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RAT BASTARD OF 2002

GUEST 30 Jan 02 - 03:09 PM
Tiger 30 Jan 02 - 03:31 PM
paddymac 30 Jan 02 - 06:37 PM
Gareth 30 Jan 02 - 06:47 PM
DougR 30 Jan 02 - 06:54 PM
Paul from Hull 30 Jan 02 - 07:23 PM
Lepus Rex 30 Jan 02 - 07:46 PM
catspaw49 30 Jan 02 - 07:54 PM
Mary in Kentucky 30 Jan 02 - 07:56 PM
kendall 30 Jan 02 - 08:02 PM
Paul from Hull 30 Jan 02 - 08:34 PM
dick greenhaus 30 Jan 02 - 09:04 PM
wysiwyg 30 Jan 02 - 09:04 PM
Murray MacLeod 30 Jan 02 - 10:12 PM
Devilmaster 30 Jan 02 - 11:09 PM
Devilmaster 30 Jan 02 - 11:14 PM
Lonesome EJ 30 Jan 02 - 11:19 PM
Big Mick 30 Jan 02 - 11:20 PM
Lonesome EJ 30 Jan 02 - 11:32 PM
WyoWoman 30 Jan 02 - 11:36 PM
Chip2447 30 Jan 02 - 11:39 PM
Big Mick 30 Jan 02 - 11:43 PM
Lonesome EJ 30 Jan 02 - 11:51 PM
catspaw49 30 Jan 02 - 11:53 PM
Lonesome EJ 31 Jan 02 - 12:01 AM
Rustic Rebel 31 Jan 02 - 12:01 AM
WyoWoman 31 Jan 02 - 12:08 AM
catspaw49 31 Jan 02 - 12:18 AM
Liz the Squeak 31 Jan 02 - 12:19 AM
fat B****rd 31 Jan 02 - 03:34 AM
InOBU 31 Jan 02 - 09:35 AM
InOBU 31 Jan 02 - 09:43 AM
InOBU 31 Jan 02 - 09:52 AM
Bill D 31 Jan 02 - 10:39 AM
JenEllen 31 Jan 02 - 03:23 PM
wysiwyg 31 Jan 02 - 04:30 PM
Little Hawk 31 Jan 02 - 07:27 PM
Lepus Rex 31 Jan 02 - 09:18 PM
InOBU 31 Jan 02 - 09:29 PM
Rick Fielding 31 Jan 02 - 09:34 PM
Lepus Rex 31 Jan 02 - 09:34 PM
WyoWoman 31 Jan 02 - 09:37 PM
GUEST 01 Feb 02 - 11:39 AM
GUEST 01 Feb 02 - 11:49 AM
Bill D 01 Feb 02 - 05:50 PM
wysiwyg 01 Feb 02 - 06:18 PM
Bill D 01 Feb 02 - 07:01 PM
WyoWoman 01 Feb 02 - 11:58 PM
McGrath of Harlow 02 Feb 02 - 09:44 PM
GUEST,Cookieless Member 03 Feb 02 - 02:20 PM
GUEST, Cookieless Member (he Original & best) 03 Feb 02 - 02:39 PM
Amos 03 Feb 02 - 04:36 PM
hesperis 03 Feb 02 - 08:35 PM
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Subject: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Jan 02 - 03:09 PM

Ekh. What a load. Just when I thought I couldn't hate America any more... Seriously, someone from a good country: Adopt me.

----Lepus Rex


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: Tiger
Date: 30 Jan 02 - 03:31 PM

Second!


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: paddymac
Date: 30 Jan 02 - 06:37 PM

What? Did Pat Robertson or Jerry Fallwell do something outrageous again?


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: Gareth
Date: 30 Jan 02 - 06:47 PM

????????????????


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: DougR
Date: 30 Jan 02 - 06:54 PM

I think one would have to check out the President's Speech thread to understand what Guest is up to.

