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Mudcat Pay-per-View

GUEST,Mr. McMahon 16 Jul 01 - 09:32 AM
Amos 16 Jul 01 - 09:33 AM
Jeri 16 Jul 01 - 09:37 AM
Amos 16 Jul 01 - 09:48 AM
Bill D 16 Jul 01 - 10:05 AM
Wolfgang 16 Jul 01 - 10:05 AM
MMario 16 Jul 01 - 10:10 AM
bbc 16 Jul 01 - 10:17 AM
KingBrilliant 16 Jul 01 - 10:20 AM
Jim Cheydi 16 Jul 01 - 10:33 AM
Gervase 16 Jul 01 - 10:33 AM
GUEST,Shenandoah 16 Jul 01 - 11:16 AM
bbc 16 Jul 01 - 11:23 AM
Amos 16 Jul 01 - 11:35 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 16 Jul 01 - 11:37 AM
Noreen 16 Jul 01 - 11:50 AM
JenEllen 16 Jul 01 - 11:54 AM
Bill D 16 Jul 01 - 11:55 AM
mousethief 16 Jul 01 - 12:02 PM
Bill D 16 Jul 01 - 12:08 PM
mousethief 16 Jul 01 - 12:11 PM
Naemanson 16 Jul 01 - 12:12 PM
Rick Fielding 16 Jul 01 - 12:12 PM
Noreen 16 Jul 01 - 12:14 PM
Uncle_DaveO 16 Jul 01 - 12:33 PM
Amos 16 Jul 01 - 02:30 PM
JenEllen 16 Jul 01 - 02:36 PM
Mary in Kentucky 16 Jul 01 - 02:48 PM
GUEST,in room 202 of the Motel Six 16 Jul 01 - 02:48 PM
Hollowfox 16 Jul 01 - 02:58 PM
Jeri 16 Jul 01 - 02:59 PM
Clinton Hammond 16 Jul 01 - 03:03 PM
MMario 16 Jul 01 - 03:29 PM
Naemanson 16 Jul 01 - 03:33 PM
Benjamin 16 Jul 01 - 04:34 PM
Naemanson 16 Jul 01 - 07:25 PM
Amos 16 Jul 01 - 08:04 PM
Big Mick 16 Jul 01 - 08:38 PM
Cobble 16 Jul 01 - 08:53 PM
Jeri 16 Jul 01 - 09:14 PM
Benjamin 16 Jul 01 - 09:29 PM
Amos 16 Jul 01 - 09:30 PM
Naemanson 16 Jul 01 - 09:35 PM
Jeri 16 Jul 01 - 09:44 PM
Benjamin 16 Jul 01 - 09:45 PM
bbc 16 Jul 01 - 09:53 PM
MMario 16 Jul 01 - 10:08 PM
Amos 16 Jul 01 - 11:25 PM
Naemanson 17 Jul 01 - 06:22 AM
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Subject: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: GUEST,Mr. McMahon
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 09:32 AM

Mudcat has money problems. Mudcat has feuds. Solve the Mudcat money problems with Pay-per-View wrestling matches in the tradition of the WWF.

Match 1) Joe Offer vs. Kat/Katlaughing

Match 2) Big Mick vs. CarolC

Match 3) Grudge Match: Mousethief vs. Malcolm Douglas.

Match 4) Dick Greenhaus (the anti-Dylan) vs. Little Hawk (the pro-Dylan)

Main Event) Handicap match: Catspaw47 vs. all the anonymous guests.

Suggestions for other matches are welcome.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: Amos
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 09:33 AM

Bravo, what a concept, yer goin' places, kid!!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: Jeri
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 09:37 AM

May I wrestle Big Mick? Maybe a Jello match? I don't have any current argument with him - it just sounds like fun.

In the name "Catspaw47," does the "47" reflect number of marbles? He's lost a couple.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: Amos
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 09:48 AM

I wanna wressle Jen Ellen.

A


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: Bill D
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 10:05 AM

now, are we gonna have TRADITIONAL wrestling rules?...or are we gonna have those new-fangled, stupid WWF matches where they flash lights & throw chairs and have wimmen in tight spandex costumes?

I have drawn up a list of wrestling holds which fit the format of classic wrestling, and if I am confirmed as judge, there'll be no pop/rock wrestling matches here!!

so, if everyone will just read thru my....ulllk...argggg...NO!, not the jello pit!..HELLLPPPP!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: Wolfgang
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 10:05 AM

Let me sneak or grass:

The two missing marbels are now with 'GUEST,in Room 327 of the Motel Six' who once started as 'GUEST,in Room 325 of the Motel Six'.

Wolfgang


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: MMario
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 10:10 AM

hey! how come MT gets to wrestle Malcolm? Malcolm has a legitimate gripe with me (I s*ck at documentation...and he and I BOTH know it)

I think these fights are rigged!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: bbc
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 10:17 AM

Jeri,

I'd like to double-team Big Mick w/ you. He's big enough to take us both on. Same as you--no grudge, but it sounds like a lot of fun! Jello, for sure.

