
Eric the Viking 08 Jun 02 - 07:35 AM
mooman 08 Jun 02 - 07:58 AM
kendall 08 Jun 02 - 08:04 AM
gnu 08 Jun 02 - 08:08 AM
Naemanson 08 Jun 02 - 08:27 AM
Mr Red 08 Jun 02 - 08:33 AM
bbc 08 Jun 02 - 08:55 AM
artbrooks 08 Jun 02 - 09:05 AM
Morticia 08 Jun 02 - 09:06 AM
Paul from Hull 08 Jun 02 - 09:42 AM
Gareth 08 Jun 02 - 09:52 AM
Murray MacLeod 08 Jun 02 - 10:12 AM
Áine 08 Jun 02 - 10:44 AM
Rick Fielding 08 Jun 02 - 10:59 AM
Sam Pirt 08 Jun 02 - 11:05 AM
Giac 08 Jun 02 - 11:36 AM
Micca 08 Jun 02 - 11:36 AM
wysiwyg 08 Jun 02 - 11:45 AM
Genie 08 Jun 02 - 11:51 AM
GUEST,Bill Kennedy 08 Jun 02 - 11:57 AM
Lonesome EJ 08 Jun 02 - 11:59 AM
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Subject: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Mary in Kentucky
Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:02 PM

Happy Birthday Spaw!

click here hehe

*************caution***************

(do not click with food in mouth)


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: CapriUni
Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:10 PM

Hmmm.... Everytime Spaw finds a birthday thread, in insults the Member of honor....

This one should be fun... Pass the popcorn!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: wysiwyg
Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:11 PM

Insult Spaw's member? Sure! Let's!

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: wysiwyg
Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:12 PM

Oh Mary ! Perfect! Words cannot express!

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: michaelr
Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:16 PM

Good one, Mary!

49 again, eh Spaw? Happy birthday!

Cheers,
Michael


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Sorcha
Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:22 PM

LOL! Not a good one, a GREAT ONE!! Here's a swift kick in the nutz, kiddo!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Naemanson
Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:31 PM

Spaw has a birthday? Wow!

Happy Birthday, old man, from one who will always be younger and better looking than you. [Grin]


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: CapriUni
Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:31 PM

Mary, for some reason, I didn't get a picture... just fireworks animation...

Oy! "Member"! I only said that because we don't have birthday threads for guests... and the inuendo went sailing right over my head...

'Course, with Spaw, everything is inuendo, so it doesn't matter what I write...

:::Reaching for popcorn::: I wonder how Spaw will manage to insult himself... and will he take it well, or get all huffy?


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Tweed
Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:33 PM

And one from me too! Happy Birthday you old buzzard;~)


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: JenEllen
Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:34 PM

No innuendo, just sincere wishes. Tell Sis to pass along a few thousand puppy-kisses to celebrate the day for me, eh?
luv,
yerJE


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Mary in Kentucky
Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:35 PM

Capri, the site is pretty slow sometimes. Try the refresh after you sit there awhile.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:41 PM

Happy Birfday Spaw.john


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: khandu
Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:41 PM

In you window? What the hell?

Hey, Dear Spaw, the banks in Mississippi closed their doors and flew the flag at quarter-mast today, in honor of your birthday! Quarter-mast in honor of your wee little member!

Have a grand and happy birthday, ole bud!

khandu


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:49 PM

Pat:

As the actress said to the bishop, many happy returns.

Give yourself a big pat on the back for your continued survival.

Fondest regards, and thanks for all the bullshit,

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: GUEST,W. (Bill) S.
Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:58 PM

May you...have...a....happy...birthday, Spaw. Let's, you and...me get...togethersometimeand...talk about...life and......ME!

Your...Friend

Bill


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: CarolC
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 12:14 AM

Happy Birthday Spaw! Hope it's a good one.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Dave Swan
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 12:16 AM

Right. Your bidet.

The partners of Lane, Fielding Patterson & Swan, Layabouts at Large, acting in quorum, in absentia, quim pro quo, coito ergo sum, et al, et cetera, have voted to authorize, in honor of your navel day, a day off, from doing nothing. Therefore, you are authroized to do less than nothing the whole day long, a task for which you are supremely qualified.

