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DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!

Peace 12 Jan 04 - 09:07 PM
Dave Hanson 12 Jan 04 - 07:10 AM
Jeri 11 Jan 04 - 09:36 PM
GUEST,Freddy 11 Jan 04 - 09:12 PM
CarolC 11 Jan 04 - 09:06 PM
Peace 11 Jan 04 - 06:45 PM
GUEST,Another opinion to Michael R's 11 Jan 04 - 04:20 PM
CarolC 11 Jan 04 - 02:53 PM
michaelr 11 Jan 04 - 02:49 PM
CarolC 11 Jan 04 - 02:31 PM
Peace 11 Jan 04 - 02:27 PM
Little Hawk 11 Jan 04 - 02:21 PM
GUEST,Missesthepointcompletely 11 Jan 04 - 02:14 PM
Peace 11 Jan 04 - 02:10 PM
Little Hawk 11 Jan 04 - 02:10 PM
Little Hawk 11 Jan 04 - 02:08 PM
DaveJ 08 Jun 01 - 01:51 AM
CarolC 08 Jun 01 - 12:38 AM
Little Hawk 04 Jun 01 - 11:50 PM
CarolC 04 Jun 01 - 11:34 PM
hesperis 04 Jun 01 - 07:46 PM
Little Hawk 04 Jun 01 - 07:37 PM
Lord Mondegreen 04 Jun 01 - 07:13 PM
Lord Mondegreen 04 Jun 01 - 07:08 PM
Mbo 11 Sep 00 - 11:47 PM
Little Hawk 11 Sep 00 - 11:43 PM
flattop 11 Sep 00 - 11:20 PM
Mbo 11 Sep 00 - 09:10 PM
CarolC 11 Sep 00 - 08:58 PM
Little Hawk 11 Sep 00 - 05:03 PM
catspaw49 11 Sep 00 - 01:23 PM
Little Hawk 11 Sep 00 - 01:10 PM
CarolC 11 Sep 00 - 04:30 AM
Hedy West (current membership) 11 Sep 00 - 03:23 AM
hesperis 11 Sep 00 - 02:11 AM
CarolC 11 Sep 00 - 12:41 AM
Little Hawk 11 Sep 00 - 12:40 AM
hesperis 11 Sep 00 - 12:21 AM
CarolC 11 Sep 00 - 12:14 AM
CarolC 11 Sep 00 - 12:09 AM
Banjer 10 Sep 00 - 11:31 PM
Banjer 10 Sep 00 - 11:28 PM
CarolC 10 Sep 00 - 09:11 PM
Banjer 10 Sep 00 - 07:18 PM
CarolC 10 Sep 00 - 05:06 PM
sophocleese 10 Sep 00 - 04:28 PM
hesperis 10 Sep 00 - 02:49 PM
hesperis 10 Sep 00 - 01:56 PM
Mbo 10 Sep 00 - 11:44 AM
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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: Peace
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 09:07 PM

Nah! It couldn't; and me neither.


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 07:10 AM

not me guv.
eric


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: Jeri
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 09:36 PM

It COULD be. ;-)


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From: GUEST,Freddy
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 09:12 PM

Is not!


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From: CarolC
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 09:06 PM

Oops! I almost forgot to post this one:

Me and the Rombos McGill Man


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: Peace
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 06:45 PM

Oh, yes it is!


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: GUEST,Another opinion to Michael R's
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 04:20 PM

No it isn't.


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 02:53 PM

Ha! These look appropriate:

Ms McGill 2001 and the key to the Orillia Municipal Porta Potty


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: michaelr
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 02:49 PM

This thread is closed.


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 02:31 PM

Oh, man. All of my links are defunct. If I coult only remember what was in them, I could re-post them. Hey LH, do you remember what was in my links?


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: Peace
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 02:27 PM

I'm not gonna answer that.


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 02:21 PM

Stupid? Good heavens no! We are much worse than stupid, ol' pal, we are totally nuts. Actually, if you read the very first post on this thread carefully, I think you will grasp the essential concept. I am now waiting for Joe Offer to kindly move it to the BS section below...

- LH


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: GUEST,Missesthepointcompletely
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 02:14 PM

I can't believe how many people have posted to this thread. Are you all stupid or something?


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: Peace
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 02:10 PM

Well, I ain't gonna post to this one, either.


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 02:10 PM

Hmmm...and it should now be moved to the BS section too. I guess I had best PM one of the joe clones about that.

- LH


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 02:08 PM

There, see? Told you. This was the original, and it spawned five or six more of its ilk before it was done!

- LH


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: DaveJ
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 01:51 AM

Like drawing a line in the sand...I have to cross it.

