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GUEST,Paul 10 Jan 02 - 01:03 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: GUEST,Paul
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 01:03 AM

The day his daddy't condom broke and he did not follow the rest down his mommy's leg.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: wildlone
Date: 30 Dec 01 - 05:08 AM

Amos the contest is mentioned earlier in the ramblings of this thread****BG***
dave


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: Amos
Date: 30 Dec 01 - 04:58 AM

Khandu:

What are you talking about, pray tell?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: khandu
Date: 29 Dec 01 - 08:38 PM

Several days have passed since I won the treasured and coveted award. Christmas was all the more wonderful as I told my friends and loved ones about the award. Indeed, I was the envy of the Christmas Dinner Crowd, and have become the talk of Tupelo! It was even announced on our local TV station's "Morning Show"!

Therefore, I again must say this; "Spaw...Nyah nee nyah neee nyah nyah!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 29 Dec 01 - 05:48 PM

Thankfully, NO! ...... And Major Tom the Psychotic Astronaut was not sorely missed either.............

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Dec 01 - 05:40 PM

The burning question is, were there any threads about William Shatner prior to my arrival on Mudcat? :-)

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: wildlone
Date: 29 Dec 01 - 02:28 PM

If you go to my second link and follow the instructions you CAN find web pages that are archived and not found by search engines
dave [wildLone]


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: Amos
Date: 29 Dec 01 - 12:45 PM

Almost all of those post from time to time, Guest of 2:03AM. Some of them have changed handles though. PetePeterson is the only one I think is truly missing.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Dec 01 - 02:03 AM

INTERESTING Wild One

A handful of well known posters, which I guess are the inner circle, (susan of DT, alison, gargoyle, BigMick, BSeed,BillD, PetePeterson,HarpGirl, Roger in Baltimore,greenhouse) no Max and an awful lot more that aren't around anymore.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: wildlone
Date: 27 Dec 01 - 02:25 PM

Glad you liked it, I am going to see if it can find web pages that have been removed.
dave


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 27 Dec 01 - 01:08 AM

Woah... that is so cool. Although my cookie can't go with me to the Mudcat of the past, it seems. What an amazing resource.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: wildlone
Date: 26 Dec 01 - 03:03 PM

Carol C
I found a link to this site Click here
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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 26 Dec 01 - 02:33 PM

Looks like there's plenty of BS in your MUDCAT or yore. How did you do that link to the past, Wildlone?


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: wildlone
Date: 26 Dec 01 - 12:45 PM

FED UP WITH BS
want to return to the MUDCAT of yore Click here
dave


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: gnu
Date: 26 Dec 01 - 07:03 AM

Spaw... You know I know... er, knew. I wasn't in my usual form yesterday. Something about Xmas that dulls my wit. Oh yeah, the booze.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: InOBU
Date: 26 Dec 01 - 05:26 AM

Well... as Clinton said, it depends how you define sex. If sex is posting to Mudcat mutual admiration, well, I guess I'm guilty!!! Larry


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Dec 01 - 12:41 AM

Which has been a big relief to the local sheep, lemme tell ya... :-)

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 25 Dec 01 - 07:06 PM

Gnu...so ya' know......I tick all the time. Last summer through Robotic Surgery, I had the mitral valve in my heart replaced with a St. Jude's Valve, a little metal thing that is activated by the normal pressure of the heart (no electricity needed) and as it opens and closes you can hear it make a ticking sound. I rarely can hear it except when I'm facing a wall or something but others can often hear it.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Dec 01 - 06:58 PM

Wow. The "floating head of William Shatner". What an oracle. Thanks, wildone, now I know whom to consult when those really difficult decisions need to be made...

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: gnu
Date: 25 Dec 01 - 06:17 PM

What's all this ticking and humming during sex about ? Have I missed out on something ? I thought all the oohs and ahhhs were a good thing. Martha ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: wildlone
Date: 25 Dec 01 - 02:55 PM

The Great William Shatner Click here
dave


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: Amos
Date: 25 Dec 01 - 09:37 AM

I think Mudguard is making a pun based on a stretched-out French pronunciation.

In that light, the sentence should sound like: He is his biggest foe, Spaw. Kinda like Pogo meeting the enemy and he is us!

Merry Xmas to ALL you madcaps fools and Mudcat foux,

Amos


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: MudGuard
Date: 25 Dec 01 - 04:35 AM

Uuups, little Faux pas. It should read "he is his biggest Faux Pas"


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: MudGuard
Date: 25 Dec 01 - 04:33 AM

The point is, Spaw did not commit his biggest Faux Pas, he is his Faux Pas!

