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BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!

Matt_R 30 Dec 00 - 06:52 PM
Sorcha 30 Dec 00 - 06:55 PM
Amergin 30 Dec 00 - 07:07 PM
GUEST,Audi 30 Dec 00 - 07:53 PM
CarolC 30 Dec 00 - 07:55 PM
Amergin 30 Dec 00 - 07:59 PM
Matt_R 30 Dec 00 - 08:00 PM
DougR 30 Dec 00 - 08:12 PM
GUEST,Audi 30 Dec 00 - 08:14 PM
kendall 30 Dec 00 - 08:19 PM
GUEST,Audi 30 Dec 00 - 08:19 PM
Haruo 30 Dec 00 - 08:22 PM
CarolC 30 Dec 00 - 08:32 PM
kendall 30 Dec 00 - 08:38 PM
GUEST,Audi 30 Dec 00 - 08:38 PM
bigchuck 30 Dec 00 - 08:38 PM
GUEST,Audi 30 Dec 00 - 08:43 PM
Amergin 30 Dec 00 - 08:46 PM
Uncle_DaveO 30 Dec 00 - 08:47 PM
GUEST,Cleigh O'Possum 30 Dec 00 - 09:20 PM
GUEST,Cleigh O'Possum 30 Dec 00 - 09:23 PM
Sorcha 30 Dec 00 - 09:42 PM
Gypsy 30 Dec 00 - 09:43 PM
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GUEST,Audi 31 Dec 00 - 12:23 AM
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Subject: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Matt_R
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 06:52 PM

I can't help it, she made me! Lol! In complaince with Audi's request, I have started this thread. Here's what she said:

Well, as an increasingly-interested lurker here, and a female empathetic to Carol's dilemma, I've got to ask: how can a woman ferret out which Mudcat men are single/available and which have already been snared?

Will someone make a new thread for it?

Audi


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Sorcha
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 06:55 PM

I don't believe I can be much help, here, even tho my bra is un hooked.........


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Amergin
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 07:07 PM

Uh, Sorcha dear, thanks for telling us that.....I have always been wondering is Sorcha's bra unhooked? I would ask myself....


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: GUEST,Audi
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 07:53 PM

LOL!! Thank you, Matt! Here's a kiss of gratitude. Where would you like it?

OK, now I know Sorcha is unhooked (and female--but I had guessed that). Thank you Sorcha. You're a bra-zen female I can I identify with.

However, I still don't know if 'Amergin' is an 'Amergino' or an 'Amergina'? When I saw the same person called "Am Urgin" (or something close) I thought surely you were 'Amergina', but now I wonder if I haven't made a mistake about your 'O' part or the lack thereof? What about it Amergin? (And you still haven't answered my question about who you intended to slight in that other thread--I hope it wasn't moi?) ;)

Audi


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: CarolC
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 07:55 PM

Well, more like "unhinged", actually...

...and if Spaw gets his way, I'll be hooked up with a ferret pretty soon...


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Amergin
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 07:59 PM

Audi, I am male....and I didn't mean to insult, was kidding (kinda sharp I admit), recently cut loose.


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Matt_R
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 08:00 PM

Audi, you are one naughty lady! But I'm afraid I'm probably too young for you!


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: DougR
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 08:12 PM

And I'm single too, but as Matt is too young for you, I'm too old.

DougR


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: GUEST,Audi
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 08:14 PM

LOL! Carol, isn't a ferret something like a possum? Is Spaw trying to work his way around to unloading on you?

Thanks, Amergin, I'm laughing--and glad to know you're male and loose.

LOL, Matt, age is not a factor here--I just now read that you have a feverish girlfriend! I'm not naughty enough to be able to steal you from someone hotter than 98.6. I know heat speaks!

Audi


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: kendall
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 08:19 PM

Check the resources deah...


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: GUEST,Audi
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 08:19 PM

LOL! Now DougR, what is that supposed to mean?

Anyway, I didn't ask for ages. There is no age problem that modern medicine can't mend--except the age problem of too much bier. (And I'm no necrophiliac.) ;)

Audi


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Haruo
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 08:22 PM

Not sure how available I am (got my eye on a lady who at least occasionally looks me back) but I'm male and not actually hooked.

Liland (I know y'all thought I typed Lillian...)


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: CarolC
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 08:32 PM

Oh, Audi... now I have to get pedantic. I hate it when that happens.

A possum is a marsupial. Marsupials are on a different evolutionary and taxonomic branch of the "warm blooded animals with hair" tree than ferrets, which are true mammals. I could spend more time explaining how that works, but I'd probably ruin everybody's weekend.


