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BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR

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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: keberoxu
Date: 22 Jul 18 - 08:58 PM

My Brakes are Excellent
Come Closer
and
I'll Show You


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: gillymor
Date: 20 Jul 18 - 03:57 PM

Not so much funny as urgent:

MAKE AMERICA SANE AGAIN


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Jul 18 - 03:39 PM

Never Republican again


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Iains
Date: 19 Jul 18 - 03:49 PM

Seen on a car whose owner did not vote for Hilary:

"Life is a bitch, so do not vote for one!!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: frogprince
Date: 19 Jul 18 - 01:45 PM

I'm not sure this is really FUNNY, but I'm tempted to make myself one


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Jeri
Date: 26 Apr 17 - 09:45 AM

Not a bumper sticker, but a license plate on a Honda Element: "the5th"
Then, the license plate holder said "Wash is my co-pilot"

Hard-core sci-fi fan!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: gillymor
Date: 26 Apr 17 - 09:01 AM

I saw one the other day I can sympathize with:

Honk if Trump Makes You Puke

My neighbor still has this one on her bumper:



    CLINTON/KAINE
Because They're Not Insane


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Apr 17 - 04:46 PM

My President was an honor student at Harvard


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: DMcG
Date: 25 Apr 17 - 04:12 PM

Not a bumper sticker at all, but i found it amusing. There is a model of BMW 53506. In the model I saw the designer had chosen a 'seven segment' style of lettering. As a result, upside down it is POSES. Which almost irresistibly close to POSER.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Iains
Date: 25 Apr 17 - 03:55 PM

Seen in Dallas when drilling off the Atlantic seaboard had been halted:

"Let the Bastards freeze in New York"


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Apr 17 - 10:02 PM

My giant Caddy has room for many religious stickers:

on the right rear; Believe Trump, Obey Russia, Buy Ivanka, Worship $
on the left rear; Get Saved by Sanders


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: saulgoldie
Date: 24 Apr 17 - 10:52 AM

Can't remember if I posted thee earlier, but...

This is one I would like to have made:
"My delinquent gave your honor student herpes"

I have seen this one:
"Your stick figure family was delicious" (with pic of T-Rex)

AND...
Vanity tag:
"TIH2 WA"

I didn't get this until the vehicle was in my rearview mirror. (There is a longer anecdote that goes with this, but this is the short version.)

Saul


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 20 Aug 16 - 08:08 AM

Seen in Bristol, handwritten in the dirt on the back of a white van, "I wish my wife was this dirty."

On a sticker on the back of another white van, years ago:

"Badly driven? Go to www.gofuckyourself.co.uk"


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Joe_F
Date: 19 Aug 16 - 09:38 PM

In 1968, I made my own bumper sticker:

HUMPHREY
We Could Do Worse

(And so we did!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Mrrzy
Date: 19 Aug 16 - 08:40 PM

I'M THE REAL FATHER
of your honor roll student


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Gda Music
Date: 19 Aug 16 - 12:33 PM

I remember this from a car in the 60s...

    EXHUME HOARE-BELISHA

GJ


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Jim Carroll
Date: 19 Aug 16 - 11:47 AM

Seen on the bumper of a large American car carrying four young black through the streets of Wandsworth in West London, twenty-odd years ago.
"Your daughter may not have been on the Mayflower, but she certainly certainly came across last night".
Jim Carroll


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Aug 16 - 08:38 AM

70 is the new 69

TrumPutense 16

Over the
Hill ary

Keep corruption alive.
   Elect someone!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Senoufou
Date: 19 Aug 16 - 03:38 AM

In Ghana, particularly in Accra, where the cars zoom around dangerously, not to mention the little minibuses totally overloaded and the usual laden mopeds etc, one is in constant fear of being involved in an accident. It's the custom there to write huge signs on the back of vehicles expressing religious fervour. One sees for example JESUS IS LORD! and JESUS LOVES US! On a particularly bad day, on my way in a taxi to the British Embassy, lurching and swerving to avoid certain death, I was briefly amused to see a minibus go by with OH GOD HELP US! writ large on the back window. I could only mutter "Amen!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Mike in Brunswick
Date: 18 Aug 16 - 11:30 PM

HOWS MY DRIVING?
SHOOT ME A TEXT

Mike


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Mrrzy
Date: 18 Aug 16 - 08:52 PM

HONK IF YOU (HEART) JESUS
text and drive if you want to meet him!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: frogprince
Date: 08 Nov 13 - 10:51 AM

God is my Co-pilot...


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: frogprince
Date: 04 Nov 13 - 10:50 PM

My very own stroke of genius :)


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 29 Aug 12 - 02:15 AM

A question appeared early in this thread about how to post the letter PI. The "Capital Greek PI" has Unicode character value 03A0, so you would type

Π

to get

Π

The "Greek Small Letter Pi" has Unicode Character Value 03C0 so you would type

&#x03CO;

to get

π

In Word, in both Windows and Apple versions, autocorrect or autoreplace can be used to change a "code" that you type to something else, or you can use the "Insert|Symbol" utility; and either of these can be used to insert "symbols." Unfortunately the "symbols" inserted come from a "font page" that simply puts different "pictures" in the spots that correspond to "real characters" so what might print ok directly from Word will print as something different if the "symbol" is pasted into a different program/format like html, or may just print the code you typed.