DougR


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 30 Jan 02 - 07:23 PM

Bloody Hell, let it DROP, Guest.....youre wasting nobodys time but your own!

*LMAO@U*

There are better ways of building up your arm muscles than by flogging a dead horse like this, & I suggest you go back to them...


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: Lepus Rex
Date: 30 Jan 02 - 07:46 PM

Oh... Oh yes. I've been here for almost... 2 years? And I believe that this is the first attack thread to target me specifically. Wha-what can I say? I never expected this... honour! I'd like to thank my mother, without whom none of this would have been possible. And my dad, of course... (continues for 32 lines, and then I burst into tears of joy, embrace Billy Crystal, and rush backstage)

---Lepus Rex


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: catspaw49
Date: 30 Jan 02 - 07:54 PM

Uh, Leeps.....You missed the part where you tear up, slap yourself and say, "Oh you hate me....You really hate me!!"...ala Sally Fields.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: Mary in Kentucky
Date: 30 Jan 02 - 07:56 PM

Be patient Lepus, you don't get your free Mudcat T-shirt until you've been flamed three times! ;-)


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: kendall
Date: 30 Jan 02 - 08:02 PM

What? I've been here almost 4 years and only been flammed once. At this rate, by the time I get my tee shirt, it will be a shroud!


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 30 Jan 02 - 08:34 PM

Hehehehee!


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 30 Jan 02 - 09:04 PM

re T-Shirts. (flame to follow)

Try buying one, you cheap bastard!


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: wysiwyg
Date: 30 Jan 02 - 09:04 PM

Where's MY F***ing tee-shirt?!?!?!

Glad to lend it if I had the damn thing.

~Susan


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: Murray MacLeod
Date: 30 Jan 02 - 10:12 PM

Such language .......tsk tsk

Murray


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: Devilmaster
Date: 30 Jan 02 - 11:09 PM

Wow, for a guy who wants Mudcat to become solely a music forum, our poor confused guest really has nothing musically to write about.

That's three different threads he has copied that msg to.
The 'Why is it bitter' and 'Mudcat chatter' threads.... Exact same msg.

Its really sad, my friend. Don't you play guitar? Keyboards? Tin whistle? Yourself?

I ask all members, help the unfortunate souls who do not know music enough, that all they can do is flame. Offer free lessons, copies of chords, perhaps an instrument you don't need (all you Guitar Aquisition Syndrome nuts listening?) and help our flame retarded guests.

Remember,

We are the World
We are the Children

and such......

Steve


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: Devilmaster
Date: 30 Jan 02 - 11:14 PM

And Lepus, I'm jealous man..... you got a whole thread, I just got called an 'American Dimwit'

I'm Canadian........... but I guess research isn't our guests' forte.

Oh well.....

I'm a rambler, I'm a gambler
I'm along way from home
If guests don't like it
Well leave us alone!

Or something like that :)

Steve









Is that 'thread-hijacking'?


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 30 Jan 02 - 11:19 PM

Well, I reckon as long as we have the right to free speech, Lepus can say he hates America, Guest can say Lepus is a Rat Bastard, and I can say ye're all a bunch a freaks.


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: Big Mick
Date: 30 Jan 02 - 11:20 PM

You fecking people are newbies!!!!!! You ever heard of friggin' seniority?????????? Long before any of youse layabout wannabe's get a trash thread like this, I ought to get mine............HEY SPAW!!!!! YO, FIELDING!!!! SWANNO, WHERE THE F**K ARE YOUSE GUYS??? WE CAN'T LET THESE NEWCOMERS DO THIS SHITE...........THEY AIN'T EVEN PART OF THE INNER CLIQUE!!!!!! Dammitall, where the hell is Pansy when I need her......they are hijackin' our stuff............LOL


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 30 Jan 02 - 11:32 PM

Don't call me a newbie ya friggin spudthonger! Ya ferschlugginer D-chord-bangin rabble-rousin yay-hoo! Red-headed, Gore-supportin, wolverine backer!