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: kendall
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 08:38 PM

The pictures in the resources will tell you the sex of the 'catters. (In most cases)


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: GUEST,Audi
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 08:38 PM

LOL!! Carol, I like pedantics--I like any kind of antics.

But, I've smelled both a ferret and a possum---and they stink the same. Their fur is also the same color, in some cases, and they have the same ugly snarl when you try and shoo them away from the catfood dish. :)

Audi


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: bigchuck
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 08:38 PM

I've been unhinged..oops..unhooked for so long it's a habit. Also I'm old, fat, ugly, and have disgusting habits....just ask Midchuck.
Sandy


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: GUEST,Audi
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 08:43 PM

Kendall, I can't get at your secrets 'cuz I'm not a member. I assume you're male?

Bigchuck, the whole Chuck family confuses me. Big, Mid--is there a Littlechuck? What about Wood, and Up? ;)

Audi


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Amergin
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 08:46 PM

Uh, Audi, yes you can.....there is a drop menu in the right hand corner that says quick links....scroll on down to resources and you should find it.....Kendall's just been urging you to look there, because he thinks you'll be impressed by his old wrinkly bald head....

Amergin


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 08:47 PM

I'm not available. I've been thoroughly hooked for 37 years now.

Dave Oesterreich


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: GUEST,Cleigh O'Possum
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 09:20 PM

Dear Miz Audi,

I am not hooked at all even though I was molded. I'm a very friendly little guy and I always leave the seat down, mainly because I can't lift it up. Besides, I hardly ever use the bathroom. I have very fine manners and always ask before having anyone blow up my bottom. I was almost led astray by that nasty Cletus but lucky for me, other folks saw what was happening and had him arrested for "Contributing to the Delinquency of a Marsupial." I don't suppose things would ever work out perfectly for us since you probably prefer to date within your own species, but since this was a thread about being unhooked, I wanted to say that I am.

Best Wishes,

Cleigh O'Possum


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: GUEST,Cleigh O'Possum
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 09:23 PM

Oh yes, I forgot.......HERE is a picture of me although you can also find me on Catspaw's page and Rick Fielding's as well.

Cleigh


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Sorcha
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 09:42 PM

Audi, I LOVED the bier/beer pun!! Good one!! Most of you know I am female, and Hitched (to a cop, no less!) Most of you also know I am Un-Hinged, too. I also know that most of you are just dying to know that my bra is not only unhooked, it is usually non existant. I do own one for those unavoidable "White Silk Shirt" gigs, but I consider them to be Medieval Implements of Torture.

And now back to our regularly scheduled programming......


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Gypsy
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 09:43 PM

Oh, bestill my foolish heart! Pitty pat, pitty pat.....


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Matt_R
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 09:53 PM

Sorcha!!! Oh the things my mind is conjuring up!!


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Ribbit
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 09:54 PM

Kendall,
Maybe you should do a couple of verses of "I don't look good naked anymore" for Audi. :)
Thom M.
PS I've been married for 28 years now.


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Sorcha
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 10:03 PM

Matt, you know I'm too old for you. Hell, I'm too old for me........Mirror Avoidance Syndrome, ya know. As for implements of Torture.......we could conjure up a few for the fellas, couldn't we? Start with Jock Straps, and go down hill from there...........(hee hee hee)


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Matt_R
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 10:09 PM

Oh well...


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: kendall
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 10:27 PM

Yes Audi, I am male. I have reached the age where when I get out of the shower, I'm glad the mirror is steamed up. By the way, I'm also loose as ashes.


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: flattop
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 10:48 PM

Now we seem to have an inbalance between UnHooked and Hookers. Who wants to be a mudcat hooker?


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Matt_R
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 10:56 PM

If I wasn't so hooked, It be out there being a snog toy to all our lovely MudHotties!


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: DougR
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 10:57 PM

Guest Audi, I think I'm in love!


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Haruo
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 10:58 PM

Is a Mudcat hooker something like a matchmaker?

Naïf Liland


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Sorcha
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 11:39 PM

No, I think a MudCat Hooker has something to do with lines, lanyards and fouled anchors.......Get a Hook, ya know?


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: GUEST,Audi
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 12:23 AM

Awe. Thank you Amergin, and you too, Kendall. I didn't know that field trip was available to me: I went to the Resources and felt like I was running through an art gallery. You are all as beautiful as your thoughts. Now, I crave your voices, but I'm a bit afraid, 'cause I already can hear them when I read your posts, and what if they are not as melodious out loud? I promise I will go there though--I can't help myself.

