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WyoWoman 17 Nov 00 - 10:30 PM
Matt_R 17 Nov 00 - 10:35 PM
WyoWoman 17 Nov 00 - 10:37 PM
MMario 17 Nov 00 - 10:47 PM
WyoWoman 17 Nov 00 - 10:51 PM
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Subject: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: WyoWoman
Date: 17 Nov 00 - 10:30 PM

At last! A friend emailed me the secret to coming up with your own personal blues name. Of course you're welcome to come up with any name you want, and if you have your own particular formula, let me know. But his was:

A disability
A fruit
The name of a U.S. president

Ergo: Blind Lemon Jefferson, etc.

Thought you'd want to know.

Love and rockets, WyoWoman/a.k.a. Dyslexic Starfruit Filmore


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From: Matt_R
Date: 17 Nov 00 - 10:35 PM

Dispeptic Pomegranate McKinley


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From: WyoWoman
Date: 17 Nov 00 - 10:37 PM

Love it, Dispy. Or is it Pommy?

xo/starfruit


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: MMario
Date: 17 Nov 00 - 10:47 PM

Bleeder Aki Adams


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From: WyoWoman
Date: 17 Nov 00 - 10:51 PM

I've never encountered an Aki. I might want to put a leash on it and give it a nice trot...

Dysie


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Matt_R
Date: 17 Nov 00 - 10:57 PM

Hee hee hee! Arthritic Kumquat Coolidge!


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From: catspaw49
Date: 17 Nov 00 - 11:06 PM

Gimpy Grapes Garfield..............

Cockless Kiwi Coolidge............

.......just a thought or two.......

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: MMario
Date: 17 Nov 00 - 11:07 PM

Linpin' Loquat Lyndon

or is it only last names of presidents?


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From: CarolC
Date: 17 Nov 00 - 11:13 PM

ADD/Disnumeric/CFIDS Blueberry CLINTON!

(I'm a mess, aren't I?)

...'berry


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Margo
Date: 17 Nov 00 - 11:28 PM

Lazy eyed Orange Hayes (Haze). :0)


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From: bflat
Date: 17 Nov 00 - 11:57 PM

Toothless Tomato Washington.

bflat


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From: JenEllen
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 12:12 AM

Herniated Strawberry Jackson...checking in.

SAAALLLLL-OOOOT!

(LOL) ~Elle


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: BlueJay
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 12:19 AM

DJD Apple COOLidge. Or is that a rap band?


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: WyoWoman
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 12:25 AM

I think we can use first names if they're really really really good. Willie, of course, is hard to beat, so to speak. I mean, as far as blues names go ...

xo/ Hyperactive Winesap Coolidge


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 12:35 AM

UGLY UGLI COOLIDGE!


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: BlueJay
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 01:05 AM

Tonedeaf Lemon Gore, (or conversely), Skinny Tomato Bush.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: katlaughing
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 01:09 AM

Ashmatic Plantain Garfield

Short Legs Banana Ford


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From: alison
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 01:14 AM

Haemhorraging Guava Washington.....

couldn't resist.......


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: katlaughing
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 01:15 AM

Too Tall Cherry Madison

Blind Peanut Buchanan


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From: alison
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 01:26 AM

Paraphymosed Banana Clinton


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From: GUEST,chanteyranger
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 03:28 AM

Catatonic Strawberry Grant.

BTW, did y'all know that the U.S. Supreme Court ruled the tomato to be a vegetable? They really did! It was in a dispute over import/export issues.

-chanteyranger


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: MichaelAnthony
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 04:03 AM

Hot Bananna Johnson


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From: Lyrical Lady
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 04:30 AM

Juicy Mango Munroe I'm Canadian and I'm guessing? ... Munroe, yes..no? ....LL


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 06:18 AM

Deaf Plum Gore?

Rheumatic Satsuma Bush.....

I'm guessing here, being a Brit, I know only 8 presidents names, and 2 of them are Johnson!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Bernard
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 06:23 AM

Partially Sighted Grapefruit Clegg

Okay, Clegg was never a US President, but he was president of a pub darts team - does that count?


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Morticia
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 06:47 AM

If you're Brit, can you use Prime Ministers? Yours
Astigmatic Orange Gladstone


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: alison
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 08:06 AM

"Mad as a cut snake" Rockmelon Thatcher....

I think Primeministers works.........


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: catspaw49
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 08:12 AM

What the hell kind of disability is "Mad as a Cut Snake?"

Great expression!!!