Professional layout/typography workers DO NOT EVER USE THE WORD SYMBOL INSERTION utility because in any case involving a change in format IT DOESN'T WORK RIGHT, as was demonstrated 'way back at the beginnings of this thread.

Now - - - back to the much more interesting legal graffiti bumber stickers.

John


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 29 Aug 12 - 01:39 AM

Not exactly a bumper sticker, but painted on the back of a septic tank truck ...

Like the ones that we call the "shit suckers" that clean out the port-a-pots at festival ...


                         WARNING
                   THIS TRUCK FULL OF XXXXX

                      POLITICAL PROMISES


(The XXXXX was a "painted over" spot, in just contrasting enough color for you to assume "something" had been "deleted.")

John


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: frogprince
Date: 28 Aug 12 - 11:43 AM

A sticker at the bottom edge of the side window of the car parked next to us at Tim Horton's: "Did you vote for Obama? Thanks a lot, Asshole". I'm still disappointed because I didn't have a piece of stiff paper; I printed "You're welcome" on a paper napkin, and tried to put it in the window slot by the sticker, but it just flopped over so he probably wouldn't have seen what it said. I so wanted to be able to move off a ways and watch for the guy to find it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 28 Aug 12 - 11:11 AM

We're all here because we're not all there.

Seen on a car in Colorado.:-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Frank
Date: 28 Jun 12 - 04:27 AM

On a Truck that empties out septic tanks (sewerage).
"It might be shit to you, but it's my bread and butter."

"Six Million sperm - and you had to be the fastest swimmer!"

A friend's vehicle plate - TIVOOM


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 27 Jun 12 - 10:50 PM

DEFY AUTHORITY! whenever it's permitted


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Sandy Mc Lean
Date: 27 Jun 12 - 12:41 PM

HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS

CLICK


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Lighter
Date: 27 Jun 12 - 12:28 PM

On same car:

[Gray ribbon shape:] WE SUPPORT ZOMBIES.

[Black and yellow diamond shape:] STOLEN BABIES ON BOARD


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,saulgoldie
Date: 27 Jun 12 - 12:07 PM

"Horn broken; watch for finger."


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: kendall
Date: 27 Jun 12 - 08:49 AM

Blow horn if you hate noise


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Jun 12 - 11:34 AM

Not all that funny, but a fitting combination I saw last week: on left side of bumper "No Fat Chicks Allowed" and on the right side "My parents said I could be anything I aspired to, so I grew and became an asshole."


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Peter
Date: 26 Jun 12 - 11:34 AM

"Its a lovely day - some bastard is bound to spoil it"

The car was on a police tow truck when I saw it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 26 Jun 12 - 09:47 AM

Seen for sale on-line:

MAY THE FETUS YOU SAVE BE GAY


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: kendall
Date: 26 Jun 12 - 06:59 AM

Not a bumper sticker, but our main car is an Impala. Just over that I added "Vlad The".


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: saulgoldie
Date: 26 Jun 12 - 06:47 AM

Should have been "Maximum Capacity: 25 Clowns"

Saul


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: PHJim
Date: 25 Jun 12 - 04:43 PM

Friends Don`t Let Friends Clap On One And Three.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,saulgoldie
Date: 25 Jun 12 - 04:33 PM

I just saw this one on a "Smart car." (You know, those itty bitty things that when they grow up they want to be a "real" car?)

"Limit: 25 clowns"


Saul


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 11:52 AM

Ready to print from my site:

My President
was an Honor Roll
student



Romney 2012 :
Have it both ways
on every issue



Perry For Presindent
of that American Country


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,999
Date: 13 Oct 11 - 09:59 PM

I found a site that had a few I've never seen. Here they are.

Happy face sticker with this quote: "Well aren't we just a ray of fu#king sunshine!"

"What if the Hokey Pokey WAS what it's all about?"


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 13 Oct 11 - 08:39 PM

Oh! That is excellent, Lighter!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Lighter
Date: 13 Oct 11 - 08:25 PM

CRITICAL THINKING: The other national deficit


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 13 Oct 11 - 07:25 PM

michael, I LIKE that!

Bruce, LOL..they did, didn't they!

Saw this the other day:

Flaming Moderate


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,999
Date: 24 Sep 11 - 01:11 PM

Bachmann in 2012.
(The Mayans tried to warn us.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: michaelr
Date: 24 Sep 11 - 12:56 AM

My bumpersticker for 2012 is "Obama: There's still hope".

Think I should print up a few?


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 24 Sep 11 - 12:09 AM

Time to post a few new ones I've seen lately:

Upside down in the back window of an SUV,

"If you can read this roll me over!"

On a church kiosk,

"Go against God's grain and you'll get splinters." Hmmmm...!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Desert Dancer
Date: 15 Nov 10 - 04:56 PM

One I heard of recently, painfully true:

[picture of Abe Lincoln] "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to."


~ Becky in Tucson


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 14 Nov 10 - 11:36 PM

Oh, yea, frogprince!

Janie, too true!

Not a bumper sticker, but a local church kiosk says "Kind Words Are the Music of the World." I kind a liked that!


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