;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: SINSULL
Date: 24 Dec 01 - 11:24 PM

Swan Lake is a ballet not an opera. And the most outrageous version was done by Rudolph Nureyev and Miss Piggie. They aptly named it "Swine Lake". I attended the auction of Nureyev's estate and saw the above mentioned costume sold as the highest priced item in the auction. Can't remember how much...

I still want to know why all you died-in-the-wool Shatner fans did not bid on the first edition Star Trek magazine that went for a paltry $6.
Spaw is definitely sexier than William Shatner. Karen says so.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Dec 01 - 10:54 PM

Good point, Carol. Besides, how do we know for sure that Shatner does not tick during sex. God knows, Doctor McCoy had a chronic eyebrow tick that could have raised the Titanic! (and that wasn't even during sex...at least I don't think so...ah...well, I don't think I want to dwell on that thought at all, actually...)

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 24 Dec 01 - 06:57 PM

Doesn't everyone tick during sex? Hmmmm indeed.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 24 Dec 01 - 06:48 PM

I humbly accept the award on behalf of my fellow Mississippians who have taught me to smell a rat, especially during elections! Thank you, Little Hawk.

To my Dear Friend Swap, I say this...Nyah nee nyah nee nyah nyah!!!!!!

I regret that I have missed the Mississippi references to which Swap has referred. I am certain they were Mudcat Jewels!

I wonder now about InOBU's relationship with the aforementioned swine (Swap). It appears InOBU has first hand knowledge of Swap's ticking during sex. Hmmmm, I must ponder this.

I must go. I have a ton of sheets and pillow case to gift wrap for my loved ones' Christmas!

Ta ta,

khandu


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: Celtic Soul
Date: 24 Dec 01 - 06:08 PM

Spaw vs./ Shatner? No contest...at least Spaw can act!

As for Gargoyles and the ubiquitous nameless guests comments. Guys, really...lighten up some.

This is one of the funniest threads I have read since the "Let's kick Max in the balls" thread.

Laughter is good medicine...you should try it! :D


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: InOBU
Date: 24 Dec 01 - 02:51 PM

Of course Spaw is sexier than Shatner! Shatner does not tick during sex. Imagine the image of a sex machine that TICKS! Keep ticking old pal! Cheers in the New Year, Larry


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: hesperis
Date: 24 Dec 01 - 11:47 AM

"Only a drooling idiot bereft of sense or virtue would honestly assert that Spaw is sexier than William Shatner!" ...

Hmmm, and here I thought it would be the other way around. Shatner as Kirk had to be the most unsexy "star" of all time.

And don't forget that the powerful pheromones in certain bodily odours can attract the hormones of the opposite gender even as they repulse the nose.

Of course, Spaw doesn't have allure of "star power" ... whatever that is... maybe it's like an odour?

It's a tossup. *sigh*


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 24 Dec 01 - 10:43 AM

Ya' got some problems there Hawk....nothing unusual for you of course, but simply typical of a mind that thinks Major Tom, Psychotic Astronaut, has deep meaning. I'm sure that even Shatner can figure out that Tom is simply screwed, blued, and tatooed.......Then again, so is Shatner.

First, Khandu wouldn't recognize a falsified election if his ass was covered in dimpled chad. It's hard to think that "fair election" is anything but oxymoronic in a place that elected Ross Barnett as Governor. Then again, we had a nutcase like that here too. He had a plan to build a bridge across Lake Erie but had trouble staying focused on it when he decided to send the National Guard to Kent State. (Khandu and I have another commonality here in that Jackson State cane along shortly after)......In any case...............

Khandu would also be unavailable for the contest winning trip you mention as they are very busy down there that time of year getting ready for the next "season." There is so much to do what with making crosses and wrapping them in rags, laying in a supply of kerosene, cutting eyeholes in pillowcases, laundering singed bedsheets........It's just far too busy to leave.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Dec 01 - 09:11 AM

Khandu, you have won the prize!!! THAT'S IT! The crassly manipulated and falsified Spaw-Shatner election results will stand as the most outrageous election fakery of all time! And without a single hanging chad, either.

Only a drooling idiot bereft of sense or virtue would honestly assert that Spaw is sexier than William Shatner! Smellier, yes, funnier, yes, but not sexier...

Khandu, I am happy to say that you have won a free summer course at the WSSBA in 2002. The course will concentrate...on...the dramatic...pause! (One of Shatner's most notable acting techniques.) You lucky, lucky soul!