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Allan C.
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 08:20 AM

Club-foot Ugli Van Buren


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: alison
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 08:57 AM

it's an Aussie one... very descriptive...... hahaha

slainte

alison


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: campfire
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 09:40 AM

Nymphomaniac Banana Cinton???

campfire


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From: Alice
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 09:43 AM

Wormy Fig Washington

Crazy Currant Adams

Blind Berry Monroe

SAD Melon Madison

Pocked Peach Wilson

Lame Lime Jackson

Dizzy Grape Van Buren

Wheezing Mango Harrison

Hunchback Guava Tyler

Trembling Cherry Polk

Comatose Tangerine McKinley

Bleeding Papaya Taft

Migraine Apricot Coolidge

Spastic Blueberry Hoover

Bilious Crabapple Ford

that's enough for now......

Alice


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Whitcher
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 10:42 AM

Squintin Paw Paw Wilson Slight Indegestion Tinned Mixed Fruit Major

More UK Prime Ministers

Harry


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: LDave
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 10:46 AM

When I first heard of Earnest Leroy Hawkins I thought being earnest was a good affliction for a bluesman. Come to find out it was his real name.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Morticia
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 10:56 AM

Athritic Apple Astor.......hey, I like it!


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From: GUEST,Steve Latimer
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 11:01 AM

Kiwi Nixon Dyslexic


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From: GUEST,Bardford
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 12:05 PM

Using the name of a former Canadian prime minister:
Limp Banana Diefenbaker


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 12:17 PM

Curmudgeon says he's Deaf Date Washington. (No, he just yelled across the room that it's not his name; at least no in this ficton.)

Bat Goddess (Is there a formula for female blues singers?!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Long Firm Freddie
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 12:19 PM

Paranoid Pineapple Pierce

LFF


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Alice
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 01:12 PM

I'm going to have Trembling Cherry Polk going through my mind all day now.

Ladies formula:
royal or aristocratic title and/or flower, women from the Bible.

Magnolia Eve

Lady Esther

Azalea Jezebel

Honeysuckle Salome


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: WyoWoman
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 01:26 PM

Come to think of it, these are all excellent names for Ben & Jerry's new flavors as well.

and Campfire, since when was being a nymphomaniac considered a disability? Especially on the Mudcat -- Catspaw always said it was a great asset. I was it that I HAD a great asset ... Or maybe that he WAS a great big ass...

nivver mind

And yes, I think the World Blues Court would grant a special dispensation for U.K./Canadian Bluesies to use their P.M.'s names. The president of the pub darts team? ... I'm not absolutely certain. I guess we have to throw that one back on the World Blues Court for an opinion. B.B.? Robert? Etta? Bueller?

WW


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: WyoWoman
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 01:35 PM

And Aussies and Kiwis, of course. Which, I suppose, means any country's Top Dawg is available for exploitation and ought to offer up some fascinating permutations. (No fair cheating, you guys. I mean, you can't just MAKE UP a political leader's name and hope we'll all fall for it. Your Mudcat Honor is at stake ...)

I especially love Kiwi Nixon Dyslexic, Steve. "Dyslexics of the World, Untie!!!"

WW/Feverish Tomatillo Ford

P.S. Chanteyranger: Just because our nation's Highest Court stoops to ruling fruits vegetables when they ain't doesn't mean we have to believe it for a minute. Remember, this is a nation in which you can also get sued for insulting a side of beef, for maligning a vegetable ...


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Ely
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 01:42 PM

Asperger's Mayhaw Ford

or (since I'm a girl)

Lilac Delilah


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Fred/Forsh
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 01:47 PM

trying to fit hallitosis in........ neurotic would also be good.... my brain hurts........


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Alice
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 02:34 PM

Lilac Delilah!! I love it!


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From: okthen
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 02:51 PM

energetically challenged pomegranite Asquith

try saying it next time you get as relaxed as.......

cheers

bill


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 02:52 PM

Forgetful Prune Bush

An fo' mah fust numbah ah'd lak ta do "Gored by my Chad"


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Ely
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 03:50 PM

Yeah, I'm thinking my female blues name is better than my real name . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: dwditty
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 05:04 PM

Doesn't quite fit the formula, but I think it was Martin Mull who coined Blind Lemon Pledge/

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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 05:22 PM

Priapic Zucchini Johnson


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: WyoWoman
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 08:16 PM

Ok. LEJ wins the Grand Prize.
Fielding is a definite First Runner-up ... Now that you've all made me choke on my walnut bread ...

Ok, and here's your first line:

Woke up this morning ...