Don't even get me started on yer goldarn bodrhan-thumpin.

:>}LEJ


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: WyoWoman
Date: 30 Jan 02 - 11:36 PM

Call my name and I'll come running, which is a particular talent of mine. Not everyone can do that ...
ohp... nivver mind.
I simply do not know what the world is coming to when decent, law-abiding Members of the Inner Clique get usurped in the Rat Bastid Department by someone from the seventh-to-the-last clique. Or was it the third clique on the left from the right wing of the inner clique? I get so lost trying to navigate these damned rings ...

Ww Pansy Rue Twidgett, exq


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: Chip2447
Date: 30 Jan 02 - 11:39 PM

Anyone that would like to be flamed in public for your free tshirts PM me, we can work out a mutually beneficial flame session, and we can all get t shirts...*BG*


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: Big Mick
Date: 30 Jan 02 - 11:43 PM

Lissen, Leej, you piece of swamp shite. You were fine with all those names you called me

UNTIL

you accused me of being a wolverine backer. I accept the rest as a complement, but I am going to take one of my spuds and stick it so far up yer arse that yer damn breath is going to smell like french fries............mutter, grumble, sputter.......I AM A FRIGGIN NOTRE DAME FAN, YOU IGNORANT SO AND SO............Pansy.............I can always count on you..........double entendre intended..........

Mick


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 30 Jan 02 - 11:51 PM

oh...sorry Mick. I meant ya mackerel-snappin psalm-singin Lou Holtz-worshipin idolator! That better?


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: catspaw49
Date: 30 Jan 02 - 11:53 PM

Actually Chip, we tried that and it didn't go as well as I expected as a few folks got to taking it a bit too seriously!

Now ya' take a shitkicker like Leej there. A perfect example of an easy target since he's the living proof you can take the man out of the shitkicker places, but he's still a shitkicker. He runs a Radio Shack that 476 miles out and away from the nearest customer.....which is why the boy is so lonesome. But the real reason he has the store is to develop some higher tech stills as the competition in Shine is getting tough and now is 963 cousins back in Rockcastle County have the only computer driven mash machine east of the Mississippi.

I tell ya' what though Leej....and the rest of you oldies like Mick and Pansy May Rue Bob WW Twidgett.........I think the Inner Clank needs to be expanded to include all of these folks including my buddy Lepus. And Lepus.......Man, when are you going to get some new pictures sent in here of your face instead of your ass? I've been on your case about this for several years but still nothin'!!!

Spaw


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 12:01 AM

Why you sanctimonious buck-eyed John Denver-impersonator! You Ohio-River-water-drinkin, left-over-WhiteCastleOnions-on-the-floorboard, grease-trackin smart-ass! You watch-the-damn-Indycar-Races-all day-while-Karen-works-like-a-dog shiftless couch-cushion-scorcher!


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 12:01 AM

I'm a newbie here but I could sell you all some 'arse-neck' for a reasonable cost.


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: WyoWoman
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 12:08 AM

If we let Lupus Rex in the Inner Clique, does he get the same initiation rites and hazing as the rest of us? I think I still have some possum grease. I think that's what Cleigh said it was ...

ww


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: catspaw49
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 12:18 AM

Well damn Leej......There ya' go writin' all that stuff and it just goes to show that you don't know nuthin'....Not a damn thing!......You got it wrong and that's all there is to it........Karen works all night.........

Spaw


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 12:19 AM

At least you all don't have a fat arse!!!

Could this be a new calendar item? - seeing as how we've only had one month of 2002.... And January's Rat Bastard is.......

LTS


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: fat B****rd
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 03:34 AM

Only when I put my glasses on straight did I realise that I didn't have a thread attacking me.