So take the day off. Don't feel guilty about the amount of CO2 you're creating today. Or the amount of O2 you're consuming. Somewhere, someone thinks you're worth a shit....really.

Many happy returns of the day, pal.

D&P


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 12:45 AM

Pat, I hope your birthday is full of...whatever you want it to be. As my grandmother never said: Zolst du vaksn--vi a tsibele, mit kop in drerd!

And as Israel Kamakawiwoole would have said, if he were alive:

Hau'oli la hanau, brah!



Aloha,
Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Big Mick
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 12:56 AM

What El Swanno and the Peej said.

I want to give you one the most prized piece of Mudcat memorabilia in the world. I want you to have it. I want you to have the original spud and thong. It is yours......................no...........no..........stop it. I will not take no for an answer. Just please don't sell it on Ebay.

Happy Birthday, pal. I am going to stop and see you around the 12th or thirteenth of July on my way back from Cinncinnatti on biz.

I need to go to bed, I have been laying about all day and I am bushed.

Mick


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Helen
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 12:56 AM

Happy Birthday, 'Spaw, from someone who beat you to birthday this week by 3 days.

Geminis unite & multiply! We can take over the world two-by-two. Geminis to the power of 2.

Helen


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: katlaughing
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 01:03 AM

Ya did good, MaryinKY!! What a darling lil' ol' devil, too!

Happy Birthday, SPAWdarlin'!



Thanks for being here another year and being such a dear friend. Gosh...I don't know what's happened...I haven't called you the "evil twin" in ages! Must be yer age!*bg*

luvyabunchesPeaches....kat


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Benjamin
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 01:13 AM

Just for the record, Spaw has never insulted me on my birthday, or in a birthday thread (I guess someone needs to start one first).
Spaw, happy birthday from someone who is and always will be MUCH younger!

Benjamin


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 01:50 AM

I think we should all chip in (so to speak) and get 'Spaw a gift certificate to this place for his birthday.

Aloha,
Mark

(What am I thinking? He probably owns a half interest in the store already.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Mudlark
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 02:01 AM

My word...I had no idea the horned one in question was so young, so handsome....Happy Birthday!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Gary T
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 02:18 AM

Happy birthday to a true character with true character.

And remember, size doesn't matter (much).


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: InOBU
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 02:35 AM

Happy Blirp day to U
Hippy Birff dey 2 ewe
Haapppyyy BBBBBLLLLIIIIRRRFFFFPPPPPPHHHH dey, ye' ol ticker ye....
Ha (burp)py bbbrrrrrzzzzzthhhhrip dey to you!!!!
(and buy my CD folks and give it to spaw... from the old plugomatic)
Larry


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 03:00 AM

Hey Spaw, come on over and get your birthday present.... that's it, sit just there, no, the seat is supposed to be shaped like that, and yes, the straps are necessary..... that's it, just slide on over, mind your leg.....

Now close your eyes.......

Happy birthday sweetheart...

LTS XX


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Eric the Viking
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 07:35 AM

appy barfday you old git-best wishes for many more (at your age!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: mooman
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 07:58 AM

Happy birthday 'Spaw

Be careful not to start a fire blowing the candles out!

All the very best!

mooman


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: kendall
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 08:04 AM

Birthday? Spaw was born? I thought he was hatched on a hot rock.His father's name was Onan, right?

Anyway, happy whatever Spaw!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: gnu
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 08:08 AM

A toast of TTB to you ! Have a happy Bday !


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Naemanson
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 08:27 AM

A FART SHOP!?!?!

Only in this Spaw-niverse.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Mr Red
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 08:33 AM

I clicked
Screen immediately went porridge pointilism! Should eat breakfast earlier!
Yea - Happy Burpday Sapw.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: bbc
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 08:55 AM

Yup, it was on my calendar, too! Pat, it wouldn't be the same without you. I hope to see your face in person sometime.

love,

Barbara & Duane


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: artbrooks
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 09:05 AM

In-ewe-end-o? The guy is kinkier than I thought! Happy however-many, Spaw!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Morticia
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 09:06 AM

Hey Uncle Pat, another year older and deeper in BS,eh?Happy Bithday, you darling old DOM.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 09:42 AM

*ROFL*

Have a good one, 'Spaw!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Gareth
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 09:52 AM

I regret that for some reason or another I can not pick up the Clicky. Howerever I think it is safe to asume that it is in impecable bad taste.