Love you, Mick!

bbc


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: KingBrilliant
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 10:20 AM

Must be Mud-wresling. Can I be a granny with a brolly at the front please? 'Gworrrrn - Kill'im - look ref!! look ref!!! Shouldn't be allowed....... etc etc'

Kris


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: Jim Cheydi
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 10:33 AM

Come on then! Who wants it? I'll take the lot of ya. All at once or one at a time - makes no difference to me!

Prob'ly.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: Gervase
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 10:33 AM

I'm all for wrestling - woollen singlets, goose-grease and all. C'mon Liz, gerremoff and step into the ring! Failing that, I wanna be Jackie Pallo, Mick McManus and Shirley Crabtree all rolled into one and take on all the girlies here... Nurse! The screens, quickly! This one appears to be taking a turn...


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: GUEST,Shenandoah
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 11:16 AM

I want Jeri!

I've been chasing her from Usenet to Mudcat and back again.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: bbc
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 11:23 AM

Guest, Shenandoah,

I don't know what your agenda is, but you would do better to drop it here. Jeri is a longtime, respected, participating Mudcat member & I, for one, don't appreciate you libelling her. I know her, in person as well as online, & I have never seen her behave in the manner you state.

bbc


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: Amos
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 11:35 AM

Shenandoah and Jeri!! Best three falls out of five, Crisco mandatory!

A


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 11:37 AM

Clinton Hammond vs Shane MacGawon?


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: Noreen
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 11:50 AM

Hey Bill, what have you got against wimmen in tight spandex costumes? :0)


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: JenEllen
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 11:54 AM

Noreen, you in it for a tag-team guacamole match? LOL

Amos, you're on buddy.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: Bill D
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 11:55 AM

Noreen, me, I'd hope!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: mousethief
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 12:02 PM

If I don't get any wimmin in spandex in the ring (or at least ringside) during the match, I'm not going to play.

Alex


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: Bill D
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 12:08 PM

funny...a search of Google groups turns up LOTS of posts by Jeri...witty, thougtful and interesting...but NONE by 'Shenandoah' Jeri has never seemed hard to find, it seems to me...why chase her?

*tsk* trolls are in breeding season, it seems...


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: mousethief
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 12:11 PM

Trolls want to breed with Jeri? Is that what you're saying here, Bill? For shame!

Alex


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: Naemanson
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 12:12 PM

I'm in (the jello)! I'll take on any number of opponents of the other gender. Who's in? C'mon! I double dast dare ye! Noreen? LTS? Jeri? JenEllen? bbc? KingBrilliant?Come one, come all! Singly or in gropes!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 12:12 PM

Luvvv it! Now this is the way to deal with silliness that always resolves itself anyway with all those behind the scenes PMs.

Hmmmmm, I'm working on my character right now. A mysterious folk-wrassler from parts unknown. Women will be sure to melt after a mere glimpse of his "Buddha like" glistening stomach. The absence of any muscular developement whatsoever will keep them positively transfixed. Opponents will quake in fear at his patented "Thumb F Chord" Submission hold! Let's see, a mask would be in order to complete the menacing picture (and disguise 55 years of wrinkles!)

All that would be left to complete the picture would be a series of Korean "Martin Knock-off guitars" to smash over my opponents heads. The REAL Martin, of course will be brought to the ring in a glass case held by my "Manager".

OK, taking applications for Manager right now. Candidate must be either six foot tall (dyed) Blonde with steroid muscles and silicone breasts....OR....Weasily little runt familiar with "foreign objects" and possesser of recognizable "trademark" (like stuffed possum)

and now I'm READY TO RUMBLE!!

Rick


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: Noreen
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 12:14 PM

Hmmm.... wressling in guacamole, Jen... OK,you're on! *grin*


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 12:33 PM

Bill D asked:

"...or are we gonna have those new-fangled, stupid WWF matches where they flash lights & throw chairs and have wimmen in tight spandex costumes?"

Yeah, yeah, yeah!!!!

Dave Oesterreich


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: Amos
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 02:30 PM

Crisco mandatory? No antlers?

LOL.

A


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: JenEllen
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 02:36 PM

Although the folding chairs would make narry a dent in that skull of yours, your antlers might get stuck in the ropes...


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: Mary in Kentucky
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 02:48 PM

Is she saying Amos is horny? hmmmmmm...need to do some background on this one.

Can I play too?