CarolC,

Be careful of those porta-potties if you come to Old Songs. They perambutate...esspecially when there is a Woodchuck around with a smaller than average bladder and a large appetite for brewskies. I still don't understand how one can have an out-of-order outhouse. I guess the unhappy camper, whose tent the peripatec privy ended up next to, couldn't appreciate the comic potential.

DaveJ


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 12:38 AM

Oops!

Wet T-Shirt Competition


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Jun 01 - 11:50 PM

No shit, Carol!

-LH


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 04 Jun 01 - 11:34 PM

heh heh heh

ha ha ha ha...

AAAhhh Ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!......

What a great thread! I think it's a classic.


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: hesperis
Date: 04 Jun 01 - 07:46 PM

*groan*


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Jun 01 - 07:37 PM

My dear Mondegreen, you are one twisted bloke. I did not expect to ever see this thread again, though it remains one of my proudest creations...

- LH


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Subject: Lyr Req: Was DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: Lord Mondegreen
Date: 04 Jun 01 - 07:13 PM

Actually, while we're on the subject of the two Ronnies' G&S night (in which that example of merriment occurs), does anyone have the words to their Policeman's lot parody? Our video of it is so worn that the words are disappearing...

Thanks.


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: Lord Mondegreen
Date: 04 Jun 01 - 07:08 PM

We found a wounded sparrow once -- We never shall forget it. We took the bird in, and mended its wing. It was well by the spring... ... so we et it.

(Two Ronnies, anyone?)


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: Mbo
Date: 11 Sep 00 - 11:47 PM

Here come ol' flattop, he come groovin' up slowly....LH, the man knows what he's talking about.


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Sep 00 - 11:43 PM

Flattop, you don't want to know what she's been calling you....

As for "dog celibate", I'm not the one who keeps harassing the local canines. That's your shtick.

Mbo - on NO account do what flattop is telling you! He can be dangerously skewed in his perception of reality. Oh, BTW, incredible limerick! Absolutely totally great!!!

Now, people, this thread really is getting cumbersome...and it has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt which members of Mudcat have no self-control, no good taste, and no decent sense of moderation. I am happy to say that I am one of those people, although I think Spaw is the Champ. Watch for the sequel to this thread. It will be so bloody obvious that even flattop will figure it out!


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: flattop
Date: 11 Sep 00 - 11:20 PM

I'm not sure I'm enlightening or confusing you Carol. Very few Orillians are on mudcat but we can be as loud and loutish as any full symphony orchestra. Finding any toilet counts as psychic phenomenon on Tuesdays.

Hessy, you weren't looking for me at Rombos until recently. You had your nose buried in chips and gravy. If I called you a mental case, what would you call me? What have you called me already, before I call you a mental case?

So, that guy in the McGill is totally friendly. He waves at just about everyone on windy days.

What do you do at folk festivals, Little Hawk, that makes you come home dog tired? Wasn't that dog celibate?

Overdoses of degradation but no limerick yet, Banjer. Perhaps I should look for a more inspirational port-a-potty.

Mbo, you're ok. Don't listen to all this crap people are feeding you on how to lead you life. Do what feels right for you. Do it when you feel like doing it. But we shouldn't get too self-righteous about pipers just because our drool drips neatly off our guitars.


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: Mbo
Date: 11 Sep 00 - 09:10 PM

There once was a Great Highland piper
Who's actions and breathe were quite hyper
When inflating his bag
His lips they did sag
And held less than a used Huggies diaper.


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 11 Sep 00 - 08:58 PM

Hey Little Hawk-

Maybe we should start a sequel thread for this one since it's getting so long. We could call it "Don't post limericks here" or something. What do you think?

Great limerick, hesperis!

Carol


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Sep 00 - 05:03 PM

Yeah, I know. My tongue was set firmly in my cheek that time.

Vanguard was THE record company as far as I was concerned back then, and all my favourite singers were on it pretty well, including Joan, Buffy, and Ian & Sylvia. I never had a Hedy West recording, but I remember seeing her in the catalog on the album jacket. I will have to call up John Ashe and see if I can hear some of her material. I'm sure he's got it all.


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From: catspaw49
Date: 11 Sep 00 - 01:23 PM

I dunno' Hawk.......Its one helluva' name for a true folksinger and folk scholar that she certainly is. She's one of those somewhat lesser knowns from the sixties, like Patrick Sky, that had a tremendous effect on some of us. Vanguard had some great folks on their label back then.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Sep 00 - 01:10 PM

"Hedy West" sounds like one of those exotic dancer names inspired on that other thread where you take the first name of one of your pets and attach it to the name of the street on which you lived at the time...

Like Minda South River.

Or Valdy Digby.