(which, of course, with Priapic Zucchini Johnson goes with out saying ... )

ww


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Clifton53
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 08:31 PM

Bulemic Pawpaw Washington


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From: GUEST,Taken
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 08:58 PM

Scizophrenic Kumquat & Pasion Fruit MacKay

president... in the U.S.- just not of the U.S.

"He's the devil bitch of my heart"


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 18 Nov 00 - 09:56 PM

Dat's either a Walnut Bread in my pocket or ah'm really glad to see you Wyo.

Blind Bermuda Schwartz


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: WyoWoman
Date: 19 Nov 00 - 12:19 AM

I THOUGHT that was a little large for a bread stick.

xo/ Flatulent Fig Reagan


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: catspaw49
Date: 19 Nov 00 - 12:52 AM

Knew a guy with a priapic condition and he met this nice chinese girl who was really interested in him. They were sitting on the couch and she was whispering in his ears, running her tongue around them, and things were progressing along. He asked her if she could help him with his "condition" and she said, "Oh yes. You need woks job." He figured this was something oriental and agreed. She left the room and came back with two flat paddles, a ball of twine, and some handcuffs. Once again she ran her tongue around both his ears and then took down his pants. Without comment, she took his priapic member and laid it on one of the paddles, gently tying it in place with the twine. Again she kissed both cheeks and delicately ran her tongue around his ears. Then she handcuffed both hands behind his back and picked up the other paddle. She raised it high above her head and with a loud shriek, slapped it down on top of the other, flattening his willie between them. The guy's entire body stiffened as though it were undergoing an electrical shock, and the wax shot out of both ears.

Spaw


Deleted 78 duplicate messages and a puddle of earwax. --JoeClone


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: WyoWoman
Date: 19 Nov 00 - 07:37 PM

wooo. What was HER blues name?

ww


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From: catspaw49
Date: 19 Nov 00 - 07:43 PM

Waxin' Plantain Tung?

Spaw


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From: Amos
Date: 19 Nov 00 - 08:10 PM

Parkinsons Peanut Carter, the Shaking Jelly Jammer, is proud to present his original cut, "Wok eUp This Morning, With Nuffin On Mah Mind....", a deep D.C. blues from his years as a shoeshine boy on Pennsylvania Avenue. Accompanied by "Foot in Mouth" Jicama Clinton and his Blue Stained Shoes Interne All Stars....


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 19 Nov 00 - 09:24 PM

Well, I think the high court made the right decision there. I mean, when I'm on stage playing a gig I get cabbage heads, rotten lettuce, chard, spinach, cauliflower, green beans, and tomatoes thrown at me. See a pattern there? Was there a banana or a strawberry on the list?

Bernard, no doubt this Clegg darts Prez you mentioned could have done better in The Big Job than Fillmore, Hayes, and several others.

-chanteyranger


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: WyoWoman
Date: 20 Nov 00 - 12:03 AM

CR-- Well, if someone'd just be thoughtful enough to sling some salad dressing your way ... Chantey Salad, hold the ranger ...

ww


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 20 Nov 00 - 04:03 AM

Last time this came up I suggested Deaf Lime Clinton might not catch on, think I'll stick with "Croakin' Bullfrog".
RtS


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Trevor
Date: 20 Nov 00 - 06:20 AM

Senile Kiwi ....erm..


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From: Jeri
Date: 20 Nov 00 - 11:19 AM

Blind Pignut Polk (so it's a tree - get off my back :-)
Dumb Plum Taft
Compulsive Cherry Pierce


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Steve Latimer
Date: 20 Nov 00 - 11:31 AM

Anal Apple Adams


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From: Giac
Date: 20 Nov 00 - 12:18 PM

Puckery Persimmon-Pitter Pierce.

Bah da, da, da-dawmp, bah-dawmp, bah-dawmp
Bah da, da, da-dawmp, bah-dawmp, bah-dawmp
Gots to pit these persimmons
Bah-dawmp, bah-dawmp
Befo' ah kin bake bread
Bah-dawmp, bah-dawmp
But mah hands is all shribbled up now
Bah-dawmp, bah-dawmp
An ah has a shrun-ken head
Bah da, da, da, da, da, da, da, dawmp
bah-dawmp, bah-dawmp


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: GUEST,Bardford
Date: 20 Nov 00 - 12:52 PM

Yet another former Canadian Prime Minister shuffles onto the stage, harp in hand, a lifetime of stories to sing. Ladies and gentlemen, please extend a warm Mudcat welcome to

Irritable Jelly Palm Bowell


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Kim C
Date: 20 Nov 00 - 01:09 PM