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: GUEST,in room 202 of the Motel Six
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 02:48 PM

Wolfgang,

I'm sorry to confuse you, but when you check-in to the Motel Six, you don't always get the same room.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: Hollowfox
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 02:58 PM

Rick, if you're ready to rumble, then maybe`you'd better dope-slap the sound tech again. Sounds like the bass needs major adjustment.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: Jeri
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 02:59 PM

(aside to bill d - look for the ones on "both sides the tweed")

Note to all lecherous men...er, all men: YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE ME IN SPANDEX!!!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 03:03 PM

"leaping in off the top rope, with a crushing forearm smash to the back of the neck and ooooohhh... He's dead"

-Old SNL bit, if wrestling was actually real-

;-)


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: MMario
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 03:29 PM

jeri - I stongly suspect you would look quite good in spandex. tho' I also suspect it is not to your taste.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: Naemanson
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 03:33 PM

Jeri, you wear the spandex and we'll be the judge of what we do and don't want to see. *grin*


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: Benjamin
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 04:34 PM

I didn't know the WWF had rules. I mean, why would you put rules to something that's fake? Just doesn't make any sense! As for me, I'll wait to see who's in the ring before taking or making any challenges.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: Naemanson
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 07:25 PM

UNCHALLENGED I STAND, IN JELLO SO GRAND.
AND SPANDEX I WEAR TO SHOW WHAT IS THERE.
THE CHAMPION I AM FROM MY TOES TO MY TAM
AND SNEER IN THE FACES OF ALL ELSE IN THIS PLACE.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: Amos
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 08:04 PM

And he so long a fellow, and you go around it
His girth bespeaks his threat is fully founded
Spandex expands, as strength unto the strong!
Farewell, sweet rhymer! Fellow fair, so long!

A


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: Big Mick
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 08:38 PM

OK, Jeri and Beebs (I can call you that......but only me and Spaw), bring your little behinds on. But there is only one rule. No fair pulling down the thong, and kicking the spud is against the rules. C'mon, youse wimmen..................I am ready for you.............what the hell is this I am tripping on?????...........Naemenson, git the hell outta my tub!!!!! Go get your own jello..............

Mick


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: Cobble
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 08:53 PM

Anyone picks on me and I send in Mrs C OK?

Cobble.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: Jeri
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 09:14 PM

Hey, like Benjamin said - who needs rules! C'mon bbc - let's BAKE THAT POTATO!

Naemanson - spandex is funny enough, but did you have to wear the hot pink thing with the blue bunny rabbits?


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: Benjamin
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 09:29 PM

That's not exactly going to get the job done you know Naemanson.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: Amos
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 09:30 PM

Jello to all, plunge, grapple at the quick!
In vain the keepoer calls 'tis Thyme -- it will not stick!
Now limn we all to cavil, bet, or, carp!
Fling out rude care, unleash the Dogs of Warp!!
No trolls shall sour this pit, nor foul these truffl'd pearls--
A song, a thong, a groin, and foot it, girls!

A


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: Naemanson
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 09:35 PM

Hey, you were wearing my spandex so I had to wear yours! Besides the bunny rabbits are cute!

ANNOUNCEMENT! THIS THREAD DRIFT IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE MAKERS OF IMAGINWEAR, THE CLOTHING THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE YOU THINK YOU LOOK.

SINSULL IS A GRANDMOTHER! HER CAT, ALICE, JUST HAD SIX CUTE LITTLE KITTENS!

NOW, BACK TO THE REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM...


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: Jeri
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 09:44 PM

Naemanson, you think you look like a guy who wears blue bunnies? Uh-oh. Should have bought the velcro ears and the fluffy cotton tail, too.

SINSULL - CONGRATS, GRANNY!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: Benjamin
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 09:45 PM

Naemanson, I don't think Sinsull is Alice's mother. So I don't see how she'd the grandmother of Alice's children.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: bbc
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 09:53 PM

Hey, Jeri, he took the challenge! Let's get him! You want the front or the back? Hmmm.... maybe left & right side? Oh, who cares...have at him! You, spaw, & Rick, honey! Love ya. : )

bbc


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: MMario
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 10:08 PM

Sinsull adopted alice, right? which makes her her mother, and Alice's children her grandchildren. perfectly logical. Are you a species snob?


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: Amos
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 11:25 PM

Are you guys gonna mix it up? Or just satnd aroun' an jaw, then???

I don't go wastin' them Elizabethan couplets on no Mendelian discussions, y'know!!

A


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: Naemanson
Date: 17 Jul 01 - 06:22 AM

C'mon MMario, either rassle or get out of the jello pool! If you don't I'll have to take on bbc and Jeri and they obviously would rather have you (sniff) though I don't know why!

(Bunny ears dragging the spandex wrapped form trudges with slumped shoulders out of the green jello...)


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pay-per-View
From: Naemanson
Date: 17 Jul 01 - 06:25 AM

C'mon MMario, either rassle or get out of the jello pool! If you don't I'll have to take on bbc and Jeri and they obviously would rather have you (sniff) though I don't know why!

(Bunny ears dragging the spandex wrapped form trudges with slumped shoulders out of the green jello...)


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