Audi


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: GUEST,Audi
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 12:24 AM

Dear Mr. Cleigh,

Thank you so much for your letter concerning your unhooked state. Leaving the seat down, as you do, should guarantee that you be snatched up to your satisfaction. Housepets that hardly ever use the bathroom are my favorite kind. I, too, like fine bottom manners, and so much appreciate being asked before someone blows up my own. Contrary to your supposition, I am not specist: in fact, coming from the South as I do, I find I have an occasional craving for 'possum meat. Anyway, a species good enough for Mam'selle Hepzibah is good enough for me.

Returning Your Best Wishes,

Audi


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: GUEST,Audi
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 12:26 AM

Gypsy, you posted, and I assume you are male, from your Sorcha-induced pitty-pats? Are you hooked or unhooked?

Flattop, you organizer of hookers, are you hooked?

DougR, this statement, "Guest Audi, I think I'm in love!" gets you your own kiss of gratitude. Where would you like yours? (You may just point if you're as shy as Matt_R.)

LOL--Sorcha, you are a rather pun-ishing creature, yourself!

Audi


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Matt_R
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 12:31 AM

Audi, I really like you! You posts are really cool!


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Sorcha
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 12:32 AM

Captain-ess Hook, at your service.........join up, Audi, all it takes is a painless cookie, then you can get Personal Messages from all these crazy people, hooked and un hooked........

If you have to Clean Your Cookies, you can just go to QuickLinks, and Re Set your cookie.


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Uncle Jaque
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 12:50 AM

Where's our jolly stalwart Naemamson?

The last I knew, he had a kind and gentle heart recently abandoned and receptive to a good home. Somewone throw that lad a hawser and haul 'im on board, here, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Sorcha
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 12:54 AM

MAN OVERBOARD!! ALL HANDS ON DECK!!


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Matt_R
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 01:06 AM

SNOGFEST!!


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: DougR
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 01:12 AM

Shucks shoot, Audi, why do I get the feeling you're putting us on? My hunch is you are probably a 200 pound hairy male having a good time with poor old love starved male mudcatters. Oh well. 'Twas fun for the moment!

DougR


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: GUEST,Audi
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 01:17 AM

LOL!! Matt_R, I like you, too! And all the Mudcatters--this is an incredible site.

Thanks, Sorcha for the invitation--but this site isn't really about BS. It's about songs. I do so love music, and songs, and singing, but you all are pros and way out of my league. I just got hooked (LOL) into a funny thread tonight, and then Matt_R egged me on by making this one.

I do have to confess, though, that since I've been lurking here these past several months, it's made me get my guitar back out and see if I can't make liars out of the self-proclaimed 'talented' members of my family that say I can't sing. I sound great in the shower--to me--LOL!!

I do love songs, but I'm no pro. I am just your Mudcat

Audi Enz

;)


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: GUEST,Audi
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 01:20 AM

ROFL!!! DougR!!!!

I have a scanner right here, and challenging statements like that bring out my outrageous side!

Shall I scan how hairy I am????

LOL!!!

Audi


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Sorcha
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 01:30 AM

Audi, you're right, the place really is about music, so why not join us? Unless, you are already a member and having us on........as Doug says? Oh well. Whatever. I am going to bed........


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Haruo
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 01:35 AM

Are you a German auto heiress? That would be nice.

Liland


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Naemanson
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 01:36 AM

Naemanson reporting for duty! Unhooked and apparently unhookable! And getting to the point where it really doesn't matter. I have my music, I have my kids, and I have my old falling-apart-house on a river in Maine. Oh, and I have a job.

And I'm going to bed now.

Happy New Year!


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: GUEST,Audi
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 01:55 AM

Ouch, Sorcha. Nope. I'm just me--and here pretty often, but usually silent. I posted once to Song Challenge 42, and a couple of times in BS threads (porn, abortion, and Ode to Billy Joe)...but this is the first time I've been verbose. I just don't feel I have much to contribute here--I just sing for me. I'm one of the users that just takes--and saying that makes me feel guilty 'cause I probably should be a paying member for all the wonderful use I've gotten from the database.

Liland, I'm sorry, I'm not German, nor an auto, nor an heiress. But I sure like your name. Are you hooked or unhooked? :)

Audi


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Haruo
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 01:59 AM

Mostly un, but heading towards hooked maybe. (I'm facing a standing invitation to walk the woods she just bought with her, and I'm afraid if I take her up on it I might end up hooked.) A bit skittish, perhaps I am.

Liland


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Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Amergin
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 02:02 AM

Audi, this place is a place to share knowledge, learn, and to make friends. I didn't feel I had much to offer, when I first joined up in February (can't believe it's been that long) and I still don't feel I do, except perhaps for my wonderful sweet irresistible angelic presence.....so join up, it's free.

Amergin


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