Blind Quince Lincoln.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: The Walrus at work
Date: 20 Nov 00 - 01:32 PM

Disenteric Prune Lloyd-George doesn't seem to work

Walrus


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 20 Nov 00 - 02:00 PM

Dyspeptic Prune Disraeli


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From: Amos
Date: 21 Nov 00 - 12:35 AM

Bilious Squash Johnson and the Grassy Knoll Trio present their deep undercover rendition of "Anybody here seen my Old Friend John?"; with an introduction by Deep Throat and the Follow-the-Money Gang fresh from a triumphant tour before the royal ragheads of Ribadyi and points East. Step right up, boys and girls, and wash your mouth out with soap and the door! Proudly sponsored by your very own Host, Poor-Taste Pickle Polk, the Polka Popinjay from Poughkeepsie!!.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Boxette
Date: 21 Nov 00 - 05:53 AM

I've never laughed so much in a silent uni computer room. Walleye Pear Hoover is the first that sprang to mind, Kit


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Bert
Date: 21 Nov 00 - 12:46 PM

Constipated Gooseberry Bush


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From: Dave Swan
Date: 21 Nov 00 - 12:51 PM

Prolapsed Persimmon Johnson


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Trevor
Date: 21 Nov 00 - 12:57 PM

I was told that to find your porn star name you take the name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name.

Rex French signing off.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Jim Krause
Date: 21 Nov 00 - 01:14 PM

Mine is all too prosaic, but I submit it anyhow

Blind Lester Chittlins Roosevelt
Yeah, I know, Chittlins ain't a fruit. But they sound so gross, I don't think I could choke 'em down if I was starvin'

Ah, now there's another one,

Starvin' Clarence Mango Jackson. There, that oughtta qualify.
Soddy


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: hesperis
Date: 22 Nov 00 - 12:19 AM

Insomniac Mulberry Bush

(Guess it's a tree that can't sleep. But do trees sleep at night? Or would it be that it didn't go dormant in winter...?)

From the other formula:
The Empress Lilith

(These are not MY names. They are up for grabs, so go for it!)

This is fun.
Thanks, WW!


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: MichaelAnthony
Date: 22 Nov 00 - 05:28 AM

Ambitious-eye Teaberry Nader


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: catspaw49
Date: 22 Nov 00 - 08:00 AM

HEY TREVOR....We ran two threads on that "Adult Entertainer" name thing that were some of the funniest things we ever had.

Spaw aka, Taffy Eastport


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Clifton53
Date: 22 Nov 00 - 08:30 AM

Jaundice P. Elderberry Polk


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: GUEST,Hagbard
Date: 23 Nov 00 - 12:13 AM

Syphilitic Banana Clinton

Fat Tomato Taft

Lame Lime Roosevelt or his cousin Reckless Watamelon Roosevelt

Toothless Cherry Washington

Hagbard


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Callie
Date: 23 Nov 00 - 08:07 PM

Dribblin' Tutti Frutti Fadden

Callie (Australia!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Ella who is Sooze
Date: 24 Nov 00 - 07:09 AM

Dizzy lychee Churchill

Ella


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Mountain Dog
Date: 24 Nov 00 - 01:17 PM

Thrombosis Clingstone Carter, "The Original Jo-jah Peach"


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: GUEST,harpwizard
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 10:30 AM

OK all here is a real blues name. Grand Rapids Slim. Harpwiser. Hotharpburn. SlimbutFatharp. and finally, HardharpBlower.

As you all can read this are real blues names,from a real blues man....:0).


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: pottygok
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 11:06 AM

Boo-boo Loganberry Coolidge?


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: GUEST,Tim Kane
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 02:19 PM

Too Tight O'Toole (I like Irish music also).


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: SandyBob
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 04:44 PM

Priapic Pineapple Polk

Jackleg Jimica Johnson

Cottoneye Kumquat Coolidge

Gonhorreal Guava Grant

Lying Lychee Lyndon

Trembling Tamarind Truman


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: wysiwyg
Date: 24 Jul 01 - 02:45 PM

From Hardi-- Fungus Tongue Johnson.

Or did I already post this? Never mind, it's a great thread to bring back.

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: LoopySanchez
Date: 24 Jul 01 - 03:27 PM

Scurvy Breadfruit Harrison
Jaundice Watermelon Cleveland
Anemic Canteloupe Hoover
Infected Sinus Pear Garfield
Diptherial Peach Taylor


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: GUEST,Malnourished Melon Madison
Date: 24 Jul 01 - 05:39 PM

Hyperactive Prune Eisenhower


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 24 Jul 01 - 06:55 PM

From: Lej's wife! There's nothing priapic about my Johnson! He's just being modest. Incidentally, we refer to each other as "Whispering Snoggers" Check out the Snog of the Week thread! It might give you some ideas of what to do when you're not making bread, salad dressing or on the Mudcat!