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: InOBU
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 09:35 AM

HEY THIS IS GREAT!!!!!!!
I now have to go and read the origional thread... PLAY NICE GUYS, and maybe I will write the rat bastard song for us all to raise a pint to. Cheersm'dears... and agian... play nice everyone... Larry


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: InOBU
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 09:43 AM

To Brother Guest...
I'm just reading the other post... and I think this goes here, saying our Lupis friend should go to Iraq? So, basicly in your opinon there are two kinds of nations on earth, the US and Iraq? Hmmmm.... do me a favor... get some white paint and some blakc paint and mix them, you will find that in varrious amounts you will find shades of grey... a tone often lacking in American political debate... and then with the paint box choose the white and blue paint and write the word Sweeden, not a Utopia, but not the US and not Iraq...
Cheers, Larry


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: InOBU
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 09:52 AM

Funny how great minds think alike... I read on in the Bush thread and found a lot of mention of Sweeden... but Lupus votes for Norway, and well, frankly, I think you's be happier in Denmark. Norway gets a bit stuffy and are a little rambuncious and look down on Danes. Now, I have to admit a predjudice, we Otways have a conection to Denmark as Normans... and well, whatever... I'm rambling. I am off to start a not for profit corp to help deceminate knowlege about drug addiction targeted at the Bush family.
Larry


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: Bill D
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 10:39 AM

Well, as I always say, these issues need clear, forceful, unambiguous answers...none of this wishy-washy fence-straddling! When are all you language-slingin' wimps gonna.........


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: JenEllen
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 03:23 PM

LMAO you guys. I can't remember the last time I saw so many hyphens....dash bastards, every one of you.
~grinningjen


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: wysiwyg
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 04:30 PM

Oooh, Bill, I wanna view your SOURCE, man....

~S~


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 07:27 PM

Geez, I am ticked...there I was, holding the envelope in my trembling fingers...and it turns out to be Lepus Rex! I am just devastated and totally let down. I should have said something RE-E-A-A-A-L-L-Y nasty and uncalled-for about George W. Bush and THEN I should have compared US foreign policy to the depredations of Idi Amin, Adolph You-know-who, and Genghis Khan...but NO! I had to go and be reasonable and look at both sides of the issue... ARRGHHHH!

Next year I'll know better. ***Sigh*** Only 11 months to go...

Hey, Sweden is cool, eh? But for real social democracy, what about Canada? Just a hop, skip and a jump over the US border, to the land that gave birth to William Shatner! How could anyone resist?

Lepus, if I could get you a Visa I would. :-)

- LH


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: Lepus Rex
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 09:18 PM

Inobu: Well, out of all my ancestral homelands, I'd choose Norway as my new home, if I could. I'm actually more Danish than I am Norwegian, but, well, Norwegian folk music is better than Danish.

And Spaw, oh, you'd just LOVE it if I had a new picture up, wouldn't you. If you think my old ones are bad, just wait. I've really gone down hill since then. >:)

And LH: Dude, I take Visa, Master Card, Discover, American Express... You name it!

And yeah, Canada is a good choice, too. And my family lived there from the late 1600s or so until... the 1800s. So I guess that's an ancestral homeland, too. But God, I hate the French.

---Lepus Rex


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: InOBU
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 09:29 PM

Hey Lup! How can you hate the French!?! I hope you don't mean French Canadians??? How can you hate folks that come up with my pal Serge... Serge who gets his grammer wonderfully wrong, such as "Hokay, Lerry, Have a funny day!" Or... the phone rings and Serge says... (from up near Labrador...) "Hi Lehrry! Eets Serge! I am looking from the window up eer, and as always, nothing is happening! Look out the window there in New York and tell me what you see! "
Cheers Lupis, Larry


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 09:34 PM

By Gar you, da Big Budderfly, (I learn my latin damn good at mass) By jeez, take dis here bowl of pea soup and dump it tout over your tete! We voyageurs always speak damn good about you, and now you merde all over nous!

Holy hockey puck you, I tink you bedder stay dere in Catspaw Country where we can keep les yeux on you!