Spaw - May you continue to damage the Ozone layer for many a further year.

Gareth


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Murray MacLeod
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 10:12 AM

Happy birthday Spaw. It just so happens that today is also the most important day in the whole of the sporting calendar, namely the running of the Epsom Derby.

So, looking for a coincidence bet, I have decided to have a fiver each-way on "Louisville". (Yes I know you don't live anywhere near Louisville but that's the best I could come up with).

In just under an hour I will know whether I have kissed my money goodbye, or whether I have suddenly become rich. If it wins, I promise you I will buy you a set of guitar strings of your choice as a birthday present.

Murray


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Áine
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 10:44 AM

Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday, my lovely saggy assed Galapagos tortoise
(gasp . . .)
Happy birthday to you!

Ya know, dear 'Spaw, you'd think that after all these years of chasing your bum on this virtual beach, I would've caught you by now -- just shows to go ya that slow and steady wins the race! ;D

Have a good 'un, you ol' fart -- We love ya,

Áine


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 10:59 AM

We're toasting you with a big bowl of homemade pea soup....cuts down on the hangovers.

Have a great one.

Rick and heather


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Sam Pirt
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 11:05 AM

Hi have a great happy birthday!!!!!

Cheers, Sam


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Giac
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 11:36 AM

Happy Birthday, 'Spaw.

Nope, that's it, no insults, in-yer-windows, bad jokes, nuthin'.

No, seriously, 'Spaw, that's it, just Happy Birthday. No comments about BS in your part of Ohio being so deep that they had to install warning beacons for the space shuttle.

No jibes about the company you keep (Mrs. 'Spaw and the 'Spawlings excluded, of course). NO! Cletus, I didn't mean you, but, now, Paw and those Reg boys ... .

All right, young man, that's it, have a good un.

Mary


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Micca
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 11:36 AM

Happy Birthday Cousin' Spaw, This might amuse you it made me laugh Here mit der kliken


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: wysiwyg
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 11:45 AM

Just for you (don't even share it with the fam), a case of their best is on the way to you from THESE FINE PURVEYORS. Enjoy!

~Susan


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Genie
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 11:51 AM

Chippie Mirth Day!

Hippie Bath Day!

Harpie Burp Day!

and, most of all,

Sloppy Beer Day!

Genie

And, thanks to Mary, you now have a karaoke of that great Charlie Daniels hit to sing with!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: GUEST,Bill Kennedy
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 11:57 AM

here is an old birthday song we used to sing:

Down on the farm, the cows ask for Spaw,
Down on the farm, the cows ask for Spaw,
Down on the farm, the cows ask for Spaw,
The cows ask, the chickens ask, the HORSES AS'(K) for Spaw!

all the best, Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 11:59 AM

Since 1999, your presence here has continued to bring this Forum down to the level of the lowest common denominator. You have made the sublime into the ridiculous on nearly every occasion. You have made fun of people regardless of whether they deserved it or not. You have engaged in long, rambling stories about imaginary rednecks. You have made a travesty of the fine musical Oklahoma! with your pornographic satires. You have failed to render unto Neil Young all the respect due Him, and have instead erected an imaginary mental clinic in His name.

For this and many other reasons, I just have to say...sniffle... I love you, man! Happy Birthday!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: DonMeixner
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 12:02 PM

Happy Birth Day Pat

Glad to have had you around for another year. Sticking around for another? I have some dulcimer questions for ya.

Don


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: SINSULL
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 12:31 PM

Major Birthday Question: Do you take the wife and kids to McDonald's and then head to Taco Bell to get yours and eat? Or force everyone to eat at Taco Bell?

Happy Birthday, Pat! Enjoy it!

SINS


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