Our neighbours actually had a dog they called Digby, and they later moved (coincidentally) to Digby Drive...so that would be: Digby Digby.

Cute, eh?

Hedy, please define: "defiance-faux"

Little Hawk


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 11 Sep 00 - 04:30 AM

Hi Hedy,

Do you know any good limericks?

Carol


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: Hedy West (current membership)
Date: 11 Sep 00 - 03:23 AM

Lots of flies here seduced by the flattery of defiance-faux. Hedy West


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: hesperis
Date: 11 Sep 00 - 02:11 AM

A Mudcatter named CarolC
Was walking about in the leigh,
When up in the sky,
A cloud she did spy,
"Why, it's a new lim'rick!" Said she.

HA!
I-did-it-I-did-it-I-did-it! HA!


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 11 Sep 00 - 12:41 AM

hesperis, I am so there!


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Sep 00 - 12:40 AM

Wow. I'm back from the folk festival south of Rochester, New York, and I'm dog tired from 5 hours of driving through rainstorms (light, medium, heavy, and torrential). Fortunately the weather was good at the festival...it just turned rotten this evening on the way back. More on the festival tomorrow. Marymac90 was there too, and will no doubt post some details, and I took a bunch of digital photos which should soon be available on Mudcat.

Why wow? Well, the festival was great, but what I am really excited about is the joyous survival of the DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD thread. Way to go, people! Orillia will soon become a legend of the folk music world for it's peculiarities and its mentally unstable populace. This will no doubt be of great benefit to the town, to Rombo's Restaurant, and to the Mariposa Folk Festival.

Keep them limericks coming! See ya tomorrow. I've gotta get some sleep...


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: hesperis
Date: 11 Sep 00 - 12:21 AM

You can be an Honorary Resident of Orillia anytime you like, Carol, unexplained psychic phenomena or not.


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 11 Sep 00 - 12:14 AM

Thanks Banjer!


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 11 Sep 00 - 12:09 AM

Sometomes I mean sometimes I go there, but it makes my brain hurt.


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: Banjer
Date: 10 Sep 00 - 11:31 PM

Carol you may want to explore this thread about HTML Stuff. That is where I learned most of my things. Click here to go there


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: Banjer
Date: 10 Sep 00 - 11:28 PM

I don't know how to put the formula on the thread and have it show up properly. You use <, the word strike and close that with >. You then type the word you would like to line out and then < forward slash, the word strike and close with >. Try it, it's fun.


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 10 Sep 00 - 09:11 PM

Banjer, you have a true gift for degradation. ;-)

(How do you do the crossing out the word thing?)


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: Banjer
Date: 10 Sep 00 - 07:18 PM

There is a small place in Orillia
Filled with much memorabillia
It's not one of the best
But it beats all the rest
It's where you would go to unfill ya

My apologies to Billie Ed Wheeler and his "Ode To The Little Brown Shack"

The council of Orillia one day
When admonished for wanting to pray
Announced that they shouldn't
But certainly they wouldn't
Take their right to be wrong away

It can only get better from here!!!

Carol C...The phenomenon you mention makes you a Phsyco Phsychic Resident of Orillia, I think.

Flattop, at one time I didn't do limericks either, but look at what degredation just a little practice can accomplish!


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From: CarolC
Date: 10 Sep 00 - 05:06 PM

flattop, I think you have enlightened my as to why there are so many Mudcat members who live in Orillia.

I actually thought I was making up the bit about the town port-a-potty. I had no idea you really had one. Does this count as a psychic phenomenon?


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: sophocleese
Date: 10 Sep 00 - 04:28 PM

Hey hesperis Rombos is a FAMILY restaurant. Where else would a pregnant waitress ask you questions about breast feeding while serving your food? I like the place. My daughter used to wave at the guy hanging out of the porta potty door when she was younger, she thought (when the wind was blowing) that he was waving to her.


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: hesperis
Date: 10 Sep 00 - 02:49 PM

... I just called myself a mental case. Uh-oh.)


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From: hesperis
Date: 10 Sep 00 - 01:56 PM

flattop - "drivers who signal left are just as likely to turn right or continue straight ahead" - especially on the s-curve at Laclie street. Which is in front of Rhombos restaurant. A lot of mental cases eat there.
(Funny, I've never seen you in there, flattop!


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: Mbo
Date: 10 Sep 00 - 11:44 AM

The Voyager's Doctor, one day
Decided to decorate Sick Bay
But while painting a frieze
He started to sneeze
And blew paint in an interesting way.

--Matt


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From: flattop
Date: 10 Sep 00 - 08:57 AM

Yeah, I should have split that into more paragraphs. And since the police headquarters located here, franchised donut shops are the fastest growing sector.


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