Jaques Les Galoshes


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: Lepus Rex
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 09:34 PM

No, I'm just kidding, Larry. My grandma's French, so I have to love them, right?

---Lepus Rex


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: WyoWoman
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 09:37 PM

InOBU,I lust after your source. How'd you do that?

And LTS, I'm completely supportive of a Rat Bastard addendum to the calendar. Maybe a small window beside the corner of each month's main photo.

Little Hawk, being nice and reasonable is not now, nor has it ever been, the pathway to True Rat Bastidom. There are, however, many able coaches here in Mudcatville, so if you observe, you will learn, Grasshopper.

ww


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Feb 02 - 11:39 AM

I always thought Jeri was the smart Mudcatter. I couldn't have posted my trolls without her links.


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Feb 02 - 11:49 AM

Are you getting even with the world because your piano teacher used to smack you on the hands when you were little? Please get over it.


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: Bill D
Date: 01 Feb 02 - 05:50 PM

WW...are you attributing my fuzzy contribution to InOBU?..*grin*...and WSYIWYG...is that what you meant also...how to fade letters?...easy...I have help You don't think I WRITE the HTML for that stuff!...little programs will do it all for me...


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 Feb 02 - 06:18 PM

Call me the queen of copy-adapt-paste, Bill. Thass how I got dubbed Motormice. I crashed Windows 95 with mouseclicking abandon so many times I think I kilt the puder!

~S~


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: Bill D
Date: 01 Feb 02 - 07:01 PM

poor 'puder!...the computer store must love you!

yup...copy & adapt will do a lot...but I can do this with almost no thought....*big pink grin*


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: WyoWoman
Date: 01 Feb 02 - 11:58 PM

Yes, Bill. Yes. Yes, Yes... I must know your secret, as long as it doesn't involve maassive amounts of memory on my overwrought hard drive, or expensive software ...

Tell me true ...

(Sorry about the misdirected lust. It isn't the first time I've done that ... )

ww


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 02 Feb 02 - 09:44 PM

Of course if you want to get flamed all you need to do is come in as GUEST and flame yourself.

"Bad sad tart" is an anagram of rat bastard. incidentally.


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: GUEST,Cookieless Member
Date: 03 Feb 02 - 02:20 PM

Lepus Rex is the person behind all of these attacks on himself. He just wanted to suck everyone else into a love Lepus rally.


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: GUEST, Cookieless Member (he Original & best)
Date: 03 Feb 02 - 02:39 PM

Well, I'm sure Lepus will be along in a while to laugh at your pathetic attempts at smearing his name, or getting him a tiny bit irate...

Listen, can you hear ME laughing at you now?


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: Amos
Date: 03 Feb 02 - 04:36 PM

I'd like to volunteer for this handle, believing I can take it on sheer merit. Unless anyone else wants to debate the issue, I will proclaim myself by default.

A.


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: hesperis
Date: 03 Feb 02 - 08:35 PM

WAAAAAAH!!!!! I'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN NOMINATED!!!!!

Of course, I tend to stay out of political threads, so haven't said anything about either jews or nazis, or blacks, or whites, or catholics, or wiccans, or america, or undeveloped countries - but I'd appreciate a nomination, even if I lose the vote!!!

Sheesh! What does a person have to do in order to get some attention around here?

muttermuttermutter...


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Subject: RE: RAT BASTARD OF 2002
From: Uncle Jaque
Date: 03 Feb 02 - 09:36 PM

Ey!; How come nobody ever told me about the free T-shirt for getting flamed three times?

It's sort of a blur now, but if memory serves me correctly, I should be entitled to a whole bloomin' 3-piece SUIT complete with bow-tie by now! I could use it, too; about all that's left is this nasty, singed and smouldering old red flannel union suit.. and it's still smokin' from the last time I pitched into a friendly political debate!

Just so's ye' know; I take a size 47 plump. Don't fergit th' size 13 blue-suede sea-boots! };>{)~

Oh, by the way... can we get those boxer shorts in Nomex?


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