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 24 Dec 01 - 01:55 AM

Where the hell have you been? Dammit Khandu, I really miss you and it's still so damn easy to trash Mississippi, but my heart ain't in it........It's just not the same without you. Judas Priest man, the other day I said three or four things about the Magnolia state......and not one Klan joke, or end of the eaarth reference....nothin'!! Ya ' gotta check in here alot more often. We can have a commercial washer put in to wash your sheets and all.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 24 Dec 01 - 12:41 AM

His biggest error: He did not concede the "Spaw vs. Shatner" election. Yeah, yeah...I know...Swap won, but... how many of the votes were won by blackmail, bribery or deceit? Any man of integrity would have readily admitted that Shatner was (And still is ) the sexier of the two. Not to say that our fair Swap isn't sexy, I am certain that there are two or three that would swear that he is, but come on... we are talking about William (Capt. James Tiberious (or, as stated on one episode, Talmadge) Kirk) Shatner, fer God's sake!!! (Incidentally, there was one Star Trek episode entitled "Catspaw". Coincidence? I think not!

His second error: His belittling of the Great and wonderful state of Mississippi. In fact, he has so grossly insulted us fine upright Mississippi citizens that we burn a cross in honor of him every Sunday night!

Nonetheless, I wish him and all the Catters a Joyous Christmas and a Blessed New Year!

Cookieless khandu


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: Rolfyboy6
Date: 23 Dec 01 - 11:10 PM

I'm a Tweedster and Spaw showed up at our board about five weeks ago, and we've had to call the exterminators twice and send out for charcoal activated air filters three times. It's comforting to find out that others are similarly afflicted. Possums, tiples, and flatulence everywhere.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: Rolfyboy6
Date: 23 Dec 01 - 11:09 PM

I'm a Tweedster and Spaw showed up at our board about five weeks ago, and we've had to call the exterminators twice and send out for charcoal activated air filters three times. It's comforting to find out that others are similarly afflicted. Possums, tiples, and flatulence everywhere.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: artbrooks
Date: 23 Dec 01 - 10:18 PM

I understand that Captain Kirk's Chinese houseboy will be played by Jackie Chan and that the maid will be Whoopie Goldberg. That way they will be able to cover all the bad acting possibilities and pick up on a few required stereotypes at the same time.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Dec 01 - 07:18 PM

I'd say his form has been unmatched, right from the start, marty!

Say, that Shatner/Norris film should be a hoot...really BAAAD acting alongside what can't even be called acting at all! Wowee. Gotta see it. Who plays Kirk's grandfather?

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: marty D
Date: 23 Dec 01 - 04:40 PM

Can't say I've been around for ALL your faux pas Spaw so I don't know if you've mellowed over the last two years. Were you as 'faux pas prone' in your earliest Mudcat days?

marty


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 23 Dec 01 - 04:30 PM

Norris and Shatner are doing a new Trekkie movie where Kirk comes out of retirement one more time and takes the Enterprise on a return to 20th century earth where they catch the grea-great grandfather of Kirk in bed with a ten dollar whore. Ably assisted by Walker, Texas Ranger, who kicks grandad in the nads and puts him on the straight and narrow allowing Kirk, in the future to be a person of virtue, but limited taste. Watch for it...."Star Trek, Part Pi; The Quest for Talent."

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: leprechaun
Date: 22 Dec 01 - 05:23 PM

Well, Little Hawk, you're mostly correct about William Shatner. But you shouldn't leave out that other great icon of the American Cinema. Of course I speak of none other than...Chuck Norris!


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 22 Dec 01 - 04:41 PM

My gawd Bill you may be right.....or not. It's a kind of Either/Or situation.

**rat-ta-da-boomp**

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Dec 01 - 03:49 PM

I think you're onto something there, Bill!

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: Bill D
Date: 22 Dec 01 - 03:39 PM

...none of you have a clue!...'spaw's greatest faux pas was in reading Kierkegaard in his youth! It is obvious what that experience has done to his cerebral cortex. Cletus and the Reg boys are not improvised characters...they are manifestations of multiple-personality disorder!


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: Amos
Date: 22 Dec 01 - 02:36 PM

I would think it would be To Mouldy Grow Where None Have Cared to Go...., LH. :>)

Old Spaw gets a new slogan -- He takes a licking and keeps on clicking! (Don't bother suggesting using the second verb in both places!)

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: CraigS
Date: 22 Dec 01 - 01:39 PM

All that and no-one said a word about banjo players? I know Spaw has his theories ...


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 22 Dec 01 - 01:32 PM

I used to have a dog named Fester Bestertester. But she never went to the opera. (Not that I know of anyway.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Dec 01 - 12:26 PM

What the faux this all about?
Jock


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Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's greatest Faux Pas of all time!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Dec 01 - 12:26 PM

Oh, I see...

Well, I should think that would be the least of your problems when visiting the Opera. :-)

Did you ever see the Don Martin comic version of "Swan Lake", starring Fester Bestertester and Karbunkle? (speaking of opera...)

- LH


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