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 24 Jul 01 - 07:36 PM

Well, maybe a little priapic.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 25 Jul 01 - 03:58 AM

Cripes .... Galloping Gopher Gal....

I thought you had "vanished" from the scene, along with your festering swill of "healing herb oils."

Where do you cook up this shit? And what does it have to do with...

Muddy Waters?

John Lee Harper?

Robert Johnson?

Elmor James?

John Lee Hooker?

Charlie Paton?

Huddie William Ledbetter

Sonny Terry?

Brownie McGhee?

Charlie Musselwhite?

Joe Pass?

One of us is not "living on the same the planet" and I KNOW the blues I love and adore isn't performed by some genetic-freak-of-nature who is handi-crapped.

Your comment is one of the most biggoted I have EVER seen posted within this forum.

To paraphrase James Joyce..."Appologize, Apologize, may the Eagles come and pluck out your eyes."


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: KingBrilliant
Date: 25 Jul 01 - 04:12 AM

Monorchid Cherry Pitt The Elder
& lighten up Garg - and as for cooking up shit - interesting recipe.

Kris


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: GUEST,Lion
Date: 25 Jul 01 - 04:31 PM


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: DancingMom
Date: 25 Jul 01 - 07:20 PM

Trick Knee Tangerine Truman. (Sharon)


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Jeep man
Date: 25 Jul 01 - 09:55 PM

Wore out,beat down,ain't gonna quit Ford. Jeep


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 26 Jul 01 - 03:33 AM

FOUL - FOUL - FOUL -
Several disqualifications must be imposed (US entrants only.)
The United States Department of Agriculture, by official ammendment to the fair food packaging regulations, declared (nearly a year ago) that PRUNES shall henceforth be labelled "DRIED PLUMS."
In the United States, therefor, PRUNES are no longer a vegetable.
The change was made at the request of the DRIED PLUM producers, who said "You can't sell something called a prune, because people think that old constipated people are the only ones that eat them."
Is this PC?

CONSTIPATED DRIED PLUM SLICKWILLIE (the most recognizable ex-presidential name in my parts.)

John


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: English Jon
Date: 26 Jul 01 - 05:07 AM

Well, coming from the U.K, I'll have to bend the rules a little, but how about

Aortic Aneurism Victoria Plum Disraeli?

Scurvy Cox's Orange Pippin Wilson?

Prolapse Conference Pear Pitt the younger?

EJ


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: lady penelope
Date: 26 Jul 01 - 02:23 PM

"ere Giac, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahheheheheheheheheheheheh,oh gawd, heh, I'll calm down now,hehehehehehehehehehehehe.

Impotent Rasberry Chamberlain would like to present the diva of the era..........Baroness Bathsheba!

hehehehehehehehehehehhahahahahahahahah! sorry.

TTFN M'Lady P.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Lin in Kansas
Date: 26 Jul 01 - 06:45 PM

Anorexic Raisin Tyler?

Cross-eyed Winesap Fillmore?

Signed
Duchess Deborah


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Jeanie
Date: 26 Jul 01 - 07:17 PM

Gluteoalgic Orange-Pippin Blair live on stage tonight with Varicose Cumquat Widdecombe

Presented by: Herzogin Hemlock Hoglah (aka Jeannie)

Yes, she is a kosher biblical person (Hoglah, I mean, not V. Cumquat Widdecombe, our future P.M.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: RangerSteve
Date: 26 Jul 01 - 10:05 PM

Toenail Fungus Greengage Harding. Diabetic Cranberry Buchanan.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: GUEST,(too lazy for cookies)guinnesschik
Date: 26 Jul 01 - 10:12 PM

Myopic Pomegranate McKinley? Astigmatic Cherimoya Kennedy? Flatulent Green Grapes Garfield.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Mr Happy
Date: 05 Jul 02 - 11:54 AM

i've just seen a thread about 'mississippi john hurt'

it sounds like a cue for another blues name recipe:

1st: a river or state or county [any location]

2nd: any of your first names

3rd: an injury, damage, or disaster

mine could be

volga charlie eruption!


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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ...
From: Mr Happy
Date: 05 Jul 02 - 11:56 AM

ps

can someone do a blu clickie thing for a part 2 please


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